Hermione's year has been awful. She's not feeling the Christmas spirit. Someone notices how down she's been and in an attempt to bring her joy, they send her a beautiful Advent calendar. Who could have sent it and how could they possibly know all of those personal things about her?

Hermione agrees to take a case with Harry over the Halloween weekend.

Best Smut Winner for H&Co's Halloween Writing Challenge. Runner-up for Comedy Genius. Harry Potter and Hermione Granger have a lot of Halloween Traditions together as the best of friends. A birthday dare and a Jack-o-lantern finally opens Harry's eyes to understand the truth about his feelings for Hermione in the most unexpected way. ONESHOT.

Lucifer [Netflix] & Reader stories/one-shots! Ratings from G to M.

The relationship you and Tony had worked fine. It was honest, straight to the point, and everyone got a happy ending. Just sex. No emotions, feelings, or relationship beyond friendship involved. Who were you kidding? When did a situation like this ever work out.

Amy gives Sheldon a serum that awakens his carnal side in hopes he focuses all his lust and attention the object of his desire: HER. Only...it's not her. - Sheldon/Penny - OOC -

The meterologists have issued an extreme heat warning, and Sheldon's getting fed up with the looks his friends keep giving their blonde neighbour. - Sheldon/Penny -

Penny and Sheldon have some fun together. - Sheldon/Penny - AU - OOC - Rated M For A Reason -

His voice was husky as he let a dangerous hand trail up the length of her exposed leg, and rests his fingers on her hip. "Do you know how many men are staring at you?" She loves when he's possessive, "No...tell me," she smiles innocently. "Far too many," he growls in her ear before pulling her flush against him. AU - Sheldon/Penny - OOC - You won't regret reading it.

Shenny, Sheldon finds an odd bottle on a beach one day.

The actual experience of Falling, Samael determined, was exactly what it sounded like, but with more fire. Fire as his skin and wings burned in the resistance of the atmosphere, and then again as his metaphysical form crashed through the very solid ground and into what lay beneath. And how could he possibly forget the bloody lake made of literal fire.

Fred and George make their way to The Burrow earlier than usual one Sunday. They want to talk to their parents before the Weasley family lunch about a rather important development in their lives...

Draco looses a bet, he has to pick an animal to be transfigured into, then has to pick a member of the Golden Trio to figure out it's him and change him back. Three guesses who he picked, but you'll only need one.

What if Beast wasn't fatally wounded by Gaston, but that in turn meant that Belle never confessed her love? With the spell permanent, an unlikely ally by their side, and the threat of a counter attack by the villagers looming, the strength of Beast and Belle's relationship is about to be put to the test. Will it be able to survive? Or will it all just fall apart?

Hermione Granger is simply not interested in seventh-year traditions, least of all the Slytherin Spectacle, no matter what Ginny Weasley or anyone else says. That is, until she receives a very specific invitation... :: A seventh-year-in-a-world-without-Voldy fic. Mild adult themes. More than a little ridiculous, almost a crack-taken-seriously vibe. OS.

A story where Sheldon expands his horizons with Penny's help, becoming more confident and Dominant which appeals to Penny's submissive side. Shenny Erotic / kink fanfic #Sheldon #Penny #Shenny #DomSheldon #SubPenny #kink #relationship #SheldonTriumphant Started 18th Nov 2017. Finished 21 April 2018.

Set when the DA go and save Sirius in HPOoTP In this they are all wearing their school uniforms: I knew it was a bad idea to go to the ministry to save sirius. Harry should've used his mirror instead. But right now looking into his red eyes, I knew this mistake was one I was always going to hate myself over, but it just feels too good to say NO

Oneshot Rey/Kylo. It starts in the midst of their lovemaking, exploring what it means to have such a strong connection with the Force, with each other, and with the universe around them.

As the last battle of the war rages, Kylo Ren finds Rey in an abandoned Jedi Temple for their final showdown. Oneshot.

A year after Lydia graduates high school, Beetlejuice shows back up in Winter River with a legal contract from the Netherworld. Lydia has a month to comply. Oh yeah...and saying his name three times doesn't work anymore.

A short tale of what happens after Hermione and Draco wake up with each other after a drunken night together. Alcohol often has consequences which they soon learn. Rated M for a later chapter and mild swearing.

When Harry and Ron pay an unexpected visit to the head dorms, they get more than they bargained for when more than one secret is exposed. Fun, lighthearted one shot.

Post Season 6. Set in Meereen after Tyrion is named Hand and before they leave for Westeros...Dany is experiencing doubt, and Tyrion is helping her overcome it, while he learns some lessons himself. Tyrion x Dany

"Forgive me? I'll do anything." That's a Gryffindor folks, not even an hour had passed when she broke her promise of not being reckless again. Never say those three little precious words to anyone specially to a Slytherin. The whole occupants of the great hall watched them with rapt attention. "Anything?" "Anything at all." DRAMIONE. ONE SHOT. COMPLETE.

