Name: My name is Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third - Please Don't hesitate to call

age:26

Nationality: I'm English, Yorkshire to be specific

Gender: male

Likes: horror movies, dark deppresing music, punk, mettle, indie, jaggermister, naruto, one piece, bleach, rave master, highschool of the dead, inuyasha, tegani bachi, B ichi, full mettle alcamist, FLCL, vampire game, fairytail, video games, final fantasy, jay and silent bob movies, Critical Role, my friends, anyone who likes my fic, toast, RAMEN

Dislikes: my family,rap music, idiots who bully others because of how they look or there disabilities, people who dont know the difference between anime and cartoons, my ex's and twiglight VAMPIRES DONT FUCKING SPARCKEL

Plans for the future: WORLD DOMINATION MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Got a fanfiction Twitter now @lordtoastkage. also a discord channel so you can talk to me, complain at me, recommend fics to me and , assuming I ever build up the courage, listen to me or my friend do readings.

A NOTE TO ALL THOSE THAT FEEL THE NEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SPELLING, GRAMORE AND PARAGRAPHING (OR LACK THERE OF) AND DO FUCK ALL TO HELP ME FIX IT, IM DISLEXIC YOU FUCKING TWATS

Browncoat and proud! I aim to misbehave

Story update time frame;

1) Fox's Creed as soon as the chapter finish comes to me

2) The Sweet Release late March early April

Story Ideas/ Challenges;

None Currently Check Back Later

Story Info;

Fox's Creed;

Naruto's equipment;

. Throwing blades X25

. Aka Takai (Ninjato)

. Bronze dagger

. Crossbow, light with 10 bolts

. Hidden Blade

. Swivel Blade

. Hidden Blade Boots

. Tomahawk

. Short Sword

. Smoke bombs X3

. Caltrop bombs X3

. Sticky bombs, Shrapnel X3

. Sealing tags, Restraint X 5

. Sealing tags, Flash X5

. Sealing tags, Explosive X15

. Rope darts X 5

Warehouse/ armoury stock;

Naruto's Jutsu;

. Chakrakusari No Jutsu

. Kirigakure No Jutsu

. Biijubunshin No Jutsu

. Kagebunshin No Jutsu

. Shunshin No Jutsu

the Sweet Release: the tale of Uzumaki N Naruto;

Uzumaki weapons;

. Uzukiba, the whirling fang, Ninjato, weapon on the clan head, saved and sent to Kushina Uzumaki after the destruction of whirlpool, left to Naruto after her passing

Weapons of the four winds;

. Kurotsuma, the black claws, clawed gauntlets, weapon of the west wind, lost after the destruction of whirlpool rediscovered by Naruto during a mission to the land of rivers

.Tatsumaki ogi, the whirlwind fan, folding battle fan, weapon of the south wind, lost after the destruction of whirlpool

.Kokoro no uta okarina, the heart song ocarina, instrument of the east wind, lost after the destruction of whirlpool.

self made Jutsu;

. 'Biijubunshin no Jutsu' - tailed beast clone Jutsu - this Jutsu, created by Mito Uzumaki after her wedding to Hashirama Senju, allows a Jinchuuriki to make a shadow clone body for the Biiju sealed in them to help in training and battle

. 'Chakrakusari No Jutsu' - chakra chains Jutsu - this Jutsu, created by Mito Uzumaki before the sealing of the Kyuubi at the valley of the end, forms chains of solidified chakra used to restrain opponents. known to be able to restrain Biiju when enough chakra is pored in to the Jutsu. a derivation of this Jutsu was used to seal Kyuubi in to both Mito Uzumaki and Kushina Uzumaki. Not a self made idea, but an explanation of how Naruto can use chakra chains

. 'Genpo: Field Of Dreams' a low to mid A rank, wide spread, multi layer Genjutsu that frees the mind from the shackles of consciousness allowing all of the victim's dreams and subconscious desires to crawl to the surface, this Genjutsu was designed to allow a ninja to kill there target while they where trapped in euphoria created by the Yuhi clan thought lost at the time of the Kyuubi attack when the Yuhi clan house and all but one of its members where believed to have been killed

. 'Genpo : Blackest Night' a mid A rank, wide spread, multi layer Genjutsu that rips the darkest fears from the victim's minds and makes them relive them over and over again, this Genjutsu was designed to drive the victim mad and to aid in interrogation. created by the Yuhi clan thought lost at the time of the Kyuubi attack when the Yuhi clan house and all but one of its members where believed to have been killed when used with 'Genpo: Field Of Dreams' this Jutsu becomes Low S rank turning all of the victims darkest wants and desires as well as there deepest fears free to torture them in there minds

Quotes;

"and now for sonmething compleatly different" - John Clease

"nothing is true, everything is permited"-Ezio Aldatore De Florence

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange" - Edward Elric

"when the sevnth seal brakes four horsmall shal ride and lay waist to the wicked be they lords of heaven, sons of man or dregs of hell"

"When you attack, your afraid of cutting someone.

Even when you try to protect someone; your afraid of letting them die.

Yes, your sword only speaks to me of absurd fear.

That’s not it.

What’s neccesary in a fight isn’t fear.

Nothing can be born from that.

If you dodge, dont let them cut me.

If you protect someone, dont let them die.

If you attack, cut them.

Well can’t you see…

… the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?" - Kisuke Urahara

"this world is made of...LOVE AND PEACE" - Vash the stampede

"Victory attained through violence is tantamount to defeat, for it is momentary. However it is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence"

"Transient guests are we" - D

"good news everyone" - Prof H . Farnsworth

"Gott ist TOT!" -Nietzsche

"We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty" - Captain Malcolm Reynolds

"What is dead should stay dead" - Dean Winchester

" I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you" - Captain Malcolm Reynolds

"Red like roses fill my dreams and brings me to the place you rest...

White is cold and always yearning, burdened by a royal test,

Black the beast descends from shadows!

Yellow beauty! Burns gold!" - the immortal Monty Oum, May Kami rest his soul

"If your not cheating, your not trying" - seems to be a fannon catchphrase for Naruto

Wizard Rules (to be used as Uzumaki rules in MANY of my fics)

Wizard's First Rule ;

“People are stupid. They can be made to believe any lie because either they want to believe it's true or because they are afraid it's true.”

Wizard's Second Rule;

“The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.”

Wizard's Third Rule;

“Passion rules reason, for better or for worse.”

Wizard's Fourth Rule;

“There is magic in sincere forgiveness; in the forgiveness you give, but more so in the forgiveness you receive.”

Wizard's Fifth Rule;

“Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.”

Wizard's Sixth Rule;

“The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.”

Wizard's Seventh Rule;

“Life is the future, not the past.”

Wizard's Eighth Rule;

“Talga Vassternich.” High D'Haran for "Deserve Victory".

Rough meaning;

"Be justified in your convictions. Be completely committed. Earn what you want and need rather than waiting for others to give you what you desire."

Wizard's Ninth Rule;

“A contradiction can not exist in reality. Not in part, nor in whole.”

Wizard's Tenth Rule;

“Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.”

Wizard's Eleventh;

“Seek the truth not through others, but through yourself.”

Wizard's Twelfth Rule;

“You can destroy those who speak the truth, but you cannot destroy the truth itself.”

Wizard's Thirteenth Rule;

“There have always been those who hate, and there always will be."

Wizard's Fourteenth Rule;

“In this world, everyone must die. None of us has any choice in that. Our choice is how we wish to live.

My ships.

