Shining like fireworks over your sad empty town.

Hey!! My name's Natalya!! Thanks for looking at my page. Please look at stories and possibly review and I'll try to keep things really interesting.

I'm insane. You've been warned

I'm on Facebook! But I won't tell you my name because I don't want creepy people adding me.

Tumblr: Insadepudding

Twitter:Insadepudding

I really really really love Avan Jogia :) If this is true for you copy and paste to your profile :)

Pairings:

Victorious- Jade/Beck

Twilight- Jacob/Leah

Victorious- Jade/Tori

ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO TORI/BECK!!!!! THAT DISGUSTS ME!!

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

School and jail have one difference: Jail food doesn't kill you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if you still hate them, you're a mile away and you just jacked their shoes.

Terapist= The Rapist (SCARY!!)

I'm so gangsta, I carry a water gun!

I ran with scissors and lived.

When you don't get my friends and my jokes, it's not only a "you had to be there", its also a "you have to as retarded as us" (or just me...)

Team Jacob!!!!

"All that ever holds some back, I think , is fear. For a minute I had fear. (Then) I walked into the (dresing) room and shot my fear in the face."- Lady GaGa

"Disciplined be damned. It's not interesting. It's only masters that matter. Those who create."- Pablo Picaso

"I wish they would only take me as i am."- Van Gogh

"If music is the food of love, play on."- Shakespeare

"Watch your Fu# mouth!!!!"- my mom

If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

If you seeing the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are insane and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!!

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Proof of the Existence of Stupidity;

On Sears hairdryer:

Do not use while sleeping.

(Oh, but that saves so much time!)

On a bag of Fritos:

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:

Directions: Use like regular soap.

(And that would be...)

On some Swann frozen dinners:

Serving suggestion: Defrost.

(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)

Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:

Product will be hot after heating.

(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:

Do not iron clothes on body.

(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:

Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with head colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:

Warning: may cause drowsiness.

(And I'm taking this why?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:

Warning: keep out of children.

(Hmm...Something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:

For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to what? No doors?)

On a Japanese food processor:

Not to be used for the other use.

(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:

Warning: contains nuts.

(Captain Obvious strikes again)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.