I recently downloaded the Marvel Noir series, and couldn't resist but make a crossover fic with Naruto.

Naruto ran from his pursuers, for what seemed like a thousandth time in his short, six-year long, life. Sometimes he cursed his photographic memory.

He looked back at his pursuers, which turned out to be a very bad idea, as he had crashed into some thugs that were carrying a case into a warehouse.

"Gah! What the hell, brat!" They let go of the crate, and it smashed into the ground, braking open. It revealed some ancient spider idols. The idols broke to reveal hundreds of large black spiders, who immediately assaulted the thugs.

The spiders covered the thugs completely, killing them with their poisonous bites. Meanwhile, the mob finally caught up with Naruto, but just stood there, grossed out at the sight, until a silver-haired man began to chuckle.

"This is amazing!" He yelled to the crowd. "All we have to do is just stand here and watch the show. Those spiders will kill him, and the old fool of a Hokage won't be able to punish us. We didn't do anything in the first place." The mob roared with laughter as they watched the spiders approach the frightened boy. Finally, the arachnids covered him in darkness completely. He felt several slight stings, nothing too painful, and blacked out.

He awoke in a cave of sorts, naked and trapped in webbing. There were all kinds of spiders all around him, and one massive one, as big as the Hokage Mountain. It looked at the boy with its glowing eyes, not moving. Naruto shivered.

"Why do you tremble, young one?" It spoke in a surprisingly soft, feminine voice.

"Yo… you won't hurt me?" He asked surprised, making the creature frown.

"Why would I hurt you?"

"How the hell should I know? Seems everyone wants to these days." The spider frowned even more, before a bright light engulfed her. When it died down, the light revealed a new figure. It was definitely a woman, judging by her D-Cup breasts. She was just short of two meters tall, with long flowing silver hair. Her eyes were strange. They were all gray, even the sclera, bar the pupil, which was black, and the black web-like lines. She smiled at him, showing her fangs.

"Don't be afraid of me, young one. A spider's bite only kills those with dark souls. What's your name?"

"Naruto Uzumaki, Miss."

"Naruto…. A nice name. Tell me, Naruto, what would you do with massive power?"

Naruto was caught off guard by the question. He thought about it, about the few people he came to call precious, how he would give anything to protect them. "I would protect those I love, hell I'd protect the whole village, whether they want me to or not."

"Then, Naruto, I will bestow upon you a cursed blessing. Remember, with great power, comes great responsibility." She bit him on the collar bone, and he blacked out once again.

Naruto found himself on the roof of a building near the site of the 'accident'. He scratched his head, wondering how he wound up there, but shrugged and chalked it up to the spiders carrying him there. He surveyed the village, frowning slightly.

"Well, old man, hate to say it, but I need some time alone. About nine years should od it. I promise, though, I will be back, stronger than ever." He jumped on the next roof, noticing his new strength and agility. A shadow flickered on the roof he occupied before, and the Hokage stepped into the light of the street-lamp He sighed and turned to the Hokage Tower.