. NarHina, Naruto

. PercyXEvangaline, Wakfu

. IchigoXOrohime, Bleach

. HouseXCudie, House

. NatsuXLucy,Fairytail

. AnkoXIruka, Naruto

. MalXInara, Firefly

. LuffyXNami, One piece

. SwanXHook, Once upon a time

. RumpleBell, Once upon a time

. CloudXYuffie, Final Fantasy VII

. KenzieXbo, Lost girl

. DeanXJo, supernatural

. JauneXPyrrah, RWBY

. Bumblebee(YangXBlake), RWBY

. perc'alia (PercyXVex'alia), Critical Role

.Vaxleth (Vax'ildanXKeyleth), Critical Role

(If you know the ship names pm me)

Poetry;

"Forward, the light brigade!"

was there a man dismay'd?

not thought he soldiers knew

somebody had blunder'd:

theres not to make reply,

theres not to reason why,

theres but to do and die:

into the vally of death

rode the six hundred

- Charge Of The Light Bregaid

At twilight the swifts have no power,

to hold back that pale blue coolness.

It bursts from throats, a clamour

an outpour that can’t grow less.

The swifts have no way, high

up there, overhead, of restraining

their clarion cries: ‘O, triumph,

see, see, how the earth’s receding!’

Like steam from a boiling kettle,

the furious flow rushes by –

‘See, see – no space for the earth

between the ravine and the sky.’

-copied form on facebook

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,

Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,

As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.

'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, tapping at my chamber door -

Only this, and nothing more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,

And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.

Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow

From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Lenore -

For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Lenore -

Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain

Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;

So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating

'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -

Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -

This it is, and nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,

Sir,' said I, or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;

But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,

And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,

That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -

Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,

Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;

But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,

And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, Lenore!'

This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, Lenore!'

Merely this and nothing more.

Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,

Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.

Surely,' said I, surely that is something at my window lattice;

Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -

Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -

'Tis the wind and nothing more!'

Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,

In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.

Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;

But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -

Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -

Perched, and sat, and nothing more.

Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,

By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,

Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, art sure no craven.

Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -

Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'

Quoth the raven, Nevermore.'

Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,

Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;

For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being

Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -

Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,

With such name as Nevermore.'

But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,

That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.

Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -

Till I scarcely more than muttered Other friends have flown before -

On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'

Then the bird said, Nevermore.'

Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,

Doubtless,' said I, what it utters is its only stock and store,

Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster

Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -

Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore

Of "Never-nevermore."'

But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,

Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;

Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking

Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -

What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore

Meant in croaking Nevermore.'

This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing

To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;

This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining

On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,

But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,

She shall press, ah, nevermore!

Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer

Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.

Wretch,' I cried, thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee

Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!

Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'

Quoth the raven, Nevermore.'

Prophet!' said I, thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -

Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,

Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -

On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -

Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'

Quoth the raven, Nevermore.'

Prophet!' said I, thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!

By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -

Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,

It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -

Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'

Quoth the raven, Nevermore.'

Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -

Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!

Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!

Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'

Quoth the raven, Nevermore.'

And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting

On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;

And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,

And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;

And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted - nevermore!

-Edgar Allan Poe, The Raven

When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end

The goddess descends from the sky

Wings of light and dark spread afar

She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting

Infinite in mystery is the gift of the goddess

We seek it thus, and take it to the sky

Ripples form on the water's surface

The wandering soul knows no rest.

There is no hate, only joy

For you are beloved by the goddess

Hero of the dawn, Healer of worlds

Dreams of the morrow hath the shattered soul

Pride is lost

Wings stripped away, the end is nigh

My friend, do you fly away now?

To a world that abhors you and I?

All that awaits you is a somber morrow

No matter where the winds may blow

My friend, your desire

Is the bringer of life, the gift of the goddess

Even if the morrow is barren of promises

Nothing shall forestall my return

My friend, the fates are cruel

There are no dreams, no honor remains

The arrow has left the bow of the goddess

My soul, corrupted by vengeance

Hath endured torment, to find the end of the journey

In my own salvation

And your eternal slumber

Legend shall speak

Of sacrifice at world's end

The wind sails over the water's surface

Quietly, but surely

Even if the morrow is barren of promises

Nothing shall forestall my return

To become the dew that quenches the land

To spare the sands, the seas, the skies

I offer thee this silent sacrifice

-Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core, Loveless

Red: the blood of angry men!

Black: the dark of ages past!

Red: a world about to dawn!

Black: the night that ends at last!

-ABC cafe, les MISERABLES

well if thats all i have misions to assign cya

"safety and peace"