Don't Hug Me I Hate Youhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Maximum Ride. I like stuff. I like to run around and jump on stuff. I like to say the word "guts" a lot. I love pasta. I also like some other stuff. Thanks for visiting my profile! UPDATE: My stories are all currently being rewritten as I despise them all. They're all terrible, so PLEASE do not read them. I have deleted some of them but I can't make myself delete the rest as they're my babies and every time I get close to hitting that "delete" button, a small piece of my soul dies. I will just replace them with the new versions when I am done with them. Thank you! | |||||||
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Midnight by SpankingHalo reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,338 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 7/7/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Luna L., Blaise Z.
The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,271 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it w she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these star-crossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,544 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
The Life of Maximum Ride by IcannotRestImustWrite reviews
Max tells the story of her life through flashbacks. From when she was a little girl marrying Fang in the backyard, all the way through primary school, high school, uni, work, family and everything in between.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,971 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Max, Fang
Kismet by ScribblingDame reviews
He wanted freedom and she wanted adventure. So when they signed a contract they were forced to live under one roof and pretend like they were the happiest married couple in the world. So what happens if fire meets ice? Who would win the game of love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,788 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 6/7/2016 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Silent Birdie by YourMoosyFate reviews
AU ALL HUMAN. Max's dad died and her mom, who is not Dr. M, married an abusive jerk. Max stops speaking. After two years a boy, Fang of course, comes to save Max. Can Mr. Quiet get Max to start talking again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,279 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Max, Fang
Spy High by Jonathan'sAnIdiot reviews
Max is an ordinary girl. The prestigious Angel Academy for "gifted" students is far from ordinary. It's a high school that trains students to become top secret agents for the government. Max must battle between life and the love of her life
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,434 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/7/2015 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Max, Fang
A Dark Knight by Tw33ti369 reviews
What happens when a strange figure snatches Max up one day? Read to find out. It gets better as you read. I promise.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,255 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang
Outcast Among Royalty by Claire Ride reviews
Fang, a prince that can never be king. Max, a maid to a wealthy family. Two people that have no future, but will things fall apart when everything seems so perfect? Possible death. NO WINGS!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,367 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Max, Fang
Hidden Moves by Lyrically Uninspired reviews
Max Martinez and Nick Theissen are your average juniors in high school. What happens when Max embraces her dark side? What will become of Nick? Can they work out their differences? No wings. Fax. Cowrite by Aquapolartop and Xx-Twitch-xX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Six Mutants and A Shock Pen by TMI reviews
Behind Max's back, Gazzy buys a shock pen... and decides to improve it, with Iggy's help. How will the flock manage to survive? And what happens when a bird kid runs out of batteries?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete
Love is a Deadly Mission by PowerInWriting reviews
Fang has become a spy at the agency, Winged Angels. He's paired up with Max Ride to find out about Itex. He's attracted to Max, but her motto is, "Never fall in love." Will he be able to change her mind while completing his deadly mission? FAX! All human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,975 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Max, Fang
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,664 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Scars by Sierra156 reviews
The Flock meet when they're put in a foster home together. They've all got a story- Fang blames himself for the death of his family; Max was abused by her father, and never really got over it. Read to find out the others' stories. Fax, Eggy, and no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,595 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
Playmate by Aradia1013 reviews
Scorpius gets a new playmate. Hermione gets in on the fun. A few bad words, some suggestiveness. Story has changed to include some angst. Nothing too terrible otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 64,052 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Repressed by LoveBugOC reviews
Draco Malfoy doesn't remember much from his childhood. But he remembers a girl. A girl with brown and hair brown eyes. He remembers her laugh and her voice, but he can't remember her face for the life of him. [REPOST/UPDATE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,649 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fairytale Love Stories by LoveBugOC reviews
Inside is a collection of one-shots based on popular fairytales featuring: Cinderella, Snow White & Beauty and the Beast. Purely Draco/Hermione relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stuck In Between by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
When her plane to New York City crashes, Annabeth Chase halts in a comatose and now stands at the brink between life, love, courage and death. PercyxAnnabeth. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,149 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Annabeth C. - Complete
Selling Souls by Anniah reviews
Hermione sells her soul to Draco to prove a point. But weird things start happening and she soon finds out that she shouldn't have been so hasty. She knows she has to get Draco to give her back her soul before things go too far, but Draco is enjoying his new found power over her. To what lengths will Hermione go to get back what is rightfully hers? HGxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,878 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Out of the Ordinary by book.junkie.1996 reviews
