age: 15

hair: Short and brown

eyes: Green

Favorite games: kingdom hearts, spiro, hunting games stuff like that

Favorite anime: Inyuasha, Naruto, Naruto Shippden, Karin Chibi Vampire, Bleach, Fruits Backet, Ouran High School Host Club, D.N. Angel, Yu-gi-Oh, Death Note, Black Blood Brothers, Black Butler, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail, One Piece, Bakuman, They're may be more.

Favorite Music/Bands: Rock, Metal, MCR, Evanescence, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Areosmith, and Poison .

Deviantart: http:///

Howrse: I have to make a new account!!

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002600451973

TinierMe: http:///tinierme/?selfDispFlg=true

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“Christmas Poem”

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS,

HE LIVED ALL ALONE,

IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF

PLASTER AND STONE.

I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY

WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE,

AND TO SEE JUST WHO

IN THIS HOME DID LIVE.

I LOOKED ALL ABOUT,

A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE,

NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS,

NOT EVEN A TREE.

NO STOCKING BY MANTLE,

JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND,

ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES

OF FAR DISTANT LANDS.

WITH MEDALS AND BADGES,

AWARDS OF ALL KINDS,

A SOBER THOUGHT

CAME THROUGH MY MIND.

FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT,

IT WAS DARK AND DREARY,

I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER,

ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY.

THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING,

SILENT, ALONE,

CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR

IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME.

THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE,

THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER,

NOT HOW I PICTURED

A UNITED STATES SOLDIER.

WAS THIS THE HERO

OF WHOM I'D JUST READ?

CURLED UP ON A PONCHO,

THE FLOOR FOR A BED?

I REALIZED THE FAMILIES

THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT,

OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS

WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT.

SOON ROUND THE WORLD,

THE CHILDREN WOULD PLAY,

AND GROWNUPS WOULD CELEBRATE

A BRIGHT CHRISTMAS DAY.

THEY ALL ENJOYED FREEDOM

EACH MONTH OF THE YEAR,

BECAUSE OF THE SOLDIERS,

LIKE THE ONE LYING HERE.

I COULDN'T HELP WONDER

HOW MANY LAY ALONE,

ON A COLD CHRISTMAS EVE

IN A LAND FAR FROM HOME.

THE VERY THOUGHT

BROUGHT A TEAR TO MY EYE,

I DROPPED TO MY KNEES

AND STARTED TO CRY.

THE SOLDIER AWAKENED

AND I HEARD A ROUGH VOICE,

"SANTA DON'T CRY,

THIS LIFE IS MY CHOICE;

I FIGHT FOR FREEDOM,

I DON'T ASK FOR MORE,

MY LIFE IS MY GOD,

MY! COUNTRY, MY CORPS."

THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER

AND DRIFTED TO SLEEP,

I COULDN'T CONTROL IT,

I CONTINUED TO WEEP.

I WEPT FOR HOURS,

SO SILENT AND STILL

AND WE BOTH SHIVERED

FROM THE COLD NIGHT'S CHILL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE

ON THAT COLD, DARK, NIGHT,

THIS GUARDIAN OF HONOR

SO WILLING TO FIGHT.

THEN THE SOLDIER ROLLED OVER,

WITH A VOICE SOFT AND PURE,

WHISPERED, "CARRY ON SANTA,

IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY, ALL IS SECURE."

ONE LOOK AT MY WATCH,

AND I KNEW HE WAS RIGHT.

"MERRY CHRISTMAS MY FRIEND!

AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT."

This poem was written by a Marine. Please repost this.

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A Good Catholic Joke

The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand? Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage!

AND THE CROWD ROARED & CHEERED WILDLY!

Kind of brings a tear to your eye, don't it?

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Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH!

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think cookies are awesome copy this onto your profile.

If you think writing is AWESOME copy this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. lol

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you often laugh maniacally when you're all by yourself, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. (Poor Deidara-Sempai)

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (it says enter with permission only... I wonder why...)

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile!

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers) put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "Believe it!!" and "Art is a BANG!!"

AXEL IS NOT GAY! HE IS AN EXTREMELY LOYAL FRIEND! If you agree with this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Organization XIII are the best bad guys EVER, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are starting to like darkness more then light, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are in LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE with any of the Organization members, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want Jack Sparrow for President, copy this into your profile.

