Happy Cryinghide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Naruto. Real name: Helena, but on the internet I usually prefer to be called Herena Age: 16 years Gender: Female Height: Around 165 cm :3 Okay, so I'm a yaoi-fangirl. I also read yuri, but I have a harder time finding good yuri-couples than yaoi for some reason. I'm also fangirling pretty much everybody in Akatsuki and almost everybody else in Naruto too… I like fangirling ' I enjoy reading and writing and will try to post something here… sometime… My dream is to become a writer, but since there is a lot of people out there who's a lot better than me I don't really think it will ever happen. However, I can always dream, right? I'm from Sweden and therefore I'm not as good at English grammar as I'd want to, neither do I know all the words I would like to use when I write, but I'm always happy to hear what I could do better and tips about what's right and what's wrong. I'm a big fan of Naruto, Harry Potter, Sherlock Holmes, Conan, and I recently finished reading Homestuck so that I'm up to date with that, and I have to admit I love that one too, even if it were pure hell to make it through the first 4000 pages or how much I had to read before I started to find it interesting. Other than that… I don't think there's much more to say. |
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Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 209,339 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Lost in Kishimoto by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
RealWorld!Naruto/Ninja!Sasuke, humour, romance. "Hm," said a gruff voice at Naruto's ankles. "Definitely not a clone." Uzumaki's eyes dropped to his feet to see a small pug dog sniffing him. "It's not our Naruto but it's definitely a Naruto," continued the pug. "I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it seems like he isn't from our timeline." "A talking dog?" And then he fainted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,262 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 1/15/2017 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
We Three by Cannibal Inc reviews
He is a black stain to their perfection. He is on the inside, but on the outskirts of it. Because two is a unit. And three? Three is extra. All he wants is to disappear. Let them forget a Spring that is already dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Living In Denial by InstantKarma83 reviews
With two and a half years and the defeat of Madara behind them, Naruto and Sasuke have been through much. But when Naruto is talked into dating Hinata, both he and Sasuke are forced to face an inner struggle they've avoided for years. Canonverse, SasuNaruSasu, minor NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 140,842 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Provocation by Sailor-Nova343 reviews
Deidara goes to a boarding school where he meets Sasori, a flirtatious redhead with bedroom eyes and a talent for teasing. Sasori is crazy about Deidara, who hates his guts. Will either of their feelings change? Prequel to I Love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,652 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Deidara, Sasori
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh Sh t! by Akira-kun reviews
"My life was perfectly fine until Kyuubi decided I'm gay, in love with Sasuke, and started to play cupid in a freaky way! Who told that crazy demon to mess with my life? And what do Itachi and Akatsuki have to do with all of this?" Lemons. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 110,228 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Hair Raising by Crystal Haze reviews
"I heard that Sasuke-kun likes girls with long hair!" Ever wondered how Sakura came to that conclusion? SasuNaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Future by ShironoOkami reviews
Time flows. Things grow. And people change.