Fang is a surfer from Florida. Max is a cheerleader going to the Cheer Worlds in Orlando. Fang thinks cheerleading is a joke. Max doesn't see the appeal to surf constantly. Max is competing, Fang is training. What happens when they meet?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
And then the Bookworm Fell in Love with the Ferret by Wolfsong12 reviews
Headmistress McGonagall is determined to put the House rivalries behind Hogwarts. Hermione craves a challenge, a riddle. Draco longs for a solution to his mother's curse. Fate (or, perhaps, Dumbledore) works in its mysterious ways yet again to unite the two enemies... In more ways than one. /Dramione FanFic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,279 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Misplaced Trust by independentwriter137 reviews
Formerly known as Conning a Con Man. Fang is a con man about to pull of his biggest heist yet. He's about to steal fortunes from a man named Mr. Batchelder by gaining his trust through his daughter. Flawless plan right? Well what happens when he starts to fall for the girl? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,059 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Signs of Happiness by Lakshyarahita reviews
See the flock giggle, chuckle, and half-smirk -or whatever you call that thing Fang does- drabble by drabble. Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 21,876 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010
Confessions of a Juvenile Delinquent by dreams-and-schemes86 reviews
Everyone has a rep. Mine just happens to be "Teenage Delinquent". And, frankly, I'm okay with that. But turns out I get another chance. I could change everything. Flip it upside down. But will I? That, my friends, is the magic question. Rated T. No Wings. FAX! Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN MR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Max, Fang
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Choices by Necrophobia reviews
Fang meets Max at hospital. Beautiful, witty, cheerful. Everything he isn't. There's just one problem - she has cancer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,300 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Max, Fang
America Silenced by Claire Ride reviews
One-shots about what happened on 9/11. Could be anyones pov. God bless those workers and the firemen that risked their lives. Stay safe, God Bless. Updated every 9/11
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Angel, Max
Stumbling Finer Lines by LoveBugOC reviews
There's a fine line between love and hate. But there's an even finer line between friendship and romance. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reasons by LoveBugOC reviews
There are about a hundred reasons why it will never work between them – six, of which, stand out firmly in her mind. And one reason why it will. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Weddings, Gowns and Promises by LoveBugOC reviews
Mere moments before she walks down the aisle, Hermione Granger gets a visit from the person she least expected. One-shot. Dramione. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fang Answers Fan Questions by Maxine Ridde reviews
Fang, under threat of death from multiple people, answers questions from his fans.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Fang
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Ugly Secrets by deadbutreadmystuffifyouwant reviews
Ever since "The Accident", Fang rarley smiles and never laughs. And now, he's getting even farther away from everyone. Even though Max has her own ugly secret, can she help? Fax, Eggy, Horseback riding. All human, no wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,599 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5020 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
This Is War by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's no secret that Hermione and Draco hate each other since they were kids. But what if someone takes it upon themselves to end their feud? Their lives spin and turn, and now they happen to be stuck in each others bodies. Things can't end well, especially not when the world's still at war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 91,661 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Kidnapping by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang and Dylan was hired by Jeb to kidnap his own daughter. Not for evil purposes, but for a more personal purpose. Max is the last person to know. Let's just say Max have to make a choice that will probably determine her future. WARNING: SAD ENDING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Sabotage by LoveBugOC reviews
Draco Malfoy is proud of his daughter, especially since she takes after him. So when she comes up with a plan to sabotage her mother's upcoming marriage, he agrees and takes matters into his own hands. Four-parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,933 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Second Chances, Same Mistakes by LoveBugOC reviews
Not everything works out the first time around. And not everyone gets a second chance. Some things work out better the second time around. SEQUEL to Sabotage. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cold Feet Confessions by LoveBugOC reviews
The voice in the back of his head is telling him that this is the last place he should be. But he has to know. "I need you, Granger. I need you to tell me what to do. Do I marry her?" "I can't tell you what to do, Draco." "Then...tell me what you want me to do." Two-parter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love on the Battlefield by 11Stardust11 reviews
Max is a recruit in the army in order to pay for her college. Fang is her boot camp training sergeant. When sparks fly will they follow the rules, no romance? Or possibly be kicked out of the army? AH FAX Mild Language. Not your typical fanfic love story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,948 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Max, Fang
The Perfect Nanny by Jacquestheninja reviews
Hermione got certified as a nanny. Her agency places her in the most unlikely place...Malfoy Manor. She is to care for Malfoy's spawn and she doesn't even know it. What will happen? Will Draco accept her as his child's nanny? What happened to his wife?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,424 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
12 Months of Malfoy by LoveBugOC reviews
It takes 12 months of living with the egotistical, pompous prat to realize she sort of...likes it. One-Shot made into a Two-Parter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
My Fair Lady by NextStop.Happiness reviews
When Ari goes off to Paris with his girlfriend, Max is forced to become his replacement. With a boyish cut and a flat chest. What will happen when she debuts in a male music group as Ari? Plot based off the Korean drama, You're Beautiful. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 197,395 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Reality by Blue Truth reviews
SEQUEL TO BACHELORETTE:MRS ANNABETH CHASE. He never found her. She was left to fight for freedom in her new reality, where her one wish can't come true. But now, she's plopped right in front of him, a last chance given by a nameless angel for redemption.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Periculum by Young.FOOLS reviews
"The floor's still dirty," he said, smirking as I scrubbed his floor with a teeny, tiny toothbrush. I wanted to smack him. "Of course it's dirty; I'm dirty!" I screeched at him. I was tired, sweaty and completely covered in dirt. "I hate you." AU. Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,498 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Max, Fang
Time by Fly On Aya reviews
She was a girl and he was an angel. She grew up and he stayed the same. She loves him and he loves her. She wants to be an adult and he wants her to wait. What happened? WARNING: CONFUSING PLOT LINE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Of Cuts And Pills by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
Where do green-eyed male drug addicts and blonde girls who cut themselves meet and fall in love? That's right. In a mental hospital.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,898 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Taboo by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is an average girl with a unique secret...she's the leader of a gang. What happens when her two worlds are on a collision course thats bound to end in catastrophe? And what about a relationship thats a taboo? ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,925 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Speak to Me by XXXxSmIlEyMe123xXXX reviews
"You think I'm ashamed of you?" He nodded his head and put it down in shame. "How could you think that? I love you." Max is a regular girl working at her parents coffee shop, what happens when she meets a guy who can't talk? He finds another way to speak
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Max
Robin Hood Complex by katalilly reviews
Max is the leader of her Crew. These rich kids take the legend of Robin Hood to a whole new level. But can Max lead the team after a betrayal from her best friend? And is he really the bad guy? All human, FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,423 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Fang, Max
Rules of the Game by book.junkie.1996 reviews
AH. Max is the star basketball player at her school, the senior expected to take the team all the way to State. Fang is the cocky senior basketball player at his school, also expected to go to State. The only problem? They go to rival schools.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Max, Fang
Funny by independentwriter137 reviews
"Isn't it funny how you think you know someone when you don't know them at all? Isn't it funny how much you can love someone and think they feel the same way but they leave you in the end anyway?And isn't it funny how none of this is funny at all?"Oneshot
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Royal Prince by FlyingBlue reviews
Prince Nicholas is next in line for the throne and he doesn't want to be. His wife-to-be is Princess Lissa, who he hates, and all he can think about is ways to get out of this marriage. Ways to be free for once in his life. And he will make it happen.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Max, Fang
Just Shut Up by viciousboar reviews
No one can take it. It's annoying. It's aggravating. It's never-ending. It's Star and Ratchet.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Star, Ratchet - Complete
Like Never Before by livelovewrite127 reviews
This is how I would reunite Percy and Annabeth in the Mark of Athena. The ending is sort of suggestive, but I think it seems reasonable, given they haven't seen each other in eight months. so enjoy!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
All Roads Lead to Rome by greenconverses reviews
If Rick Riordan had written seven more pages... Percy/Annabeth, post-Son of Neptune. Spoilers!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Second Chances by ramonaboat reviews
"I never meant to hurt your duaghter," he says, and Fang almost didn't believe it.. Until he remembers the time he left Max.. imagining what would have happened if he wasn't given a second chance.. summary kinda sucks, I know.. lol
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Fang, Max
Jury Duty by whocares1313 reviews
All-human. Max and the flock have never met. They all, plus a few others from the books, get called in for Jury Duty on the biggest case of the century. But, with what these people are capable of, will there be more drama out of the court house?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,436 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Max - Complete
Their Ten Firsts by flyaway111 reviews
Ten firsts in Max and Fang's life, starting from when they were kids in the School. Tenth Chapter: The First Story. Rated T for slight language in later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,673 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
How A Heart Holds On by Cassie's Neighbor reviews
September 11, 2011. One decade. Percy visits the family he has long ago lost. He's on the verge of healing, but never forgetting. Tribute to the victims of the 9/11 attack. Percy-centric. Light PercyxAnnabeth. Implied PoseidonxSally.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Perfect Strangers by momsforpercy reviews
A funny, bittersweet story about two teen-agers who happen to be falling madly, wonderfully, totally in love . . . each with the wrong person.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,820 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Three Dead Saints by pineconeface711 reviews
A blind prophet straight from the Garden of Eden, a martyr, dead saints, sinners, a prodigal daughter and the shepherd's flock is in danger. Revelations isn't looking to be much of a saving grace.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,217 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Percy J., Bianca A.
The Bet by TMI reviews
Iggy noticed that at the Virginia school, all the girls love Fang and all the boys love Max. He sets up a bet between the two: whomever is asked out the most by the end of the day loses, and has to do whatever the winner wants. Does anyone else smell FAX?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Promised I'd Never Forget by CloseToFlying reviews
It haunts him to this day, but even in a stupor, he promised he'd never forget. Rated T because it is the Hunger Games, and they are for teenagers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
To Obsess by steponabutterfly reviews
To Live. To Star. To Obsess. MrsFangValentine is a student who loves To Live, a hit teen drama with a new cast member; hear the running commentary of a teenage fangirl. Spin off: To Live by Pinkcatheaven
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,339 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Capture the Flag by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Annabeth vs. Percy. Who shall win? Two-shot, T.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Metamorphic by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Friends, music and Converse. All Max needs to be happy. At least, until a certain black-haired boy comes into her life, and starts to turn all her ideas of boys in general upside down... Fax, Eggy/Igkachu: read it, it'll all make sense... *All human*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,783 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Fang, Max
Do All BirdKids Go To Heaven? by flyaway111 reviews
Gazzy has a question, but it's one that Max isn't really sure how to answer. "What happens to us when we die?"
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Gazzy/The Gasman, Max - Complete
One Phone Call, Two Destinies by TheAwesomesaucenessOfDa reviews
I admit, it was random. It was pointless. It was just a stupid bet. But it ended up to be so much more important than I thought it would. Because it led me to Max. Fang/Max's POV. Co-write with ChickWithThePurpleGuitar. A/H. Fax! A little OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Fang, Max
The DemiDude Code by dnapolymerase314 reviews
Entries by Percy Jackson, Travis Stoll, Connor Stoll, Nico di Angelo, Grover, Chris Rodriguez, Malcolm, among others with occasional bits of advice from the gods. Read it. You know you want to :
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/6/2011
50 Reasons by dnapolymerase314 reviews
50 Reasons/Reponses Why I, Thalia Grace Will Never Date You, Apollo, God of…Wimpy Stuff
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Apollo, Thalia G.
Ugh, Jalapenos by whocares1313 reviews
Oneshot series. All Fax, and takes place at different times during the books and after. T for some sexual references and swearing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Max, Fang
Better Fang by Sierra156 reviews
A rather silly oneshot where Fang is cloned by Iggy, based off the video Better Tim by Dominic Fear. Come on. you know you wanna click it. Go ahead. DO IT. Rated T for language. Not Figgy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Complete
Caught In The Rain by acidwash22 reviews
Drabble. Max and Fang being a cute, adorable couple that get caught kissing in the rain. AH or AU, whichever you perfer.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Badass 101 by dnapolymerase314 reviews
My name is Nico di Angelo. And I'm gonna teach you how to be badass. T for excessive use of the word "badass."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Nico A.
Sunshine in the Rain by xxbittersweet13xx reviews
After a recession in the Wizarding world, Hermione was left jobless. Out of desperation, she took up Ginny's offer and became a nanny for the top nanny corporation. However, her first family that she was assigned to wasn't welcoming at all... DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Meet My Sister by the yellow submarine reviews
After he somehow saved her life, Max has had a debt to settle with Fang. And now he turns up on her doorstep with a golden opportunity - Max is officially Fang's "baby sister" for the summer holidays. Who knows how that's going to turn out...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,539 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Luna Called It Love by flyaway111 reviews
Luna was not a stupid girl. She saw things that no one else saw. And while everyone else insulted or ignored them, she knew. She knew all along: it was love. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Goodbye, Beginning by Blue Truth reviews
For every beginning, there is an end. But the end always continues, and so it becomes a new beginning. Once the cycle ends, there is nothing left to continue it. So what comes next? This. Here's everybody. Together, for maybe the last time.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2011
Like a Book by the yellow submarine reviews
Max hates Fang. When she lost a Dad, he gained one. She manages to avoid Jeb as much as possible, but the son of his new wife is more persistent than that. Not to mention attractive. He won't stop till he can read Max Like a Book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Max, Fang
Be My Pretend Boyfriend? by RLiz reviews
Max was trying to get away from Sam. Again. This time she escaped into a club, and in a desperate attempt to avoid him, ends up asking a random stranger to be her pretend boyfriend to get rid of him. That stranger just so happens to be Fang…
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,221 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fifty Years by ASoldiersLamb reviews
We think that Haymitch's most interesting feature was that he may have been in love with Maysilee... The truth, is much more intricate. Haymitch's life is bathed in strategy, faith, and betrayal. Haymitch never stopped playing... New ch.1
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D.
What If? by shelbae reviews
What if Max never met the Flock? What if Max was never at the School? What if Max was at the Institute for Higher Living? What if Max was the girl in the cage with the wings? What if? VERY LONG HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,369 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Max, Fang
Rising Above Challenges by alexa35 reviews
When Max is sent to an orphanage, she meets a band of kids not unlike her and soon they form an unbreakable bond. But everything goes downhill when Jeb Batchelder arrives. Determined to rise above the challenge, how far will Max go for her friends? Very.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,603 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2009
Storytime by TMI reviews
Three-shot. Angel and Nudge have a plot to get Max and Fang together that involves princesses, storytime, stencils, and their own original book. Will it work? Or will Max just freak out again, like she always does? Review please! and Merry Christmas! TMI
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Save The Date by TheAwesomesaucenessOfDa reviews
I swear when I am admitted to the loony house he will be the one to blame-but seriously, me, in love with him? Like that would ever happen-In. His. Dreams. Oh God. I bet he does dream of that. Stupid teen hormones. Fax AU R&R! Used to be 'What's Friday'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Remember by RipredtheGnawer reviews
Haymitch/Maysilee. A series of prompts written for English class. Will NOT be in chronological order.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Haymitch A., Maysilee D. - Complete
Lifelike Shadows by frostykitten reviews
A scream tore from her lips when something grabbed her and hauled her to her feet."Tell me you can see me!" A frantic voice said. The last thing Hermione expected to find while helping her Muggle cousin was the missing Malfoy, now she's stuck with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,260 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing Else by bookworlders reviews
Nothing else matters except for that one moment...COMPLETE.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
When Have We Ever Listened by jusTaSunshiNeygIrl reviews
Fang/Max "The Elevator" a chapter that I believe should have been a bit more embellished than it was. One-shot, possibly story? R & R please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,751 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Max, Fang
Moving Backwards by the yellow submarine reviews
Max hasn't gone to school for 10 years. Now 15, she is catapulted back into the life she ran away from. But will the sweet little girl and her mysterious, charming and infuriating brother make it worth the pain?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,227 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Max's Special Powers! by TMI reviews
Max is one of the normal-er bird kids. She doesn't have mind powers or bomb skills or blending in powers. Then, The Voice and Jeb inform her about unbelievable powers she never knew she had! Kind of crossover with a lot of other stuff. I think it's funny.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,496 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Max
Flock plus Carnival equals Catastrophe! by TMI reviews
What happens when you set the Flock loose in a County Fair? Nothing you'd ever imagine. Some people have innocent fun at fairs, but obviously it can't be that simple for our favorite bird kids. Fun, Humor, and a kinda dark twist because I'm weird... hehe
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,336 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Max, Fang
Should've Been by desperatelyobvious reviews
"I love the way it fits you." Fang smirked, eyeing the tight bodice of my wedding dress. "You really think so?" I said seductively. I couldn't believe I was flirting with Fang right now, right before my wedding. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Kiss or Kill? by justalyssastories reviews
This story is about Max starting to like Dylan and their relationship grows until Angel finds out that it was Dylan who made Fang break Max's heart. WAR BETWEEN FAX AND MYLAN. IT'S MY 1ST STORY PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Max, Dylan
The Kiss by ThePenWielder reviews
Fang's point of view for chapters 52-57 in School's Out- Forever. AKA, the infamous kiss scene. See Fang's reasoning behind it all. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Speak Now by BirdKidKirby reviews
Cliche songfic. Just read it. You know you want to. It has FAXFAXFAX, giggling curtains, and a shirtless Fang in it. How is that not appealing? Pleeeeeeease? Rated "K plus" because it isn't intense enough for "T" or lame enough for "K". Some OOCness. AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2011 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Revenge is a dish best served cold by Blue Truth reviews
Welcome to the world of Evelyn Hale. Best friends with Nicole Diane, Preppy Daughter of Aphrodite gone wrong. What did Evelyn do to deserve a life where she's 'BFFL's' with a girl so cruel it's funny? Well Evie's sick of it. She wants revenge. And soon.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Nico A.
Hearts Fly by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Songfic. Parody of the song 'Lumos Flies' by ALL CAPS, which is a parody of the song 'Fireflies' by Owl City. After Fang leaves, he and Max have a lot of thinking to do; about each other and where they will go from here. Takes place after FANG.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Dreaming of Reality by desperatelyobvious reviews
And when I thought things couldn't get anymore uncomfortable, Fang placed his hands on my waist, pressing his body to mine. "Max, will you be my Valentine?" This couldn't be happening. I was dreaming, I was sure of it. Valentine's oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Look Hard Enough by desperatelyobvious reviews
Fang decided to take the Valentine's project seriously. Fang ended up on a date with Lily, Max's friend. But Fang didn't know that it was Max who wrote the letter, not Lily... Valentine's oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Life as a Teenage Bird Kid by TMI reviews
Little Angel is all grown up, a freshman in high school, enrolled under the name Avari. What will happen when a boy suddenly enters her life, and accidentally discovers her secrets, that she is Angel, the youngest member of the now famous Flock? Angel/OC
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,253 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Angel
Halloween Flock Style by TMI reviews
Halloween with the Flock! Max decides the flock can go trick-or-treating, so the fun begins with costumes, and romance! FAX and NIGGY... I like using Ange and Gaz too, so don't worry. Romance AND comedy... Iggy likes comedy... FAX likes romance... giggle
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,401 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Iggy, Nudge
Lost and Found by Wolf with the Red Cloak reviews
While Thaila is on another hunt with Artemis, she finds two new half-bloods that have no known parentage. Now, she needs to get them to camp, but what will happen when life as they know it turns upsidedown? Please Reveiw.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Thalia G., Annabeth C.
I'm Leaving by EpitomeOfCool reviews
Fang's thoughts on leaving at the end of Fang. FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Fang - Complete
Diamond in the Ruff by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is also known as Max Ride. International superstar. She moves to a small town for a normal life. There she meets friends and enemies. Will her secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Can't fit it all here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,639 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Beautiful Kind of Ugly by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Takes place in medieval times, where witches and dragons live. Max is a princess who has been rejected by everyone, and Fang is a freak, who strikes fear into the hearts of peasants and kings alike. Will fate ever let them be together? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,588 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
I Wasn't Kicked Off, I Quit by Glalie773 reviews
Commentating on the first Quidditch game with Draco Malfoy isn't Hermione's ideal way of spending her day. But, of course, they're not even paying attention to the game much. "And lastly, the Boy-Who-Scored!" Pause. "Oh wait, he never 'scores'." One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,818 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A More Beautiful You by flyaway111 reviews
Annabeth Chase is having a bad day. You know, one of the days where you feel so horrible you never want to get out of bed? Luckily, Percy Jackson is there to help her out. Inspired by the song A More Beautiful You by Johnny Diaz, but not a songfic.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
The Forever Friendship Bracelet by RAEng reviews
"Gods Annabeth! You're not perfect! Maybe your mom was right about your fatal flaw! It sure is the flaw of this relationship!" Percy yelled. Ouch. For a second, Annabeth's facial expression dropped from furious, to hurt, and then back to furious.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Eyes by Little Miss Hades reviews
Because for demigods,promise : broken and best friends : impossible. Thuke trilogy-ish oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Bored by zuzuthehuntress reviews
Mr. D was bored. He was so bored that he didn't even feel like summoning something edible, despite the fact how hungry he was... How is Chiron involved with Mr. D's problem? What's Chiron's problem? One-shot Read and review! Humor because of the end.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Chiron, Dionysus - Complete
Flash by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Nothing is quite as awkward as killing your sorta-girlfriend. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Fang, Max
Letters by Elayora reviews
Letters from various campers and others. Sad with a touch of comedy. I do try to make these my best. Please read and review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010
Bachelorette: Mrs Annabeth Chase by Blue Truth reviews
A year post TLO, Annabeth and Percy broke up because a long distance relationship was just too hard to manage and never bothered to reconnect. But when Annabeth is chosen for The Bachelorette, who's one of the lucky men chosen? Yep, the 1 and only Percy J
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,501 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Life Goes On by Blue Truth reviews
Percy's childhood was a lot worse then you think. Sometimes, it's all you can do to survive. To keep moving on. For Sally, it's all she can do. No excuses. No forgiveness. No nothing. At this point, her life is pretty much done for. Read and review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Percy J., Sally J.
Annoying Hermione by Curiositykils reviews
Out of every witch Draco could have picked to date, he had to pick the one witch that Hermione couldn't stand. AU/ Characters are OOC. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,281 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
That Night by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
One crazy night really can change everything. From nearly getting blown up -not cool- to making out -very cool- the Flock tries to make it to dawn with their hearts and heads intact. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
The Definition of Love by insaneprincess reviews
Draco/Hermione. A series of unconnected drabbles based on randomly chosen words from the dictionary. Currently: Dissever. "If it was a mutual decision," she said, "then why the hell are you so upset about it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Once Upon A Glance by Fly On Aya reviews
Max's 22. Her mom said she needs a husband. But she doesn't want to. That was before she was saved by the famous Lord Nicholas Grey. Now, Max doesn't know what's going on with her ever since he came stumbling in her life. WARNING: CONFUSING PLOT SETTING
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,030 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Forbidden by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang is the opposite of Max: rich, famous,& silent. Now, Max applies to be a maid/nanny for a rich guy. Fang is her boss. Love sparks between them and it's complicated and they deny it. What could be better than a forbidden love? WARNING: SLIGHTLY BIPOLAR
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,387 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
Pretend or Not Pretend? by Fly On Aya reviews
Fang had this "stalker" for 2 months. Desperate to get her off his back, he grabs a random 18-year-old girl. But, Max will be Fang's "girlfriend" if he pays her. That works between them. Will their "love" more than pretend? WARNING: HIDDEN LOVE SCENES
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,106 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Cannibalism by ThePenWielder reviews
An Iggy and Ella oneshot. Just some cute fluff if you are a fan of Eggy. Cute story too even if you don't.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
Insufferable MarySues by Jak Moriarty reviews
The camp has guards, barb wires and alarms for Mary-Sues whoever try and get in and also a cage to place them in, but this is until a full on Mary-Sues stalks Nico and uses a chain saw to break into his cabin.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Nico A. - Complete
Evidence by insaneprincess reviews
Draco/Hermione. A collection of drabbles, witnessing the D/Hr relationship through a different character's eyes each chapter. Each chapter is a different character, different moment, different version of D/Hr. Angst, humour, drama, friendship, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,368 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
57 Falling Feathers by hallowedhalls reviews
...or, Sneaks, Peeks, And Slices Of A Not-Bird-Not-Human Teenage Girl's Life. 57 Max-centric drablets, because growing up is so much harder when you don't know just what you are. Reading is nice, and reviews are love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Max - Complete
Dylan's Face by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
For all those haters of Dylan, or just those who love a good insult. A list of the terrible things Dylan's face has brought upon us. It's a Maximum Ride fan's version of Chuck Norris jokes!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Dylan
Fairy Tales by Little Miss Hades reviews
All demigods have a story, a fairy tale. But not all fairy tales are perfect.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010
The Ultimate Embarrassment by TMI reviews
One-shot. The Flock goes camping, and Angel has an insomnia attack, when what happens? Only the impossible. Strictly comedy! Inspired by my own insomnia induced fantasies! Read and review please!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Fang - Complete
His Legacy by alexa35 reviews
When a simple nurse finds a stack of unopened letters under the hospital bed of the late Gasman addressed to several people with highly unusual names, she makes it her mission to get those letters to who they were meant for, no matter what it takes.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,022 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Gazzy/The Gasman
Say sorry by Little Miss Hades reviews
30 years later, Thalia goes to the war memorial, where she says sorry to her best friend. Her first crush. Thuke, one-shot. I messed up last time, this is REAL!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Thalia G., Luke C. - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8292 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Too Long by alexa35 reviews
Twenty years is a long, long time. So very long. Maybe he has forgotten. Maybe he is dead. You wouldn't know. But he promised, and a promise is a promise. And it was the ultimate promise, the last promise he made you.. Post-Fang.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Max - Complete
Still by Fly On Aya reviews
Set twenty years after FANG. Max is now 35 years old. Nothing have changed. But, when she receives a mysterious package, she knows she's forgetting something. How can she forget? WARNING: PROFANITY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Liar's Victories Are Always Sweet by insaneprincess reviews
DracoHermione. You are a predator whose hungry smile has been wrapped in red ribbon; danger concealed by lies and charming fakery. When he kisses you, you are thinking of the best way to push your tongue down his throat and eat his heart out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Angel's Plan by Tammy Angel reviews
Unoriginal. Basically, the world is saved, and the flock is hanging out at Max's mom's house. Angel devises a little plan for Max and Fang to get together. Read if you want the flock to be happy and together, unlike the direction of the books. R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Birthday Present by VicFirthThe1st reviews
Sequel to 'He's Gone'. Dylan gives the flock a birthday present. The best present they could get.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
Acrylic by insaneprincess reviews
She ignores him. She always lets his questions hang in the air, like smoke. Maybe, like smoke, they will drift away." Her days are filled with work, painting, and the grey-eyed boy who always lies on her floor and brings up the past. Draco/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
In Cruel Fate's Hands by Curiositykils reviews
Fate has certainly been cruel to Hermione. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Torn by Dozey212 reviews
Two figures meet on a cliff surrounded by free flying hawks after twenty long years apart. Set after the sixth book. Fang POV. Two-shot. I’m not telling you if there is Faxness or not – Read and Review and find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Elevator Escapade by alexa35 reviews
Sometimes, being stuck in the elevator with a strange man isn't that bad. "MAAAAAAX! Help! I'm trapped in the lift with this really cute guy!"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Ella, Iggy - Complete
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
Just 'Friends' by alexa35 reviews
Everyone knows how oblivious they are. Iggy decides it's time they found out about a certain quote he came across to describe Max and Fang's 'friendship'.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
HandHeld by Curiositykils reviews
One time I held Draco Malfoy's hand and four times Draco Malfoy held mine. 5 loosely linked Draco/Hermione one-shots. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Shards of a Broken Mirror by insaneprincess reviews
For the 100 Times Challenge on HPFC. Draco/Hermione. A collection of short drabbles. Chapter 20 - Loved. "And she felt like a broken mirror, sharp, and lost, and made up of only shards." Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,637 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thunderstorms by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
There's a Thunderstorm rumbling at the E-Shaped house and Max is helping the Flock deal with it for the first time without Jeb. But one of the Flock isn't too comfortable with T-storms...Itsy Bitsy Fax if you squint. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Waiting for Yesterday by ThePenWielder reviews
Max is left in piece when Jeb leaves. Fang is the one to try and put them back together, but first Max has to learn to trust again him again and do it without getting hurt. Can Fang push his way past the barrier and teach Max its ok to trust again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Jeb's Magic Mirror by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Why Jeb really left the Flock: Jealousy! How could his magic mirror say Fang was the best? Fang didn't even have a mustachio! Oneshot, people, for real this time!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Jeb B., Fang - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Bittersweet by SpankingHalo reviews
Snape and Lily's relationship, in retrospect. During DH. Spoilers for all DH. One shot. Feedback and critcism welcomed - it all helps me improve.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Severus S., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Bubbles, Football, and Pygmy Marmosets by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Written for LiveLaughLuv311's contest. Fang spends a day with Ella and her slightly neurotic friends. A perfect example of why Fang doesn't socialize much. Pygmy Marmosets! Don't ask I basically pulled this story out of my sleeve, so here goes nothing!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Fang, Ella - Complete
A Valentine's Day Surprise by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Written for Granger Enchanted Valentine's Day Challenge 2009. Prompt: They were forbidden, their love hidden from the world, but on this one day a year, Valentine's Day, nothing else mattered but their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,214 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
New Years Eve by ThePenWielder reviews
Fax oneshot. Max and Fang spend New Years together. Not much to say, just some fluff. Enjoy and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Slight Tingling Sensation by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Max attempts to get Fang to wear a face mask. "Attempts" being the key word. Oneshot, Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Story of Justin by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
This is the story of Justin, Fang and Iggy's illegitimate child, who was adopted by Rosalie and Emmett. This story is a Christmas Gift to all my 'Avian Flu' readers. So, if you haven't read my other story, this may not make sense to you.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Iggy, Fang - Complete
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Who knew Fang could shake his hips? Then again, who knew he even had them? Oneshot, Faxness
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
The Cliche by Captain Atticus reviews
The story of how a desperate fanfiction author succumbed to the power of reviews. This is required reading.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Anger Management by RahNee reviews
A bitter & angry Hermione is alienating her friends. An out of control Draco nearly loses his job. These are merely the circumstances that force a chance meeting in the most unlikely of places…& lead to the beginnings of…Anger Management. DHr,postHogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,069 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Papers, Popcorn, and Pity by Living in a fantasy reviews
Sirius doesn't want to do his charms essay. Remus also doesn't want to do Sirius' charm essay. So begins the battle of wits, a conversation centered around popcorn tossing, transformations, and a large use of the pity card.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Witness and the Wife by Marmalade Fever reviews
When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2930 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Little Place Called Home by nyanja14 reviews
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. Post SOF. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. Check out the sequel, A Little Person Called God.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 88,793 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Maximum Ride Guide to Mary Sues by theweirdperson reviews
The unofficial guide to Mary Sues for Maximum Ride fanfiction.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 5,464 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Stuck In An Elevator With a Wackjob reviews
When Max ends up stuck with Fang in an elevator, what else can happen but a deep heart to heart? What if in ANGEL, they had actually talked it out? Or you know, they could have punched it out too. That works. FAX. Please note that parts were written by JP, and no, I don't own Maximum Ride. UPDATE: Currently in the works of being rewritten.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Bugger Like No Other reviews
Percy Jackson hates flies with a passion. Those annoying bugs are just pointless, as you and I both know. But then one fateful day, that one simple fly crosses the line. And Percy Jackson loses his 'cool'. Then again, you can't lose what you never had.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,316 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/11/2010
