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Author has written 32 stories for Gallagher Girls, Twilight, Sonny with a Chance, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Good Luck Charlie, X-overs, Misc. Plays/Musicals, Bones, Harry Potter, and Avengers. My name is McKenzie in case you're wondering, but call me Kenzie. All my friends do. Music is basically my life, so if you like the same kind feel free to PM me so we can talk about it. Hope you like my stories! My wall of awesome. PM me and we can talk and you might get on it. Twist The Faith is my other best friend in real life. :P PreppyEmoGirl is one of my super awesome reviewers, and my PM buddy. :D xx Annabella Princess xx is my superly wondeful nutter, writing buddy!!!! ^o^ Lieutenant of the BVB Army, who helps me keep the BVB Army in check. :{) foREVer TheMusicKid gives me someone to talk to about awesome, underappreciated band members. ;) BVBCookie is my go-to person to help with story ideas and complain about small towns. B) PhyscoticButLoveable is an awesome person who gives good advice about high school. O.O Dear Friend, I just had to write to tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into a glorious morning for you. But I love you. Oh, if you'd only listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of My Dad sends His love. I want you to meet Him. He cares,too. Fathers are just Your Friend, Jesus Now I sit me down is school If you aren't ashamed to do this, If you love God and you're not ashamed of him, repost this and see what he does for you tonight If you believe in the ONE AND ONLY TRUE GOD, Paste this into your profile "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today... Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is His son... Then copy and paste this into your profile If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says.. "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." If you believe in Jesus Christ copy and paste this in your profile A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? I am the girl... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime and Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. HARRY POTTER SECTION!!!!!! If you support Werewolf rights, then copy and paste this to your profile. Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowd to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin 32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion 34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 36) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous 37) I will not lick Trevor 38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 42) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet 43) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice (Kayne...) 44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring.(from the profile of 14hp1) Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. There were 3 girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..." Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. Most Epic Bands Of All Time 1. Black Veil Brides 2. Van Halen 3. Cinderella tied with Guns N' Roses 4. Falling In Reverse 5. Bon Jovi 6. Motley Crue 7. KISS 8. The Beatles 9. Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows 10. Aerosmith 11. Alice Cooper 12. Automatic Loveletter 13. Escape The Fate 14. Asking Alexandria 15. Evanescence 16. LA Guns 17. Led Zepplin 18. My Chemical Romance 19. Nirvana 20. Ozzy Osbourne 21. Pierce The Veil 22. The Ramones 23. The Pretty Reckless 24. VersaEmerge 25. Snow White's Poison Bite Quotes of Awesomeness Well, it's time to hit the hay, as they say... I just inadvertedly rhymed and that's not good. Because you know what they say about rhymers... that they're often fans of the Green Bay Packers... So, there's that. ~Andy Biersack You can call me whatever you want, but I'm still going to take it as a compliment. ~Your's Truly :) Say and do whatever you want, because those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind. ~Unknown I'm not random... I just have many thoughts. ~Unknown We should dress her up like Andy Six, give her an ax, take pictures, and post them on Youtube. *points at me* ~My Friend, Angel An apple a day keeps the doctor away if you throw it hard enough. ~Unknown Sometimes, giving up doesn't mean that you're weak, but that you're strong enough to let go. ~Unknown Yes, I am weird and, yes, I am proud of it. I also don't care what you think about me. Deal with it. ~ME Redbull gives you wings. ~My Best Friend, Corrie We are the Black Veil Brides. ~Creepy Skeleton Dude In The Music Video Of Perfect Weapon The hardest thing to do in life, is watch the person you love, love someone else in return. ~My Best Friend, Faith Don't tell me you love me, because I might do something crazy, like believe it. ~Faith So, if you wanna be like me, I highly suggest enjoying some Skippy's Super Chunk. ~Andy Biersack ...But, if I was really a lion, I wouldn't be making all the money I am today, would I? *smiles insanely attractively* ~Ringo Starr, A Midsummer Night's Dream(after his monologue) Look you, all I have to say to you is this lantern here is the moon, you see, I'm the man in the moon... this thorn brach is-my thorn branch, and this doggy woggy here is my dog, and if you laugh, I'll give you a kick in the... yeah. ~George Harrison, A Midsummer Night's Dream (after his monologue) Not a word, not a word. SHUT UP! ~John Lennon, A Midsummer Night's Dream Nah, she'll only reject me in the end and then I'll be frustrated. ~Ringo Starr, A Hard Day's Night Oh, you mean that posh bird who get's everything wrong... We like to turn the TV down and talk about her flat personality. ~George Harrison, A Hard Day's Night If I find that you lost me grandad, I'll cripple ya. ~Paul McCartney, A Hard Day's Night Ah, poor old thing. Hey, mister? Are you nursin' a broken heart? ~John Lennon, A Hard Day's Night Well, if he's your grandfather, then who knows? Hahahaha... ~Ringo Starr, A Hard Day's Night Knock it off, Paul. You can't win with this sod, after all he owns the train. Isn't that right, mister? ~John Lennon, AHDN Come on, let's go have some coffee and leave the kennel to Lassie. ~Paul McCartney, AHDN I don't know, I thought it just sounded distinguished-like. ~George Harrison, AHDN Don't worry, I'm going to get you the best lawyer greenstamps can buy. *sniff* ~John Lennon, AHDN With a trombone nose like your's, it would be