Views on Twilight

Chapter 1: GemonkDruid

A/N: GemonkDruid is sitting next to me at the moment, so she basically wrote this.

Twilight is like Justina Beaver. I don't like it.

Vampires don't sparkle! Nor are they angsty. Except for Angel, he's not a sparklepouf. He's just broody.

I think the Cullens are secretly Anne Rice fans with a fetish. Fetish, much?

There is, however, one way to make Twilight bearable: read the books out in an Asian accent.

That's all folks!