Draco couldn't understand how she managed to get into everyone's good graces within the week. Not even seven days since she's taken refuge in Grimmauld Place, Death Eater Junior Hermione Granger had gotten the whole Order of the Phoenix wrapped around her pureblood fingers! Well, she wasn't getting to him! PUREBLOOD!HERMIONE/MUGGLEBORN!DRACO AU

(Revised summary) Hawke and Varric have always had witty, and flirting banter. Neither of them thought the other was serious so they kept at it and it became their thing...BUT what if something interfered to change all that and the truth comes out in both of them. Good or Bad? Who can say? Read and find out. And please don't forget to review! It makes my day :)

School lets out in one month, and Draco still hasn't told Hermione he's fallen for her. When she offers to help him win over the 'mystery woman' he's pining over, what is a Slytherin to do but say yes? - Strictly Dramione Spring Fest entry. One Shot. Complete.

It started out as an ordinary night in the pub. Then Harry had to go and make a bet, didn't he? Dramione, lemony, this uses a prompt from MrBenzedrine's Easter 2017 selection. Updated November 2017.

*COMPLETE* CRAZY and COMPLICATED. That's what Hermione's life becomes when, after a heated argument with the Slytherins, Ron impulsively bets away Hermione for the Quidditch Match. Be Warned: There will be Peeves ;)

ONE SHOT Dramione fanfic. - M for a reason *Smut - Not one to lose a bet to Harry, Hermione finds herself in a compromising position with Draco Malfoy. A position she actually rather enjoys-

Sam tries to convince the reader to tell Dean how she feels. Written for deansdirtylittlesecretsblog's Trope Challenge on tumblr. Prompt: Two people really like each other, but think the other doesn't like them, finally a middle man helps them get their act together.

Soulmate AU Prompt: the one where your soulmate's name is on one wrist and your enemy's name is on the other and you have no clue which is which. Varric wasn't sure when exactly he realized he'd gotten it the wrong way around. Maybe a part of him knew immediately, but refused to admit it.

Judge Frollo has always gotten what he wanted. He needs only raise a finger to have a man killed, snap two of them to have everyone bow at his command. Paris is his and even the king cannot deny it. After he meets Esmeralda in the cathedral, he decides: why should she be any different? He will not burn down Paris in his desperate hunt for her; she will be the one that comes to him.

Her heart pounded loudly in her chest causing it to ache. Alaina had been careful, oh so careful not to be around anyone when blood was split, save for the victim of course. Shaking hands slowly reached out and grasped the Keeper's sleeve tightly for support as she swayed unsteadily on her feet. (Please leave comments!)

Sexual tension between Buffy and Spike has been higher than ever since their spell-induced engagement, but the Slayer's been denying both of them, not giving into it. At least, that's until the spirits of sexually repressed teenagers start to interfere… (Season Four rewrite of Where the Wild Things Are).

Takes place post 6x10 as Tyrion, Daenerys, and the others sail for, and arrive in, Westeros. Understanding, respect, and mutual admiration draws Tyrion and Daenerys together and ignites something neither of them could have seen coming. Can The Queen's Hand allow himself to fall in love with the one woman he'd die for but can never have? M for sexual content. COMPLETE

Frollo and Esmeralda agree to a challenge. If she wins, she's free to go. IF she loses, she is to do Frollo's bidding for 24 hours. **Please disregard most of the movie, as I've written Frollo more like the archdeacon version (book) rather than the evil minister (movie). He's still the Minister of Justice, just not as mean, so he will seem OOC.*

A story in which Lord Voldemort is accidentally given a love potion meant for Bellatrix Lestrange, by none other than his faithful servant, Wormtail. When said love potion is ingested while interrogating a prisoner, all hell breaks loose. Hermione G/Voldemort/Tom Riddle

Hermione's just discovered she's a witch and is to attend Hogwarts. There, she meets a family of strange redheads, a group of pranksters and Quidditch players, the chosen one, along with meddling professors and ghosts. All of who, change her life. What will happen when long-kept secrets are revealed? Will the saviours needed come to light? Poly fic! [HGxFWxGWxOW] Powerful!Hermione!

Hawke gets comfortable in her own home. A little too comfortable, to the surprise of her and her unexpected guest.

WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!

Five times Tom Riddle forces Hermione Granger into a dance with him and the one time she actually agrees to it. HG/TR

Hawke gets the shock of her life...and her reaction isn't what anyone expects. ONESHOT, may add another chapter if there's interest. HawkexVarric

Varric and Hawke find each other, and it's all because of a damn book. (Crossposted a while back to Ao3.)

