I am so terribly sorry for keeping everyone waiting. My laptop had gotten a virus, and it ate away the entire hard drive. So now I have a brand new Dell PC which I will try to take care of. I said try. So he is the final chapter you have all been waiting for.

Soon the night began to disappear from the sky. It was dawn. The first beams of light glared on the eyes of Kagome, who rubbed her eyes and got up. She began to shake everyone to get up except Inuyasha. Once that was done, all of the girls each grabbed a handful of Inuyasha's hair and began to pull him out of the sand.

Suddenly, he awoke screaming in pain, "OUCH! WHAT THE FUCK, MY HAIR! WHO THE HELL IS PULLING MY HA - -," Inuyasha was choking on sand that Plankton threw at him. He couldn't figure out who threw it so he wrongly accused Miroku of doing it.

"He did it! Not me." Miroku pointed to Plankton, who was looking the other way and whistling. Finally, Inuyasha was completely out of the sand. He calmly stood up and dusted the sand off of his clothes.

"You bitches are lucky you are girls. I don't hit girls." Inuyasha mumbled angrily.

"C'mon guys let's get going." Sango said and everyone ran over to the boat.

MEANWHILE

"Where are we?" Rin said while sitting on a small island.

Then Squidward shouted, "We're in the middle of NOWHERE!"

MEANWHILE ON NARAKU'S ISLAND

Suddenly, the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy theme song began to play. Naraku didn't have a clue where it was coming from and the two super heroes ran onto the scene looking very serious.

"Are you Naraku?" Mermaid Man asked and the theme music paused.

"Why, yes. Yes I am. And this is my wife Se----"

"Prepare to fight for EEEVVIILLLL never wins!" The theme song began to play as the two heroes jumped on Naraku and began to beat him up. Mermaid Man smashed his face into the ground repetitively while Barnacle Boy twisted his legs like a pretzel.

"What's going on here?!" Sandy yelled and everyone froze.

"What the fuck? Sesshomaru what the hell are you doing here?! And since when did you have boobs?!?!" Inuyasha then passed out from shock.

"Sandy, I thought you said the wife was a woman?" Miroku asked with a mixture of disappointment and shock in his voice.

"The picture looked like a girl, due to the make up and all." Sandy explained.

Plankton randomly cried, "What did you old guys do to my idol," He ran over to Naraku, "Oh man. Are you ok?" Naraku ignored Plankton, accidentally squished him as he stood up, and dusted off his tight white clothes which showed off his gross unhealthy looking body.

"Can't you all see? I am a woman. I have always been. Can't you just accept that?" Sesshomaru spoke in a girly voice and about to cry.

"I love Sesshomaru. He was made for me…well she. We are married and we moved to this island to get away from those who refuse to accept our type of relationship. I mean I gave Sandy a map because I figured she would be ok with it. She is cool like that." Naraku explained to everyone who listened, including Inuyasha who had awoken from unconsciousness to hear it.

"I accept your relationship, oh Great Evil Lord." Plankton said peeling himself off of the ground. Once again, Naraku ignored him.

"Of course I am ok with you guys. It only shocked me because I thought…yeah you know already but I am cool with it like you said." Sandy stated.

"Wait. Are you still evil?" Barnacle Boy asked Naraku.

"Eehhh, no. I guess not. And to prove it," Naraku paused to search in his pockets, "Kagome, take my jewel shards. I won't be needing them." He placed a handful of the shards in her hand. She stood there incredulous to what had just happened, staring at the sparkling pinkish purple sacred jewel shards.

"Wow Kagome, that's like five of them." Sango said standing next to her.

"It's great to see someone who has realized that there is no need for evil and crime." Mermaid Man complimented while putting his right arm around Naraku's shoulder. Barnacle Boy patted him on the back and then there was a white flash which left the three rubbing their eyes.

"Autograph!" Spongebob excitedly shouted while running towards his favorite heroes with a picture in his hands. He just took it himself but the color in it was still developing.

"Just freeze and," Spongebob obeyed Barnacle Boy's words, "And we will give you an autograph."

