Our Messed Up Teenage Life

Chappy 1: Orochimaru Saved My Butt!

Me: Guahahahahaha! Behold, My VERY FIRST STORY! Bad reviews, and... I'll kill you!!

Gaara: Hn. Line thief.

Me: Oh, don't be grumpy Gaara-kun! Now, back to the topic at hand... DO MY DISCLAIMER KNAVE!!

Gaara: What?! Why?! It's not like anyone reads these beginning thingies anyways!

Me: The lawyers do! If I get sued, then you're coming down with me, dammit!!

Gaara: Hn. Fine. SnakeyLobve does not own Naruto, or her friend Cheyanne. She, does, however, own herself.

Me: Awesome! Now, tell them what will happen with flames!

Gaara: -sigh- Fine, but keep bugging me, and I'll kill you. Flames will be used to burn the jerk that sent it. Constructive criticism, however, is greatly appreciated. Happy now?

Me: Yes, quite. Thank you Gaara-kun!! Now! On with teh story!

Everyone: 'Bout time! This had better be good!

"Talking"

'Thinking'

(Mean side thinking) 'Mean Side Thinking'

"Jade! Get UP! Your going to be late for school!" yelled my human alarm clock, who, sadly, didn't have a snooze button (sigh Soooo irritating!). I drowsily checked my calendar, noting that it was, in fact, Saturday. "Grrr. Mom!! It's SATURDAY! Leave me alone!" I yelled, suddenly noticing that my TV was off. 'Hm, that's odd. I NEVER turn my TV off, the monsters'll get me!... Maybe mom turned it off 'cause it was too loud (BETTER NOT HAVE!) I'll ask.' "Hey, mom! Did you turn my TV off last night?? You know I don't turn my TV off or else the monsters will EAT MEEEEEE!" I shouted through the door. "Hmm. No! I never went into your room! Maybe you turned it off in your sleep!" she shouted back.

I scoffed. 'As if! I'm not THAT stupid! Gosh!' I would never turn it off during my sleep. Just as I thought that, my TV turned on. I looked around and concluded that my remote was on the floor. (A/N: I bet you think that Ima go through the TV! THINK AGAIN! Muahahaha!) Just then, I saw the hair of some creepy ghost person. As soon as I blinked, it was right in front of my face. "Aaaaaaaaaaaah!" I screamed, hoping my mom would hear me. But, since I'm usually paranoid about EVERYTHING, she thought I was kidding around, and didn't come to my rescue '-scoff- HOW COULD SHE?!'

I blinked once more, and noticed it was multiplying! 'Oh god, oh god, oh god!' My heart was racing as I reached for my door knob, but before I could grab it, I felt a slimy tongue wrap around my arm and pull me under the bed. I nearly screamed, but held it in. There, right in front of me, was Orochimaru! "Shh! It's ok! Ghosts and monsters NEVER go under the bed!" Orochimaru whispered to me. (This is what I looked like – o.O before something unexpected happened. And that was...) I found a small smirk find its way onto my face, which soon turned into a wide smile, which soon turned into.. "Heh heh... HehehahhaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Are you kitten me?! Ahahaha! I've never heard of such a thing!!" A glare sent my way caused me to stop, cough a little, and get back to reality. Orochimaru continued to ward of those... Things, and kept me safe.

Then, I saw something that shocked me. It was this girl from a dream I had not too long ago.

Dream-y Flashback Sequence of DOOM! (A/N: Heh, I really did have this dream!)

It was late at night, and I was walking through a mansion. When out of the blue, I looked around and was like "Hey, I know! This must be a dream!!". The second I said that, I stepped in doggy doo-doo. -sweatdrop- I was just about to yell, when I noticed that I couldn't move. All I could see was a girl that looked sort of like Samara, gripping my arm. I told myself over and over "Wake up, wake up!!". Then, I woke up... Or so I thought. Since I still couldn't move, and I seen her lying on my bed (Well, actually I could only see her hair) and I was trying to move, but I couldn't move, talk, or breath. Then, I really woke up.

End Dream-y Flashback Sequence of DOOM!

I was all, "Wait, man! I know her!! Lemme talk to her" Orochimaru looked weary, but agreed. The girl came under the bed and I started shaking her. "WHAT'S YOUR DEAL, MAN! WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?! I couldn't breath for gods sake!!" She looked sad for a moment, and said to me in an empty voice "I'm sorry. I was trying to warn you about this" growling, I was all up in her face. "Didn't help too much, did it? Seeing as here I am, being attacked by freaky ghost-y things!!" She flinched and I suddenly felt really bad. I gave her a hug and said "Listen man, I'm sorry. You did your best". I was about to start a conversation but I hear Orochimaru cough. We looked in his direction and he looked at me and said "Enough chit-chat, Jade. We have to go."

"How do you know my name??" I asked quizically. "I just do, now come on. And no, we cannot bring her with us. She will cause trouble. Now, grab my hand" I looked sadly at my new, sort of kind of friend, and grabbed Orochimaru's hand. Suddenly, I felt warm all over, and I was knocked out. The first thing I though about before drifting off into a deep sleep was 'Oh man! I never ate breakfast!!'. Then, blackness surrounded me.

Me: There y'all go! Very first chappy to my very first story! Yeah, yeah, I know. Lord Orochimaru was quite OOC, but I like him better like this!! Gaara-kun, what did you think??

Gaara: Honestly, I thought it sucked.

Me: -goes all teary-eyed- D-do you really mean that, G-Gaara-kun?

Gaara: -sigh- No... 'Yes' Now stop crying, ya brat.

Me: OK GAARA-KUN! Oh, and just to inform you all, I shall have a new guest every chapter! Now, Gaara-kun, if you will?

Gaara: Right. See that pretty blue button down the—

Me: Actually, Gaara-kun, it's more of a purple-y blue.

Gaara: Shut up, I'm doing it aren't I? Now. See that pretty purple-y blue button down there? (Me: smiles triumphantly) You will click it and send SnakeyLobve here a review, or I'll kill you!

Me: Heh heh. A review, or I'll kill you. That rhymes XD. Thanks for reading and say byebye to Gaara-kun!! Gaara-kun, say bye.

Gaara: Hn. Bye.

Me: Good boy—

Tobi: Nuuu! Tobi's a good boy!!

Me: Go away Tobi! Now, bye everyone! And remember R&R! I'll try to get chapter 2 up as soon as possible. If people like it of course .