No. 6 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,416 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shion, Nezumi/Rat - Complete
The After AfterParty by KassandraLeighWeston reviews
One Halloween at Hogwarts, the students participate in a fancy dress ball, staff vs students Quidditch, and a secret after-party party, where a drunken game of Truth or Dare reveals a hidden desire between two of the most infamous students...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,485 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
This fic has been turned into an original novel. Details are posted within. Now available for purchase!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hate by andReiki reviews
The youngest Uchiha hates a lot of stuff. Albeit, there are things he hates -HATES- and absolutely loathes. Itachi for one, with no need to explain why. Hinata, who is tightly connected to the third thing he despises from the bottom of his soul: obliviousness. Especially when it's Naruto who can't seem to stop oozing with it. Beware the OOC and BL.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/30/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Popular by smartcat reviews
Popular kids don't always have all the answers. In fact, they don't really know what they're doing half the time. Which is why they find themselves in these compromising situations. Sasunaru. Minuscule NaruSaku and SasuKar. story back in its original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,594 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Flirting by andReiki reviews
Contains lots of randomness and jumping over the topics; from gender, over food and linguistic to finally, romance. Follow up two strangers as they flirt in the most unusual way. Or usual- depends on probability of meeting your match. Beware the AU, OOC and British-ness. And some transvestite tendencies paired up with shonen-ai. SxN
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 7/1/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 197,873 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Iridescent by Veterization reviews
Draco/Harry oneshot. Set in OotP. When Draco Malfoy tells Harry that he knows about his secret Defense Against the Dark Arts group, his first impulse is to panic. When he tells him he wants to join, his second impulse is to be very confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Full Speed Ahead by Veterization reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. After the war, the Malfoy fortune begins dwindling. Draco swallows his pride and gets a job the only place he can find one: the Knight Bus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,083 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mediocrity is Extraordinary by hgregwallflower reviews
Set in their sixth year at Hogwarts, Sirius has trouble dealing with the thought that he is incredibly mediocre, and how can somebody as mediocre as he is possibly deserve somebody as extraordinary as Remus?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dare You To Move by Homicidal Whispers reviews
Your name is John Egbert and you are certain that you are 100% completely heterosexual. Except that maybe you're not so sure anymore. You think that this is probably at least a little bit gay and you're not too sure how to feel about that.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2012 - [John E., Karkat V.] - Complete
Glasses by blacksakura13 reviews
Sollux looks for a spare set of glasses and comes across Dirk's Auto-responder. PWP SolEri with AR. Set in some alternate timeline to evade loopholes.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sollux C., Eridan A. - Complete
Supermegafoxyawesome: The Pimp Cane by pokeyspot reviews
CRACKFIC On going to ask for Draco's hand Harry encounters Lucius Malfoy in all his glory. Involves Darry, improper use of an umbrella and of course the inspiration: the all famous Malfoy pimp cane. NO lemon, just CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Back in the Day by pokeyspot reviews
CRACKFIC The Marauders in all their glory, meet Harry Potter. Typical ne? And yet... will contain Crazy!Harry, Darry, time travel, SiriRem, bad pick up lines, abuse of Mrs. Norris, and anything else I come up with... CRACKFIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,850 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nine Kisses Sasuke by andReiki reviews
Uchiha Sasuke's first kiss wasn't all fireworks and roses. Actually, if he thinks about it, the kiss was rather weird. How about the rest of them? Sasuke's POV about his first nine kisses, and the story behind them. Beware the AU, OOC and BL.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/28/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Gravitational Forces by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
They were complete opposites; from their personalities to their eye colors. They clashed in every way imaginable. But that's why they connected so well. But what were they? They were Sasori and Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Three moments by Blood Masks reviews
Oneshot. Valentine's Day special 2012! After more than four years with him by my side, it only took three moments for me to fall in love like I never knew I could. Updated to correct some mistakes, plot remains unchanged.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Why by The-Magical-Bookworm reviews
Sasori and Deidara's in a arguement about art, as usual. That is, until Sasori asks a question he'd never asked before, 'Why' Deidara's answer is most unexpected. One-shot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Seven minutes to change my world by Akira-kun reviews
"Of course that playing Truth or Dare mixed up with Seven Minutes in Heaven would be ok! Even with the vodka, the discussions, the tinny closet, the confessions, the weird feelings and all! Why in the world it wouldn't be totally ok?" SasuNaru – Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Neji H., Ino Y.] - Complete
Konoha Dating Agency by Rizember reviews
On a dare, Naruto and Kiba start a dating agency with a 'One date only' policy... humor, romance, sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,377 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Destined by Rizember reviews
You'd really expect your soulmate to be more compliant and not want to kill you... Humour, romance, supernatural. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,274 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Four Seasons by MoWa reviews
What does a string quartet consists of? A good violinist, the first violin. A bad violinist, the second violin. An ex-violinist, the viola. And someone who hates violinists altogether, the cello. Perfect for Team 7, don't you think? Eventual SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,283 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Brave Heart by cristofori's dream reviews
3 yrs passed and Yuuri's finally grown up, finally lost the blindfold, and finally admitted his feelings for a certain blonde; but the world isn't that kind. Bec Wolf has suffered so much that it's just fair to make it Yuuri's turn to suffer.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S. - Complete
Summer Love by GiantFlyingSquirrel reviews
It's hot no matter where Yuuri goes. Shin Makoku, Earth, he just can't seem to escape the heat. Can one simple childhood game not only cool him down, but also bring him closer to Wolfram?