"None of this happened. He isn't married to the villain. He isn't married to the villain. And worst of all the villain is GUY. None of this happened." Inuyasha said to himself like a mad man.

"Aw this is just awesome! Two guys that aren't married to women means that there are two less married women in the world. I love gay guys! They make my life easier." Miroku said happily. He smiled about it until Sango slapped him.

"You seem to forget about gay girls. What if those two women happen to be married to other women?" Sango spoke, destroying Miroku's happy theory.

"I hate lesbians." He mumbled under his breath.

"Lord Sesshomaru! We found you!" Rin wrapped her arms around him.

"Who's we?" Sesshomaru asked. He looked up to see Jaken, running straight at him, Patrick, walking with a stupid expression on his face, and Squidward, who was back to his normal self again. Jaken hugged Sesshomaru and he pushed him off which sent him flying into a tree.

"Well, we are all together again." Spongebob said, holding his signed photo of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

"Lord Sesshomaru, since when did you have those things?" Rin curiously asked. Sesshomaru looked away. He reached in his shirt and pulled out both of the coconut shells and threw them away.

"What things, Rin?" Sesshomaru asked nervously.

"Who are those weird guys?" She asked him. The island people were watching everybody. One was making a fire and another stood beside him holding a doll that looked like Naraku.

"Ooo! Look, my fans are at it again!" Naraku clapped his hands.

"Rin, those are the island natives and Naraku seems to think that they like him." Sesshomaru explained to the curious little girl. The island people put a big black pot filled with water on top of the fire. It came to a boil and they threw the Naraku doll into the water. The real Naraku's skin began to turn red, "Honey, are you ok? Your skin looks weird."

"Yeah, I'm fine snook ums. They are so cute. Bathing my look alike. One day they will give me a bath." The one villager man took the doll out of the pot and threw it into the fire under it. The real Naraku started to smoke. When he realized this, he began to run around in circles and scream. He screamed even louder as the smoke soon turned into flames. Everyone watched silently until he completely burned to ashes.

"YAY!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

Plankton was laying on the ground crying, "NOOOO!!! You weren't supposed to die!"

"Well, there goes my husband. Not that I care. C'mon, Rin. Let's leave this stupid place." Rin didn't hear him because she was to busy singing.

"Ashes, ashes," She sang spreading the ashes everywhere, " We all fall down!"

"I should have never taught her that song." Sesshomaru thought to himself.

"Well, I must admit, this was an interesting adventure." Kagome said and everyone agreed.

"You know, I never figured out where that music was coming from when the hero guys came here." Sesshomaru said. He looked up in the trees and saw monkeys dressed in suits and holding orchestra instruments. He shook his head trying to pretend he did not see that.

"Let's boogie!" Patrick randomly yelled. Kagome set up her boom box and popped in a CD. The first song that played was "Milkshake". Sesshomaru, wearing his coconut shell boobs, began dancing and everyone formed a circle around him. Patrick and Spongebob hopped in the circle and joined him, until stripper music began to play. Sesshomaru stood by a little tree, using it as a pole.

"Take it off!" The girls were shouting at him. Kagome and Sandy threw dollar bills at him while Inuyasha threw rocks at him and missed terribly. Once Sesshomaru was completely undressed, Inuyasha was throwing up.

"You don't like this?" Sesshomaru asked Inuyasha kneeling beside him.

"Eww get away from me! Oh my gosh I can't believe I saw my brother's ugly…" Before Inuyasha could finish his sentence, Sesshomaru butted in.

"What's so ugly about it," Sesshomaru didn't even let him speak, "Get off my island!"

"Make me." About ten seconds later, Inuyasha is seen flying through the air and into the water. He did return to the island one day in a disguise. He had grown a full mustache and cut his hair really short. Nobody recognized him, even his own brother, who kissed him and tried to make out with him.

"Get off me! I am your brother you sicko!" Inuyasha explained.

"Oops…" Sesshomaru backed away and vomited. Once this was over, Inuyasha told everybody who he was and they all lived happily ever after on the island, all desperately in need of mental help but they never received it.

THE END!

Was this a good ending? I am just doubting it for some reason. Send me a review to tell me how I did.