If you think this is the best line in movie history: MY PEANUT! copy and paste this

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems that no one appreciates it or doesn’t have an imagination for squat, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you looked at my profile just to find random quotes or stuff to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

If you think High School Musical sucks...and you hate it to no end and is an insult to the classic Disney movies and musicals...then copy and paste this now!!

If you've ever actually screamed at the televison screen because you saw a hot anime character...then began to laugh uncontrollably because you realize what a crazy idiot you are...copy and paste this to your profile!

Anime is the greatest thing since sliced bread! Agree, then put it in your profile!

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If your a patetic wretch who is attracted to an anime character...then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you spend most of your life on youtube.com or fanfiction.net and you admit to it...you admit to having no life...if you do...copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you like to memorize pick up lines just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile now!!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

Insanity is defined as doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results. If you're insane, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Crazy is fun, insane is funner and mentally insane and crazy is funiest! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Duck Ass Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you have told at least 5 people that you are in love with your favorite character from Naruto paste this on your profile.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do (A real boyfriend):
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

THE KH SURVEY

SECTION 1: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy? I got a lot, but my favorite one would have to be Axel

2. Your favorite KH girl? Xion

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Sora

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Larxene

5. Your favorite KH world? (Includes both KH and KH2) The World That Never Was, Atlantica, HalloweenTown, Hollow Bastion, Twilight Town

6. Least favorite KH world? Olimpus Collasiam

7. Favorite Weapon? Hero's crest

8. Least favorite weapon? any of Donald's staffs

9. Favorite summon? none

10. Favorite form? Anti-form

11. Favorite pairing? Axel and Yuffie

12. Least fav. pairing? Anything yoai

13. Any cool crack pairings you've ever heard of? Kairi/Axel

14. Weirdest pairings you've ever heard of? Xaldin/Kairi and Vexen/Xion

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves"? none

16. Favorite partner in KH? Riku

SECTION 2: Believe or not believe

17. Do you believe in Xemnas/Saix theory? Hell no!! Xemnas does place Saix like a 2nd commander, but XemSai, HELL NO!!

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No, just because his hair is like that doesn't mean he's emo (hugs Zexion)

19. Do you believe Marluxia is gay? Nah, he's okay

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? No but she runs wierd with Namine

SECTION 3: Answer yourself

21. If Roxas has to choose between Namine and Olette, would would you root for? Namine all the way!!!

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? They should make it for the ps2

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? Nope, but they could make Larxene a little easier

24. If you had the choice to meet ONE KH character, who would it be? Axel

25. What KH character do you relate to most? Most likely Axel, I couldn't survive with out my ice cream and two best friends!

26. What's the most embarassing moment you've had that had to do something with KH? Me and my friend were making Sea-Salt Ice cream and we forgot to cook the eggs -.- It was still good though!!

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? No...want to...maybe Xion or Zexion

28. The funniest moment in KH is? Bell owning Xaldin, and when Sora made his funny face to Riku ("How am I going to face them, Sora!?" "Like this!" *does face*)

29. The hardest enemy/boss? Xemnas, it took me FOREVER to beat him!

30. What was the good addiction in KH that made it so addicting? Organization 13!!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion, he's cuter

33. Riku or Roxas? Riku

34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx? Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene? kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Neither. Oops, broke the rules.

38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? Neither. there I go again.

40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai. anything's better than yaoi

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud, along with his epic hair flip!!

43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Both, crap, I'm no good at this!

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! ('bout time!!)

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) Axel, Riku, Zexion, Cloud, Leon, Luxord (What?), and Saix!!

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Harry Potter

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? Ventus and Roxas, I swear they're brothers!!

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? Birth by sleep but first i got to buy a psp.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2, It was alot easier and I BEAT IT FINALLY!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? It's too great for words!!

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? let's see...Akatsuki, Kiba, Shikimara, Orochimaru, Gaara

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? OroHina

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? none, hate those

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? never

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: A dvd with five episodes on it

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes and Itachi

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 8

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? It's fact dude -

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi, Madara/Tobi, Kakuzu, Kisame, and Zetsu

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Anti-Sasuke

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope. but i'm trying to catch up :)

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? no

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? he might

17. Sub or dub? dub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Hmmm, I'm either way

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Of course! He's-

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Niether, he's the youthful teacher

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird/Awesome

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Gaara being sugar high.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? OF COURSE

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes

27. Do you like lemons? HELL TO THE NO!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom knows about Gaara, she said she'd give him a cookie -.-;

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? The one by LK

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yea

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? No

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? no

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not really

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? no

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? No but I would give it to my boyfriend's brother and video tape his reaction

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? I WISH

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. no

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? I don't like Sasuke, Itachi is better

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yes

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Oh hell yea!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're SCREWED.

