Reviews for House Pride
TheBear chapter 1 . 3/8
LLOLed several times!
Pyro-Neko-Isis chapter 1 . 6/27/2017
Thanks for the laughs!
jon reeve chapter 1 . 6/26/2017
"My neural pathways have become accustomed to your sensory input patterns.”

/lol, I like this one.

“We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.”
/Oh, this is a good one.

“I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
/This one's an oldie goldie. I suppose the darker than black one is too.

/As always, some of the Gryff and Snake quotes are interchangeable between houses. The other two a bit, I suppose.

/It's sorta like how there are actually two seasons: Summer and Winter. We further split them up into Spring and Fall, but really they're just overlap between the two.
Person chapter 1 . 1/21/2017
*sigh* great list, but why are (at least) all of these quotes clearly found from Google, not that I'm complaining? (Please don't ask why I know this)
P.S. I agree; Slytherin is the best, followed by Ravenclaw. :)
HikaruWinter chapter 1 . 1/12/2017
... I would actually stare blankly and wonder why people were so interested in the damn cliff. But, IF I MUST, I would go to my room while dodging frantic Ravenclaws, take my Cleansweep 7 and go over the cliff. Probably levitate a Slytherin or two down the gorge to see them squeal and watch in horrified fascination from my perch as the Hufflepuffs made their stairs.
spectrumsings chapter 1 . 10/27/2013
I would get hold of a flying carpet :)
WorldNerd12 chapter 1 . 8/20/2013
Oh my merlin! that was hilarious!
Lonely God chapter 1 . 5/14/2013
hehe... I would end up being the one jumping off the cliff, and laughing maniacally as I do
purpledandelions chapter 1 . 1/15/2013
Great! Really funny, especially the excuses. I thought it represented the houses' characters well. The references to hp characters were hilarious!
ethel.marvolo.HP chapter 1 . 1/6/2013
RAVENCLAW! :)))))))))))))))))
gforever chapter 1 . 12/7/2012
thats why gryffindors are the best
Psychedelica chapter 1 . 10/24/2012
After reading this, I see what the Pottermore Sorting Hat meant by 'Hufflepuff' ... (when just six hours ago I was literally skipping down the corridor, linked arms with my friend). Very amusing compilation! :)
Varia no Shizue chapter 1 . 9/6/2012
Gryffindor and Hufflepuff have vey little quotes, while Slytherin has a lot. Apart from that, I love it :)
Ginganinja294 chapter 1 . 9/1/2012
Ha. Loved it. Even as a Hufflepuff.
TMRiddle chapter 1 . 12/26/2011
Well, there are many useless quotes. The only useful ones where the Slytherin quotes. Bwahaha

They are amazing
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