When Faith encouraged Buffy to let loose and take what she wanted, she wasn't expecting the object of her desire to be Spike. (Set during 'Bad Girls')

"There's a dragon sitting on Varric's head when he wakes up." Written as part of the Hightown Funk 2015 Gift Exchange for baker and fangirl, whose request was for Hawke bringing a dragon baby home to Skyhold, and the shenanigans that ensue.

COMPLETE - Dark Volmione Short - Post-War - They all won but somehow, for Hermione, it wasn't at all how it was made out like it was going to be. A slighted woman is a dangerous thing. To slight the brightest witch of the age? Possibly more so.

A short Solas/Lavellan drabble at the Winter palace involving silliness and...cake. Now with part 2 because I am too lazy to make a new story.

After defeating Sandman, Krieg and Maya have a little fun in the most unexpected way. Rated M for a reason, if you are uncomfortable with smut or foul language then maybe this isn't for you. This is a one-shot and my first fanfic. Creative Criticism is welcome. Enjoy!

One shot of something that popped into my head between Buffy and Xander in 'The Pack'. First time writing for this fandom, enjoy

This is a little short story thing I wrote for a tumblr imagine. Imagine falling asleep while doing research for a case in the bunker so Dean carries you off to your bed. No smut just pure fluff. Written for Tumblr so it's in a CharacterxReader format

The Vault Hunters have a party after they finally defeat Handsome Jack. Maya talks Krieg into sticking around to keep her company. Sequel to Comfort.

It was the beast inside him, his shame that he couldn't control that festered and grew with each injustice that passed before his eyes. She was given to him to try and appease it. But not even her love could have stopped the fall of their empire. Originally a kinkmeme prompt! Sort of AU Solas/Lavellan where Lavellan is a slave in the days of Arlathan who is given to Fen'Harel.

The basement library in Skyhold has been abandoned for ages. No one ventures into the cobwebby little room until Solas decides to clean it out for more library space...and talks Inquisitor Lavellan into helping him. Fluffy Solas/F!Lavellan NSFW smut, reposted from the DA Kink Meme with minor editorial changes.

Rather than watch a child be killed, Narcissa spontaneously takes her and passes her off as her own daughter, Hermione. Everything is going alright for the Malfoys...until the Dark Lord comes back. AU. Voldemort/Hermione. COMPLETE!

Aideen Lavellan decides to jump on Solas when he is not expecting it. Pointless humor. Kinda fluffy. Super short.

Josephine would kill them for this later, and Sera would surely be upset for missing out on all of the fun. Right now though? They were having a bit too much fun to care.

Ellana has had quite enough of all talk and no action with Solas, so she decides to see if she can make him try and catch her himself. Pretty soon, she's running through the halls of Skyhold with an elf hot on her heels. The question is, will she let him catch her? A now completed two-shot!

Crowley O/C smutty one-shot

Solas and Seris share an intimate moment together.

Peace is hard to come by in the midst of war, but Solas and Lavellan steal a few moments for themselves beneath the stars on the Exalted Plains. Solas/F!Lavellan NSFW smut, featuring gentle!Solas and Lavellan's first time. Minor spoilers for Exalted Plains quest chain.

Imagine being undercover at a strip club and Crowley finds out and pays for a lap dance

What is a ball without power, intrigue, danger, and sex? Inquisitor Lavellan plays the Great Game with grace and wit, wrapping the mighty Orlesian empire around her little finger. After the Inquisition's business is done, Solas asks for one last dance from his lover. Solas/F!Lavellan NSFW smut, minor spoilers for Solas romance and Halamshiral.

Lavellan visits Solas in his study one night, hoping she can finally get to know him better... (Solas x F!Inquisitor) Warning: Smut!

Written for the kinkmeme. (Spoilers for Solas romance/end of game) Solas comes back and F!Lavellan finds out who he is, they have their dramatic/angsty 'OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL SOLAS' confrontation, kiss and make up etcetera. F!Lavellan finds Dread Wolf Solas adorable, Solas refuses to admit that he likes having his ears scratched. Fluff ensues

AU from World's Greatest Couple - a series of paragraphs detailing all the important 'first's in Lily and Barney's relationship. One-shot.

Being their hero was becoming tiresome. Sure, she didn't wish anything bad on the people of Pandora, she was just sick of being the only person doing anything to help. Maya/Handsome Jack SMUT

After almost ten years of unlikely friendship with a crazed, perverted, and all too powerful poltergeist, Lydia Deetz has an epiphany that will change everything in a single moment. [One-shot]

Imagine dinner with Crowley in a secluded back booth of the restaurant. For dessert, you slip under the tablecloth, get down on your knees and suck him off.

After the battle of Kirkwall, Hawke and her companions have settled into a new routine. Isabela suggests changing the rules one evening when the group is gathered for their weekly meeting to drink and play Wicked Grace. The risque dares soon get to be over-the-top, and push a few people past their breaking points. Romance, humor, and good times are had by all. (Non-Cannon)

Imagine you're listening to the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack while the boys are out on a hunt and Crowley shows up and decides to seduce you while singing along.

Imagine making Crowley angry and jealous, so he punishes you by making you orgasm over and over again while screaming his name, and imagine Crowley sexually torturing you in hell.

Imagine being Crowley's Girlfriend and you've been helping him make deals and torture souls. Then a demon flirts with Crowley causing you to torture them with Crowley watching and it makes him hot under the collar.

Imagine a BDSM session with Crowley and Imagine Crowley stroking your hair after sex till you fall asleep

Imagine having angry sex with Crowley after having a huge argument, and Imagine Crowley making you cum over and over again using his sneaky Demonic Powers.

Curiosity isn't always a good trait, but when you ask Crowley about possession things take an unexpected turn. CrowleyxReader

Gold has never celebrated his birthday and he surely wasn't going to do so this time. Yet Belle begs to differ and with the help of Rumpelstiltskin bends the pawnbroker to her will. Warning: Double penetration Gold/Belle/Rumple threesome. Set in the "Double Trouble" universe

The morning after the broken curse left Belle in the arms of her beloved sorcerer and his modern-world alter-ego, Rumple seems to be upset, so Belle comforts him in an unconventional way. Unfortunately, Gold does not like being left out and decides to teach her a lesson.

When Maya draws the short straw, (The Vault Hunters literally drew straws) she has to investigate a local bandit stronghold with everyone's favorite Hyperion-Experiment-Gone-Terribly-Right, Krieg.

There hasn't been a hunt in days and once the boys left for a supply run entertainment arrives in the form of Crowley. Things are always better when he's around, we were just about to get busy when Castiel shows up and Crowley thinks it's be a good idea to teach him a few tricks.

Draco is having his in-school birthday party in the Heads common room. A frustrated Hermione decides she needs a drink, things happen and she suddenly wonders what the hell did she get herself into?

Professor Delacour's brilliant plan for Valentine's Day has an unexpected result for Draco Malfoy: a besotted Hermione following him around like a puppy. Short piece of fun Dramione fluff in time for the holiday.

Hermione never liked Quidditch, nor did she like Draco Malfoy. But those two things collide in an exciting, but terrifying, game of Quidditch between the Slytherins and Gryffindors. What will the outcome be? One-shot!

Near destitute Belle must sell herself to the highest bidder. But even her deepest imaginations and fears never prepared her for a creature such as the Beast. Can she survive his brutal nature and show him how to be human again? Can the Beast ever overcome his rage and fully accept the beautiful woman he now calls his? Belle/Beast. M-Content. Added a one shot as thank you!

Inspired by the 1939 version of Hunchback of Notre Dame & at the request of a friend of is takes place during the scene when Claude Frollo corners Esmeralda against a tree out in the forest. What if his dark charm was successful over her? I mentioned archdeacon instead of public official at the request of Jayme. Mainly a one-shot just for some good ol' Fresme fun, enjoy! :D

A game of truth or dare ends in a night that goes well for Hermione. And then it goes bad. Then it gets good again. Really good. [Hermione x Draco, Dramione] My first Lemon! One-Shot.

Rose's TARDIS key is proving to have changed just as much as the Doctor has, in his tenth body. She's kept it on a chain that she keeps round her neck, and whenever she's nervous, she sucks on it. Too bad the TARDIS is channelling that straight to him. One shot, Ten/Rose, very silly; interfering-TARDIS!fic

A little Christmas fic. Draco had something strange happen to him during the days leading up to Christmas and, well ... he's meant to find someone to love him for who he is by Christmas otherwise he stays in his strange state for the rest of his life. (Possible crackfic teehee) MERRY CHRISTMAS! [mild language]

Hermione fell asleep in the library only to wake hours earlier, as she hurries to get back to her dorm before teacher her catches her, who does she run into? Malfoy, that's who! And after that interesting encounter Hermione has a new itch, an itch thaI only one person can scratch, that person happens to be the one person she hates with a fiery passion, MALFOY! Warning: SMUT!

Okay, chapter 2 is finally here. It's short. It's pretty simple at this point. Maya/Zero pairing. Will becoming longer eventually.

When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!

Fresme One-Shot. An alternate universe in the Hunchback of Notre Dame world. Inspired by the Christmas song, "Baby, it's cold outside", Esmeralda is freezing from the cold and finds herself inside the Palace of Justice for warmth. Frollo discovers her in his domain and convinces her to stay.

