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 Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Misc. Books, Bleach, Alex Rider, X-Men: The Movie, Robert Langdon series, and Maximum Ride. Hi there, dear reader. About my name. Yeah. I am slightly insane, although my friend GemonkDruid will probably say something different, possibly in a bad way but meh. I am Australian and I am old enough for high school and young enough for fanfiction, hence the name. Update: I have changed my name as a joke during an awards ceremony a few days ago. The teacher called me _ Ho-bo, so there you go. Favourite Quote at the Moment: You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling. *Takes out grenade launcher: Eames, Inception Some things that I like: Harry Potter (My tutor calls it Harold Potter, but no matter.) X-Men Criminal Minds (Or any other detective show, I don't care) Any novel by Matthew Reilly (Good Aussie author even though there is basically no plot and the characters keep shooting each other) Writing/Venting (Why else am I on here?) Things I hate: Twilight (See below) Chain mails Chatspeak Why I hate Twilight: It's anti-feminist No research Vampires sparkle? Excuse me while I titter Yada yada yah You get the idea MY rating for Early Evening: The Story of a Speshul Snowflake: -100000000000000000000000000000/1 Yeah, check out that minus sign My Stories: The Totally Fail Guide to Writing Fanfiction-Basically me ranting about stuff that pisses me off on fanfiction.net How to Write a Story Like ... Series: This is me ranting about predictable plotlines and how to write stuff like your favourite authors. HUGE parodies. Not recommended for huge fanatics of the series-es that I parody. If anyone has ideas, please PM me. And So the Lion Ate The Lamb- Uhhhhh. My friend GemonkDruid told me to do this in the middle of Maths while the teacher was out and sadly, I agreed. So yeah. Views on Twilight: This idea came to me in the middle of Maths. Again. Basically my rant on why I hate Twilight, backed up by fictional characters and GemonkDruid's opinions. Enjoy! | |||||||
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Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 1,835 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
The Weasley Twins and the Kosa Assassin by phantomduck reviews
The twins are back for their third year, unfortunately for them an old adversary is also back with a score to settle. Part three in a series - Part 1: Surviving The Weasley Twins, Part 2: The Weasley Twins and the Sect of Kai.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,371 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 11/3/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
A Collection of mostly 100 Word Drabbles by DukeBrymin reviews
Harry and Ginny are, of course, the One True Pairing, at least for me. This is a maybe never-ending series of 100-word vignettes in their life, with a couple of non-100-word ones thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 168 - Words: 35,455 - Reviews: 1516 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Vicis Obduco by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
She said she'd always love him. He said he'd marry her someday. It's funny how nothing works out like it's supposed to. / Sometimes it takes more strength to walk away.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,243 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Untold Story by Aksarben reviews
James and Lily Potter. AND I do not own any rights to Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,119 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/5/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Marauder's Advice Column by Bassoonish reviews
In the Gryffindor Common Room, on the bulletin board, there was a sheet of paper to be found. It was obviously an advice column, written by the most famed pranksters of all Hogwart's History.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Marauders, Sirius B.
The Marauders' Advice Thingy by thishasbeenabanadoned reviews
The Marauders are proud to announce that from herein The Marauders Advice Thingy now exists! The idea is YOU ask US for advice and we reply with our guidance, better judgement and inherently witty remarks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 161,887 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 9/17/2006
The Amusing Reviews: Merlin, Series One by queenoftheoutlands reviews
Episodes 1-13, all reviewed amusingly by moi. Randomness! Slash Dragons! Sword Fighting! Arthur posing dramatically! Colin Morgan's insanely cute blue eyes! Shameless referencing of other fandoms! It's all inside!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,208 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Merlin - Complete
The Master's Opinion on Pairings by calcudoku reviews
Based on the Percy Jackson version. Everyone has an opinion on the pairings of the Buffyverse, but the Master's opinion matters the most. Why? Coz he's the Master, of course! No disrespect to any shippers of any of the pairings.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - The Master
Jacob Jackson and the Sins of the Fathers by Project Phoenix Agent 003 reviews
Jacob is the son of a legendary hero and the new child of the prophecy. At ten, he must team up with cabinmate Alex di Angelo to go on a quest to save his parents, protect camp, and stop The Pit from freeing the evil god Urunos. If he can't, then we die.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,359 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Complete
To Kill a Sparkly Vamp by CeleryRox reviews
A collection of 50 Buffy vs Edward oneshots, ending with everyone's least favorite vamp staked, beheaded by a garden gnome, hit by ice cream truck, beaten with his own spine, and much more! TO BE CONTINUED VERY SOON. Caution: "Angel" characters too.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 45,494 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Buffy S., Edward
WWWT by Every1sBeta reviews
What's wrong with Twilight? These are just some of the few things I noticed about Twilight that are... questionable at best. No FLAMES... the title tells you what this story is about.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
Transfiguring Views by MissGoalie75 reviews
The story of Lily and James through the eyes of Professor McGonagall.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/20/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Death God Alliance by Asilda reviews
"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Kane Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,032 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Nico A., Anubis - Complete
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Encyclopedia of Mary Sues by Ellie Quirk reviews
An in-depth study of the Mary-Sue symptoms, causes, types, diagnosis and cures.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Epic Parody by CyanideMangoOfMassDestruction reviews
This is an epic parody of Wings. Am I the only human out there who really didn't like this book?
