This Can't Be Happening

Prologue

Tokio Hotel and a few select workers sat on the bus. They were waiting for a group from the town they were visiting. They had received a request for a small concert and an invitation for the boys to stay for a vacation. The town was small and secluded by mountains all around. They could play the concert then take a nice peaceful break here. The people here were even providing security stating that not only did the security need a vacation themselves but that they weren't used to such things as wolf attacks.

Bill put down the book he had been reading. He went to look out the window. The town he saw was strange. It was a circle. It started in the middle with businesses. The next ring was basic suburbia. Then the houses and buildings grew larger. Bill knew from the map he had that the largest building that completed the circle was a school for the kids of the families that lived in the mansions.

"I wonder what it's like to live here?" Bill said staring at the town.

"Boring!" Tom said.

"I don't know…" Bill said.

"It reminds me of home!"

"We didn't have mansions," Bill reminded Tom.

"True that!" That was when there was a knocking on the door and Gustav opened it. Everyone in the van stepped out even the crew.

"Hey guys I'm Spirit, and I am the welcome party! I have to give you some rules and show you around!" Everyone was focused on the girl. She was about 5'1, Black hair, hazel eyes, and lots of freckles.

"Hey Spirit, I'm Bill and these freaks are Tom, Gustav, and Georg!" he pointed to each in turn. She grinned.

"I know! Okay so the first thing is your guards!" Her hand drew every ones attention to 4 huge dudes or 2 huge dudes, 1 large dude, and one GIANT dude.

"Woah," Gustav gasped looking up at the tallest guy. He cleared seven foot.

"Okay Bill this is James he is your guard!" Spirit pointed to the giant. Bill looked at him. He was good looking in a classic way. His face was strong. His hair was full of red and gold but it was long like a girls' and pulled into a ponytail so the curls were corralled. His skin was tanned heavily which showed because as chilly as it was he was shirtless. He had a tattoo of a wolf which made it look like it was going for the kill on his throat. As he moved to shake hands with Bill muscles rippled under his skin.

"Kyle here," she pointed to a gig guy who looked small next to James. The twins were sure every one even them would look small next to James. His hair was jet black and just long enough so blow wildly around his strong featured face. His skin was extremely pale and his eyes were brilliantly blue. He had a tiger tattooed to look like it was ripping his arm open, "is with Tom."

"And Gustav you're with Kaden." This guy was tall but whip chord thin. He looked half black and had a blood red Mohawk. He had a tattoo of a choral snake wound around his neck. Bill looked into the guys eyes

"Georg is with Raul," she pointed to the smallest boy. He too was good looking. He had dark blonde hair and tan skin. Bill looked for an animal tattoo and found it. The guy had a marmoset tattooed on his temple.

"What's with the animal tattoo?" Bill had to ask.

"It's a tradition. All the important families," Spirit gestured towards the mansions, "have an animal, like a family symbol and we have to have a representation of it with us always!" All the guys looked at Spirit and sure enough she had a Raven tattooed on her wrist. "Tattoos aren't necessary but they are easier than always having something, James' sister for instance has a wolf belt buckle."

"Okay…" Bill said wondering at the strange custom.

'I wonder if the girls are as good looking as the guys…' Bill could hear Tom thinking. Bill watched as James smirked mysteriously. Bill was studying the people in front of him, they reminded him of the animals they sported.

"Rule number one," Spirit spoke, "The only rule really. Do not ever go anywhere without your guards. There is a very distinct possibility you will end up dead. To make sure of this you are each staying with the family of your guard."

"Dead?" Tom asked. It was hard to believe anything dire from the girl in front of them.

"Very dead," James said his eyes hard. Bill looked up at him and realized the guy had amazing green eyes.

"We should head down," said a guy who had not been introduced. Bill guessed him to be there to show the crew around.

"Yes, lets go!" Spirit said and they piled into the bus. "Would you like to meet people, get a tour, or see your housing first?"

"Meet people," Tom said excitedly. Everyone in TH new he meant girls but they were glad to meet anybody new. The un-introduced guy, as Bill had suspected, stayed with the crew. Spirit and the guards stepped out of the car and onto the street. Bill could tell they were in a richer part of town. He looked at the place in front of him. It looked some what like a bar or a club. They stepped inside. Bill took a look around. The girls were indeed as good looking as the guys. He saw something dark on the floor and he looked at it closer. His heart sped up as he realized what the substance was, Blood. A waitress was quickly mopping it up.

