Wassup bitches!!!! Suckerpunch15 here love righting stories and i love having people read them im a guy and im very young and im also kind of a yaoi fanboy i know theres not many of those but that just makes me feel even more special im rare and dont expect to not see stories from me because im always thinking of new stories and if you have a story idea then let me know and i'll help out anyway i can

Check out my profile on FP called Dead baby jokes suck. I'm going to be writing original stories there and would love it if my FF fan's liked my stories on FP

STORY IDEAS THAT ARE UP FOR GRABS, IF YOU TAKE ONE THE NOTIFY ME SO I CAN READ IT!!!

DOCTOR WHO/HARRY POTTER CROSSOVER:

The tenth doctor is all out of companions now, Rose is in a parallel universe with his homicidal clone, Martha is working for UNIT, and Donna's brain is scrambled. He's alone now, something he never likes to feel, however he happens across a boy running from people dressed in black, he saves him and learns of his history. It's a horrible history, truly, then he asks something he really shouldn't, "Do you wanna come with me?" Judging by his track record he doesn't really have that much luck with companions. (This one wasn't yaoi in my head but it's up to you if you want it to be)

TWILIGHT/HARRY POTTER CROSSOVER:

The Cullens were only one of the more mysterious things in that town, the other mystery was the children who stay at Miss Robichaux's housing. (A couple of things about this, it is American Horror story, and use characters from the Potter verse, this one is YAOI HPEC, your choice of a pairing with Draco all I ask is that you have him that's all I ask)

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost

THINGS A MAN DOES NOT WANT TO HEAR

Is it in yet...

Is that it...

My ex used to...

I'm a virgin...(If said after at least age 26)

When we’re married/have kids…

Do you think i'm pretty...

Do you think i'm fat

I just farted

I hate your mom

I hope you used a condom i'm fertile

YAOI I READ

BLEACH: BLEACH IS AWESOME BLEACH YAOI EVEN BETTER

NARUTO: I DONT WATCH NARUTO BUT U HAVE TO ADMIT MOST OF GUYS THERE ARE HOT

DRAGON BALL Z: OBVIOUSLY CAUSE I WROTE A STORY ABOUT IT

POKEMON: LOOK AT MY PAIRINGS BEFORE YOU JUDGE

DIGIMON: COME ON! there totally hot ALL OF THEM EXCEPT THE DIGIMON

BEN 10: BEN AND KEVIN DUH

KEKKAISHI: THEY'RE ARE PRETTY HOT TOo

KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!: IM JUST WATCHING THE SHOW RIGHT NOW ONCE I GET FINISHED THEN I WILL READ THE YAOI

FAIRY TAIL: DON'T KNOW YET I CANT REALLY DECIDE

YAOI PAIRINGS I READ

BLEACH: GRIMMJOW X ICHIGO THATS IT

NARUTO: SASUKE X NARUTO, SASUKE X KIBA , KIBA X SHIKIMARU, KIBA X SHINO

DARAGON BALL Z: GOTEN X TRUNKS IN A NON PEDOPHILE WAY AND MAYBE SOMTIMES VEGETA X GOKU

POKEMON: GARY X ASH, ASH X BROCK THATS IT! NOT INTO POKEMON SEX

DIGIMON:DAVIS X T.K. WITH A DAB OF TAI X MATT , TAKATO X HENRY... CURRENTLY LOOKING FOR MOR

BEN 10: ALREADY TOLD YOU

KEKKAISHI: GEN X YOSHIMORI

HARRY POTTER X TWILIGHT: HARRY X EDWARD, JACOB X DRACO

KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!: XANXUS X TSUNA, YAMAMOTO X TSUNA, RYOHEI X TSUNA, YAMAMOTO X GOKUDERA

FAIRY TAIL: DON'T KNOW YET I CANT REALLY DECIDE

Things I learn from my mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

26. My mother taught me about being exclusive:"Don't go sticking that thing everywhere."

JAPENESE ELEMENT: Adaptable Water (Sui)

Sui or mizu, meaning "Water", represents the fluid, flowing, formless things in the world. Outside of the obvious example of rivers and the like, plants are also categorized under sui, as they adapt to their environment, growing and changing according to the direction of the sun and the changing seasons.

Blood and other bodily fluids are represented by sui, as are mental or emotional tendencies towards adaptation and change. sui can be associated with emotion, defensiveness, adaptability, flexibility, suppleness, and magnetism.

Your supple nature allows you to quickly adapt to any situation you may encounter.If you encounter force, you do not rather absorb the energy and redirect it (similar to some martial-arts).This ability allows you to be a great public speaker since any criticism would seem to bounce back. The only downside is your innate need to be on the defensive, rarely lashing out.

If you have a tendency to restrain yourself or your emotions remember that energy is flowing.If you damn it up, it will build until it can no longer be contained. Find a balance between the energy you absorb and the energy you release.

You are ever flowing,you are clear, you are Skill.

The administrators of are as of June 4th going to be taking down Fics that have lemons or have extreme violence. Now I don't know about you but I think thats stupid. There are many wonderful fics that only have one or two lemons in them yet the plot itself is awesome! You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a lemon in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.

Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.

Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.

For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that I believe violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in its original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable.

It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.

If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.

While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.

For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.

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