Wings, Aprilynne Pike - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Laurel S. - Complete
The Keigo Blues by Laora reviews
Keigo marvels at Ichigo's pain tolerance.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Keigo A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight by YaoiSlash reviews
The title says it all. REVISED AND BETAED 7/3/11
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2010
The Moanings of an Overgrown Dungeon Dweller Four by The morrigan three reviews
Back to Hogwarts for another year, Dumbledore is as batty as ever and I still have to teach snot-nosed students potions. The fourth diary instalment from your favourite teacher, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,863 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Severus S.
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Better To Have Loved by nancystagerat reviews
A series of drabbles celebrating the love of Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks, aiming to prove that despite all odds, it is indeed better to have loved another than to never love at all. Pre-OotP through DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 26,042 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
You suck by Oh My Freakin' Freakin reviews
I hate Twilight. I watched New Moon, but only because it had Taylor Lautner's 8-pack in it. I still hate the series. I mean, SPARKLES? Really? Anyway. This story is really short. I like Spike, but he's not in this story. Rated T for sparkly-vampire murder
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
You Want To Make A Memory? by enitsirk reviews
This is the story of four boys. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond that could survive any test. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 96 - Words: 410,936 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 1/13/2010 - Published: 4/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Keeping Them in Power by yesimahuman reviews
Some of the things that the Gods represented died over time, but most of them survived. This is what keeps the Gods in power.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Hephaestus, Apollo - Complete
Ghost King's Bane by Musafreen reviews
A lot of things happen when Nico walks into a classroom. Parody. For all you poor souls who wept into your hands after reading a Nico/OC story. Nominated for a Verita Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 46 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Nico A. - Complete
Complaints by The One Called Demetra reviews
The Lord of the Rings characters have had enough of fanfiction. What do to but go on a transdimensional adventure of Sue hunting and anthromorphized personifications with a random author off the very site they loathe?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Walkabout by pineconeface711 reviews
The Australian outback is not the ideal place to be, but that's where a group of people suddenly find themselves. Each of them are screwed up and need to move on. That's where walkabout comes in. Now it's either live together or die alone...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/6/2009
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
A Flirtation Interpretation by ShadowPalace reviews
Ever wondered how Percy might have learned how to flirt in between BoTL and TLO? Well, this is the story of when Paul taught Percy a thing or two about how to flirt with girls.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Percy J. - Complete
The Advantages of Having An Immortal Parent by ShadowPalace reviews
Despite all the running, neglect, and personal anxiety most demigods feel from their respective immortal parent, there are some advantages of having a Greek God or Goddess as your parent.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Complete
Reasons to Hate Twilight by happyhouseelf reviews
It is a sappy, half baked, over the top, romance novel but instead of rotting away in cheap-buys bins and magazine racks, it's at the top of the best-seller list. And that really bothers me, so lets go in depth to the Reasons why Twilight SUCKS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,204 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009
Maximum Star Wars: Episode IV by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After a really random scene, Iggy Skywalker is supposed to save the universe. But, Fang Solo is drunk, the plot is deteriorating, and Gazzy's emo. Obviously, a parody. OOC. Random. The consequences of boredom.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Iggy, Jeb B. - Complete
The Sue Slayers: Attack Of The Clichés by Epitome of Randomness reviews
The Maximum Ride fandom is being attacked by clichés! Who can save the Flock from these crazed, black wearing horrors? Well, the Slayers might, but are the clichés too many to handle?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,857 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
Twinkle, Twinkle, Twilight by Aish Sheva reviews
A series of poems about characters from Twilight to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star". Edward/Bella/Rensmee/Twilight bashing within. You've been warned. :D Flames are most definitely accepted.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Twilight Lovers' Fav Story by A Silenced Angel reviews
If you love Twilight read this. If you hate Twilight I think this would be your new favorite Twilight "story."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Ace Attorney Guidebook by SyberiaWinx reviews
A parody of the Grand List of RPG Clichés, revolving around the Ace Attorney series. There are certain rules every defense attorney must follow...
