Yo. Welcome to my little corner of this huge website, properly labeled... 'OxVanillaPeachesxO's Little Corner'. =3

Name: I change it on a regular basis. (Not possible, you say? Well I say, SCREW YOU!) This time it's Brianna.

Age: Somewhere over a billion.

Location: Venus

Quote: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one's for you."

Line: "IT'S OMEGA TIME!"

Fun Fact: The Japanese word for 'vanilla' is 'banira'. Rearrange the letters, and you can end up with 'Briana' and if you add another 'n', you get my (temporary) name. Creepy, ne?

Things That Tick Me Off:

Blah vs. Blah: The Quest for Blah Blah Blah's love!

Just because there's a rival for someone's love, doesn't mean they have to be total b*tches! In real life, people can be as beautiful as an angel, but ruder than imaginable. That's not attractive; you're not going to want someone who'll be pissy to all your friends and whatnot. REALISTIC, people. (Unless it's parody. x3)

Oh, wow, lemme check thi--HOLY F*CK!

There are reasons that warnings were invented. Please use them; I don't want to click on a story without knowing who're the main characters, and find freaking Orochimaru screwing Iruka. That's not pleasant for the eyes, in case you don't know.

Update, now! TTLY LUV IT!

A review is for good feedback and constructive critsism. It's annoying as hell when all you right is "I love it! Update!". That's not a review; that's you being impatient.

OMG, txtng in strys is not cul!

It's fanfiction. Not the conversation between you and your best friends on your cell phone.

Julia the shinobi!

I can't stand it when people put Western names in anime stories. Anime is Japanese animation! USE A FRIGGIN JAPANESE NAME, FOR THE LOVE OF ASPHALT! You don't see Kishimoto (creator of Naruto) making the main character's name 'Johnny'.

So I have the Sharingan, Byakugan, Rinnegan, a bijuu, and I know every jutsu known to man--SHUT THE HELL UP!

Mary-Sues. I will stab everyone who creates one. This includes everybody liking them, characters instantly falling in love with them, yada yada yada. The series doesn't revolve around your character; don't make it so!

There, I'm done. I may seem like a biATCH with this, but it's how I feel, and in the words of the old lady, DEAL WITH IT. =B

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Anime-Kunoichi,Chinbaldo,Naruto Ninja44, OxVanillaPeachesxO

Pairings: NaruHina, SasuSaku (although she'd be miserable in truth), NejiTen, ShikaTema, KonanxAnyone (because she's the awesome sauce), SasoSaku, and ItaHina.

Oh, and I found this really weird picture of a fat guy! Here's the link:

http:///fat-guy.jpg

Favorite Anime Characters:

Naruto

Tobi/Madara

Gaara

Shikamaru

Hinata

Naruto

Itachi

Pein

Gai (cracks meh up real good)

Lee (look above poodles)

Konan

Sakura

Pokemon

Dawn

May

Max

Soledad

Team Rocket's Meowth

Card Captor Sakura

Tomoyo

Syaoran

Death Note

Near

L

Light

Mello

11-26-09

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Favorite random song: Meet Me Halfway by The Black Eyed Peas, Sex on Fire by Kings of Leon, The Flood by Escape the Fate, 21 Guns by Green Day, It's All Your Fault by P!nk, Short Change Hero by The Heavy, Last Resort by Papa Roach, Bring Me to Life by Evanescence, Party Like a Rock Star by Shop Boyz, In the End by Linkin Park, Radio by Beyonce (It makes meh wanna dance), Temperature by Sean Paul

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're SCREWED.

"Oh shaiza, I do believe the world is ending."

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, MyObsessionIsGaara, kage kui, NejiTenfanforever, 9shadowcat9, OxVanillaPeachesxO

DEATH is life's way of telling you, "You're fired!"
SUICIDE is human's way of telling life, "You can't fire me bitch-I QUIT!"

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, OxVanillaPeachesxO

Time is a wonderful teacher, but it kills all its pupils. -.-

Whoever said nothing's impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you say "Things can't get any worse" God will then proceed to take it as a challenge. Be warned.

Akatsuki Signs!!

Itachi -/_\-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o o/

Tobi @

Kakuzu --.--

Sasori -.-

Hidan o.o

Copy and paste this to help them achieve WORLD DOMINATION!! (And get more COOKIES!!)

I agree with the dictionary; Girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Okay, this is all my stories, and what their statuses are.

ALREADY POSTED:

BaD MoRnInG, AkAtSuKi

Status: Complete!

