Does anybody else think this book sucked? Evidently not…there are no parodies up yet…UNTIL NOW! MWAHAHAHA!

Laurel was eating her daily dose of plant fertilizer. Suddenly, David arrived and kissed her. Then Tamani came and glared at David. David glared back.

Then the trolls arrived. OH NOES! They all got hurt except for Laurel, because she's special that way.

*repeat until book is desired length*

Um…that's my story…

Thanks for reading, and please review! Thanks!

-Gerby