Read me!!!

I am the terror that stalks through the night. I haunt your dreams. I am associated with the color red. I am feared and

perhaps even liked by many teens. You might have seen me on tv. I am pure darkness. My laughter spikes fear in the

hearts of others. My eyes are pitch black. Who am I you ask? I am your worst nightmare. Be afraid, be very afraid...FOR I

AM ELMO!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I hope you got a bit of a kick out of this ! Deep down we all fear that red monster called Elmo. Haha! Anways, I'll tell you a bit about me. :)

I absolutely adore reading, my mom actually has to get me to stop reading. Some of my favorite books: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Animorphs, Harry Potter, A Dog's Purpose...etc. I have more, but if I listed them all, it would take up most of the page :P. Oh Btw just to add because I want to, I am proud to be Russian-American!!!!

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Normal people, think being invisible is impossible. Hetalia Fans, KNOW being invisible is possible because Prof.Canada proved it.

Normal people, wouldn't kill themselve's because they are too scared of pain. Hetalia Fans, wouldn't kill themselves's because they love themself's too much.

Normal people, say " Yolo and Swag ". Hetalia Fans, say "Make Pasta not War ".

Normal People, love's Flordia! Hetalia Fans, are smart enough to NOT go to Florida. (XD I think I still would)

Normal People, say they are cool. Hetalia Fans, say they are Ze Awesome Prussia.

Normal People, don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalia Fans, already staying at Sealand's place for the summer.

Normal People, don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalia Fans, are Mother Russia. (I AM RUSSIA!!)(Edit: I wish...)

Normal People, aren't heroes. Hetalia Fans, we are SuperMan!

Normal People, listen to JB and 1D. Hetalia Fans, listen's to Artie rock out his guitar!

Normal people, are rude and mean. Hetalia Fans, is a family!

Normal people, don't belive in magic. Hetalia Fans, live with unicorns!

Normal People, won't repost this. Hetalia Fans, will repost this!

Hetalian's Pledge

I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.

I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.

I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.

I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.

I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.

I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.

I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.

I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.

I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.

I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.

I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or someone supports another yaoi pairing.

I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.

I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.

I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.

I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.

I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.

I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.

I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.

I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.

I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.

I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.

I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.

I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy

I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.

I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.

I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.

I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear like crazy.

I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.

I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).

I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.

I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.

I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.

I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.

I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."

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What to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) POKE random people while saying "hey...hey..hey...hey.." and when they say in an irritated voice "WHAT?!" say "hi..."
3) BARK occasionally.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

24) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

25) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

26) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

27) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

28) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

29) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

30) Tell people that you can see their aura.

31) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

32) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

33) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

34) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

35) Put police tape in front of the door before entering.

36) Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.

37) Hold an auction.

38) Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.

39) Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."

40) Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.

41) When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"

42) Have a heated debate with yourself.

43) Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.

44) Drum on every available surface.

45) Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.

46) Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.

47) Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.

48) Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.

49) Propose to the other passengers.

50) Challenge people to duels.'

51) Sell girl scout cookies.

52) Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.

53) Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."

54) Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.

55) Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.

56) Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.

57) Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.

58) Shout "Food fight!"

59) Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"

60) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

61) Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.

62) Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!

63) Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"

64) Make sushi.

65) Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops

moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.

66) Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.

67) Practice your kung fu.

68) Make race car noises when people get on and off.

69) Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"

70) Fly a model airplane.

71) Do yoga.

72) Play the accordion

73) Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.

74) Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.

75) Throw a rave.

76) Shave.

77) Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.

78) Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."

79) Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.

80) Start laughing maniacally like "muwahahahahaaa!!!!!!!"

81) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

82) Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"

83) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

84) Say while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in."

85) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

86) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming, "Let me out!"

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[x]You were bullied a lot in your childhood. (people didn't like me very much... :-( )

[x]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. (HELL YES! Pasta and Pizza to the max!)

[x]You're very happy-go-lucky.

[x]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies. (especially English class...sigh)

]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.

]You're a good artist. (um...*cough* no)

[x]You can be clumsy at times. (it's easy to trip on stairs [up, down, to the left, etc...) but I can trip on FLAT surfaces! that's some mad skills right there! XD)

]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.

]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

]You would surrender in a war situation. (oh hell no, I'm bred to the bone! I shall not go down without fight!)

(5/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

]You're very stoic and serious. (check back with me in another 100 years)

[x]Sausages are your favourite foods. (BRATWURST!!!)

[x]You like to walk your dog. (i love my dog Belyy...but shes my g-parent's doggy)

]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.

]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules. (well behaved people rarely make history ;-) )

[x]You work very hard. (only on my music though...school, eh, occasionally)

[x]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.

[x]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.

[x]You've had issues with money once or twice .

(6/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[x]You're very mature (for my age, yes...mental age, no)

]You think everything over before saying it. (um...say wha?)

[x]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one. (my old doggy Max, he died when I was 4)

]You isolated yourself during childhood.

[ ]You became very successful in a short amount of time.

]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world. (isn't that what google is for??)

]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.

[x]You're good at practical tasks.

[x] You need time to adjust to new people . (and that would be my Russian blood...I rarely trust people to being with, but once I get to know someone, I'm like totally awesome! XD)

(4/10)

yeah, I had a feeling I wouldn't be too much like Japan...but I must admit I wasn't really expecting to be so much like Germany

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x]You love hamburgers. (as long as it's not from McDonald's...then I can deal. butter burgers!!)