A curse has been revealed affecting both Gryffindor and Slytherin. The Ministry of Magic has to act and enforces a marriage law. Hermione is paired with Malfoy but the Ministry will have to drag her dead body up the aisle before she marries him EWE AU

Just a cute little story inspired by Merrill's comment about Fenris' "Puppy Eyes". Fenris finds time to admire Hawke from afar and she... appreciates him in return. A story about enjoying the scenery.

Joker and Harley get into a little dispute about who has the harder job. What happens when they decide to swap places for the day?

They've been playing their little game for years now and it's time for the final encounter.

The Beast is dead. Belle's father is dead. All that Belle once loved is now gone, but can she find love once more, even if it comes from a most unlikely source?

Kinkmeme request: a short insight into the rare times a certain broody couple have some PDA

When Hermione gets called to Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes by the twins, she has no idea what she's putting herself into... Oneshot of the twins and of Hermione, threesome, don't like, don't read!

Whenever Hawke thought back on it later – and she had plenty of reasons to – she still thought it was ridiculous. A silly prank war, started over a silly card game... and it got a bit out of hand. Well, that was an understatement. It nearly killed her.

Someone's in Gold's shop, Can he handle what's about to be tossed his way? Let's find out, shall we? smut, good old fashion smut.

For sixteen years I had grown up without a doubt in my mind of who I was. Hermione Granger, Muggleborn extraordinaire. So it was hardly expected, waking up surrounded by faces that I identified as my enemies, only to be told that I was someone else.

Danarius's efforts to tame his recaptured slave include a salve laced with a powerful aphrodisiac. After days of denial and solitary confinement, Fenris is close to breaking. Hawke gets there first.

After 3 years of tension, Marian Hawke and Fenris find what they are searching for in an unlikely location. Warning - NSFW.

The Dark Castle gets a new resident changing the lives of both Rumpelstiltskin and Belle. Now a series of one-shots. *COMPLETE*

The expression on his face was comparable to the one he'd made as he was butchering the woman whose corpse lay across the room from where he knelt. But where he had caused the other woman excruciating pain he was causing this one unbearable pleasure; and while he brought that woman to her untimely death he would bring the woman before him to Sovngarde and back in her release.

Prequel to Beauty in Surrender. Lady Belle, bound by magic to the Dark One's dagger, makes a deal with him to ensure the final, resolute end of the Ogre Wars and those who seek to profit from them in order to bring her land peace. In exchange she offers him the opportunity to kill her when his task is fulfilled. Rumplestiltskin vows to hold on to his anger towards the girl but the

There was a well kept secret about the Head Boy and Girl. Nobody in Hogwarts knew about their many nights spent together, and sharing the Head Dorm allowed them to keep their secret. By day they were enemies, by night they were lovers. Smut OneShot

Dark One Belle LeFay makes a deal with spinner Rumpelstiltskin that changes both of them. Reverse Skin Deep AU.

Ella Enchanted AU. Rumplestiltskin is His Majesty and when he finds his son's latest companion, Belle, has a little spell put upon her he deals for her to stay at his pleasure. Lem/Lang. O/s.

A novel like look at a Fred Hermione George Relationship set in her Fifth year. contains dark themes and healing humor.

Rumpelstiltskin quickly finds out his new caretaker is not as innocent and shy as he first thought. The problem? She has no memory of it the next morning! Rated M for sexy times!

Whilst travelling along the Wounded Coast, something unexpected is revealed about everyone's favourite broody elf. Drabble-length oneshot absolutely brimming with fluff and sweetness. Side effects may include rainbow coloured glittery vomiting and an inability to function.

Slight twist AU/cross over with Immortals After Dark. Danarius named Fenris after a wolf for a reason and Hawke, on the full moon, suddenly realizes why that is. So very NSFW. Gift fic for Hatsepsut.

Medical practitioner Doctor Hopper prescribes Mr. Gold some anti depressants after an incident that left him suffering from traumatic amnesia. He is disorientated after being unable to recall anything about life in Storybrooke and is led to believe that Belle is a cruel hallucination brought on due to side effects caused by his new pills. Oneshot.

"Realization spread through Belle that she was positioned atop the most dangerous man in all the lands, naked and willing." Belle endeavors to prove to Rumplestiltskin how much she's willing to give to him in return for letting her remain with him in his dark castle.

Hermione turned to look at Draco. "You know, I'm starting to wonder if the boys don't think that the baby's gender magically depends on what they want it to be." Draco shrugged, looking down at her. "Well it's a fair assumption. A daughter hasn't been born to the Malfoy family since...1644?"