"Oh shaiza, I do believe the world is ending."

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile.

Time is a wonderful teacher, but it kills all its pupils. -.-

Whoever said nothing's impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you say "Things can't get any worse" God will then proceed to take it as a challenge. Be warned.

Akatsuki Signs!!

Itachi -/_\-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o o/

Tobi @

Kakuzu --.--

Sasori -.-

Hidan o.o

Copy and paste this to help them achieve WORLD DOMINATION!! (And get more COOKIES!!)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Put this on your
page if you love
Hinata!

Put this on your
page if you love
Gaara!

Here By The Itachi Fanclub.
Itachi will always be the best Brother in the Naruto series.
Even better than those so called heros.
He saved a village while destroying his life.
We learn to hate when we fear but Itachi is a different story.
Itachi was a hero and Sasuke's all.
Please keep Itachi in you hearts.
Sasuke's Pal.( I SOOO agree with this chick!!)

"You failed your math test. How do you expect to go anywhere in life?"

"I jump somebody, take their car keys, and go wherever. Duh."

Message from Kakuzu: Hey, do you like tentacles? Because I just poisoned your beverage while you weren't looking.

Message from Deidara: Sasori no Danna and I don't have fights, we have 'creative discussions', un.

Message from Zetsu: Save a plant, eat a vegetarian!

Message from Itachi: You lack vacation...

Message from Pein: I will rule the world some day! (Konan: No he won't...)

Message from Orochimaru: Staring contest rules- I win, I bite your face. YOU win, I bite your face. We tie, I buy you a steak... then I bite your face!

Message from Tobi: Tobi is a good boy!

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile
to help him gain world domination. (P.S. We have cookies :)

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: takes yours and says, "Run - dammit - run!"

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we screwed up … but that crap was fun!”

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your crap so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can tell a billion stories with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Random stuff

Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

Out of mind. Be back in five minutes.

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill many people. (Unless you're Deidara)

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

Beware of the letter 'G'. It's the end of everything.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

If you try to fail and succeed, what did you do?

Never go to a doctor who's office plants have died.

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair then apologizes.

-sticks hand in electric box- CHIDORI!!

You, you, and you, follow me. The rest of you, panic.

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

I called Sasuke gay and he hit me with his purse.

Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?!

You should proofread what you right incase you any words.

Hi! I'm human! What are you?

Life is a circle. No wonder why I'm so dizzy.

Yeah, I'm a loser. But I'm the coolest looser you ever met.

When someone calls us IDIOTS, we all crack up. Because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY before you did!

Last night I sat in my bed, looked at the stars, and though "WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?!"

I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring his doorbell and run-- he hates it!

The word 'Politics' used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" means "tiny blood-sucking creatures".

Light travels faster than sound. I guess that's why people seem so bright before you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who jumps off the empire state building and at 50 floors says, "So far, so good!".

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line ((HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say TAYLOR SWIFT
I say EVANESCENCE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM

92 of the teenage population has moved on to RAP.
If YOU are part of the 8 that still headbang and love rock then put this on ur site!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, squeez them in a mean persons eyes and RUN BIOTCH!

If you've ever wondered what Kisame would taste like as Sushi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Tobi should run for president, copy and paste this onto your profile and add you name!

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT ITACHI IS NOT DEAD, PLEASE COPY AND PASTE!!

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you coud be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Akatsuki Fanatic copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the Naruto characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. mostly 'DONT HURT TOBI!! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY"

If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you really hate Sasuke from Naruto, and wish Gaara had killed him when he had the chance, copy and paste this into your profile!

Sasuke Uchiha... Just when you thought you were too mature to hate a cartoon character.

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true. totally unfair

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Akatsuki rule,put this on ur profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with writing/reading fan fictions with an OCxCharacter coupling, copy and paste this.

Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you've ever fallen backwards in your chair, copy and paste this -.-'

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you belive Preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you or someone you know has ever run through something (glass door, window, wall, ect) copy this to your profile.