"Is this the greeting you give our guests little sister?" James said and a girl sitting on a stool getting a quick medical check from a blonde dude looked up. Bill was instantly captivated by her. Her eyes were dark pools in her impossibly pale face. Her face was sharply angled and her hair was in a pony tail it looked black from here. Her pants were fitted like skinny jeans and black. Her blood red silk oxford shirt was the same color as her lips and the bow in her hair. Her eyelashes reached her brow bone and her eyeliner spread away from her face.

"It's not my fault Binicula didn't like me!" She said jumping down from her stool. She dipped slightly as her left leg didn't take her weight but righted instantly and padded toward the visitors. Bill was just staring at her. She was perfect but as he saw her every part of him told him she was a vampire. He told himself it was obscured as he watched the light play on her belt buckle and her gothic style antiqued silver choker.

"Binicula?" Tom asked.

"Vampire Bunny, harmless freak!" another girl spoke. That was when the group realized they had the attention of every person in the place. It was Tom's turn to stare. He had seen good looking women but never so many in one place. Every girl in the place was gorgeous, even the two small blondes who sat together by the counter. They had a more childish look, younger and more slender than the full throttle beauty of the wolf girl and the black haired girl who had just spoken. Tom looked at her. She had inky black hair that fell down her back. Her skin was tan and her eyes were bright blue. She wore a deep blue tank top that showed her tiger tattoo made to look like it was twined around her arm. Her jeans were tiger striped black and white and she had heavy black boots on.

"He didn't like me!" Alex pouted and hugged her brother. Bill looked at the pair. Alex, as tall as she was, was swallowed up by her brother he made her look small and delicate.

"I'm on business," James pushed Alex away lightly like he was afraid to break her. She stuck her tongue out at him and ran over to the blonde haired boy.

"Well," Spirit said, "the girl with the theatrics is Alex, that blonde guy is Shin, The black haired girl is Casey, Short blond chick is Allie, shorter blonde chick is Noelle, The girl with blue hair is Asha, the girl in Zombie makeup is Collette, that short guy is Kiro, the girl next to him is Raven, Strify is sitting on the Jukebox, Romeo is the guy Collette is sitting on, and Yu is… coming out of the bathroom!" Spirit gave him the quick and dirty on the who and who. The boys nodded and went to sit down, but their respective bodyguards grabbed hold of their arms, the four looked at the superbly tall guards and raised eyebrows. Spirit took care of their questions though, she bounded in front of them.

"Sorry, can't let you interact with the town's people right now, too disturbing!" she said cheerfully.

"We bite…" Alex said playfully. James gave her a glare. The boys shrugged and let themselves be walked out, Spirit following along behind. They failed to notice the many pairs of strangely glowing eyes on their backs. Once they were back on the bus they were taken round the town and shown what was where and then on to the houses they were to be staying at.

Bill looked at the house James had opened the door to. It wasn't really a house, it was a mansion, but still, it didn't really matter did it? People lived in it… Anyway, he looked up at the mansion. It was in a gothic style. Most people would say it looked creepy but Bill actually liked it. He heard James clear his throat and looked back down, the very large man was smirking and gesturing towards the inside,.

"You can gape at it more from here." He chuckled. Bill blushed and walked in, doing exactly as James had said he would, the fucking thing was HUGE. The floors were all done in deep mahogany. It was fancy all of it was ornate; the furniture and the wall moldings especially. The walls were the color of blood. Bill looked at the carvings he saw that they were wolves in hunts and many other such things… these people were a bit obsessive with their culture Bill thought. It was scary but beautiful. Some how there was a nature like feel to it all.

"Here is my bedroom," James said. It was right at the top of the giant stair case. "Yours is there!" Bill stepped into tossing his bags down. It was beautiful. The floor was the same wood as the rest but the wall was painted like a forest and the whole room could let you get lost in it.

"It's beautiful," Bill said.

"My cousin had good taste…"

"Had?"

"Us wolves are thrill seekers… Just don't go anywhere without me… not all of my siblings are as friendly as Alex."

Georg was almost equally impressed with the one he was staying at, the man he was being guarded by pushed him in a little further and shut the door. He stretched and took Georg's bags, "You can stay in the bedroom next to me." He stated, going to the staircase and walking up it.

Georg followed and soon they came to the hall that had to hold the bed rooms. Georg wondered slightly at the ceilings… they looked like tree branches. He liked the house though it was open and there were a lot of plants. Georg looked into his bedroom, it was built in the same style, like a jungle and a loft bed. He didn't really want to climb up the ladder but it was a sweet room.

Raul grinned suddenly, "So… wanna play Wii? Bet I can kick your ass."

Georg smirked, he was a legend with the Wii, "That's what you think." He said, the two men walked to the game room.

Gustav sighed, following Kaden to his room. It was on the ground floor, next to the weight room and the kitchen, two of his favorite places.

Kaden was telling him which rooms he could enter, which he needed to stay out of for fear of his life. And what he could do, which was not very much, there was a lot of places that were off limits but they weight room and the kitchen were safe. Gustav was pretty sure he would need Kaden anyway the house was a blast of color… it was so easy to get lost in the waves of colored patterns.

He was grateful to not have to spend the entire vacation with the rest of his band mates. They were great friends and all, but some company got old after more than three years on the road with each other. Especially when one of those friends hooked up with every pair of legs in at least a five mile radius…

Tom looked at the mansion in front of him, and then shrugged. He had never seen anything like it before, but it was just a big house… unless it had lots more gorgeous women in it… Kyle motioned for him to follow and Tom shouldered his guitar case and walked behind the man. They entered the house and Tom looked around to find that nearly everything was a cool green, tan, or white and black color. Like the colors one would find in a forest, maybe. Kyle gestured to the living room and told him what all resided in there, then he walked around the whole circumference of the bottom floor, pointing out things Tom would need to know during his stay. When they were done with that Kyle showed him his room, which Tom was grateful for, because lugging around all of his suitcases was becoming increasingly annoying.

"I'll put you next to the stairs, I'm down the hall and to the left, last door on the hall, trust me, you wouldn't miss it if you tried. My sister is down this hall, but I'm not sure I am going to tell you where her door is, she would kill me." He shrugged. Tom nodded and dropped his things off inside the room.

"So," he started, delving his hands in his pockets, "anything fun to do around here?" he asked. Kyle nodded.

"Yeah, a lot of us guys get together and play ball at least five times a week, we should have a game tonight, I'll have to check with James."

Tom smiled, "Sounds like fun."

Alex hugged Shin, her arms winding around his torso possessively. He dipped his head and captured her lips in his, they were leaning against the wall in the bar, concealed, or so they thought.

A chorus of whistles greeted their ears and shouts of, "Dayum!" "Get that ass Shin!" and, "Get that shit outta here Alex we need to use our eyes!" filtered through the air. They merely flipped the place off and then disconnected. They stared at each other for a few more seconds before Alex groaned, she put on an apologetic face and Shin smiled.

"Gotta go check in with your father?" he asked.

Alex nodded, "He has the whole pack gather around twilight for the evening. I think he wants to show off," She said.

Shin shrugged, "Go on, wouldn't want you in trouble now would I?" he joked.

Alex smiled and pecked his lips before rushing off. Once she was gone another being materialized into existence beside him, Shin looked at it and smiled suggestively, "Come on, let's go see something." He stated, seeming casual to the eyes around them. He and the person he was talking to walked out of the club and turned a corner, going around back.

"Now, how have you been?" he asked, leaning the figure up against the wall and wrapping his hands around their hips. The person pouted.

"Better if you would dump her and come to me." It said.

Shin planted a kiss on its lips, silencing it for a few seconds… or longer as it threaded hands through his hair and they ground against each other on the brick wall.

They disconnected and Shin smiled, "I shall, soon, I think she'll give me what I want in a little while… wait my love, we shall be joined soon." He stated.

He dipped his hand into the other figures jeans, "Come on, let's finish this at my house, hmm?" he suggested.

AUTHORESS NOTE

this is my surprise project! YAY

i hope you all like it

It was co authored by MistressFang!

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