Belle ad Rumplestiltskin Have a very intimate moment together in FTL that was. A/U where Belle didn't leave the Dark Castle. ONE SHOT COMPLETE

Damon Salvatore takes a young girl as his prisoner in exchange for her father's safety. But, the vampire has a secret he's hidden for years… will she be the one to break it? A classic supernatural telling of a familiar fairytale.

Stranded away from Mystic Falls, Damon and Elena must improvise their Christmas Eve. Elena's not thrilled about their predicament, but Damon's intent on lightening her up. Written for the A2A Holiday Exchange.

Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!

So loud...So angry...So dead! R&R (Caution! Spoiler Warning!)

My first fic. Fenris is sleeping, But Hawke and Isabela Want him to go to the hanged man with them. Kinda short idea i had :) Small bit of romance in there.

"What is your price? Please, tell me. I mean it. I will give anything that is mine to give, if it will save my people." "Alright, dearie," he says softly. "My price is you."

F!Hawke's first name, a mystery to everyone that isn't part of her immediate family. Varric plays her game, curiosity getting the best of him. MadDoggyClown thank you for the fantastic inspiration! [Recently revamped to make way for Part Two! Also, lemon reinserted, you've been warned.]

Maya x Mordecai - Oneshot. The death of Roland and capture of his female counterpart, Lilith, had not gone unnoticed. The gang eagerly awaited getting back at Handsome Jack. But until such time, the crew grew more and more restless. *Caution - Mature Content*

Rumplestiltskin knows a desperate soul when he sees one-and it just so happens that this particular soul is more alluring than most. AU Tumblr/RMC prompt "Belle tries to steal Rumple's dagger!smut." Rough sex, including non-con and bondage.

As Snow White and her Charming finish "taking back the kingdom" they seek the alliance of the Queen of the Frontlands, who holds power beyond anyone's wildest dreams in the form of her devoted servant and ill-concealed lover, the Dark One.

A one shot story, of a fun filled night at the Hanged Man. Filled with giggles and fun, and drinking... lots of drinking. Strip Wicked Grace anyone? F!Hawke/Fenris. M just to be on the safe side but no smut as such.

Or: Five Times Belle Saw Rumplestiltskin Naked By Accident, And The One Time She Planned It. Mostly romance, with a little bit of angst, humor and hurt/comfort to make it tastier. Set in the space between Rumple meeting Belle in FTL and the end of their time together there. Bit AU.

Lily gets bored with her marriage to Marshall and starts fantasizing about Barney.

Gold teaches Belle how to drive. Chaos ensues. Mature warning, smut at the end.

What actually happened when Xander cornered Buffy in the Pack? Smut, one shot.

Marshall is dead. How does Lily survive without him? Does she even really want to? Marshall is dead and Barney is the only one who sees, truly sees, how devestated Lily is by his loss. And Barney does all that he can think of to try and help Lily learn to function again. Barney/Lily.

Hawke receives letters from a secret admirer and shares them with her closest friend. Rated M for strong language and sexual situations.

Could Belle really fall for the most powerful man in the world that acts like a spoiled child? non. con. rape.

Varric stops by Hawke's estate later than usual to catch up with a friend. He learns something about her she never intended anyone to know. R/R!

FIRMLY Movie-verse. Rated M for language and...other very good reasons. Older and wiser Lydia, freshly divorced, returns to the Winter River house of her youth to do some soul searching. She unwittingly releases Beetlejuice from his 20-year prison, and he's in the mood to collect on the debt she owes him.

What if Penny was born a genius and Sheldon wanted to be an actor? What if they completely switched places... What if? Prompt in profile. Shenny.

Rumplestiltskin wants an heir. He makes a deal for Belle but will she hold up her end of the deal. smut. complete

If Rumplestiltskin made it so that Belle had the power to save the inhabitants of Fairy Tale Land, instead of Emma, what would she owe him in return? AU

Belle gives Mr. Gold a nasty surprise. For the computer generated prompt: There was nothing he could do to escape me. Not with this lipstick and that bag. Oh and the tazer.

Belle expresses gratitude after Rumplestiltskin fulfills her demand.

Belle is cleaning, and comes across something. Sweet fluff to sweeten your day.

"For an all-powerful Dark One," Belle muttered, scooting him over into a position of recline. He'd lost the battle before it had even had a chance to begin, watching her as she spooned the medicine out. "You are the biggest baby I have ever met."

He expected they would have more time, really. He did not count on Regina having such a powerful weapon. Dark!Belle.

Belle understands the fact that Rumplestiltskin is a very sought-out man, but such continuous demand can sometimes get in the way of... things

Belle falls into the lake while gardening in Rumpelstiltskin's estate. One daring rescue later, and smuttiness ensues. Rumbelle.