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Growing Up by YaoiPhox reviews
An AU story with the Akatsuki from their childhood to adulthood. YAOI in late chapters. Pairings: KakuHida, SasoDei, KisaIta, and various popular pairings! Warnings: Shounen-Ai/Yaoi. Language/Hidan. 'Light' Sexual Themes/Hints?.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 147,406 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Kizuna by MurasakiYasu reviews
Set directly after the Naruto Shippuuden Movie: Bonds. When Naruto sneaks away to seek out his rival, he neglects to plan ahead. After all who needs to think things through? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Will you save me? by AkumaNoDanna reviews
16 year old Deidara has decided that he'll commit suicide at the age of 18. Sasori, a new student at Dei's high school, is the first one to manage to break into the young male's world. But will it be enough?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,583 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Notes by TitchyStryder reviews
Kelly's drooling and Polly isn't amused. Told in note form. Kelly/Andrea, Polly/Celia
St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Kelly J., Polly - Complete
Let Him Know by StandingOnTheRooftops reviews
Wolfram asks a question to Yuuri. Read to find out the answer. : Dedicated to Twit, for her support and encouragement. YuuRam. Second Person POV. One-shot drabble, complete.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Finding Your Own Happiness by FireStarDragon reviews
Naruto has brought Sasuke back to the village. The village elders have decided on a way for Sasuke to prove his loyalty: marry a loyal Konoha citizen. The candidate they have in mind is surprising, but why is Naruto so unhappy with the idea? SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,637 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Isn't : Sakura x Ino : SakuIno by Jannasaur reviews
'Love is natural, isn't it? So why do they say our love isn't' Ino is in Sakura's bedroom, her parents are home and just a room away, but yet she can feel Sakura's fingers deep inside her… What's become of them? Rated M for Yuri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Starlight by Blood Masks reviews
Oneshot. For some reason speaking from your heart becomes easier when you're staring at a single light, in the middle of the dark. Updated to correct some mistakes, plot remains unchanged.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Word for It by snowflake98 reviews
Because watching two people and their massive sexual tension is, like, super painful. SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Party Crashers by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori and Itachi get invited to Orochimaru's 50th birthday party. Orochimaru makes it a point not to invite the rest, but will soon come to regret this decision. After all, the others don't like being left out. All Orochimaru wants is a normal party...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Akatsuki, Orochimaru - Complete
A Wedding, 2 Break Ups, & A Make Up by Mitsu Amarante reviews
Naruto and Sasuke broke up over five years ago, but when Sakura invites them both to a month long vacation in a cabin, they are forced to meet again. Can they get past their former wrongs?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,300 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Insignificant Day by Gin no raita wa bara reviews
Sasori and Deidara get into one of their famous art arguments, but something other than harsh words come from it. Love maybe? Just some fluffy drabble I made. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Family Stuff and Being Blunt by obsidianLight16 reviews
Apparently it's not enough to just call yourself a family. The Akatsuki may sometimes act like one, but they're not seeing it. Pein needs to find a way to convince them... Well- they always did say third time's the charm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Friggin' Walnuts by obsidianLight16 reviews
The one time Deidara tries to be nice to Itachi- it just has to completely backfire!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Leap That Makes the Fall by MissAnnThropic reviews
With no explanation for how or why, Dean and Sam find themselves with a fallen angel on their hands.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,722 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
102 SasuNaruSasu Tidbits by That Yaoi Boy reviews
A 5-part series detailing many random bitfics/scenarios of the SasuNaruSasu variety. Does not contain any semblance of canon or plot and could possibly be taken as crack. Beware of sharp yaoi edge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Strange Occurence by mistressinwaiting reviews
-In which, "Since you two are gay—" "WE ARE NOT!" "—Hinata-chan and I have decided to wing it!" "Huh?" "We're dating now." "WHAT?" Why in the world was this happening? The sky wasn't falling, so why?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sticky Notes by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
"Enough with the sticky notes. As much as I hate to admit it, I miss you all yelling at each other." Inspired by luckystars135
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Hidden Feelings by Kumori sensei reviews
NaruSasu. Sasuke sees fangirls outside his house. Concerned with what they may do he runs to the one person he trusts most in the world, Naruto. He lets him stay at his place to remain hidden, but the next day he is greeted with a pleasant surprise. Narusasu. I own nothing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Online! by Juura99 reviews
Naruto is hooked on an MMORPG game. He has tons of friends there and spends almost all his free time playing. However, he's never met a single friend in person. He doesn't mind, but then one of them wants to meet him in person. What should he do? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,362 - Reviews: 2288 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Superstitions by Zang Bluetterfly reviews
Yuuri knew a lot about superstitions on earth. As a man, he didn't believe them a bit. But when he's flushed to another world, met the demon tribe, and accidentally got engaged to Wolfram, those superstitions started to rub off him.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,881 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Masquerade by smartcat reviews
Gift Fic. Naruto Uzumaki finds himself yet again covering for his uncle by attending a masquerade held for the social elite. When he arrives he meets a man in a raven mask. What can happen on a secluded island off the shores of Japan? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Team Names by Kaira-chan15 reviews
After Sasuke changes them from Team Hebi to Team Taka, Suigetsu decides that it's only fair for him to have a say in the team name, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Look Back Into The Sun by Froody reviews
James' eyebrows inched higher and higher. "So Moony has to do whatever you ask? Anything?" - Remus and Sirius have struck a deal. But where's Sirius going with this? And what happens if Remus says no? R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,874 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Catch By Christmas by Lunaka-Wren reviews
After meeting Lee, and being turned down, Gaara makes a promise to himself; he will have the brunette by Christmas.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
The Problem of Pyjamas by Ice And Starlight reviews
It's time to go to bed, but Yuri can't find his pyjamas... Wolfram/Yuri, slash. now updated!
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Wolfram vB., Yuri S.
Not in my Job Description by Juura99 reviews
Give me rabid animals! Give me crazy, psycho assassins! Give me BABYSITTING DUTIES! Anything...Give me anything!ANYTHING BUT THIS! Three-shot. Written in the same style as Peaceful. Sasuke POV. T for language. R&R if you dare!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,899 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 8,450 - Follows: 1,383 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Jumper by NerdyBookLover reviews
'A lot of people seem to be under the impression that I fell for Sasuke Uchiha. Wrong. A powerful ninja such as Naruto Uzumaki would never fall. That's ridiculous. No, there was no falling involved. I jumped.' NaruSasu, rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
En doft av Jasmin by SoullessMess reviews
AU.Naruto vågar inte lita på någon längre. De säger att det var en Seriemördare som tog hans syster liv, men var det verkligen det? han är på teaterskolan under ett falsk namn. kommer de mystiska synerna att driva Naruto rakt in i mördarens famn? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - Swedish - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,092 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp reviews
So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
No Other Outcome But This by NineHundredThirteen reviews
For as long as Naruto and Sasuke has known each other-they had hated one another. They can hardly be in the same room without breaking out into a fist fight. But what's this-Naruto is starting to grab his ass and whisper into his ear? NARUSASU, Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 1161 - Favs: 2,704 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I don't love you and other lies by Storybelle reviews
SasuNaru. A story from long ago, before the fight for Naruto started...when the three were friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,393 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Seven Minute Seduction by noiselessheart reviews
Two rivals. One closet. Seven minutes. A recipe for hell... or is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,936 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
SasoDei The Blonde and the Bandit by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is a slave in the mines, but what happens when one day a group of bandits called Akatsuki come along? How can Deidara survive the new world, and not get murdered by his Partner, Sasori? Deidara is slowly falling into the dark depths of corruption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,140 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Still Awake by Captain Boo Bear reviews
Remus and Sirius are awake, and bored as hell. And James can insult people in his sleep, apparently. Dialogue fic; SBRL. About 800 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Gay Game by snowflake98 reviews
It was fun to label all the guys they saw on the streets. Even more so when they had something to judge them by. HidaItaDei, or just ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Playtime by skidtick reviews
