So. My friend gave me the idea to write some poems about Twilight to the tune of, "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star". I sat down, and I thought, and I came up with these. BE WARNED: Twilight bashing, Deadward bashing, Bella bashing, and Renesmee bashing. Bash bash bash bash bash.

Disclaimer: HOLY CRAP! I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT AND I DON'T WANT TO! DX

To the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star":

Twinkle, twinkle, vampire,

I wonder when you'll expire

The Twilight books are really dumb,

Their plot could fit inside my thumb,

Twinkle, twinkle, vampire

I wonder when you'll expire.

Twinkle, twinkle, Edward, dear

You sparkle, so you must be queer

You're a controlling abusive freak,

Who loves to make your girlfriend squeak,

Twinkle, twinkle, Edward, dear

You sparkle, so you must be queer.

Twinkle, twinkle, Bella S.,

You're usually in great distress

Be it over James or not,

Or even when Edward looks "HAWT",

Twinkle, twinkle, Bella S.,

You're usually in great distress.

Twinkle, twinkle, Jacob, dude

Many times you've acted crude

You'd be my favorite out of all,

Were it not for saving Bella from her fall,

Twinkle, twinkle, Jacob, dude

Many times you've acted crude.

Twinkle, twinkle, Renesemee,

A little Mary Sue is she

The child of two big fat Sues,

She gives me a case of blues,

Twinkle, twinkle, Renesmee

A little Mary Sue is she.

Fin

Ah...I'll probably write a few more soon. Reviews and CC are love, and flames are funny. :D

Thanks for reading!

Aish Sheva