One-shot sequel to 'The List', following directly on from where it left off. This story has been posted elsewhere for a while, but I'm now bringing it to ffnet. SS/HG/LM. Justifies the M rating. I would advise reading or re-reading 'The List' first.

One should never underestimate the power of a kiss. When a kiss is committed to with unresolved feeling and requited passion, a kiss that is meant for the unification of two souls, an unbreakable bond is forged. A series of 3 one-shots.

A beauty, a beast, and snow. What could possibly go wrong? Rumbelle. Simply fluff, no more, no less.

My version of how Belle gets the blue dress.

Isabela enlists Merrill to do a little spy work for her. Hawke is not impressed. FemHawke/Varric. Rated for language and mention of sexytimes.

Tom charmed the mirror in the Head Boy dorms to allow him to communicate with the mirror's of his followers, but he gets one hell of a surprise when he's shown a girl instead. Especially when she's currently living in 1997, and he in 1944... COMPLETE! ONESHOT! FULL STORY IN PROGRESS!

Anders is busy freeing the mages and Caitlin Hawke is feeling lonely and neglected. When she meets the mysterious and handsome assassin from Antiva, the temptation becomes just too difficult to resist ... Enjoy!

When a snow storm covers Rumpelstiltskin's castle, he and Belle spend some time together. Could it lead to something more?

The typical. Rumpelstiltskin gets a bad cold and Belle tries to make him all better and he thinks she is trying to poison him.

After a discussion about the strippers at Ashley's bachelorette party, Belle makes a deal with her true love. RumBelle fluff.

Belle comes down with a cold and medicates herself with a tonic. It wasn't a tonic. Now everything's turning her on, and she's too embarrassed to say anything. Can Rumpelstiltskin cure her? Rumbelle smut.

Mr. Gold takes a housekeeper. Rose French finds a home.

When Rumplestiltskin finds out that Belle is alive he is compelled to find his courage and take action to earn his Happily Ever After. With Emma's help of course. Lemons in Ch. 6. Be warned.

In one world, Belle's story has a painful ending. In another, Storybrooke's librarian believes that perhaps, after the book's end, the lovers may find each other again. - based on episode 12. Now AU

Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM

During a mission bent on revenge Hermione is tossed into the past with none other then Tom Riddle himself. MATURE! rape/toture/angst/romance/death read and review-they keep me going.

AU story of if Gaston went out to search for Belle and saved her from the wolf attacks. One-Shot

You knew Gaston wanted Bell. You know the scene... but you didn't know this. Explicit content

Fenris and F/Hawke at his mansion, between chapter 2 and 3, no real story spoilers. One shot. Bioware owns all rights to characters, but you knew that.

If she had asked for all the stars and the moon, he would have given them to her. Zevran/F!Mahariel

Elena and Katherine team up to get what they want. Will the Salvatore brothers be able to resist them? Mix in masks, switched identites and sexy dark corners. LEMON as always Damon/Elena Stefan/Katherine

Fenris messes up and hurts Hawke's feelings, again. But her fevered talk makes him realize her feeling for him haven't changed. Now, how to prove he feels the same? fem!Hawke X Fenris

ONE-SHOT: Elena uses Damon's shower and can't help fantasizing about him. :Lemon:

Varric gets himself into trouble and it's up to Hawke to decide just how far she'll go to keep him alive. Or quiet. Silly and awkwardly smutty oneshot about the meaning of being true bros. F!Hawke/Varric.

Once his Student now She's a fellow Professor who plans on paying the Professor back for the way he treated her as a Student.

all Fred and George Weasley want is for their dearest Hermione to loosen up and live a little! where's the harm in that? GWxHGxFW no twincest

In the end, Claude Frollo will deny his wife nothing.

nonsense for a kink meme prompt After a froggylicious spell, the Arishok and Hawke find themselves stumbling around a ruin while fighting. One rockslide later, the pair is trapped. Naturally, naughtiness ensues.

Damon gets a surprise visit from Emily, who puts a spell on him. Damon thought she was joking, but when he wakes up but not in his own body he realizes it wasn't a joke. At all. Story written by two authors. EpicNinjaWorld and lologirlie

Damon takes Elena on his little road trip to Georgia. Elena, distraught over her resemblence to Katherine, decides to let loose with surprising consequences. Canon through "Bloodlines." Follows most of the show plot with Damon-ic twists...

Everyone has left her. Is that the end of the story? Not really. That is when everything changes, some uneasy truths have to be acknowledged and new battles have to be fought. Varric/f!Hawke

Varric has never told Hawke of his feelings and to see her being matched with noblemen who don't fit her at all is hard. One drunken night will change everything but will it be for better or worse? F!HawkexVarric

One of the small misadventures of the Hawke household. Hawke's reluctant hound needs a bath, and Fenris is recruited to help. Their reading session isn't playing out quite the way he'd envisioned...

