Hey all you creepy stalkers!

Update 11.19.2015: Felicitations to you, my profile viewers and readers! I have wonderful news for those of you fluent in Deutsch! The inestimably talented Scarestone has undertaken a quest - to translate Fragile into German! It's all very exciting and I am honored to present the first fruits of Scarestone's labors: fanfiktion (dot) de/s/ 564e1369000446bb3474fcbb Happy reading! Genießen!

Update 6.14.13: All of my stories are now complete. I'm sorry about the state of Enough but I just cannot fight with it anymore. I hope you can live with the ending, I know I sure can! Thanks to everyone who's stuck with me and all the newcomers who have been so kind as to drop reviews on my other two stories. Bless you all for keeping my ego well and inflated ;)

Update 1.20.13: Due to writers block and an insatiable desire to spend my last semester of university with friends rather than cooped up writing, Enough is on hiatus. As per previous update, I've started the last chapter and I will finish it. That being said, it's not a priority right now. Thank you for your understanding and I apologize to the fans who have been asking after this particular story. I just can't seem to work past that block. I may be posting some oneshots but this story just isn't clicking right now.

Update 12.26.12: I liiiiiive! Well...sort of. I just polished off the last of my grad school applications for a little while (staying up until 6 am to do so) and have finally given up arguing with the bloodsuckers in student accounts about getting my transcripts in a timely fashion. It's that time of year, boys and girls! Galimeril has finally said Fudge This! (Only I didn't say fudge... ;) The final chapter of Enough is now under construction after a very busy semester (who knew taking a creative writing class would cut into fanfic writing time?!) and truly awful writer's block. I'm hoping to have it up and running by the new year with the caveat that my mum's birthday is also that day. I have a niggling plotbunny for the Avengers universe so keep an eye out for that but remember the words of Douglas Adams: "I love deadlines! I like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."

Update 7.28.12: Once again it is time to talk about RL and fanfiction. I have not had time to work on Enough at all and finishing my research project, presenting and moving back the midwest are going to make that even more true. Updates for this will probably happen in early August at which point I will likely finish the story. You're almost there, stick with me! That being said, I'd like to thank everyone who has reviewed and favorited my stories! Fragile has been more successful than I could ever have dreamed and A Question of Fashion has received so many favorites. Thank you for making me feel like my work is well received! Remember to review if you favorite, I'd like to know what exactly it is that I'm doing right, whether it's angst, torture scenes or bromance. No judgement here, let me know what's good so I can write it, I do this for you! And reviews are crack...and I like crack. A lot... Don't judge me!

galimeril

I doubt anyone will read this, but that's ok...

Let's see, important stuff... I AM A GINGER!! Mwahahahaha! The rumor about us not having souls is true, in case you were wondering. I'm also a bio/chem double major who just finished a masters in botany and loves reading fanfiction instead of studying. When I'm not doing that or going to class or researching, I'm hangin' with friends and quilting.

I've finally plucked up my courage enough to post some of my own work, I hope you like it!

I'm also interested in: Buffy, Angel, House, Criminal Minds, NCIS, NCIS: LA, Smallville, Wolf's Rain, Bleach, Merlin, Eureka, Dead Like Me, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, MASH, The Mentalist, Charmed, POTC, Serenity/Firefly, Inkheart Trilogy, HP, Good Omens, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, Darker than BLACK, Kingdom of Heaven, Avatar: TLA, Doctor Who, Being Human, Lost Girl, Burn Notice, Sherlock, Leverage, Sleepy Hollow, Intelligence, Almost Human, The Walking Dead, Hell on Wheels...These are in no particular order, nor is the list complete :)

Soooo... I guess that's it.

I'll be adding favorite quotes here as well.

This is galimeril, signing off!

Quotes Section

Science:
If you don't make mistakes, you're doing it wrong.
If you don't correct those mistakes, you're really doing it wrong.
If you can't accept that you're mistaken, you're not doing it at all.

"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." Nathan Drake

"He's so dumb, he couldn't figure out how to pour water from a boot with the instructions on the heel!" NCIS: Los Angeles

"Why did this happen?"
"Y is a crooked letter, nobody ever got it straight." The Unit

"Loneliness is just about the scariest thing out there" Joss Whedon

'Courage is not the towering oak that see's storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow.' Alice M Swain

'Madness has no purpose or reason; but it may have a goal.'

'Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.'

'It is always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.'

'Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.'

'Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.'

'Just because you're smart doesn't mean that the other guy is stupid.'

'Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.'

'You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes. You will learn a lot today.' Curse you fortune cookie!

'You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game.'

'Don't blink, don't even blink! Blink and you're dead! They are fast, faster than you can believe! Don't turn your back, don't look away and don't blink! Good Luck.' Doctor Who

'You said there were five people left alive inside this room?' 'Yeah, so?' 'Then why are there six...?' Doctor Who

'The trick to life isn't getting what you want. It's wanting it even after you get it.'

'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.'

In the style of the hyenas in 'The Lion King:'
Me: "Great idea! No more opening shifts! No opening! No opening! La la la la laaa la la!"
One of my Besties: "Idiots, there will be opening!!! (But you said...) Someone else will do opening!! Shove those shifts onto them, and you'll never have to get up early again!!!!!"

"You stick the thingy in and SCREW!" -same bestie! (She was talking about a FUSE! you dirty minded people *shame finger*)

'Imagination is intelligence having fun.'

'Something doesn't make sense... let's go poke it with a stick." 11th Doctor (Matt Smith)

'Holy Kleenex Batman, it was right under our noses and we blew it!'

Dreamlord: "Ask me what happens when you die in reality."
Doctor: "What happens if you die in reality?"
Dreamlord "You die stupid, that's why it's called reality!" Dr. Who Series 5

From my roommate's SWE shirt: 'Pessimists see the glass half empty, Optimists see it half full. The engineer sees a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.'

'People think I'm a monster but I really have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my desk.' ;)

'Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.'

'One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.'

'We do what we must because we can' Still Alive, Portal

'There's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying til you run out of cake' See above

'May you live in interesting times and always find what you are looking for." Chinese Curse

'Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?'

'Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.'

'If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.'

'It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts' Sherlock Holmes

'When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.' Sherlock Holmes

'Reason is not automatic. Those who deny it cannot be conquered by it.'

'The woods are just trees. The trees are just wood.' Into the Woods

'Slotted spoons don't hold much soup...but they can catch the potato' Into the Woods

'A closed mouth gathers no foot.'

'If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane.'

'Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.'

'Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!'

'Sure, power corrupts, but absolute power *is* kinda fun...' Me in my philosophy class

'It’s okay to let your mind go blank; but please turn off the sound.' Sound advice

'The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. '

'When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.'

'That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.'

'This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.'

'I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.' Douglas Adams

'The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes...'

'Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.'

'When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.' The same bestie with the fuse ;)

'The early bird may get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.'

"They say 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people', but honestly, I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "Bang," I don't think many people would be dead..."

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished'

'If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.'

"When all else fails, blow it up." Better words of wisdom have never been uttered *look of bliss*

'Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.'

"Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap, screaming obscenities is free."

"Okay, this is stupid, childish and dangerous…we start on 3."

'When you get to the men's room, you will see a sign that says, “Gentlemen.” Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.'

'I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.'

'If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.'

'If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?'

'Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?'

'There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you're going to die after leaning back in your chair a little too far.'

'Nothing sucks more than the moment in an argument where you realize you're wrong.'

'I'm not so great at advice... can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?'

'Some see the glass as half full. Some see it as half empty. I don't really care which one it is; I just want to know who the hell is drinking my coffee.'

'I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.'

"Underwear Grandma strikes again..." One of my RA's

'Glass half empty, glass half full... who cares?! There's room for vodka!'

"Where did you come from?"
"45 years ago, an enigma gave a paradox a very special hug" White Collar (Peter, Mozzie)

'I've never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a lesson about the limitations of wax as an adhesive.' xkcd 'What if?' #29

"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." Eleanor Roosevelt

"In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey, you should see me in a crown." Sherlock (Moriarty)

"Fear me, I've killed hundreds of Time Lords"
"Fear me. I killed all of them." Doctor Who (House, The Doctor) 'The Doctor's Wife'

'Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.' Arthur C. Clark

'Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.' Oscar Wilde

'Some people can handle alcohol - you know who you are. Some people can't - you have no clue!' Gabriel Iglesias