If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had strange dreams about certain anime, manga, book, tv show, or game character, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

If you think that a nickname for Pein should be 'Pain Pill' copy and past this onto your profile.

If you think Hidan is an albino copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are an absolute anime freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." copy and paste this into your profile if you didn't even know sexy was gone.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN

PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN

DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP

NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP.

7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW

MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN

NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN

WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE

AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE!

Copy and Paste...this is hilarious!! :-P

Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom

1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

12. This is your captain speaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile. Don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says 'If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.'

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Stop Child Abuse!

My name is Chris

I am three

My eyes are swollen

I can not see

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish i were better

I wish i weren't ugly

Then maybe my mommy

Would still hug me

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else i'm locked up

All day long

When i wake i'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When mommy does come

I'll try and be nice

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words

He says it's all my fault

That he suffers at work

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl

He takes and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken

"I'm sorry!" I scream

But it's too late now

His face is twisted

Into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please god, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

Remember when:
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now!

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

(mwahaha) If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile. XD! (browsing profiles)

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

Girls Don't realize these things:

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Random Stuff For Laughs

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six-story building. Copy and paste this if you're part of the 10 that's yelling,"Jump, bitch!"

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator.

Boys are like Slinkys; useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Thanks Stephenie, now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

It's all fun and games until the flying monkeys attack.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with...

Don't worry. When you have kids of your own, you forgive your parents.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me, I quit."

A day without sunshine is, like, night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want.

Life is a shipwreck, but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

.••) .•) .•.•) .•)
(.• (.•Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer

A Normal Conversation With My Cousin

"Hey Beth."

-Nothing-

"Hey Beth"

-Nothing-

"HEY BETH!"

-Nothing-

"BLUE MONKEYS ARE GOING TO KIDNAP ME AND TAKE ME TO THE WORLD OF NARUTO FOREVER!!!!"

"OK thats nice"

-Takes away cell phone- (that she was texting on)

"HEY GIVE THAT BACK!!!!"

"NOT UNTIL YOU START LISTENING!!!!"

-Blue Monkey appears- "Hello."

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" -Thows cell phone-

"WHY YOU LITTLE PUNK!!!!"

If You Have A Cousin or Bestfriend Copy and Paste this to Your Profile

The Ouran Alphabet

A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend

B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka

C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day

D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen

E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot

F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender

G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt

H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins

I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be

J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai

K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...)

L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand

M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type

N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back

O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business

P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff

Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori

R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color

S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear

T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club

U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny

V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot

W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi had seen her mother

X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had

Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins

Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join

Okay. The world is out to get me and the universe is conspiring against my soul.

Glad we got that straightened out.

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son, John

P.S. - Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home.

Please read-true story (not me)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

I went to a birthday party,

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

TIME FOR GOD

Read only if you
have time for God
Let me
tell you, make sure you read all the way to the bottom. I
almost deleted this email but I was blessed when I got to
the end.

God, when I
received this e-mail, I thought ...

I don't
have time for this ... And, this is really inappropriate
during work.

Then, I realized
that this kind of thinking is Exactly, what has caused
lot of the problems in our world today.

We
try to keep God in church on Sunday morning...

Maybe, Sunday
night...

And, the
unlikely event of a midweek service.

We
do like to have Him around during sickness...

And, of course,
at funerals.

However, we
don't have time, or room, for Him during work or play...

Because.. That's
the part of our lives we think ... We can, and should, handle on our
own.

May
God forgive me for ever thinking...

That t here is
a time or place where.

HE
is not to be FIRST in my life.

We
should always have time to remember all HE has done for us.

If,
You aren't ashamed to do this...

Please follow
the directions.

Jesus said, 'If
you are ashamed of me, I will be ash
amed of you before my Father.'

Not
ashamed?

Pass this on
ONLY IF YOU MEAN IT!

Yes, I do Love
God.

HE
is my source of existence and Savior.

He
keeps me functioning each and every day... Without Him, I will
be nothing. But, with Christ, HE strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)

This is
the simplest test.

If
You Love God ... and, are not ashamed of all the marvelous
things HE has done for you ...

Send this to ten
people and the person who sent it to you!

Now do you have the
time to pass it on?

Make sure that
you scroll through to the end.

Easy vs. Hard

Why
is it so hard to tell the truth but Yet so easy to tell a
lie?

Why
are we so sleepy in church but Right when the sermon is over
we suddenly wake up?

