Sorry I haven't been on in awhile. New book came out. We all usually lie low for that. Hope you liked Nevermore.
Onto my questions!
Anna Ride's Questions:
Aw. Fangles! Why not play truth or dare with me?
You scare me.
It's be fun! And wouldn't you enjoy an excuse to stick your tongue down Max's throat for ten minutes?
Hmmm….
Hehe. Yeah, no. I wouldn't dare you to do that. YOU DO IT ENOUGH ANYWAY!
):
Not that I care much. (GO FAX! MYLAN CAN GO DIE IN A DITCH!)
YES! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!
*Cough, cough.* I kind of maimed Dylan...with a bomb...*Cough, cough.* Sadly, he didn't die...
I feel you. Max won't let me kill him either.
M: It'd be wrong!
Sure…. Whatever you say, honey.
ANYWAYS...What's your favorite memory?
Make-out in the desert with Max.
Favorite food?
Steak.
Favorite ice cream?
Mint chip.
Favorite way to maim, torture, and kill Dylan?
Too many to list. I can't decide. OH! That reminds me of a great song! It's called I Can't Decide by the Scissor Sisters and reflects my feelings about Dylan.
Favorite couple in MR? (Haha, I already know the answer. It's my favorite, too! FAXNESS FTW!)
Fax FOREVER!
Favorite quote?
" 'But I don't want to go among the mad people!'
'Oh, you can't help that! We're all mad here.' "
-Alice in Wonderland
OR
"Sometimes, being special sucks."
-GLee
Do you think Max is hot?
Duh.
M: Pig!
But I'm your pig.
Did you know that Fluffy Bunnies Are So Cute thinks I'm Max's human reincarnation, and I think she's nuts? (Psh, no mere mortal can be that awesome.)
….?
Can you put Iggy on?
I: Yo.
Hey!
I: I CAN SAY "YO" IF I SO DESIRE, FANG!
So, Iggy...Lupo wants to say hi! (Lupo: _ Save me from this nut.)
I: Who are you?
She's moody because you don't know who she is...hehe. SHE'S PRETTY, THOUGH! :D (Lupo: *Facepalm.* Please, Fang, Max, Iggy, SOMEONE, get me away from her. She's insane. Bring me back to MPHknows!)
I: 'Kay…. I'll just stay in my own MR universe….
I'm insulted now. BYE, FANG! DIE, DYLAN! YOU'RE ALL WICKEDLY AWESOME!
Thanks….?
MPHknows' Questions:
Did I submit questions last time?
Dunno.
My memory is horrid, so if I ever accidentally ask a question I've asked before, just answer it.
Sure. Why not?
Oh, and, Ella?
E: Hello!
See?! SHE doesn't steal my line… IGGY!
I: I CAN TOO SAY "YO"
Flock: No, it's really Fang's thing.
I: :P
You no end up with Iggy...
E and I: What?!
Iggy is Lupo's
E: WO THE FRUIT IS LUPO?!
You end up with Xavior!
E: What?!
Xavior is Aidan's older brother.
E: HE COULD BE THE BLOODY PRINCE OF WALES, I'M KEEPING IGGY!
I: MPHknows…. I'm scared.
You remember me telling you about Aidan, right, Fang?
Oh, no. I'm staying out of this one.
Yeah... And Maya ends up with Weston, Aidan's younger brother.
Flock: DISGUSTING!
And Dylan ends up with a full human girl, Kathleen.
Flock: THAT'S DISGUSTINGER!
That's not a word!
Well, in one of Anna Ride's stories, she's an experiment, but... *shrug*
Alrighty, then?
Oh, and if I'm going to mention all those peeps, I'll mention more just because I like reading your reaction.
Yay, me.
Fang, your parent's names are Nancy and Acanthus Venom.
NANCY?!
And you have a little sister named Artiglio.
Next, you tell me I have a brother named Peninsula. Why didn't ya just call her Archipelago?
She ends up with Gazzy...
GAZZY!
And he gets her pregnant at sixteen :D
GAZZY!
Then you try to kill him...
NO CHIZ!
So all three Aze brothers (Xavior, Aidan, and Weston) have to hold you down.
GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!
Max threatens to shoot you with a tranq. dart.
HEY?!
M: Go other me!
Am I getting annoying?
YES!
Do I ask that question every time?
The answer never changes!
Whatever...
Dear Lord….
Oh, and Ben & Jerry's is nothing compared to Blue Bell.
Doubt it.
Aw... that just reminded me I didn't get ice cream tonight...
Poor MPH. Such a hard life.
Fang, are you a chocoholic?
Sure, why not?
I think you're a chocoholic, even if Max is the one that likes chocochip cookies.
M: I do!
And did you know that a lot of people from fanfiction bulldoze over you (expression) even if they claim they don't.
Huh?
You're always the one that messes up! It's never Max!
I do mess up a lot….
It makes me angry...
You can borrow Anna Ride's "the rapist"
Well, that's all I've got for now.
Phew.
Bye bye!
Bye.
Forever Your Shipping Fanfic Author, MPHknows
Thanks….?