unnatural if you didn't. ~Paul McCartney, AHDN Hey, any of you lot put a man in the cupboard? ~Ringo Starr, AHDN Interviewer: Tell me, how did you find America? John: Turn left at Greenland. (AHDN) Interviewer: Do you see your father often? Paul: No, actually we're just good friends. (AHDN) Interviewer: How do you like your girlfriends to dress? Ringo: Aha, ha. (AHDN) Hey, George? Will you put your John Henrey on that picture? ~Paul's Grandad, AHDN John: What's this? *picks up a piece of paper from soup* Ringo: It's a season pass, what did you think it was? John: I like a little seasoning in my soup. *puts it back* (Help!) Here's the100 Themes challenge. It is 100 oneshots about: 1. Introduction 39. Dreams Directions: 1) Put your music player on shuffle 2) For each question, press the next button to get your answer 3) YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 4) Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY Secret Crowds- Angels and Airwaves WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? And The Cradle Will Rock- Van Halen WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? I Wanna Be Sedated- The Ramones WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Set The World On Fire- Black Veil Brides (It's true, you know...) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds- The Beatles (It's actually about LSD, which is not my motto...) WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Knives and Pens- Black Veil Brides (This is probably true too...) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Nothing For Nothing- Cinderella (Contrary to popular belief, I think quite a lot.) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? The Diary Of Jane- Breaking Benjamin (Her name is actually Faith.) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Not Ready To Die- Avenged Sevenfold (Well, if they're dead, then I don't imagine I would like them very much.) WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY? I Hate Everything About You- Three Days Grace (Depends on the person asked about.) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Forever- KISS (I don't want to live forever. Preferably 80-90 years. Maybe even 100.) WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Life Is Beautiful- Sixx:AM (I have nothing to say about this one.) WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Savior- Black Veil Brides (YAY! Too bad they're divorced. :( I did get a little sister out of it though. :)) WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? For Those About To Rock- AC/DC (Probably. If my fiance doesn't like rock, there will be no wedding.) WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Roach Motel- Glamour Punks (Good to know that I'm loved.) WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Not Good Enough For Truth Or Cliche- Escape The Fate (This one doesn't even make sense...) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Jealous Guy- John Lennon (I'm actually a girl... And forever alone.) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Bewitched- Blood On The Dance Floor (Somehow, I don't find this hard to believe.) WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Strawberry Fields Forever- The Beatles (I do hate strawberries, but I love The Beatles. :)) HOW WILL YOU DIE? Just The Way You Are- Pierce The Veil cover (I don't wanna die in my PJs, but at least I would die happy. :)) WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? Paranoid- Black Sabbath (I actually am a little paranoid. Mostly because I think my brother is out to get me. -_-) WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? This War Is Ours- Escape The Fate (I mostly laugh because the other team has no chance.) WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Starlight- MUSE (Wow, I'm a little crybaby, aren't I?) WILL YOU GET MARRIED? PS. I Love You- The Beatles (Maybe I'm not forever alone! Who am I kidding?) WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Help Me- Alkaline Trio (I'm actually a very proud person, so help does scare me a little.) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? She's The Sky- Catching Your Clouds (I love Drake Christopher. :)) IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Closure- Asking Alexandria (Giving closure or having it given to me? I wonder...) WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Louder Than Thunder- The Devil Wears Prada (There are no words.) WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Girls, Girls, Girls- Motley Crue (I do happen to be a girl.) My Life Soundtrack 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Iron Man- Black Sabbath Waking Up: Twist And Shout- The Beatles (This is what I do when I wake up.) First Day At School: You're Crazy- Guns N' Roses (How true I think this is...) Falling In Love: If You Can't Hang- Sleeping With Sirens Fight Song: Down- Breathe Caroline cover (I don't understand this choice...) Breaking Up: Gone Away- The Offspring (This would be my breakup song...) Prom night: Hush- Automatic Loveletter Life: Stupify- Disturbed (This song is about suicide. 0.o) Mental Breakdown: Tears Don't Fall- Bullet For My Valentine (If I'm having a mental breakdown, they are.) Driving: A Thousand Years- Christina Perri Flashback: Everybody's Fool- Evanescence (Based on my song choices thus far, I agree.) Getting back together: November Rain- Guns N' Roses (This is a fantastic song for this part. In the end, the girl dies. Greeeeeeeaaaaaaat.) Wedding: I Need You- The Beatles Birth of Child: Vermillion- Slipknot (There are no words for this.) Final Battle: Follow Me- Glamour Punks (Why me?!) Funeral Song: Liar- Taking Back Sunday (Is it not my funeral? Am I not dead?) Final Credits: A Candlelit Dinner With Inamorta- Asking Alexandria (Sure, why not?) Awhile ago (I don't know where or when), a twelve year old was approached by a man with a gun who told him to deny Jesus Christ or die. The child did not, and was killed. If you would rather die than deny the Lord, post this on your profile and add your name to the list: The Demented Leprechaun, Akatsuki Child, McKenzie8463 Various Characters and Clothes My Pain Of Heart and Their Tour Bus http:///my_pain_heart/collection?id=1067987 The Forgotten Dreams http:///forgotten_dreams/collection?id=1067978 CONGRATZ! You have reached the end of my profile! I am so happy for you! Now read my stories! |
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