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Music- Paramore, Linkin Park, Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd, Three Days Grace, more Paramore, Evanescence, The Hush Sound, Hot Chelle Rae, Victorious cast, more Paramore, Skillet, AFI, Panic! at the Disco

Books- Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, any ghost story

Movies- horror movies, Scooby Doo movies, action movies, those one to one and a half hour specials on nick


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place:
Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Rest In Peace, my old friend.


Some questions that are also fun to copy and paste:

37 Secrets About Yourself.
(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yeah

2) Where did you get your default picture?
Google Images

3) What's your middle name?
I dont feel comfortable saying.

4) Your current relationship status?
Single

5) Does your crush like you back?
Pretty sure, all my friends say so and are trying to get us together

6) What is your current mood?
Kinda emo... listenig to lighthouse by the hush sound over and over helps

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
No freaking comment

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Ty-dye

9) Missing something?
Who wants to know? o.O

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Accidentally letting out my friends secret (usually im a good secret keeper)

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A wolf

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Yes

13) Something you do a lot?
Swim

14) The song stuck in your head?
Lighthouse- The Hush Sound

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
mysterywriter2418

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
The guy who asked me out (gabe)

17) When was the last time you cried?
2 months? It was when I got my black eye

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Flying (not like superman, with wings... GO MAXIMUM RIDE!)

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Their smile

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Strawberrys and crem frappachino with a marshmellow dream bar (not a coffee person)

22) What's your biggest secret?
If its my biggest secret why would I tell you?

23) Favorite color?
Black/blue

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Yes... :(

25) What are you?
I am human, what are you?

26) Do you speak any other language?
Spanish

27) What's your favorite smell?
Hot Cinnamon (chewing big red right now)

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Weird

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Nope

30) What are you thinking about right now?
This quiz

31) What should you be doing?
Whatever I want to (its my free time)

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My mom

33) Do you like working in the yard?
Depends, am I getting paid?

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Disco

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
Im quieter, but Im pretty much the same

36) What is your natural hair color?
Boring brown, but lately it has small sun streaks, so...

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
Sensei! Stupid knee to the eye!


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"Dont overlook the outside of the barell. Wipe and inspect all metal surfaces."~ Rifle Shooting (im in the living room and my brother is packing for Boy Scout camp)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A lamp

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Family Matters

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

10:48 am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

10:51

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Monster by Paramore coming out of the other computer

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday, basketball

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Some funny things on a person's profile

9. What are you wearing?

A blue plaid shirt with a black cami, and old shorts

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah, I was a unicorn and all my friends were gummies and then i ate them all but before i would eat them i would say "neigh, neigh" and then my alarm clock woke me up

11. When did you last laugh?

Maybe 20 minutes ago

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

white paint, a fireplace, fancy pictures that mean nothing to my family

13. Seen anything weird lately?

The cashier at walmart, my uncle, my friends, my brother, teenage mutant ninja turtles, my kiddie pool, and this quiz

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Its weird (read above)

15. What is the last film you saw?

Taken (on FX) GO CIA GUY TRYING TO RESCUE HIS DAUGHTER! awesome movie...

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

New ipod, new laptop, new house, the maximum ride series, pay someone to take my brother

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I used to take dance until fourth grade when i decided to do karate

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Make Africa less poor

19. Do you like to dance?

No, thats why i quit

20. George Bush:

No offense to anyone, but way better president than the one we got now

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Natalie

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nick


1. Iggy

2. Angel

3. Lissa

4. Fang

5. Gazzy

6. Ari

7. Nudge

8. Max

9. Jeb

10. Dylan

11. Dr. Martinez

12. Ella

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Ari/Dr. Martinez... no, thats kinda sick and wrong

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

I did not even plan that! But yes, Fang IS hot

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Ella got Max preggers? I dont think that's possible...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

There might be, I just havent read any

5.Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Angel and Ari? Sure, they're about the same age

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Gazzy/Jeb or Gazzy/Dylan... Gazzy/Dylan, so Dylan'll leave Max alone

7. What would happen if Seven walk in on Two and Twelve making out?

If Nudge walked in on Angel and Ella making out, I think there would be some... awkwardness in the house

8. Make up a summary for a Three/10 fic.

A Lissa/Dylan fic? Lissa's found a way to stalk Fang all around the world, and Dylan basically does the same with Max. They are sick of it, soo what happens when Fang and Max set up Lisaa and Dylan on a date? Sparks will fly.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Well, duh, there's plenty of Miggy on fanfiction

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Nudge and Ella found out Iggy was cheating on both of them with each other, will they get through this together or tear each others eyes out?

11. If you wrote a songfic bout Eight, what song would you choose?

Harold Song by Ke$ha for after Fang left


50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Black

2, Name one person who made you smile today:'

My dad

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Putting new (emo as my brother calls it) music on my iPod

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Hersheys (I know, its just chocolate, but that doesnt mean its not amazing)

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

NO!

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

"I dont want to clean my room!" at my mom before she shoved me in and closed the door. She's out shopping. I should not be in here...

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor

World Class Chocolate from Baskin Robbins, unless you brought Wisconsin flavors into this, then their strawberry homemade icecream

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Water

10, Do you like your wallet?

I guess... no one ever asks me that question...

11, What was the last thing you ate?

Popcorn

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

No

13, The last sporting event you watched?

A soccer game on ESPN yesterday

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Butter?

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

My friend from sleepaway camp, Amber

16, Ever go camping?

Yeah, all the time

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

Not daily

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

Not every Sunday

19, Do you have a tan?

Yes

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Depends on the pizza, usually no

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Only when it has a lid on it, it drink it straight out of the glass at places like Ledos, and also I drink it straight out of the can, so basically only when I go to McDonalds

22, What did your last text message say?

I am sssoooo bored

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Yardwork at my grandparents (they are giving me money! no idea how much/little though...)

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

A wall

26, What color is your watch?

Dont have one

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

Kangaroos

28, What is your birthstone?

That would narrow down my birthday alot

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Go in, they mess up your order at the drive-thru

30, What is your favorite number?

13, I like it cause no one else does and I thought it was lonely

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

A telemarketer (I freaked them out by cussing at them in spanish)

32, Any plans today?

No, thats why I'm adding stuff to my profile

33, How many states have you lived in?

One

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

Nothing, my brother left for sleepaway camp so im rrreeelllaaaxxxeeeedddd

35, Last song listened to?

Monster by Paramore (listening to it on a playlist on youtube right now)

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Depends, how much time do I have, and can I sing it frontwards to find out a letter when I get stuck

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

No...

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My converse made out of jean material

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

Maximum Ride, she gets wings and Fang (well, until he leaves, but still... 1-right before the end of the sixth book I'd like to be Max)

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I don't know.

41, Do you love anyone?

I used to

42, Do any of your friends have children?

No (THANK GOD!)

43, What do you usually do during the day?

Internet, friends, TV, movie theater

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

No, but I do strongly dislike people

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

No, I say Hi and Whats up

46, What color is your car?

Well, the car I'm getting when I get my license is redish

47, Do you like cats?

No

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Now I am since you mentioned it

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Nope, I like Kings Dominion

50, How did you get your worst scar?

Rock Climbing, and not on the way up! When I was repelling, I sliced my knee


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones that apply to you.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (I'm going to, but its my moms old one with over 100,000 miles)
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I READ MANGAS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN Girl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos and walk around drinking beer.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass. (well, I'm a brown belt...)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich. (Ok, so my parents are rich, but I'm not. See the difference?)
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED


ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS
THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE
LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND
SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get
off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy
and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread


R.I.P. Utoya


One day, when I was a freshman in high school,

I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.

His name was Kyle.

It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday?

He must really be a nerd.'

I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him.

They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt.

His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him...

He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes .

My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye.

As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks.'

They really should get lives.

' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face.

It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.

I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived.

As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before.

He said he had gone to private school before now.

I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books.

He turned out to be a pretty cool kid.

I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends .

He said yes.

We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.

I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!

' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.

When we were seniors we began to think about college.

Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem.

He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship.

Kyle was valedictorian of our class.

I teased him all the time about being a nerd.

He had to prepare a speech for graduation.

I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak .

Graduation day, I saw Kyle.

He looked great.

He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school.

He filled out and actually looked good in glasses.

He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him.

Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days.

I could see that he was nervous about his speech.

So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!'

He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled...

' Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began ...

'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years.

Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach...but mostly your friends...

I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them.

I am going to tell you a story.'

I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the first day we met.

He had planned to kill himself over the weekend.

He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile.

'Thankfully, I was saved.

My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.'

I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile.

Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions.

With one small gesture you can change a person's life.

COPY AND PASTE THIS IS IF IT MOVED YOU.


1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Yeah, very

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

No, but it was sad, but he wasnt good long enough for me to actually cry

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Oh yes

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

are-ee

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

I did the first few times

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

No, I was making my 'WTF' face

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

I don't squeal

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

No, I did yell at it though

9. Who is your favorite character?

Nudge

10. Do you like Jeb?

No, he's a manipulative, slimy, backstabbing, jerky, heartbreaking (for Max anyway), scummy...

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

No

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Yeah, finally some Fax! where Max doesnt run away anyway...

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Not Nudges, but I hated Angels

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

Fences by Paramore

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Not really...

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

No one, I think Max should just be insane

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Iggy should play drums

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

B
Br
Bri
Brig
Brigi
Brigid
Brigid!!!!!!

20. MIGGY or FAX?

FAX


Jury Duty... Stuff?

Max's Suit- http:///cgi/set?id=35556017

Fangs, Iggys, and Gazzys suit- http:///cgi/set?id=35556312

Max's Jealous outfit- http:///jealous/set?id=36437418


A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (just put green streaks in! getting pale pink and black ones next!)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Uh, I'm kind of a girl, so...)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.


1. FIRST NAME? Allie

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? no

3. SIBLINGS NAMES? Adam

4. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? two days ago - don't judge me, my friend and I got in a huge fight

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? weird question

6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? none

7. KIDS? 14, no kids (thank the Lord!)

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? depends on the person I'd be

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? no

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? yup

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? OH YEAH!

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? FRUIT LOOPS

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? uh-uh

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? as compared to people my size, yes, as compared to people my age, no

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? chocolate

17. SHOE SIZE? 6

18. RED OR PINK? red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? no cheekbones :(

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? my friend I'm in a fight with

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? sure?

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? black sweats and green leopard print socks

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? (eating) UTZ bar-b-q chips

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? the academy is...- about a girl

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? sky blue

26. FAVORITE SMELL? berrys/mint

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Allison

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? his hair... oh, hair can be so sexy

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? I copied this

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Coke.

FAVORITE SPORT? karate/dance

32. EYE COLOR? hazelish brown

33. HAT SIZE? There are sizes???

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza/steak

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? scary movies!!!

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? breaking dawn XD

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Jeans

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? summer

40. HUGS OR KISSES? kisses

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? chocolate cake


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Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 136,114 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 2/19/2018 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang
The Universe Hates Me by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
All human. Max and Fang have been best friends for years until the universe decides to play a cruel joke on them.Max's family are forced to move far away, but after 2 years she moves back. Will this bring up new feelings between to two or just unveil old ones they refused to acknowledged.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 88,271 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Quiet Like The Snow by Victorian Asylum reviews
It started with letters. Then came stalking. A morbid fascination turned into a kidnapping. A serial killer is lusting after Max. Will this time be different, or will she be just another dismembered body dumped in a ditch?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,757 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Growing Up by FlowerChild22 reviews
An all human fanfic. About going into the first year of high school. Fax will slowly be added throughout the story. Fang and Max are close friends since birth and after a long summer, finally are able to see each other but things have changed. Cliche. HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 99,229 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Max, Fang
Mistake or Blessing? by ValentineRose28 reviews
Max and Fang have just been unexpectantly dumped. When their friends drag them out to a bar and they meet, it isn't exactly love at first sight. But, after a couple drinks, they start to think a bit differently. They're in for a surprise in the morning!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,989 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
If It Weren't For You by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Max is pregnant w/ Fang's kid but they realize they don't love each other. He's struggling on the road to recovery but can her friend Iggy save Fang from his darkness? And the three might learn a few things from the mess. Alt.POVs Fang,Max,Iggy. Figgy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,734 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Fang, Iggy
Cupid's Arrow by creatoroffiction reviews
Fang seems it all.The money, the looks,the one thing he thinks he can never have is his best friend Max. When she breaks up with her boyfriend and needs a place, she moves in. Can Fang finally have it all? Story alot better than it seems! FAX Please read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,837 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Fang, Max
She's a Lady by FlowerChild22 reviews
Up until the age of fourteen, Fang Ride and Max Martinez were the best of friends, even sharing their first kiss. Now, at eighteen they're constantly at each other's throats. But it's hard to forget those feelings you once had.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - [Max, Fang] [Nudge, Iggy] - Complete
Love is a Deadly Mission by PowerInWriting reviews
Fang has become a spy at the agency, Winged Angels. He's paired up with Max Ride to find out about Itex. He's attracted to Max, but her motto is, "Never fall in love." Will he be able to change her mind while completing his deadly mission? FAX! All human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,975 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Max, Fang
Expecting by bridge to tabitha reviews
It's been done a million times but, I wanted to write one of my own. Max, Fang, the flock and the struggles of pregnancy. I don't want it to be too serious either, so, humor, as well. Probably a little OOC Enjoy haha
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,688 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010
Out of the Ordinary by book.junkie.1996 reviews
Fang is a surfer from Florida. Max is a cheerleader going to the Cheer Worlds in Orlando. Fang thinks cheerleading is a joke. Max doesn't see the appeal to surf constantly. Max is competing, Fang is training. What happens when they meet?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Max, Fang
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4226 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Life After Detention? by ThEnder reviews
The kids from the Breakfast Club all leave detention with new perspectives. How will this change their home and social lives? And what happens when they go back to school? T for language and sexual themes. First fanfic. Constructive criticism welcome.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,413 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 12/24/2011
Hiding Secrets by mLove23 reviews
When Fang meets Max, he has to learn that everything is not as it seems. Her and her dad are hiding a HUGE secret and he's determined to find out what it is. Will be FAX, obviously. Same author as Present Day and Just Run!
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,410 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 7/1/2010
Not Alone: A Maximum Ride Novel by Kimmylovesyou707 reviews
We're Not Alone. There Are More of Us & We Need to Find Them To Save The World, or At least That's What The Voice Says. Our First Stop, Mexico. The Voice Says Itex Has Branched Out Over There. Our Mission: Find, Rescue, and Convince Any & All Avian-Americans To Join Us In Destroying Itex & Saving The World.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,008 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Max, Fang
What Happens in Vegas Doesn't Always Stay There by BirdKidKirby reviews
Sort of an alternate ending to FANG. When Max and Fang get too heated in Las Vegas, unexpected problems arise. They leave to try and make it better, but can they truly live a normal life? AU. Major Fax, Some Eggy later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,075 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - [Max, Fang] [Iggy, Ella]
Fanfiction Meets Youtube by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
What happens when you combine 1 St. Fang of Boredom, fanfiction, and youtube? Complete and total loss of Flock sanity! All oneshots based on videos made by Youtuber, makemebad35.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,788 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
Firefighter: the chiefs daughter by Fangrules reviews
Fang is the rookie fire-fighter newly assigned to station 24. Max is the chiefs daughter - the forbidden fruit. What happens when they fall for each other? will they be happy or will their pasts get in the way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Daddy's little girl by Fangrules reviews
When 22 year old Fang Dente's ex-girlfriend dies in a car crash the last thing he expects is to have social services knocking on his door the next day with a little surprise. Follow as Fang tries to get the hang of being a father with the help of the one woman who can't stand him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Daddy's baby boy by Fangrules reviews
Max's life is a mess. Her ex refuses to leave, her job has taken an unexpected turn and the secret she's been keeping from Fang is growing bigger and bigger every day. Follow Max, Fang and Charlotte as they struggle to stay a family. something light and fluffy to enjoy :-)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,009 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Bets always lead to broken hearts by Fangrules reviews
Fang Dente is the typical popular boy loved by everyone with one exception - Maximum Ride. She's the unbreakable. What happens when Fang agrees to a bet that will either make or break everything he's grown to love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,479 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
If We Were Birds by mintmm reviews
All human. At the start of her senior year in high school, Max meets all her old friends. She hardly knew where most had been and this should should have been an exciting reunion, right?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011
Summer Love by ForeverLove21 reviews
Max is the rich kid that spends her summers with different guys, but every summer she searches for the same one. The dark haired, dark eyed boy that saved her as a child. Will this be the summer that changes her life, or will it all be forgotten?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,162 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Max, Fang
Stereotype Life Discontinued by sillyhappyperson reviews
Max has a normal life besides the fact that her best friends Fang and Sam both have a crush on her. How will she get through once one of them start acting on their feelings? Will her life ever get back to the way it used to be? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,765 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Max, Fang
Motor Cross Mystery by WaywardAssbutt14 reviews
Fang and Max meet at a local motor cross race and instantly become friends. What will happen when someone messes with Max's bike and causes her to get injured? What will fang do to avenge her? What are you reading all of these questions for? R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,567 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 12/15/2010
Max Annoys Fang A Maximum Ride Fan Fiction Series by I Chase Skies reviews
A bunch of stories where Max annoys Fang. Simple enough?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5020 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
Various Phobias by It's Fnicking Awesomeness reviews
Previously 'me&sister'. What if members of the flock got random and ridiculous phobias? Hilarity, craziness, therapy, FAX, and NIGGY, obviously! Please review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,834 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
Pretend by Flitting Wishes reviews
Max lives for running and skateboarding. But now her and Ella have to live with their jerk of a Dad for a whole year! But while she's there, she'll meet the only people besides her mom and siblings who'll ever get close enough to know...FAX!Review! ***HIATUS***
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,507 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Max, Fang
How to Survive Highschool: Flock Style by leave-me-bee reviews
The flock is living with Dr. Martinez and Ella and are about to start attending high school. But along with high school comes high school drama. Max is trying to figure out her feelings for Fang but she might just take too long… FAX and EGGY/NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Max, Fang
Muted Candle by WordsUnsaid reviews
Max has had cancer since she was ten. She's 16 now Her friends dropped her once they found out and she stopped talking. When she goes to a new school will she make friends? Will a certain friend make her talk again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 15,045 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Because Of You by Fly On Aya reviews
An adventure can spice up Max's vacation in Spain. It definitely didn't include a gorgeous dark-haired guy who is 211 years old! Now Max has to teach this guy the works of 21st century. No add-ons included. What if love blooms? WARNING: MAYA INCLUDED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,804 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Maximum Ride and the Clique: Stuck in School by ColorLikeWhoa reviews
The Flock lands at OCD school while escaping from Erasers. They meet the Clique. Takes place after The Final Warning. Please read! LAST CHAPTER UP, meaning that this fic is officially COMPLETE.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Clique - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Max, Massie B. - Complete
Because I Love You by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Fang returns after 10 years to find Dylan and Max married with a son. He makes the best of his relationship with Max and her son,but realizes that he'll never be happy without them. And what happens when Dylan isn't the man Max thought he was? Fang's POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,441 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Fang, Max
Primal urges by JasperHale97 reviews
"The boys will become bigger and stronger because in the animal word the male protects the female." The flocks animalistic instincts are surfacing. Someone hide the kids, the older member are done playing. Fang wants Max back. Now.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,376 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Max, Fang
Taboo by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is an average girl with a unique secret...she's the leader of a gang. What happens when her two worlds are on a collision course thats bound to end in catastrophe? And what about a relationship thats a taboo? ALL HUMAN. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 85,925 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Speak to Me by XXXxSmIlEyMe123xXXX reviews
"You think I'm ashamed of you?" He nodded his head and put it down in shame. "How could you think that? I love you." Max is a regular girl working at her parents coffee shop, what happens when she meets a guy who can't talk? He finds another way to speak
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Max
Rules of the Game by book.junkie.1996 reviews
AH. Max is the star basketball player at her school, the senior expected to take the team all the way to State. Fang is the cocky senior basketball player at his school, also expected to go to State. The only problem? They go to rival schools.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,773 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Max, Fang
The Joys of Highschool Not by MiSeRy BuSiNeSs 24 reviews
Max leaves her dad and old Highschool in Colorado to live with her Mom and sister Ella in Boston. But Max finds out her new Highschool is way different than her last. And maybe Max the undateble may have a crush!... FAX!x No wings ;p
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,012 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Max, Fang
Letting Go by LiveLifeLOUDxoxo reviews
Maximum Ride settles into a new school and soon, her past is catching up with her. She meets the Flock and slowly, Max grows closer to Fang. With Fang, she truly discovers what trust really is. AU Former username - WhatTheFnick xFang and Iggyx
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,300 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Max, Fang
Stardazed by Aquawings reviews
Max Ride has her own opinion and she's sticking to that. One thing she is ABSOLUTELY sure about is that Nick Valentine is a good for nothing poser of a rockstar. What happens when she meets him? What if he wants a chance to prove her wrong? All Human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,893 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Max, Fang
Love, Life and Music by IdIoTiC-FrEaK-Of-NaTuRe reviews
AH! Fang's got a secret. But will she ever feel the same. And with the drama of high school, will Iggy ever be able to keep his promise. Or will the fame get to their heads, and make them forget the people that were there from before. BEING REWRITTEN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,883 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Wierd Kid by Piagetheanon reviews
The difficult and wonderful parts of Being the odd one out. People reach out, and Fang thanks them for it ;
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,564 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
She Loves the Way He Lies Part II by AmbyrRose reviews
Related but not sequel to "She Loves the Way He Lies" - more angst. Because Tori, she doesn't let the guy she loves push her around. But she doesn't run. She fights back. Tandré
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Tori V., André H. - Complete
Diary of Desires by PartyLikeAMutant reviews
Dylan is still trying to win Max over, but it's not going so well. But Maybe Dylan chances get better once he finds Max's diary lying around? Who will Max choose? Will Dylan end up gay?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Dylan
Be My Savior by Lily-On-Water reviews
Up until now she was sure that Dylan was her soulmate; so why is she suddenly doubting that? And why is she doubting that on the day of her wedding? As she's walking down the aisle? What will happen when a certain bird-kid from the past chooses to object?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,178 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Angels of Death by Tw33ti369 reviews
Fang, a young assassin, finds a group of girls with shady pasts to train to be like him. What if Max was one of those girls? No wings in the forseeable future but who knows? Check it out pleez!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,621 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Max, Fang
It's Complicated by flamestoembers reviews
Summary: "Daddy, who's my mother?" 9 years, 10 months, and 3 days since Jade and Beck last spoke. One of them has built wall to distract herself, another dedicated his life to a little girl. How does this little girl bring them together?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Jade W., Beck O.
To Obsess by steponabutterfly reviews
To Live. To Star. To Obsess. MrsFangValentine is a student who loves To Live, a hit teen drama with a new cast member; hear the running commentary of a teenage fangirl. Spin off: To Live by Pinkcatheaven
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 40,339 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Fight or Flight? by everyoneisMISunderstood reviews
AU. Max, Zephyr, and Tiffany are in desperate need of money. Ariel, Nick, and Jeff want some excitement in their life. When the two very different groups of friends make it onto a popular reality TV show, drama is guaranteed. FAX and NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,939 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 12/24/2009
Project Normal: A Maximum Ride Story by Kimmylovesyou707 reviews
Max Decides The Flock Needs To Live A Normal Life. That Means Enrolling In School, Applying for Jobs, New Drama, Fights, & Even A Couple of Surprise Visits. Join The Flock As They Try To Tack There Newest Mission, Normal. Can They Pull it Off Or Is It True That Evil Never Takes A Holiday ? Fax!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 52,029 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Metamorphic by fakeditfromthewordgo reviews
Friends, music and Converse. All Max needs to be happy. At least, until a certain black-haired boy comes into her life, and starts to turn all her ideas of boys in general upside down... Fax, Eggy/Igkachu: read it, it'll all make sense... *All human*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,783 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Fang, Max
Determination by FlowerChild22 reviews
Max is used to the guys after her, but doesn't care for a relationship. New guy, Fang Smith, wants to show her that she can love. Short and a little rushed.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,818 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Switched by alwaysbeguyslikepotter reviews
Max and Iggy fly out in a thunderstorm to investigate a mysterious machine, but get hit by a ray that switches their bodies. Written at the end of Fang, before Angel had come out. Rated T for violence that may of may not occur.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Max, Iggy
The Constantly Forgotten by XXXxSmIlEyMe123xXXX reviews
His face contorted with anger, "you EVER touch her again and I'll see to it that your Permanent home becomes the hospital." I pulled him off of the guy, "Fang! Its not worth it" I took his face in my hands and tried to calm him down. What have I done?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,553 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011
It's Complicated by XHatGirlX reviews
Fang breaks it off with Max because hes to afraid of falling in love. Max is keeping her feelings about Fang hidden. Does she still love him or No? Will they get back together or will Sam and Lissa get in their way. Fax Co-written with Sapphire9941
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Max, Fang
Lockdown by Ilovejolly16 reviews
Six teenagers trapped in a highschool fighting the ultimate battle of survival. It isnt a drill, it isnt a prank. But answer me this. How long could you survive in a Lockdown? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Max, Fang
Nighttime at the Nightclub by PurpleTea88 reviews
Maximum Ride? At a celebrities-only nightclub? What is this madness? Plus, she meets a certain gorgeous dark-haired boy, who by now, you must know the name of. Drama ensues, obviously. Fax! Song-fic DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,051 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Max, Fang
Operation Six Letter by AmbyrRose reviews
Tori witnesses a murder and runs away, leaving only six letters behind. While André sets out to look for her, her friends start trying to piece together what she saw. Suggestions needed, rating may change.
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Tori V., André H.
Meet My Sister by the yellow submarine reviews
After he somehow saved her life, Max has had a debt to settle with Fang. And now he turns up on her doorstep with a golden opportunity - Max is officially Fang's "baby sister" for the summer holidays. Who knows how that's going to turn out...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,539 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
Like a Book by the yellow submarine reviews
Max hates Fang. When she lost a Dad, he gained one. She manages to avoid Jeb as much as possible, but the son of his new wife is more persistent than that. Not to mention attractive. He won't stop till he can read Max Like a Book.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,866 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Max, Fang
Rule of three by Moon Agent reviews
Max... player. Fang... new boy. He's smokin'. Can Max abide by her "rule of three" when she meets him? AH.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,716 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Max, Fang
The Briar Patch Kids by Light Iron Girder reviews
When Maximum Batchelor moves to a new school, she expects to find another dull, boring school and a low spot on the social scale. Instead she finds friendship, love, and an immense skill at bottle wars. FAX, MYLAN, and possible EGGY. Rated T for Triangles
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Max, Fang
The Incident by Lakshyarahita reviews
Fang has recently lost all semblance of dignity thanks to Nudge and Angel in an event which he can only refer to, due to the shame, as..."The Incident". The true question: Exactly what H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks happened? T for swearing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Fang - Complete
New Girl by Xx-ThisSucks-xX reviews
When Max moves to Colorado, things start to change. For example, she goes to a new school, she opens up, and she quickly falls in love. But, the biggest change of all, are the wings on her back. But there's more like her, closer than she thinks. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Fang, Max
Max's Plan by BestMaximumRideFan reviews
Max is tired of Fang always making her jealous, of always messing with her mind. One night when she sees Fang with another girl, something in her snaps. She has a brilliant idea. One that will totally mess with Fang. Please read and review!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,222 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 9/18/2008
High School Equals Big Problems by DJ Rush reviews
No wings sorry. Everybody has remotely normal lives but attending high school seems to always include some tension, violence and romance. Of course this wouldn't be complete with out FAX so you better believe it's chuck full.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Max
Sing! by Panica reviews
Max and Iggy are the best of friends and now are famous singers! ummmm... suck at this summary and ALL HUMAN! Better that this summary! Rated T for safety Sorry for any errors R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,158 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Max, Iggy
Maximum Criminal by FictionFinatic28 reviews
FBI agents Maximum Ride, Fang Venom, and Iggy Marks must catch a criminal that has been terrorizing the United States for the last two years with extreme crimes. What happens when this criminal so happens to be part of Max's shady past?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Max, Fang
Echoes Of War by Chaos Ride reviews
Anabell Smith finds a photo album of the flock in her grandma's attic."This is the tale of six kids, and the troubles they face," AU Fax, Niggy, Gella. Warning inside
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
All on Your Own by ParallelWonderland reviews
Maximum Ride is being sent to St Luke's Behavioral Health Center, and she isn't happy about it. That is until she meets Fang, Iggy, Nudge, and others. FAX and maybe NIGGY. T for violence, and slight language. No wings.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,613 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Max, Fang
Normality NY to AZ by The-Extreme-1 reviews
No wings Max, her sister Ella, and her mom are moving from New York to the fun, overheated, Arizona. She is going to live in the same apartment compex as her family-friend, Monique. Travel with Max in this story of her life- FAX, Humor, and High School
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Max
Lifes Not Fair by FAXlvr reviews
First Fanfic plz be nice. I suck at summaries, so just read the story. Fang is the most popular guy in school and seems like a player. Max is his ex-best friend and an outsider that doesn't fit in.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Max, Fang
Meet the Great Maximum Ride: Singing Sensation by independentwriter137 reviews
Fang is a superstar and he hates it. Simple as that. But what happens when he meets a certain unknown artist? FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,210 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
THEIR REALITY by hungergamesnumber1fan reviews
REALITY SHOW! MAXIMUM RIDE
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Max, Fang
Sophomore Year by moncheri9 reviews
"As we approached our usual spot, I saw it was already taken. By ONE guy." Max has never been interested in a boyfriend. Don't get her wrong, she dates a little. Just never anything serious. What happens when she meets Fang? But it's not just THAT easy...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,625 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Max, Fang
Discombobulated by Xx-ThisSucks-xX reviews
Fang and Iggy, they're famous. Max... not so much. Iggy was Max's best friend, and when they reunite, Iggy and Fang both fall for her. Who'll win the dating dare they made? I dunno. Yet... READ! :
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Fang, Iggy
Fax The Flock by Grace of Antiquity reviews
This was going to be a story about the flock getting revenge on Max, but, its been changed. Now its a collection of one-shots. I'm sorry to those who were waiting for more chapters. Please read and review! Rated T for launguage and some suggestive things
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011
Never Say Never by xXFlyingWithoutWingsXx reviews
Maximum Ride is moved to an army base where her father is training to be in the army. ALL HUMAN FAX AND POSSIBLE EGGY. Rated T for language. Song-Fic. Horrible summary, great story. Give it a try! R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,047 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: A New Take On Life by NoelleLanges reviews
Max is a normal 14-year-old teenage girl. She has a twin brother named Dylan. An adoptive sister named Ella who looks strangely alike she and her mother. Plus, she's rich. Basically, shes Living the Life. Or is she? Fax, Niggy/Eggy/O/C? Let me know. RR!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Max, Fang
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3652 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Phoenix wings: Life, Love and Gangs by Super Awesome Chicken Duck reviews
Max is in a gang and is abused by Jeb. Max moves to live with her Mom. There she meets Fang. Nudge her stepsister decides she wants to join a gang. None can know about Max's gang, will Nudge's decision threaten that? AU,no wings R&R PLZ!Rating may change
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,374 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Max, Fang
Gang Love by Onlysurviver reviews
Fang and his gang are kings of the school till Max, Nudge, Ella, and J.J come along. bad summary but story is cool rated T for language. Rated T for language. FAX LATER I don't own Maximum Ride
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Fang, Max
40 Harsh Things Max Could Say to a Naked Fang by EdwardAddict reviews
Just a little list of things Max might say to Fang if he didn't measure up. HumorParody Oneshot Faxy
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
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The Taken reviews
The flock used to be just your average kids. That is, until the school got them. Now they are being tortured and mentally challenged, all while trying to figure out a way to escape. Will they ever get out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Max, Fang
Regular School reviews
Hollywood Arts catches on fire and while under repairs, all of the students get sent to regular school, and the gang that everyone knows and loves will get split up. How will they survive with all of these changes?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,076 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/14/2011
Flock Chat reviews
Ha! Dr Martinez buys the whole flock computers! What shall happen? Read and find out!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,283 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 3/12/2011
The Love We Had Before reviews
A songfic based on the song The Love We Had Before by Fireflight. It takes place during Angel when Max and Fang are in the tight elevator, showing what is going on in Fang's mind.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Fang, Max - Complete
Jury Duty reviews
All-human. Max and the flock have never met. They all, plus a few others from the books, get called in for Jury Duty on the biggest case of the century. But, with what these people are capable of, will there be more drama out of the court house?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,436 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Max - Complete
Have It All reviews
When Max meets Fang, she has been having alot of issues in her life. He tries to reach out and help her, but she wont listen. She feels like she cant trust anyone. Will she ever let him in?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,233 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
False Hopes reviews
Set after FANG. Max is staying at Dr. M's house with the flock. She has dreams, dreams about Fang, dreams that became too much. T for death.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Ugh, Jalapenos reviews
Oneshot series. All Fax, and takes place at different times during the books and after. T for some sexual references and swearing.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,413 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Max, Fang
Delusional reviews
Nudge eats some expired chocolate and flips out. One-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Nudge, Gazzy/The Gasman - Complete