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/26/2009
Tales from the Athena Cabin by Cinnamon Smiles reviews
A bunch of one shots featuring the Athena children. Fourth is up! OPSS- Overprotective Sibling Syndrome. Next: Canoeing Disaster. Rated T for language and my weird sense of humor.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Annabeth C., Athena
Olympian Pie by Aish Sheva reviews
A songfic set to "American Pie" commiserating the lack of good fanfiction in the PJO community recently. Review if you are so inclined. Flames are accepted, but are rather pointless, as we work toward a common goal.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Elysium by PennyOfTheWild reviews
I'm coming ... I'm coming ...' Oneshot. Percy/Annabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Les Miserable Actors: A Spoof by Schmerg The Impaler reviews
Ever wonder what the actors are thinking when they're performing Les Miserables? A rather different set of lyrics for the show. It's better if you've read the book and know some famous actors. Very silly!
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008
Smooge: A Fan Fiction Carol by Dearheart reviews
PRETTY MUCH DEAD. DON'T ASK ME TO UPDATE PLZ. Emma-Leeza Smooge is the worst of the worst.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,363 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Inkheart: The Facts by Shekiah Rosay reviews
Facts and outlandish observations based on Inkheart. Roxane was cruelly denied a cool nickname like everybody else? Basta is a misunderstood emo kid? Just read.
Inkheart - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
The Pensieve of Shame by MatoakaWilde reviews
Jump into the Pensieve of Shame and discover the dirty laundry hidden in the our favorite and not so favorite character's closets! If only Rita Skeeter could get her hands on this! formally titled 'What are the Harry Potter Characters Ashamed of'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 14,626 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/8/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
MSN The Harry Potter Way by hippolina97 reviews
A large variety of Harry Potter characters dead AND alive, all involved in the same MSN conversation. It should be interesting..... Completed with regret
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
The Moanings of an Overgrown Dungeon Dweller Three by The morrigan three reviews
Back to Hogwarts for another tedious year. Black has escaped,Lupin is teaching and I, as always, am the last to know. Then to top it all Potter didn't get killed or seriously injured during the holidays.' A diary from your favourite teacher, Severus Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,169 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
IIIIT'S The Vivienne Vindicto Show! by Scribbledydee reviews
Everybody's favorite daytime TV talk show host, Ms Vivienne Vindicto, is doing a Happy Families Special. But what happens when the certain family is the Olympian family? All italics are Viv's inner thoughts. Read and review! Rated T to be safe.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
House Pride by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Voldemort's dead and the Hogwarts Houses are finally united under one banner. And of course unity is great and all that, but we can't let it get in the way of our precious House pride, can we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Office Pranks and a Poltergeist by Backroads reviews
Maybe it wasn't such a good idea for George and Percy to run a shop together after all. DH Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,915 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Percy W., George W.
100 Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Shylee Taregan reviews
What does one do when given a list of rules one must not break? Why, break them, of course! A series of drabbles based on a very long thread.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007
Bloody Sodding Wood by Peach xo reviews
There's a rule about dating coworkers, employers, teachers, students and teammates. As least that's what Katie Bell thinks. And she's just broken dating rule number one. Written for the Reviews Lounge, Aug. Starters Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Daily Logs of Madame Poppy Pomfrey by kumquatwriter reviews
A day's record, taken from the confidential patient logs of Healer in Residence, Madame Poppy Pomfrey. Set during Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Rated T for strong innuendos. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Ten Secrets You Didn't Know About The Marauders by Sadie Lovegood reviews
A response to a challenge in The Reviews Lounge. The Harry Potter 'cliques' get together each for an exclusive interview to reveals their deepest, darkest, and sometimes creepiest secrets!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
He Who Has an Accent by MyPhoenixLament reviews
KBOW ficlet In which Oliver and Katie first meet on a chilly November morning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Katie B., Oliver W. - Complete
The Umbridge Letters by made.unmade reviews
We know the reactions of the Gryffindor's to the Quidditch ban on Fred, George and Harry, but what about Oliver's reaction? Documented in full by each member of the team's letter to Oliver and his replies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Oliver W. - Complete
101 Responses To 'Go Out With Me, Evans' by Dudette13 reviews
All the way from 'No' to 'Yes', with 99 others in between. Because we all know that Lily would've liked to be original from time to time... There should be a question mark behind 'Evans'... R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/6/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Heart of the Swann by MyPhoenixLament reviews
COMPLETE James Norrington, Will Turner, Jack Sparrow. Three different men made similar as they each fall prey to the spell of Elizabeth Swann. A three part story with slight DMC spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/13/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
Phantomized Classics by Shekiah Rosay reviews
What happens when you take songs from other classic musicals Such as 'The Sound of Music' and 'Les Miserables' and Phantomize them? Find out now! Chapter 11: Featuring the Populaire in its entirety, singing a rousing finale of 'I Feel Pretty!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,988 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Complete
25 Ways To Annoy Lord Voldemort by made.unmade reviews
Well, since 25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do got a lot of nice feedback, I did another like it! Basically, if you want to annoy Mouldyshorts, then just follow this list. But be sure to run in the opposite direction of Voldie afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
80 Things That Harry Is Not Allowed To Do by Crazy bout Remmy reviews
Humorous oneshot. Drabble. RR. No flames.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Acid Pops by siriusly klutzy reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened when Fred and George gave Ron that acid pop? Why Ron actually took it? One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2006 - George W., Ron W. - Complete
25 Things Harry Potter Isn't Allowed To Do by made.unmade reviews
A short list on what Harry Potter, The Boy Who Just Won't Sodding Die, is not allowed to do. Some are suggestive, a few are parody, others are just plain stupid, and all of them are humorous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
We Were Here by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Ron rolled under Harry's bed, trying to help the others locate Trevor. Harry, you'd better come see this. What is it? Your dad was here. Part 3 posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,316 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/5/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - James P.
The Moanings Of An Overgrown Dungeon Dweller Two by The morrigan three reviews
I'm back for another year. Hopefully Potter may have got run over by a bus during the summer. A diary full of complaints from your favourite teacher. Severus Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,659 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
It All Started with a Note by Nota Lone reviews
[founders era] Have you ever wondered how the founders cameup with the idea of Hogwarts? It was a boring lesson, and Godric and Salazar would really have prefered to be outside...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2005
These Songs Are A Total Waste by Super Shayde reviews
A collection of Harry Potter Songs! [23 Chapters So far]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,198 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number by Super Shayde reviews
A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Final Draft by gpoy reviews
One shot. Here, read this speech. I went through a lot of pains to get it. It belongs to a certain best man, who read it at a certain wedding. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Once Upon A MarySue by Super Shayde reviews
A poem of the evil of Mary-Sues...Who is standing behind you right now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2005
Alex Rider Sucks: 1 by Truth-Seeking Cretin reviews
This is the first in a completely over-the-top series of parodies of Anthony Horowitz's populism and predictability. This should not be viewed by anyone.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,951 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 588 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
How the Fans Stole the 6th Book by Backroads reviews
In the tradition of How the Grinch Stole Christmas... how far will fans go to keep a beloved book series from ending?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Satin Covered Doll by Tirya King reviews
WIP An accident leaves Rogue both murderer and innocent bystander. It seems that taking a life away has given her a new one. Remy is getting what he wants, so why isn’t he happy about it?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2004
The Mystery of Alara by Sparkly Starcat reviews
A beautiful mysterious new girl arrives at Hogwarts and charms everyone she meets. But is there more to Alaranastyna than meets the eye? R&R Please! (intentional badfic)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2004 - Published: 1/10/2004
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Patronus by Ashfae reviews
Remus' thoughts during the anti-dementor lessons.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2002 - Remus L., James P.
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
A Certain Point of View by B Bennett reviews
Watching Star Wars. Harry and Ron have opinions about the men in Leia's life; Hermione's undecided.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2001
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Views on Twilight reviews
Ever wondered what other people think about when they read Twilight? This is the answer. Not recommended for Twi-hards, as is a hate-fic.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2010
The Totally Fail Guide to Fanfiction reviews
Feel the urge to head slice when you re-read your own stories? Is your story full of Mary Sues and chatspeak? This is the *guide* for you. Warning: read at your own peril
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/23/2010
How To Write A Story Like James Patterson reviews
Welcome to the seventh installment of the How To Write A Story Like series. This one is on James Patterson and his predictable writing style. Not recommended for avid fans of the series.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
How To Write A Story Like Dan Brown reviews
Welcome to the sixth installment of the How To Write A Story Like series. This one is on Dan Brown and his predictable writing style. Enjoy!
Robert Langdon series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Complete
How To Write A Story Like Bryan Singer
Welcome to the fourth installment of the How To Write A Story Like series. This is how I thought that Bryan Singer wrote the X-Men movies. Because they are that predictable. Not recommended for massive fans of the series.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010
How To Write A Story Like Anthony Horowitz reviews
Welcome to the third installment of the How To Write A Story Like series. This is how I thought Anthony Horowitz wrote his books. Not recommended for huge fans of the series. Enjoy!
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2010
How To Write A Story Like Stephenie Meyer reviews
Part 2 in the How To Write a Story Like... series. This is how I reckon that Stephenie Meyer wrote the Twilight Saga. Anti Twilight. Not recommended for Twihards.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
How To Write A Story Like Kubo Tite reviews
Have you ever considered that all of the fight scenes in Bleach follow the same template? This is how I reckon Kubo Tite wrote all of them.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2010
And So The Lion Ate The Lamb reviews
Sick of the fact that Edward can't resist his vampiric urges? Wish that he would just eat Bella? This is the story for you!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Complete
