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"Gunther, would you shut up for one minute and let me think, God damn it…" Delilah cursed as she paced around the room, hands running through her hair, frantic.

His lips pursed and he patiently sat down, awaiting her response with excitement and fear in his eyes.

She stopped, and looked at him, groaning. "What will it be like."

He smiled. "Very traditional, of course."

"Yes, but when you say traditional, I think strange and against my religion… no offense."

He shrugged. "Yes, well. You saying 'God damn it,' is definitely against your religion since you do not have a religion at all."

"Atheism is a belief, still. So technically, it's a religion," she mumbled, plopping on one of the couches.

He cocked his head, almost pleading. "Delilah, think about it."

"What the hell do you think I'm doing, damn it... shit…" She kicked the couch leg with her heel, moaning some more. "Why do we have to do this anyway."

"I want to let the world and my God know that you belong to me. And I belong to you," Gunther said with a confident voice, sitting up straight in a matter-of-fact manner.

Delilah blinked a couple times, and sighed. "Damn… Why do you have to be so... so..."

"Charming? Handsome? Glittery?"

"Annoying."

Gunther's smile faded and his lips quivered. "So... I take it as a no…?"

She looked at him, a blank stare on her face. "If you weren't annoying, you wouldn't be you. And… I love you. Annoying, charming, handsome, glittery Gunther," She chuckled, and walked over to him, kissing his ever sweet lips.

"You'll take it as a hell yes."

Author's Note:

Feel free to kill me and send hate reviews and all that. Sorry that it was so short and so… nyeah. I'm a little rusty, so. :P

But I /am/ thinking of a sequel.

If you want a little preview of what insanity is going on in my head, listen to "Hey There Delilah" by the Plain White Tees (Tees, T's?). I feel… inspired by that. Actually, that was the song that inspired me to have Delilah's name to be what it is.

Everything else that suited her personality and whatnot just came out of coincidence and/or followed suit. xD;

Besides, I'm slowly trying to get back into the world of writing. Mainly because I need to finish up my Hetalia one shots and finish/release my SpainxRomanoxPhilippines family/sort of incestuous but not really considering they aren't related by blood or country romance story.

And if you're disgusted by incest…

Well. IRL, I am too.

But ANIME MAKES IT WORK, BITCH. :C

xD;

For instance. Itacest.

Germacest (Germancest? Gercest? Nyeah, something that involves GermanyxPrussia).

AmeriCan. (Isn't that /technically/ incest… no wait, they were adopted. But then again, they /are/ on the same continent…)

USUK (See it as you will, Father and Son, Mother and Son *coughprobablythatonecough*, Brother and Brother… xD;).

Yukio and Rin Okumura from Blue Exorcist.

And I /just/ realized that the pairings I listed are all yaoi pairings..

I thought I gave up on yaoi a long time ago… _ _ ||

Verdammt.

Oh well. :P Don't tell my friend Felicia it's a guilty pleasure of mine, she'll barrage me with teasing of me being reborn into the world of Yaoi.

…

I think it all started with Shizaya.

Seriously. Those two are meant. To. Be.

In Heaven, Hell (probably Hell) or wherever they end up when they kill each other at last.