Varric broke up all the fighting with a clever ruse. It was fatherly of him, of course, because parents are always gaining the upper hand by tricking their children. AU for suggested Varric/Hawke romance. M for innuendo and muttered oaths. Oneshot.

Isabela's first try didn't work at all. No matter how forcefully she crossed her heart and hoped to die, Varric refused to believe it wasn't all a joke.

Feeling vulnerable, Elena complains to the Salvatore brothers that she wants to be more than just bait. Their subsequent actions leave her gasping for breath. There is some adult content and strong language. Complete.

Just a quick bit of DA2 fun. F!Hawke having romance issues.

The Joker is sick! No, really...he's sick, and Harley tries to make him feel better. Rated M for language. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFF!

Hermione loves fairy tales. Ron likes Hermione. So, he decides to give her a enchanted book of Muggle fairy tales. An incident in potion's class sends her and Professor Snape into the book where they will have to follow the stories to escape. X-Posted to DeviantArt, AO3, & AFF

Hermione is having scandalous daydreams about her Professor. What will he do when he accidentally picks up her thoughts? Romance, comedy, lemons, a bit of drunken folly, and a happy ending!

Lilith owes Mordecai something, but will she give him what he wants?

She was supposed to come back from San Francisco. She didn't come back. So Barney went to find her. Goes AU from the start of Season 2. Barney/Lily

In which Elena has ideas, and Damon has ideas on top of her ideas. Another instalment in the 'Bite Club' series.

ONE-SHOT: Takes place in 2x08 "Damon and Stefan discover some surprising information while helping Elena." – This is my take on what that COULD mean. D/E/S :LEMON: ;D

All Harley wants is for her Puddin' to notice what SHE needs. Is that so much to ask? Nolanverse Joker and Harley. FLUFFINESS! Also, this story is a bit of an homage to the scene from Mad Love. You'll see which.

Harley has a very concerning dream. Very random story. Just popped into my head. Rated M for language. Hope you like FLUFFINESS! Please review! :- One-shot, Nolanverse Joker and Harley.

Episode 7 remake: Elena tells Stefan that she wishes she could forget everything, so Damon compels her only to forget Stefan and love HIM. Short story just for fun... don't take this seriously! rated T because I'm paranoid

Jack, Rose, and The Doctor play an interesting drinking game. Rated R, last chapter VERY smut. 10/Rose/Jack

Takes Place During Episode Two: Night of the Comet. What if it was Elena instead of Caroline who was rushing to her car when Damon appeared? What would happen between the two, and how would Elena act under compulsion? Would he use compulsion? Two-Parter!

It all begins when Elena runs into Damon Salvatore on her way to the annual Founders Gala. And she isn't wearing her vervain necklace. **WARNING** Lemons. Lots and lots of lemons. Be Warned.

Elena tries to make Damon smile - a cute little oneshot. Disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Diaries

Hermione gets a much bigger gift than she could have ever imagined for Christmas.

Zevran and fem Dalish elf have some bonding time. Lots of lemon! Oneshot.

An unlikely quartet is thrown into the past- Draco, Harry, Ginny and Hermione have to change the past and thereby the future. Under the pretence of false identities they try everything to succeed. Will they? Or will something worse happen? Tom Hermione

Of course The Joker has a sweet tooth...especially when it comes to Harley. Fluffy! If you don't like it or are not amused in the slightest by fluff, then do not read. If so, this is rated M for language and sexual references. Nolanverse Joker and Harley

standalone or continuation of the Not Breathing and Barely Afloat Barney Lily fics. Please be aware there is s exual content IN this fic. if it offends, or you are underage, do not read!

Joker decides to give in and take Harley on a date. Sort-of. More like a heist. Laughter, pain and clownish antics ensue.

A fairly dark piece dealing largely with Lily, and more peripherally with Marshall and Barney

Hermione is taken by death eaters and given to Voldemort, who instead of killing her, see's something in her that intrigues him, allowing her to live and possibly become more to him whether she likes it or not. TR/HG, M for later chapters. OOC

Hermione is sent back to Tom Riddle's time and finds herself attracted to the mysterious boy. However, upon returning, a surprise awaits her.

Dumbledore has a premonition and uses a time turner to change the past. Sweet story about how Tom Riddle would have turned out if someone loved him. Tom R. and original character, Harry and Hermione. A bittersweet ending.

Harley Quinn had a wonderful Valentine's Day planned, but The Joker had other plans...THIRD in the JHQ series by The Satyr Icon...Be kind, review kindly!

COMPLETE Hermione is sent back in time and slowly falls in love with Tom Riddle eventually leading to his demise. its a good story so read please!