Why
is it so easy to delete a Godly e-mail, but yet we forward
all of the nasty ones?

Of
all the free gifts we may recieve, Prayer is the very best one...

There are no
costs, but wonderful rewards ... GOD BLESS!

Notes: Isn't it
funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the
world's going to hell.

Isn't it funny how someone can say
'I believe in God' but still follow
Satan (who, by the way, also 'believes' in God).

Isn't it funny
how you can send a thousand jokes through e-mail and they spread like
wildfire, but when you start sending messages
regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing?

Isn't it funny
how when you go to forward this message, you will not send
it to many on your address list because you're not sure what
they believe, or what they
will think of you for sending it to them.

Isn't it funny
how I can be more worried about what
other people think of
me than what God thinks of me.

I pray, for everyone who sends this to their entire address book, they
will be blessed by
God in a way special for them.

And send it
back to the person who sent it, to let them know that indeed it was
sent out to many more.

To all of those that find me obnoxious and irritating-

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT! If that's ever happened to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

A large percdent of writers don't know the ifference between "to" and "too". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you always see things from a deep and different point of view than most people, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

If your obsessed with fanfiction, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is way too long, copy this and make it longer.

If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people as much as I do, PLEASE put this on your profile!

If every time you here a High School Musical 1 and/or 2, Hannah Montana, or any other Disney channel song you want to bleed from the ears, put this on your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have completely obsessed over something like a video game or plushie, copy and paste this on your profile

I find no reason for anyone to hate me as much as some people do. Because I may act stupid and I may be oblivious to a lot of things, but I've found that I'm oblivious to the obvious. I pick up the little details, and I notice the grimaces when people walk past, the whispers when I sit down, the pointing, the laughing, the faces, and all that. I try to shrug it off and try not so care, but sometimes, it can really get to me, and I can never understand what I did. I have never talked to any of these people. But now, it's their problem.

If it's what I wear, buy me new clothes.
If it's my obnoxious loudness, get earplugs.
If it's the people I hang out with, your friends aren't good enough to be my friends.
If it's that you think I'm ugly, pay for plastic surgery.
If it's that my sense of humor is different from yours, don't pay attention to my jokes.
If it's that you feel like I'm always bragging, obviously I'm capable of doing more than you.
If it's that I'm always bouncing around and getting in your way, go where I won't be.
If it's that I don't have a boyfriend, it's because the guys are jerks. Including yours. ;)
If it's that I'm a little overweight, help me go on a diet.
If it's that I obsess over a videogame character nonstop all day, make reality just as exciting as virtuality.
If it's that I have a short attention span, figure out how to make me focus.
If it's the music I listen to, buy me a CD that's considered "good".
If it's that the things I talk about are weird, don't listen to me.

If you have a problem with me, solve it. Don't be a jerk and hate me or make fun of me. I've never said a damn word to you, so you have no reason whatsoever to make a fool out of me...and yourself. Say something rude about me to my face and I will stand up for myself and make a complete fool of you. Say something rude about me behind my back and I'll turn around and hurt you. Make it easier for yourself and just knock off the $hit attitude. You're not impressing anyone or making anyone laugh, and if you are, they're just as much of a low-life and a moron as you are. So quit it while you're ahead. Thanks

If you think people should lay off and get to know you before they decide they hate you, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. (Only I've never been asked out.)

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things

Copy and paste this onto your account

Murphy: Edward A. Murphy and consists of seven basic laws

If anything can go wrong, it will.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Whatever has happened wrong, is bound to happen again ... maybe even worse.

-Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer.

-The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public.

-There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

-With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

-Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

-When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

-Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

An idiot is a fortieth-floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

TOMBOYISH OR GIRLY? (Bold the ones you are)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.

Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You watch sports on TV.
You used to be addicted to Power Rangers. *what? a girl can dream to be a hero right?*
Gory movies are cool. *like detective gory. *
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on an night.

total:14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything

Total: 11

Result: 16 vs. 11

random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room.

"What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl. A fourth girl jumped in behind them, flashing her kunai.

"GET HIM!!"

Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion!

a relationship with a guy is like a deck of cards, you need hearts to love them,dimonds to marry them, clubs to beat them, and spades to bury the bastards

If you've watched Yugioh Abridged by Little Kuriboh, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Duke Devlin's theme song plays every time he walks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Seto secretly reads Puppyshipping, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, copy this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy this into your profile.