P.S. Shipping means to take a relationship from a book or movie and tell people or write about it...
I'm 2% bird, not birdbrain!
M: Sometimes, I wonder….
You're supposed to love me!
M: You know I do….
Fang will be back after his tongue rejoins the world.
Fax is forever's Questions:
'Ello Fangles. You can thank Anna Ride for me. . Anywho I have a message for each if the flock.
….
Max: If Dylan were to die a slow painful death, right now, what would you do first?
M: Laugh.
Fang: If Max were to slip into a coma for 15 years would you wait for her?
No chiz, Sherlock.
Iggy: If you had to choose between your sight and an atomic bomb what would it be?
I: Sight.
Gazzy: If you had to be forced to be an animal what would it be?
G: Owl.
Angel: (Btw I think your misunderstood not evil) if you had to lose a power what would it be?
A: My shape-shifting power, since it's mysteriously disappeared!
Total(You are flock too!): I feel that your misunderstood. If you could become human, would you? Note you would still have wings and your super jump power!
T: FINALLY! SOMEONE APPRECIATES THE DOG! And no. Humans are stupid. Max, can I keep her?
M: NO!
T: Please? *gives bambi eyes*
M: Fine!
*sniggers*
M: Who let whom have the freaking dog in the first place?
*cough* Point taken.
That's all! Byyyyeeee!
See ya.
.I' 's Question:
Hey, Fang, are do you have the One Direction INfection or Beiber Fever?
ACK.
OmegaStarShooter14's Questions:
F: Does it bother you when people call you emo? I don't think your emo, anyway!
YES, IT DOES BOTHER ME!
M: If you had to choose between Fang or saving the world, which would you choose?
M: Fang…. Sorry, world.
Voice: Max! Bad Max!
M: SHUT UP!
I: What would you do if there was no more dynamite in the world?
I: I refuse to think about that horrible possibility.
G: Have you seen 'the annoying orange'? What did you think? It made me hate oranges.
G: Yes. Ew. I've always hated oranges.
N: Would you let Iggy and Gazzy give you a full makeover?
N: NO!
A: What's the funniest thing you've heard Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, Total, or Dylan think?
A: "Wow, Max has a nice ass. There are so many things I could do with that ass."
A: But I'm not telling if it was Fang, Dylan, or Iggy who thought it!
D: What do you think of Fax shippers?
Dylan's gone. He's not coming back. Let's put it that way.
T: How does it feel to have tiny wings and the ability to speak?
T: MY WINGS ARE PERFECTLY PROPORTIONATE TO MY BODY!
Well, that's all. Catch you later!
Later.
Maximum Phantomhive's Questions:
Whoa! Our state flower is a forget-me-not! Cool :)
Yay for you?
We wouldn't mind kidnapping Iggy... *stares at each other evilly*
I: FAAAANNNNNGGGGG! I TAKE IT BACK! MY FANS ARE NUTS! HELP!
Heh heh.
*stares back at Iggy* ... We'll be back heehee
I: Oh, motherfu-
M: HEY!
I: Sorry, Mom—Max.
M: Grrr.
' Questions:
Call me Lexie . Okay so I have some questions for the flock . First Fang:
What do you love about Max ? (Not that I don't like Max, she's my role model .)
Everything.
Do you know that I have written two books on how to kill Dylan ? I'd be happy to share them .
Lovely.
I don't think you're Emo .
THANK YOU!
Do you like to draw ?
I like sketching Max.
What's your favorite band ? (Sorry if someone's already asked this .)
Simple Plan.
Do I annoy you like Anna Ride ? You should read her stories sometime . Lots of Fax .
Not yet. And I plan on reading them.
This is all I have . Be back later with more ! Bye Fangalotor!
See ya.
Okay these are for Max: Hey Max .
M: Hey.
I'll try not to be annoying .
M; 'Kay?
Okay . So why do you like Fang so much ?
M: Because he's Fang. And I don't like him. I love him.
Love you too, honey.
What does Fang look like, the book doesn't describe him very well .
What went through your mind when Jeb said Dylan was supposed to be your perfect other half ?
M: Yeah, the flipping right.
Instead of killing Maya and Dylan , why not get them together ?
M: BECAUSE THEY DESERVE TO DIE!
And THEN rip their wings of and throw them off the Grand Canyon ?
M; Nice thoughts….
Do you guys have any space for another member of the flock ?
M: (suspiciously) Possibly….
I'm a Morphing Humana .
M: ?
I can morph into any animal I want .
M: Sure….
So can my best friend Rebekah and a few other people .
M: Right….
I can also grow wings whenever I want and the make them disappear .
M: And you're totally not evil….
Please let me and Rebekah come with you ?
M: Or sent to us by whitecoats.
Our parent's have abandoned us and we are currently being hunted down much like you .
M: I'm not being hunted anymore… well… except by Fang's tongue, but that irrelevant!
There's a book being written about us too.
M: Stupid James Patterson. Making money off MY diary and messing stories up.
It's call The Unknown by Alexis Phillips . (Me .)
M: Obviously.
Oh one more thing .
M: What?