The Rookie Nine have always thought joining the Akatsuki to be an extremely awesome idea. Knowing that they'll never be able to, they come up with the next best thing. Pre-Shippuden.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Complete
Girl Talk by skidtick reviews
The thing about being an S-rank criminal is that you hardly ever get to meet girls. Deidara speaks of his woes to a sympathetic Kisame, an unsympathetic Hidan and an Uchiha who just couldn't care less.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
I Don't Talk like That! by MissFrodoBaggins reviews
AANG AND HIS FRIENDS ARE WATCHING "THE LAST AIRBENDER" FILM AND AREN'T TOO PLEASED.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Aang, Sokka - Complete
The Little Book of Crack oOo Naruto Style oOo by gonyonomaru reviews
Click if you dare... In this little book you will see what truly goes on in the Innocent lives of Naruto Characters.. it might not be true.. but you never know what goes on behind the scenes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,727 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Scout's Epiphany by Fifi McFu reviews
It takes a camping trip and a punch in the face for Sasuke to realise how he actually feels about Naruto. SasuNaru, lemon, slight NejiKiba hints
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,140 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 44 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2738 - Favs: 4,445 - Follows: 1,359 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
221D, or The Vocal Violin by Penguin reviews
Boredom is dangerous; it attracts us to our vices. Holmes wants his cocaine solution. I want him. Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,681 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Taking A Chance by MurasakiYasu reviews
Neither of them have their hearts in the relationship, they just haven't realised it yet. InoSaku/SakuIno, NaruSasu/SasuNaru. Sequel to Hiding In Plain Sight and prequel to Filling The Void but is also stand alone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 2,231 - Follows: 253 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Basmati Rice, Bedroom Doors and Sasuke by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour, Entirely Purposeful Misuse of Sexy No Jutsu. How did his screaming at Sasuke that he could pay for his own shopping in the supermarket turn in to some paperback novel romantic rendezvous? And when the hell did they go dancing! As well Naruto knew he wasn't wearing some sequinned dress yesterday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,622 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Win me over by Kammyh reviews
What will happen if the principal of Yuuri's school involves all of his students in a Saint Valentine festival? Will Yuuri get over his fears and invite his official fiancé? YuuWolf
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,778 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Yuri S., Wolfram vB.] - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6526 - Favs: 13,586 - Follows: 5,378 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Wrong Number by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Losing your phone is one thing. But accidentally swapping yours with a stranger... That’s something else entirely and something much more horrifying. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK! T for Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Bastard by of Burnt Roses reviews
In retrospect, Naruto probably could have used his handy new jutsu in much more productive ways rather than, say, writing Sasuke Uchiha threatening letters every year on the anniversary of the Valley of the End. Sasuke/Naruto Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
DEIDARA: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a DEIDARA! To maximise the benefits and enjoyment of your unit, read the following guide carefully and learn to love and care for your very own Iwa Bomber!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Deidara - Complete
Like Ninja Fighters by Jelp reviews
There's more to Sasuke and Naruto's relationship than what meets the eye - even if neither of them wants to admit it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,159 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Knights Have a Thousand Eyes by Stakeaclaim reviews
In which Arthur is out of sorts. His manservant leaves a lot to be desired, Morgana is scary, Merlin's 'luck' is becoming too noticeable, his knights need to learn some lessons, and they're beginning to act very strangely. Arthur blames Merlin. COMPLETE
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,232 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
SasoDei Camera Flash by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara is sick of Sasori always taking photos of him. Sasori in the end agrees, for he has something much more devious planned for his blonde partner. SasoDei, Yaoi, Lemons/Smut, etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Privacy Has No Scent by NineHundredThirteen reviews
Kiba has a sharp nose, so when Naruto's and Sasuke's relationship takes a turn. Kiba practically has a front row seat. Oh, how Naruto can blush! T for language, and suggestive humor. SasuNaru. CRACK!CRACK!CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
The Things We Do For Love by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. Romance, Humour. Rated for some swearing. Drabble-ish. When Sasuke needed a place to stay, Naruto hadn't even hesitated in offering to share his place. But when he woke to Sasuke spooning him, he began to harbour some second thoughts over the situation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Familiar Parabol by BomberBrat reviews
Sasori has been holding onto the feelings that Deidara is unaware he has for a long time now, they have a relationship based solely on Deidara's pleasure and nothing else. Even miserable, will Sasori complicate what he has with his blond lover?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
Nighttime by Veterization reviews
WARNING: Slight slash Oneshot MWPP Era Remus/Sirius Sirius was cold, so Remus lent a helping hand. Now it's the middle of the night and Remus is asleep on Sirius' shoulder, and Sirius finds he doesn't want to move.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Poison by keikopanda102 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu always fight but is there maybe something more to their relationship then meets the eye? After a night at the club, maybe their true feelings could be revealed. Smut with plot! Written for fun! Definitely AU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,498 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tattoo by NavyBlueWings reviews
All Uzumaki Naruto wanted when he entered the ink shop was to show his rival/best friend/something else Uchiha Sasuke up. But one tattoo changed their entire fight. SasuNaru, two-shot, Naruto POV. M for Lemon, you have been warned
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,062 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Storm by thedemonsangel reviews
Deidara likes storms and decides to stand out in one. Sasori has to drag his younger partner inside before he gets struck by lightning. SasoDei, fluff-ish, ooc, etc....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Ninja Pirates from the Planet Jupiter by Kantayra reviews
Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hiding In Plain Sight by MurasakiYasu reviews
They needed a singer for their band so when Naruto stumbled across the perfect voice he wasn't going to give up without a fight. Hinted NaruSasu, one-shot, this is the prequel to 'Filling The Void' reading order doesn't matter, rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face by Kantayra reviews
For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 66 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Show Me by Gosangoku reviews
Sasuke teaches Naruto how to stop failing at video gaming. It doesn't go as he planned... or does it? — Sasuke/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Filling The Void by MurasakiYasu reviews
Neither of them have their hearts in the relationship when Sakura decides to break it off. She has found real love and now it's Naruto's turn. NaruSaku then NARUSASU mentions of SakuIno. Main pairing NarutoXSasuke. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Agreement by Jelp reviews
With Naruto marrying Sakura, Sasuke does everything to prove that only he knows how to make Naruto happy: even if it means making an agreement that could leave a permanent emotional scar on Naruto’s heart. Eventual SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,680 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No, You're Sexy! by Kantayra reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Subtle Art of Uchiha Seduction by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke's finally decided on his chosen mate, and he pursues him with the same ruthless determination he does everything else. Unfortunately, it's all too subtle for Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Teambuilding by Kantayra reviews
Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Fell in Love with a Boy by OO83 reviews
-AU-Yaoi-SasuNaru- Love is tough in high school, but it's downright impossible when you're a boy in love with another boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,236 - Reviews: 1958 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/2/2004
Landslide by Shaitanah reviews
As little as the Kyuubi knows about human emotions, it knows full well that its container’s heart beats a lot faster when he’s in the presence of one Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke/Naruto; Kyuubi POV SPOILERS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KAKASHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HATAKE KAKASHI! To enjoy the benefits of owning your very own Copy Nin, read the following guide and learn how to love and care for your KAKASHI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Afterlife by weelittleboots reviews
Life is crap for Naruto, people seem to avoid him more than usual. To find out who cares, and who doesn't, he plannes his own death. Becoming alive again will be much harder than he thought. SasuNaru and other minor pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,710 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Great Debate by Anglerfish reviews
Light and L overhear an interesting discussion between the rest of the task force. LxLight, oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
