Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .

The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

AU, girl!Harry story. As Voldemort's power grows, Harriet has to navigate a path to adulthood in the shadow of war. Snape begins to understand that not only does he have a heart, but it may be under the greatest siege of his life. A continuation of 'The Never-ending Road,' beginning with Order of the Phoenix. Future Snape/Harriet.

Edward walked a knife's edge in Volterra. What if things hadn't gone quite so well? Love can survive when it is surrounded by monsters, but it does not survive unchanged, especially not for one of the Volturi. Deviation 'fic-New Moon. Canon Edward and other characters.

A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Oberyn Martell is sent eastward, to fetch the last Targaryen and her dragons home, to delivery up to Dorne the justice they have craved. Oberyn and the Sand Snakes must brave storm, war, plague and pirates to find Dany and enlist her to their cause, if Oberyn's daughters don't kill each other first.

A sequel to my first story, Puppy Dog Tales. This piece depicts the return of Nico to England, this time with a slightly different plan. Four years older and prepared beyond his first venture, Nico is on a mission, and he, for one, isn't happy about it.

Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.

AU. When Lily died, Snape removed his heart and replaced it with a steel trap. But rescuing her daughter from the Dursleys in the summer of '92 is the first step on a long road to discovering this is less true than he'd thought. A girl!Harry story, covering CoS - GoF. Future Snape/Harriet. Sequel "No Journey's End" (Ootp - DH) is now posting.

Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

The New Republic is on the brink of collapse. The Sith have reemerged, and war is on the horizon. Yet, everything that is happening around him feels utterly wrong... So when Luke Skywalker receives a mysterious offer to go back in time and correct the Galaxy's destiny, how can he refuse?

"All right, Spaceman, shut up and get your kecks off." The Doctor closed his eyes and let his head fall heavily against the glass behind him. No matter how many more centuries he managed to squeeze out of his existence, he doubted he would ever fully recover from hearing that sentence. The Ten and Donna (not quite) shag-or-die fic that no one wanted.

Sam finds a lamp and a genie appears, ready to grant all Sam's wishes. His name is Gabriel and he promises he's not THAT Gabriel. Really. Sam's had too much experience with djinn to want anything to do with this. Once freed, Gabriel doesn't really feel like leaving and Sam and Dean can't figure out how to make him. It's okay, though. He kind of grows on them after awhile.

Will Solace didn't mean to get a crush on the most exasperating demigod he'd ever met. But once he started watching Nico di Angelo he couldn't turn away. The lines between intentions and feelings got blurred. But how do you tell if the guy you like feels the same way when he's never around? Nico x Will, Solangelo

The Doctor tries to work out why he was okay with Clara dating Adrian Davies, but not Danny Pink.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Jedi training has its ups and downs. Vignettes set between already published Lineage installments; various genres; story index appended as final chapter.

Nobody throws a ball like the Almesians, as the saying goes. The nights stretch for days, the days melt back to nights, and they are racing through their eleventh waltz.

Martha Jones, halfway through the year that never was.

He was by her side in two steps, gripping her shoulders and pulling her to him even as she was moving toward the door. She shuddered between his hands. "Something happened. Something is wrong, River. I can see it in your eyes." "I need to go back. Leave you to your," she waved a hand toward the console, "travels." She pulled herself from his grasp and reached for the door.

The Doctor learns yet another reason why he should explain regeneration to companions before the bursting into gold flame bit happens.

Sequel to Lemkin Factor. When Amy realizes that their usually random adventures with the Doctor start to show a pattern she suspects he may have a hidden agenda. Meanwhile River has always known the Doctor needs to have Companions, but when that need seems to turn dangerously pathological she fears that her parents may be prisoners not passengers and they might not even know it.

Donna Noble knows she is a textbook nobody who lives an average life. Every so often though, weird things happen or she meets strange people and it makes her doubt all of this.

"Stories are the wildest things of all. Stories chase and bite and hunt."―Patrick Ness, (A Monster Calls). It's Wednesday & the Doctor is preparing to collect Clara for more adventures. However, this time it's Clara who has a surprise for him. Nothing is as it seems as the Doctor tries to keep one step ahead when he discovers he's not the only one with an interest in Clara Oswald.

[Another old fic]

River Song always knew she would die in a space suit. As a point of fact, she had refused to wear one for over two centuries. Since she had last been shoved into one. But this time she'd donned it willingly. Telling herself she was too old to be so superstitious. Besides, it was a Health and Safety issue, really. It's not like it was the same suit.

She didn't just fall into this other man's arms like she imagines he had wanted her to.

Trapped on an immense ghost ship drifting aimlessly in space the trio is suffering from amnesia as to how they came aboard crewless ship. When the Doctor's health starts failing piecing together those lost hours is the key to both saving his life and getting home. Mystery/angst/character development/adventure/plot twist type story, hopefully a fun read for all you clever Whovians!

Mrs. Bennet, determined to see her last two daughters married, arranges a holiday in Bath. Will foolish Kitty avoid the temptations of the Georgian city? Will solemn Mary ever lift her head from her books? Will Mrs. Bennet's nerves survive the adventure? Something of a sequel to "Miss de Bourgh in Bath," though previous reading is unnecessary.

She refused to give into the sadness corrupting her heart. She refused to give the anger or the misery a voice. She was stronger than that. She would be stronger than that. Because there was a reason she had survived. There was a reason she was here, and she didn't know what it was, but she knew she'd been on her way to it her entire life. (Oswin Oswald, from start to finish.)

"Centuries and leagues of grief and rage and regret later, he stares at his knees in the TARDIS and hates himself all over again. All he does is hurt her." Post-TATM.

He knows what it is to only understand far, far too late. [Spoilers for The Crimson Horror]

At the age of twelve, Archimedes Chase has an archenemy, a crush, soon a quest, and an insufferable daughter of Poseidon making waves in his life. [Gender AU - F/M

The many great escapes of Leo Valdez from his own brand of chains and cages and handcuffs: foster homes.

A Rachel/Nico oneshot set on Christmas Eve in which Rachel goes a little overboard in decking the halls, wine is consumed by the barrel, and Rachel and Nico's eyes are opened to what could be for the very first time. It's not the Christmas Eve either of them were expecting, but it all worked out in the end.

When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!

Amy Pond, and motherhood.

In which the Ponds get woken up in the middle of the night, River wears a smashing dress, the Doctor does not wear enough, and potassium is discussed.

AU Qui-Gon chose Obi-Wan as his padawan,but they were far from close.As Obi-Wan struggles with a sense of inferiority, a mysterious entity appears to give him the affection he needs,but may not have benign intentions.Can Qui-Gon save Obi-Wan,and himself?

Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE

The intimidating Jedi Master Jorus C'Baoth publicly questions Obi Wan's capacity to train the Chosen One.

"And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that's a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." And Melanie Sampson liked that. She liked that a lot.

Nico goes to Hogwarts in yet another crossover story. Set in book 1, it will be 6 or more chapters and have a little of everything. I do mention Percabeth. It was written by Georgian devil, so if I wrote you a poor review, feel free to flame as you wish.

Severus Snape, from nearly the end of Dumbledore's life to nearly the end of his own.

The writing was on the wall. And now Dean just had to understand it. Sam and Dean come to terms with Dean's changed relationship with Castiel. Set vaguely post-Season 7. Spoilers through Season 6. SLASH

The question is a simple one, but what conclusion will the finest legal experts of the wizarding world reach. More importantly, what will the jury decide?

Jane Austen desires nothing more than to be a novelist, but writer's block and a band of invisible predators may say otherwise. Little does she know that when three mysterious travellers appear out of nowhere, her world is about to be turned upside down.

Everyone knows how Voldemort was defeated - or thinks they do. Let Crookshanks tell you the real story of how he overcame a dark wizard, with a little help from some humans, and still had time for romance. JK Rowling obviously owns it.

Nico-centric during TLO with four chapters featuring four scenes/events that we only ever saw from Percy's point of view. Nico as he struggles with his father, the loss of his mother, and basically being twelve. Fuller summary within. M for language.

After Mr. Darcy takes the thoroughly unsuitable Miss Bennet to be his wife, a most seriously displeased Lady Catherine and her daughter repair to Bath in search of new prospects. What adventures await Anne in the exciting spa city? Now with something of a sequel: "The Miss Bennets Set Forth."

They say that right before you die, your life flashes in front of your eyes. Bianca Di Angelo. Week Eight, Oneshot challenge.

As IF she'd just hung a pair of stilettos off of the handle of his monitor. His control panel wasn't a wardrobe, it wasn't a shoe rack. Amy never did anything half as rude as putting her shoes all over his lovely Tardis. Spoilers for 5x04

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

A collection of oneshots about the aftermath of the Battle of Hogwarts, focusing on characters who are mourning people they really shouldn’t be mourning – or at least that’s what they tell themselves. Chapter One: Ginny grieves for Tom Riddle.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Every relationship in Rose's life is more complicated than it ought to be. Sirius and girl!Harry, warning for non-explicit dubcon and inappropriate liberties with a minor. Prequel to Girl in the War and Twelve Hundred Hours.

He was supposed to be the hero. Luke, and how far from the path he strayed.

A few week after his sister's funeral, an eighteen-year-old Albus Dumbledore meets an odd young woman with a Time Turner, a secret mission, and a disarmingly comfortable relationship with death.

And so he sat there, on the plutonian shore, turning the piteous screams of the dead over and over again in his head. The downfall of a king was never graceful. One-shot.

Neither shall a Jedi covet, for nothing shall belong to him. He shall not want what is not needed, and he shall release his desire into the Force, as if it had never existed. Gen, with insignificant moment of pre-slash.

The Doctor and Donna's 'not a couple' routine does not entirely convince one Miss Jane Austen. Donna is distressed. The Doctor gets to hear about it.

Prequel to Girl In the War. Rose Potter stays the summer at Grimmauld Place, and Snape comes to visit her.

On the trip back to Naboo, Qui-Gon reflects on the source of the trouble between himself and Obi-Wan. Slash.

When she asked the sorting hat to put her in Slytherin it had been a joke. It soon became a whole lot more than that. Lily/Scorpius Rated T for language and suggested violence and death.

Ariana Dumbledore shares her thoughts on Oscar Wilde, Nietzsche, and Gellert Grindelwald's bum. AberforthGoat, AlbusGellert, onesided ElphiasAlbus.

Things didn't turn out quite the way Severus had planned.

Snape's life would have been so much easier if Rose Potter had been born a boy.

TenRose He was just another extra in her big adventure. Post 'Tooth and Claw' ficlet

Set directly after 'New Earth'. Did she ever know him at all?

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

Between learning that the Afterlife is really just a field filled with ping pong tables and that his death was the product of an error in a computerized recordkeeping system, Sirius is seriously fed up. Thank God for chocolate and second chances.

They're OOC! They're badly written! They're having lots of sex! A baffled Harry Potter encounters a terrifying evil...the fanfic versions of his friends.

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

Percy is going to work undercover for the Order. Now all he and Arthur have to do is stage a fight for the rest of the family. How hard can it be?

Severus Snape's first day as a professor. A meditation on the seductiveness of control and the development of a mask. Complete.

What Crabbe and Goyle talk about when no one is around.