I LOVE your name. I am SO naming my daughter that!
M: You're not creepy….
Well see ya later , Max !
M: Yeah… bye.
These are for Dylan (-.-) :
D: I HAVE A FAN! TAKE THAT FANG!
How dare you be on my blog AGAIN?! SHOO!
Dylan why don't you kill yourself ?
Dylan
Can I do the honors of killing you ?
Isn't
Why, you ask ? YOU MESSED I UP FAX ! YOU DESERVE TO DIE !
Available
Bye Dylan -.- .
He's off dying a slow painful death. Again.
He's like Rasputin! He just doesn't DIE!
These are for Nudge :
N: Hey!
Why are you so girly ?
N: Because I'm a girl…?
Why do you like pink ?
N: Because I'm a girl…?
Do you secretly like Gazzy ?
N: ACK.
G: Hey!
N: ACK.
Please answer that question .
N: ACK!
PLEAASSEE ?
N: ACK!
You and Gazzy should date though . It'd be perfect !
N: ACK!
What do I do when my boyfriend thinks I like someone else ?
N: Tell him you don't. The best way is to talk things out.
G: Idiot! Don't say anything! Guys hate heart-to-hearts!
N: Gazzy?
G: What?
N: You're a dumbass.
M: LANGUAGE!
N and G: Sorry Mom—Max.
Sorry my friend asked that .
N: I like giving advice. Even if I'm only 13 and have never had a boyfriend.
You know you're beautiful right ? And so are Max and Angel . Tell them I said that please .
N: Aww! Thanks!
I haven't seen you but I bet you guys are .
N: We should hang out some time…. I like you. Fang! Can we keep her?!
NO!
N: *bambi eyes*
Fine….
M: Who's the sucker now?
Shut up.
Okay ... BYE NUDGE !
N: For now… Hee hee.
Here's questions for Gazzy :
G: Hi.
Does Max ever ask you to use your power to mimic voices ?
G and M: NO!
Do you like Nudge ?
G: ACK.
ANSWER THE QUESTION .
G: ACK!
ANSWER IT.
G: ACK!
YOU GUYS SHOULD DATE (:
G: ACK!
IT'D BE PERFECT !
G: ACK!
You're really handsome , Gazzy , but you're like 12 right ?
G: 11…. Why…?
I'm 12 (:
G: MAAAAAAAXXXXXX! FFFFAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGG!
BYE GAZZY !
G: SAVE ME!
QUESTIONS FOR ANGEL :
A: Hello.
Why are you out to get Max ?
A: I'm not out to get her, silly. *uses mind control* Right?
You're adorable but you're also EVIL! Why?
A: *uses mind control AGAIN* I'm not evil, right?
What did Max ever do to you?
A: *uses mind control AGAIN* Nothing, right?
BYE ANGEL!
A: Bye…
QUESTIONS FOR IGGY (: 3 3 3 :
I: Hi?
I LOVE YOU IGGY!
I: Are you crazy like Maximum Phantomhive?
Fang's just a little hotter though...
HAHAHA!
I: )':
But he's taken so you're mine (:
Thank God.
I: Shi-
M: AHEM.
I: -te. Shite.
I'm the same age as you (:
I: Fang.
I have dark brown hair and bright blue eyes (:
I: Help.
Why is Ella so lucky to have you ? !
I: Me.
Love you (:
I: Please.
LOL that's what I would act like if I was a Major Fangirl !
I: You're not?
But I'm not a MAJOR Fangirl of Iggy .
I: What?! Why not?
I'm a MAJOR FANGIRL OF FANG and yes , I do look like that .
I win.
Bye , IGSTER!
I: Bye…
BYE FLOCK! I'LL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF DAYS ! THE HUNTERS ARE AFTER ME AGAIN !
Flock: What the fu-
M: HEY!
Flock: -ton. What the futon just happened…?
M: That's better.
BlackSkinnyJeans101's Questions:
Love this! Here r some of my questions:
Nudge, have you ever had a small crush on Iggy?
N: NO!
Max, would you be willing to lead Dylan to a dark alley and hold his arms behind his back as I slit his throat?
M: Indeed.
Can I help too?
Hey Fang yesterday this girl with bright red hair told me you made-out with her, is this true?
NO!
Max, how do you feel about this?
M: FANG!
I love you!
Gazzy go do your special ability in Dylan's face and tell me how he reacts!
G: Dylan's gone. Fang says he's not coming back. Do you know why?
Do you find my questions humorous or annoying?
Flock: Humorous?
Anyone that said annoying gets flushed down the toilet Gazzy uses!
Flock: Ewww….
G: Hey!
Okay well that's all for now! Goodbye smexy Fang! P.S. Fang, I don't think your emo, only misguided...
Goodbye?
Now, everyone go and buy Nevermore; I think you're really going to like it.
Fly on,
Fang
A/N: Normally I don't do these for this story. I think there's only going to be a few more chapters of this story, even though I really love it. I feel it's the right thing to do to end it when MR ends. Especially, because I was mostly happy with the way Nevermore ended, so there's no more need. So! If you have questions, get them in soon!