A Love Unrequited by Novelist Pup reviews
CRACK: What do you mean you don't love me! I'm a mutated human, YOU'RE a mutated human...I think it's a match made in heaven! :SuiSasu: For Niver
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
ITACHI: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Wrestling Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Because, obviously, REAL men arm wrestle. :CRACK:
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Psychology by Novelist Pup reviews
Insanity runs in the Uchiha family. This only helps prove it. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,699 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/5/2007 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Salsa without the dip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snap Snap Tap by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] He always stood there, nodding to some quiet beat. Twice snapping his fingers, and once tapping his feet. [KyuuIta]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Itachi U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Life and Times of Mama Uchiha by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
One fine summer day, Uchiha Mikoto realized her youngest son was gay and went out to buy him a dress in celebration.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Boys will be Boys by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto makes a shock discovery about Sasuke. SasuNaru, slash, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer by Kaira-chan15 reviews
Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 272 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 127 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 263 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Akatsuki Members Should Not Take Menial Missions by TheArchives reviews
Sometimes even SClass missing nin have stupid jobs. Crack shonenai oneshot. KisameItachi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Real Reason by RuneWitchSakura reviews
The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 162 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 2,196 - Follows: 264 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 240 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha News by Novelist Pup reviews
The Konoha Channel 7 News. I'd advise you to read wisely. [Yaoi, crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chat Logs by fluffy-fuzzy-ears reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke having a conversation over MSN. It's pretty lame, but potentially funny. Mild Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Untitled by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi seriously couldn't stand emo kids...And High School talent shows... Parody of the song 'Untitled' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Welcome To My Life by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi can't stand emo teenagers... Parody of the music video for 'Welcome To My Life' by Simple Plan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Devil's Army by FastForward reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
Couldn't Catch a Cold by Prince Edwin reviews
Harry Potter is ill, no matter how much he tries to deny it, and it isn’t magic that’s making him feel this sick. Draco Malfoy, acclaimed Slytherin opportunist, decides to take advantage of the circumstances. This story will contain SLASH HpDm.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 160 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Special by Lady Ophelia reviews
At a parentteacher conference, a principal expresses some concerns to John Winchester. His sons are special... very, very special.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 3,626 - Follows: 448 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 3,560 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
Thoughts by DLMalfoy reviews
Harry gains the ability to hear peoples thoughts. ONESHOT HxD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,773 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 78 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sneeze for Me by My Cat Frank reviews
One-shot! Harry finds himself the accidental victim of a potion that forces him to glomp onto anyone who sneezes, and Draco has a head cold. Serious glomp warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Subjected To Rumor by Sadie Dragonfire reviews
How do you battle a rumor? Not like this. Ron is straight (at least, that’s what he says), Harry is flaming (light the torch, baby), Hermione is making plans (that prove she’s a slasher at heart), and I think that about covers it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/31/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Staircase by Cat Samwise reviews
Warning: Mild, mild slash. Ron goes to Harry's house warming party. But when he comes he finds who else, but Draco Malfoy sitting on the staircse. What is he doing there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Why did I join Orochimaru again? reviews
"I need power to kill my brother Yes. I really hate my brother... I need power to kill him. I'll do anything to defeat him" At least that's what Sasuke tried to convince himself when he once again found Orochimaru under his bed.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