Side Notes: Very, very, very minor KakuzuOC is funny.

Honey, I'm Home

Status: Temporary hiatus.

Side Notes: I've hit a MAJOR writer's block for this story, but I'm trying to come up with some more ideas. Sowwy, everyone! But I guarantee it'll be back and running soon.

Milkshake

Status: Complete!

Side Notes: Well of COURSE it's complete, it's a one-shot. xD

My Humps

Status: Complete!

Side Notes: I mean, what one-shot isn't complete?

Christmas is Full of Surprises!

Status: Being rewritten, though complete.

Side Notes: Since this was one of my earlier works, it's not so great, so I'm rewriting it. Can't say when the rewrite'll be back up, though.

Precious?

Status: Complete!

Side Notes: Uh...

Hidden Sanctuary

Status: Complete!

Side Notes: dreamy sigh Don't you just love a DeidaraOC one-shot? WELL, I know I do.

The Tides

Status: Poetry Complete!

Side Notes: Is it difficult to review? -.-

Christmas Wish

Status: Currenly being rewritten, complete.

Side Notes: Like my other story Christmas is Full of Surprises, one of my first works, so it needs some improving.

Crimson Depression

Status: Complete, of course.

Side Notes: Truth be told, I absolutely DESPISE NaruSaku (because I know that Hinata is better for him) but it had to be written. Just because Hinata is freaking AWESHUM!! Yes, she will be a bit OOC. But it's angst people, so I had to make her slightly OOC to fit my story. u.u

SOON TO BE POSTED:

Complex Criminals

Summary: This is a collection of works that a brave authoress managed to write. The Akatsuki, truth revealed. Rated T for Hidan’s mouth.

Genre(s): Humor, Parody

Category: Naruto

"You failed your math test. How do you expect to go anywhere in life?"

"I jump somebody, take their car keys, and go wherever. Duh."

A Ode to Yaoi

If yaoi were vodka

And I were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And I ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up

They say that guns don't kill people; people do. I disagree-I mean, come on, I don't think if you stood around and shouted "BANG!" no one would get injured...

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters? It's a straight tie between Hinata, Konan, Naruto, and Tobi.

2. What is your favorite pairing? NaruHina. So adorable together.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Yaoi makes the world go round.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I've cosplayed Deidara about 3 times, once for an anime con, and twice for Halloween, Hinata for a costume party, and Konan for another anime con (you know, the blue hair was a killer)

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: So much I don't feel like listing it.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Deidara...or maybe Itachi... ///

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina, but he doesn't deserve her love...man, what a soap opera line. -.-

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? NEITHER, cos Sakura is too good for any of the boys and Sasuke is a disgrace to emos around the world

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7, no competition

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nah, cos Tobi is actually Ma-NO SPOILERS!!

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Well DUH, I mean, they already told us this in the anime AND manga. -.-

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi. Hands down.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? ANTI all the way, brotha!

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Hell yeah; I'm a Narutard.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yosh. KONAN-CHAN, WHOOP MADARA'S ASS!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Totally. They just haven't told him yet.

17. Sub or dub? Subs, the dubs annoy my ears.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pre-Shippuden, anti. 'Cause she was a Sasuke fangirl. And Sasuke needs to burn in a pit.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Annoyingly funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Heck to the yeah.

21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Sexy nerd. xDDDDD

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara. Take that hair out of his ponytail, put him in a dress, and BAM you've got yourself a girl. (A flat-chested girl, but a girl no less)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird and awesome.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Hmm...probably Itachi, if he started giggling, or Hinata, if she starting cussing like a sailor at Naruto.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Really? You wanna ask that question?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I'll let you figure that out.

27. Do you like lemons? I'm no Jiraiya, but I like a bit of citrusy stuff every now and then.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Well, I scream about them everyday, but my dad doesn't. He can tell the difference between good and evil, though. -.-

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Oh my God, Kakashi is the whole show, man. Him and Clucky run it.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Hell. Yes.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yesh. My cousin/brother, my friend Michella, and my GRANDMOTHER. O_o

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Mhm. Funny too.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Plenty of times. And they still wonder where I get my inspiration...

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? It's a fact.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I was broke even BEFORE I became obsessed with Naruto...but yes, anywho.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Der. It looks so interesting...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Okay, really, who's the straight-up moron that thought of THAT idea?

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I can't count that high.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Ergh, Sasuke was NEVER sexy. -.-

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Too many of them!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Oh yeah. HELL yeah.

9/11 changed the United States of America forever. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree.