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Joined 07-08-10, id: 2439005, Profile Updated: 03-19-11
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Oh, so hi. I guess I should tell you guys stuff about me. Well, for one thing, I love to write. I think that I have this is common with most of the people who post stuff here. I love to read even more, if possible.

My favorite books are:

-The WHOLE, ENTIRE Harry Potter Series.

-All the Maximum Ride Books

-The Twilight Saga [I'm a sucker for romance]

-Most of the books by Jennifer Echols. She's really good!

Those are the ones I love most. I've read them at least two times or more [with the HP books, I've read them all more than five times. I know, dedicated much?]

So, my fan-fics are going to be basically about those, though I'm hooked with Max Ride the most right now.

So, that's it, I guess. Be good, don't eat candy after sunset, you know the drill.

Adios!

*I cried like hell in Fang :'(


Okay, people, this is concerning my story, "You're Beautiful". SPOILERS. If you are reading this story, well, here's some info on hang gliding that you might want to know. It'll explain better how Ella is managing the glider, and how complicated it can be. I know it says it's not very dangerous, but if you are a beginner, like Ella, and lose control, well, it might result in accidents. I want to make this story as realistic as possible, so I took in account what it says about hang gliders. That's it, I guess. Peace & Lovee (:

http:///mobydisk/hanggliding/faq.html

If any of you are interested in knowing a little more about me, check out my site! (: So here's the deal: the first page that appears for you- full of crap. Go to the page called mio & scroll down [the instructions are on the site, but just incase] until you get to the good things! Or just start bottom to top! Thanks for taking the time to visit! & You might be reading from me soon ;)

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong,

I can’t speak at all,

Or else I’m locked up,

All day long.

When I’m awake,

I’m all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren’t home.

When my mommy does come home,

I’ll try and be nice,

So maybe I’ll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie’s bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try to hide,

From his evil eyes,

I’m so afraid now,

I’m starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault,

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,

And yells at me more,

I finally get free,

And run to the door.

He’s already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me,

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues,

With more bad words spoken.

‘I’m sorry!’, I scream,

But it’s now much to late,

His face has been twisted,

Into a unimaginable shape.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops,

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless,

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

And you can help,

Sickens me to the soul,

If you read this,

And don’t pass it on.

I pray for your forgiveness,

You would have to be,

One heartless person,

Not to be affected,

By this Poem.

And because you ARE affected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do,

Is pass this on!

Please do.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be going out with them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I DON'T LIKE to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I READ MANGAS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FAN Girl so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I don't HAVE MANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be antisocial.
I have a guy best friend, so I MUST be going out with him.

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try
I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I MUST just be emo.
I like COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a redneck hick.
I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Very. There’s something trés sexy about a blind guy.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

Umm… Not really. Is that mean?

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Honestly? Who wouldn’t?

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

A-ri.

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

I laughed the first time.

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

Naw, it was kinda saddish for me. In a cute way.

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

YES. FINALLY.

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

Almost!

9. Who is your favorite character?

I’m not sure if I have one… I honestly like all of them! I like Iggy a lot, though. He’s hilarious.

10. Do you like Jeb?

I loooooveeeee him.

This comment is sarcastic, obviously.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTF" face when Max and Fang grew gills?

I was weirded out more when Angel did, honestly. I was kind of expecting the rest of them.

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Definitely. TFW is my least favorite book in the series, I think.

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

Angel sucks in FANG. I hate her. I didn’t notice their attitudes in Max much.

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Saving The World, no question. It’s hilarious.

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

No idea.

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

Hehe… not really. I will consider it now, though.

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

I was pretty convinced it was Jeb, but now I’m confused.

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Duh. They could make a band :D

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

Blech, the whole “helping the world” thing. I’m all for environment and stuff, but he just didn’t write it so it captured my attention!

20. MIGGY or FAX?

Fax, duh. Eggy for me (:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?
“She’s red-haired and way too bubbly. How can she not be memorable?” I asked. (Haha, all the books are plotting against red-heads)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? A guitar hero drumstick.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Pretty Little Liars. I’m long overdue on a House episode.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:04

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 5:05 (Haha! I’m awesome!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The birds outside and the leaves rustling. It’s quite relaxing, really.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Um… I was outside at my school. Going to see a basketball game. We won :D

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? The clock…

9. What are you wearing? My school uniform shirt and cargo shorts

10. Did you dream last night? I don’t think I dreamt last night : /

11. When did you last laugh? Today my English teacher and this scrawny kid started arm wrestling. He put this epic face on. I just remembered and almost peed myself laughing.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Windows.

13. Seen anything weird lately? …

14. What do you think of this quiz? Meh.

15. What is the last film you saw? ... Beastly. Pretty good.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? God, what wouldn’t I buy? First thing I’d buy was a house closer to my school. ‘Cause it freaking bothers me that we live so far away and I can barely go out because of this.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: There’s a lot you don’t know about me.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or
politics, what would you do? I’d definitely manage to find away to get world peace. Problems would solve themselves after that. And? I’d stop global warming. It worries me too much sometimes.

19. Do you like to dance? Meh.

20. George Bush: is not the president anymore.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Camila. It sounds beautiful in Spanish. Or Bianca, maybe.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? I have NOT a focking clue.

23. Think of a random phrase. What is it? Snap, Crackle, Pop.

24. Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 5 lines down?
Tally urged her overheating board faster. The helicopter…

25. Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? I Want To Hold Your Hand, the Beatles.

26. Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: Eh ?

27. What is the weather? Humid.

28. Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Pink platypus, duh.

29.If you could be king/queen of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?
Stop every war in the world! Then get a lot of money I get to keep after the 30 seconds are done!

30. Are you a vegetarian or meat-eater? Meat-eater. A really picky one, at that.

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Last Sunrise & Gravity by 3H reviews
Struggles w/telling the truth have kept Jake&Ness apart.Now,after the truth has unravelled about the imprint&Jake's past,they can call eachother soulmates.BUT what happens when 1 of them get kidnapped? 2seperate stories,tiny lemons,w/plot summaries.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 81 - Words: 231,082 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
For the love of Fnick! by Aleria14 reviews
The Flock know that Fang has gone, but each of them have special memories with him that cannot be forgotten. See each Flock member thinks back to a time that they had spent with Fang, and see why they miss and need him so much. Some humor.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,769 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Fang - Complete
Saving the World Through Watching? by ivyflightislistening reviews
After MAX: The Flock are chilling, when Max's Voice tells her to go back to Dr. M's, they head, only to find Jeb there with a helpful hint for saving the world. The whole group participates with varied reactions. FAX, EGGY, action. just yell fire dot org.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 274,140 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009
Beach FAXcation by Flight at Midnight reviews
Max has never liked the beach, but she's hoping that'll change with this vacation. However, since the Flock won't stop plotting for Fang to use the L-word, Max's embarrassment never ceases, and a growing threat looms over them, things aren't looking too hopeful. FAX, Pre-FANG
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,477 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Max, Fang
Christmas Morning by mickeyshouldbepink reviews
When Max fails to have the perfect Christmas night, she gets the perfect Christmas gift in the morning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Stranded by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
He had planned this all out flawlessly. We were stranded in the middle of nowhere, with no means of communication. The odds of someone passing were a gazillion to one at this point. -What oh what will Max and Fang do? Oneshot. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
A Plethora of Iggy Oneshots by Edna Baudelaire reviews
Doesn't the title explain it all? My goal is to reach 100.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Iggy
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Chocolate by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang discovers what he can do when he takes Max's chocolate hostage. Oneshot, Fax, and a bonus for anyone who can figure out how to get the chocolate back.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
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Sophomore Year reviews
"As we approached our usual spot, I saw it was already taken. By ONE guy." Max has never been interested in a boyfriend. Don't get her wrong, she dates a little. Just never anything serious. What happens when she meets Fang? But it's not just THAT easy...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,625 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Max, Fang
You're Beautiful reviews
Happens just after Max Ride 3. Very fluffy and romantic Eggy! When Max decides that they should stay in her mom's house a little while longer, Iggy & Ella's relationship develops. For the better or worse?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,150 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Iggy, Ella - Complete
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