[x]You think you're awesome. (um duh, have you seen my awesomeness lately??)

]You love to invent things.

[x]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films. (uh, how about a good old HELL YEAH please!)

[x]You can seem to be very brash to other people. (if you catch me in the wrong mood)

[x]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business. (if my friend's having issues, I damn will stick my nose in their business)

]You're terrified of ghosts. (NO, ghosts are awesome)

[x]You know aliens exist. ( *insert witty comment here, no dip of course they exist)

]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.

[x]You wear glasses. (technically yes, I just choose not to!)

(7/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x]You like tea. (chai? anyone? maybe Lipton or Earl Grey??)

[x]You were quite tough as a kid. (still am (-;)

]You're very sarcastic and cynical.

]Your cooking is awful. (nah my cooking's great, I just don't like to cook)

[x]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts... (it's called awesomeness)

]...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

]You have tried doing black magic before.

]You get drunk quite easily. (dunno...I still have 5 more years till I can legally drink)

]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy. (*see above*)

[x]You're good at embroidery. (cross stitching)

(4/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

]You're very affectionate.

]You think you have a great fashion sense. (yeah, I don't really give a shit as to what I look like, but I think I still look damn good cuz I get lots of looks from guys :-) )

]You like wine. (yuck)

]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.

[x]You love red roses. (prettyfull!!!)

]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women. (Only men!!! sorry girls...though I has no issue with gays/lesbians)

]You're very proud of yourself. (only when I do well in music)

[x]You love culture and the arts. (MUSIC MUSIC MUSIC!!!)

[x]You're very flamboyant.

]You say you're a gourmet .

(3/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

]You had a very sad childhood. (um...it was a downer but not as sad as Russia's)

]You're very tall. (pfth...I wish. that's one gene I didn't inherit from my dad! and she's freaking Russian! and my mom's a mixture of Ukranian and Russian...so why aren't I tall!!!??? I'm like freaking 5' 4'')

[x]You have a tendency to switch between personalities. (calm, crazy, insane, you name it I have it)

]You wear a scarf all the time. (only in winter...)

[x]You love sunflowers. (Da, they are SO beautiful!)

[x]You love vodka. (Chocolate vodka is awesome)

[x]You can seem intimidating to other people.

[x]You're very strong.

]You have a big nose.

[x]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

(6/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[x]You're very mature. (yeppers)

]You're very superstitious.

]You're very religious. (I'm not obsessed...)

[x]You love pandas. (they're so cute and fuzzy!)

]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.

]You love Hello Kitty.

[x]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously. (maya nemoy kuzen [translation: my dumb cousin])

[x]You work hard. (Music!)

]You're good at drawing. (ugh I wish...)

[x]You like sweets .(oh hell yes!!!!)

(5/10)

And now for some other country people!!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x]You are very well-raised. (hehe...don't ask ;-) )

[x]You're polite.

[x]You love classical music. (if you haven't already figured it out, ya lyublyu musicu, I love music)

[x]You like cake. (GAH! Who doesn't like cake??)

]You have a mole on your face.

[x]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away. (TBH, ya...does the fact that I'm on this site prove it??)

[x]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument. (Violin, viola, cello, piano, flute, trumpet, etc. much much more)

[x]You've composed music before. (it didn't really work out, but I still composed it)

]You tend to call people 'morons'.

[x]You wear glasses . (technically, yes...I just don't wear them)

(8/10) O.o, no surprise there

Canada (Matthew Williams)

]You're often ignored by people.

[x]You look younger than you actually are. (though I will admit, there have been a couple of people who thought I was in college...)

[x]You love hockey. (it's so cool!!)

[x]You love polar bears. (oh come on, they're so fluffy and adorable!)

[x]You hate fighting. (I will do it, but I don't like it)

]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy. (actually, yes...yes I do...it curls down in front of my face :-P)

[x]You often get mistaken for someone else.

[x]You feel under-appreciated. (;-) family issue)

[x]You're bilingual. (more like multilingual...English, Russian, French, Italian, Spanish)

]You always carry a bear with you.

(7/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

]You're quite mean-spirited.

]You're a bit of a hooligan.

[x]You're very loyal.

[x]You're very good at tactics.

]You hate Russia. (Are you kidding???? I love Russia!!!!)

]You love to fight people.

[x]You can avoid marriages quite well. (hmm, never gotten married ever so I call that a win)

[x]You're not always taken seriously.

]You like drinking. (not old enough!!)

[x]You want to become stronger.

(5/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

]You are clueless about things around you.

]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.

[x]You're very responsible.

[x]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.

[x]You love churros. (LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!! Yummy to the max!)

[x]You help people in crisis.

[x]You are quite random. (XD pancakes and pirozhki!)

[x]Somehow, you like bananas.

[x]You often offer food to people. (I so nice to my friends)

]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(7/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[x]You tend to overreact a lot.

]You like to order people around.

]You're a scaredy-cat. (No, I'm strong Russian! hehe I love playing that card XD)

[x]You curse a lot. (when no one's around...and it's fun to curse in Russian and German!)

]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.

]You tend to blush easily.

]You are lazy like hell. (only on mondays...)

]You love tomatoes a lot.

]You fix yourself on stupid matters. (O.o what does that mean?!)

]You get defensive at the slightest comment. (ah, I've picked that up from my parents...)

(2/10)

Oh Ja, Austria!!!! Score!!