Author has written 31 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Misc. Books. I see you have come to my profile. You poor confused soul. take me at my word unless of course you believe that i'm a fat old man stuck in his chair who gets out of breath making it up the stairs, i'm not. I'm a twisted sadistic author. Ello, Loves... I'm sorry I haven't been updating. I have been writing I am A writing my novel which you will have to wait and see about or B posting them on my DA. I'm going to apologize about my grammar/spelling again because people use it to troll... If you don't like it, don't read it, the end. I write to get the chaos out of my head not for your personal opinion. That's right, i don't care *le gasp* Mostly i'm spending the largest percent of my time on being a nerd so I can get into Princeton and working on my novel. They good novel not the crappy romance shit i write because lecherous humans love to devour the shit. Also if my plots make strange and unexpected turns and you dont like how they end well... Thats just not my problem, I can't stand it when stories follow the typical story line, i realize things that happen in my works are RANDOM AS HELL and that's how i like them (and guess who writes them, well that would be me now wouldn't it). We don't need anymore boy meets girl and they fall in love stuff... I like (to write and sometimes read) character death, violence, rape, yaoi, s&m, cutting, so on almost all my works are rated mature be warned My Motto: its your life fuck it up as you wish, because you get to put it all back together I am working on a novel called Dragon Princesssss... it's a machiavellian anti-transcendentalistish novel:) Warningss- important information for life... The cadavers bite... Love hurts but its worth it... Friends are forever... boys are whatever Music is a communication that transcends languages... Be yourself, because if youre someone else their better at being them than you are... Sing... even when you want to cry... Always remember to look at the sky... Always dream... no matter how many times things go wrong... If you're at the bottom it can't get any worse... Dance in the rain... Love the thunder... if animals could talk we'd all be screwed... Just because i am poking the blood doesn't mean i killed the man... I'll reserve a room in the asylum for you all :)... Depend on nothing but yourself to get through everything... People Lie... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... if you think ur ugly you're looking at it wrong... Lazy has no rewards... Cheaters are lazy asses who cant get by on their own... It's not the win that makes you a champion its the hours days and months that went into training... When you're not practicing remember that someone is and when you met them they will beat you... Tough love is true love... Either you will conform or the world will... Someone should tell those homophobes that they are so gay... (shortyredd17) if you want to see more of me you can find me on youtube... akaemogossips or MeMyselvesandPharaoh... theres only like three things... i'm straight i like yaoi OHEMGE jkjk i dont care if ur gay or lez or straight just BE i really dont care what you are as long as thats what you are and if you dont like me leave me be I've never had a boyfriend, and i don't like the beatles. Those 2 phrases always make everyone flip so ima get it over with... My Sound Track for my life. You can do this too! Put an iPod, or anything that has music, on shuffle and see which songs are selected for your soundtrack! (Be warned my iPod is bipolar and more than a little bitchy) Opening Credits: I write sins not tragedies (PATD) - hahaha perfect warning Waking Up: Set the World on Fire (Black Veil Brides) hahaha way to amp it up for the dayyy First Day Of School: Live like you were dying (Tim Mcgraw) Falling In Love: The burial (Story of the year) ... Thats concerning Fighting: As the world falls down (David Bowie) Breaking Up: Spring Nicht (tokio Hotel) OH thats promising for my sanity Driving: Your Sweet 666 (HIM) welll thennn Flashback: Love songs: they kill me (Cinema Bizarre) - How twistedly fitting Mental Breakdown: Welcome to Mystery (Plain White T's) LMFAO Getting Back Together: Strange (TH and Kerli) Prom Night: Dogs Unleashed (tokio Hotel) Oh HELLL YES Wedding: Since you've been gone (Theory of a Deadman) Oh hell... Birth Of Child: Miss Murder (afi) oh that poooor child Final Battle: Children Surrender (Black veil Brides) Death Scene: Last Kiss (pearl Jam) OH THOSE EVIL CARS... poor hubby Funeral: Breaking Inside (Shine Down) well then End Credits: Human (the killers) nice choice iPod 70% of girls would cry if justin Beiber died copy and paste if you're sitting in a cell with you're best friend :) My favorite YuGiOh couples.. AtemxYugi... MalikxMarik... RyuxBakura... AnzuxJounochi... BakuraxAtem... MarikxBakura(this does scare me just a little)... Preist SetoxKisara... RyuxYugi... MaixHonda... MaixSeto... ShizukaxHonda... RyoxYugi Tokio Hotel is officialy my favorite band! Tom Kaulitz is so HOT! but Bill is HOTTER! Tokio Hotel is such an awesome band, i love german, and their music is so cool! Go Billa!! 1. Real TH fans know more songs than Monsoon. XXXPUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A REAL TH FANXXX God wanted Tom to be the hottest guy on earth But then...Bill was born. Copy this on your channel if you're a TH fan I love Bill's cute front teeth. 1. G: orgeous! 1. T: otally hot! 1. B: estest sexiest talented singer! 1. G: reat! I Pledge Allegiance, To Tokio Hotel of Germany. You say pink, I say black. God had a perfect plan, he wanted TOM to be the most beautiful guy in the world...his plan was a success for 10 minutes but then FAILED when BILL KAULITZ was born! ~Sexy Hips~ YOU KNOW U R OBSESSED WITH TOKIO HOTEL WHEN... (mine are underlined) Ŧ TOKIO HOTEL: It takes a minute to like their looks. It takes a song to like their music. It takes an hour to fall in love with them. It takes a day to become obsessed with them. But it takes a lifetime to forget them. ...tokiohotelt. ...tokioh... ... God made Coke, God made Pepsi God made Coke, God made Pepsi God made Coke, God made Pepsi God made Coke, God made Pepsi (im pretty sure that Humans made pepsi but ya knowww) TH FANS FIGHT FOR THEM AGAINST HATERS AND MAKE TH EVEN MORE POPULAR SO THEY CAN BECOME A LEGENDARY GROUP! PASTE THIS ON YOUR CHANNEL IF YOU AGREE! TH FANS STICK TOGETHER FOREVER! I pledge allegiance to the music, of sexy Germans of Tokio Hotel. █████████████100 Percent Tokio Hotel Fan █████████████100 Percent Bill Kaulitz Lover █████████████100 Percent Tom Kaulitz Lover █████████████100 Percent Georg Listing Lover █████████████100 Percent Gustav Schäfer Lover I "post if you say "AWW fack!" not "ohh fuck!" thanks to Bills amazing accent! and real fans know how to pronounce this! OKAY just because im nice i'll stop going on about how amazing they are even though in my head the list is still going! Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you? A Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Friend: Will help me learn to drive Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Friend: Will bail me out of jail Friend: Will go to a concert with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Friend: Asks me for my number Friend: Hides me from the cops Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Friends: Fade Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.! Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you! However the roses are wilting the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head. Today you called me ugly. Today you said good-morning. Today you asked, "How dare you?" Today I sat in my bedroom. Nobody ever wanted me Today my sadness left me. Today I'm sleeping peacefully. Today I watched the Earth. I know that you don't miss me. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, halfdemongirl92, Black-Dranzer-1119, Sabaku no Koneko, YuTa-chan, Cute Peppermint, VampyricDemonHobo, Alexisbillskleinerandroid, XoX !I WANT CHILD ABUSE TO STOP!XoX My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you want child abuse to stop copy and paste this to your profile then add your name to this list: Narutofang91, Alex is Bills Kleiner Android Near to the door he paused to stand as he took his class ring off her hand' all who were watching did not speak as a silent tear ran down his cheek and through his mind the memories ran of the moments they walked and ran in the sand hand in hand But now her eyes are so terrible cold he would never again have her to hold they watched in silence as he bent near and wispered 'i love you' in her ear he touched her face and started to cry put on his ring and wanted to die just then the wind began to blow as they lowered her casket into the snow this is what happens to man alive when friends let friends drink and drive post this if you believe in Safety and driving Sober If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so bored you just sat in the computer chair staring at your computer copy this into your profile. Quotes I love Freshman girl oh so shy sits and watches the sophomore guy, sophomore guy head in a whirl sits and watches the jr. girl jr. girl in her red sedan sits and admires the senior man, senior man all hot and wild secretly loves the freshman child. If i had to choose between breathing and loving you, i would use my last breath to say I love you. Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow. Sometimes you just need someone to tell you they don't want you to die (Collette) I'm so scared you won't come back that it makes me sick (Alex) I built a wall not to keep anyone out but to see who cared enough to climb over Disco time is over it's no fun to dance alone - Bill Kaulitz -==-=--=-=-=-(me and mah friendsss)==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= You've got this wrong, The world conforms to Alex not the other way around - Angela --next-- "You've got to look at this logically"-Alex "A PREGNANT ELEVEN YEAR OLD?!" - Angela --next-- "Where would you be if you hadn't met me?" - Alex "Well i certaintly wouldn't be in the kitchen at 2am dancing with a corndog singing 'Rain'."- Rachel --next-- "What is the spongy substance that supports a fetus?" -Quiz Bowl coach "Ew." -Varsity Quizbowl member --Next-- "What're some more retarded quotes by us?" -Alex "Every thing we say!" -Aaquil --next-- "Its getting raunchy in here" -Alex "SHUT UP YOU CROTCHETY OLD FOOL!" -Aaquil --next-- "I will Kill you!" -All of us --next-- Looks at Aaquil* "HOLY CRAP WHY IS AAQUIL BLUE?" - Alex "WHAT! WHAT HAPPENED?!"- Aaquil "Those colors don't make blue!" -Rachel --Next-- "Collette and i are going to take over the world!" - Alex "I want a city!" - Angela "NO CITY FOR YOU!" -Alex --Next-- "I told Angela she couldn't have a city" -Alex "GOOD! we'd have to nuec it. Everyone would be dating everyone and there would be suicide and murder..."- Aaquil --NEXT-- "I'm as straight as a square!"- Rachel "Honey..."- Alex "Wait a minute?!" - Rachel "So your bi?"- Aaquil --next-- "You don't shop for food at a restaurant, Alex." - Aaquil. "I'm especially retarded for a smart person okay!" -Alex --next-- "Well wouldn't that be awkward: o look its anancient egyptian, older, sexier, smarter version of me." -Alex --next-- "KAIBA IS WITH KISARA NOT ISIS! AND YOU JUST CANT DO THAT!" -Alex "I have no idea what she's talking about." - aaquil. "I am a pokemon person myself." -Rachel --next-- "Anime characters loose alotof blood to!" -Aaquil --next-- "I'm going upstairs to get married!" -Alex "PHAM IS IN MY HOUSE?" - Aquil "I MEANT to go use the bathroom..." "Cuz i also have the preist in my bathroom." "totally and the court justice." "Cuz you definitely need the town fool to get married." "I said justice not jester!" --next-- "Are you going downstairs or upstairs to get married?"-Aaquil "GO TO HELL!" - Alex "To late." -Aaquil "FINE THEN GO MARRY DAN!" -Alex (...) - Aaquil ..."I thinks thats worse" - Alex "YES!" -Aaquil (slams door) -Alex --next-- "THIS IS THE HAPPIEST THING EVER!" -rachel "Except when i almost died at camp!" -Alex "You looked so happy!" -Rachel "I ALMOST DIED!" -Alex "You looked like an angel!" -Rachel --Next-- "IM TELEPATHICALLY LINKED TO HIM!" -rachel "I THOUGHT YOU WERE LINKED TO ME YOU ARE ABANDONING ME!" -Alex "I HAVE LINKS ALL OVER THE WORLD!" -rachel --Next-- "Tamesis throws Aiden out the window" -Alex "What story window is it?"- James "Second and it was closed" - Alex "Thats always better" - James "Ofcourse he's a faery so he will be okay" - Alex "Do you often write about Faeries being thrown out windows?" - James List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Ryou 2. Yugi 3. Malik 4. Akeifa 5. Yami Yugi 6. Seto 7. Yami Bakura 8. Yami Marik 9. Atem 10. Muhado 11. Kisara 12. Isis/Ishizu Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? SetoxKisara, YEPS, welll... it was Preist Seto and Kisara but who cares Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Oh hot damn, Theif King of Egypt, SMEXY,SMEXY,SMEXY, *mind fuck* What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? If Isis got Yami Marik... pregnant... *brain goes Kaplewey* Can you recall any fics about Nine? Atem, well YA! He's only the king of egypt Would Two and Six make a good couple? Yugi and Seto, i guess maybe in a Those hwo always wanna kill each other end up together way but i like yugi is so sweet and seto well... Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Oh hell that ones hard... Yami and Atem or Muhado... well im a giant narcissist fan but Muhado was his loyal servant... 3some?! What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Bakura... (oh jeeze) Yugi and Isis... well itd have to be Ishizu... and well... Bakura would prob take pics for black mail... thats so *eyetwitch* Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. MarikxMuhado... (is this possible) Ying and Yang... Somehow the kings right hand fell in love with the kings demented protector. Duty clashes with love and death comes on swift wings... Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? um... Deathshipping, its not fluffy... i mean, there is i think... but i dont find it fluffyy Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. HELL FIRE SAVE THE MATCHES... JKJKJK... uhmmmm... Lost and Broken Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet? yessssss Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Um... no... shes cool but... no Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Yugi, Akeifa, Yami... I can see it If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? This is hard... Alein, Normalerweise, Screaming, Sound of Madness If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Pedofilia, Alcohol, Violence, When was the last time you read a fic about Five? A few days ago... "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). " (So Ryo and 'kura were in a happy relationship before Atem ran away with Akeifa, then Ryo had a one-night stand with Kisara and an unhappy affair with Isis, and then follows the wise advice of Yami and finds true love with Malik. *twitch Twitch* What title would you give this fic? Angstshipping... Not So Innocent How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? PSYCHOSHIPPING... feelings of mild terror but mostly *much fan girlish squeeing and yelping* Alex likesssssss SOME OF MY POETRY Addiction (to tokio hotel) Man that drug is wack it's catching on like a fever on crack Taking control it's in our blood its so great it's a habit no one can break an adiction miasmic so lost and feeling fantastic feel it in your heart racing like a horse feel like life is about to start can't you feel it already i need it how did i get hooked so fast one moment i'm clean the next i crashed no needle no powder this addiction i cant get over do i want to? i think not its so wonderful so crazy and it feels so amazing electricity and longing this high has a crash but the high it lasts but the crash it burns it hurts worse than any other need it leaves you on your knees but you love it you need it you seek it a drive for this high you will do anything get down on your knees and beg or scream until your throat bled its like blindly being led but your don't care that your heart could tare or maybe it has but this addiction this need darling it makes you feel free I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bed room for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it |
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