Title: Epic Sexting Failures

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Bleach characters.

Pairing: GrimmjowxIchigo.

Warnings: Somewhat crackish humor.

Rating: M based mostly on the excessive dirty language.

Summary: Sexting is harder then it looks. Grimmjow and Ichigo have learned this the hard way.

Author's Notes: I swear this is the last story I'll post to everyone who follows me. I couldn't resist. It's based on true experiences and some you've all probably read on Facebook. I guesstimate this to be 10-15 small chapters. Maybe.

Ichigo = Ichigo

Grimmjow = Grimmjow

Turning Me On

Oh, George you turn me on so much. All I think about is how you licked my thighs last night and sucked the cum from my fingers. You make me feel so damn hot. Baby, I just made myself horny imagining your sexy face between my legs, sucking my dick and kissing all over my ass. I need you so bad, George. Can you come over tonight?

Who da fuck is George?

What? Oh FUCK shit! Grimmjow, I meant Grimmjow!

Who. Da. Fuck. Is. George?!

Babe that was the AUTOCORRECT! I swear!

You said dat shit TWICE!

Is it my fault your name doesn't exist?

Grimm? Grimm? Come on, omg it was AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR! I love you!

You're the only one who turns me on . . .

TBC: Anyone interested in more?