If you believe the government should make Levees, not war, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever hit your nose on a glass window, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're okay with laughing at yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

"They hurt her"

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared.

Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

.:FIRE:.

xYou have a short temper.
xYou often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
xYou like to play with fire.
xYou are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
xYou often lose control over yourself.
xYou can be quite reckless.
xYou sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
xPeople have often called you insane.
Total: 8

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
xYou like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
xYou are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
xYou like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
xYou are very generous.
Total: 4

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
xYou don't mind getting dirty.
xYou form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
xYou care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
xYou rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 4

.:AIR:.

xYou have a free spirit.
xYou hate rules.
xYou prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
xYou hate to be restrained.
xYou are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
xYou tend to be impatient.
xYou are easily distracted.
xYou can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
xYou wish you could fly.
Total: 9

.:DARKNESS:.

xYou spend most of your time alone.
xYou prefer nighttime over daytime.
xYou like creepy things.
xYou like to play tricks on people.
xBlack is your favorite color.
xYou often of always prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.
xYou don't talk much.
You are an atheist.
xYou don't mind watching scary movies.
xYou love to break the rules.
Total: 9

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
xYou are spiritual.
xWhen someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
xYou believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
xYou hate violence.
xYou hope for world peace.
xYou are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 6

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. and are 100 percent proud of it. copy this into your profile.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD, put this in your profile.

If you stand up for God every chance you have, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're a Christian, and not ashamed to let everyone know it, copy and paste this.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is completely insane, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Beast boy should just kiss Raven already, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 percent of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 percent that rock out everyday, put this in your profile.

If you've ever had to look at your own penname to write it in an email paste this in your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.(almost every girl in the world needs to copy this)

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If lots of people in your family get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you screamed "FINALLY! IT'S ABOUT TIME!" when the "special scene" in Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo happened before Cyborg said it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have added the names Kratos, Zelos, Genis, Presea, Martel, Yuan, Raine, Mithos, ect. (any character of any anime/game/ect.) to your word dictionary because you were getting sick of seeing that stupid red squiggly line all over the place while writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you understand things that some adults older than you do not and ignore you until you SHOW them what you know and you surprise them paste this in your profile.

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical was a crappy movie, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had to ask your best friend your OWN Phone/Cell Number to tell another Friend paste this in your profile.

A good friend tells you when you're acting crazy. A best friend will tell you and then join you in your crazy act. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have a best friend.

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.

If you have/had a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have gotten hit by a basketball, soccer ball, baseball, or volleyball, more than 5 times, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives what’s so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Akatsuki Quiz Thingy!! (YAY! WHOOP WHOOP!)

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[x] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4 ]

Konan
[ ] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[X] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[ ] -Many people find me attractive.
[ ]- I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[ ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. (plus i'm homeschooled)
[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 2 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[ ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. (and random!! XD)
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4 ]

Sasori
[X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[ X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me. (she can and she cant but I still love her!)
[ X] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 6 ]

Deidara
[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[ ] - I hate Tobi.
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 2 ]

Kakuzu
[ ] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[X] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[X] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 4 ]

Hidan
[ ]I have a cussing/swearing problem.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[ ] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[X] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[ ] - I have cut myself on purpose before.
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3 ]

Zetsu
[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[X] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[X] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 7 ]

Tobi
[X] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[X] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[X] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[X] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 6 ]

Orochimaru
[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[ ] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[X] - Snakes are AWESOME!
[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 3 ]

...Whoo! Zetsu RULES! \*O*/ I luv him!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it- I am a christen, I am straight, but I'm not homophobic!

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ is his Son. Then copy and paste this in your profile. If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:

"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

here's a 13 year old girl, and she wished

that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost

If you have tried to convince everyone you know that David Bowie does not exist and he's really Jareth in disguise, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went to save Jack Sparrow just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you or anyone you know thinks that Jareth needs to quit pining over Sarah and start pining over you, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you are a rabid fan of Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste this into your profile, or Ozai will GET YOU.

If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. (both of us)

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

"I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up"

-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

-x-x-x-

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

(x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

(x) You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

(x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(x) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together=30

-x-x-x-

I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one obsessed with Twilight.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that loves Justin Bieber.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,
The one who likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that really wants to make a difference.
The one that sticks to her values.
The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.
The one that people like, because she's crazy.
The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it.
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
The one who won't give in.
The one won't give up.

: Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost