Ozmahide bio
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter. The accompanying picture of The Blues Wizards (Alatar/Elwood and Pallando/"Joliet" Jake) was drawn by the wonderfully talented Murasaki99! Murasaki99 and I happened to be talking about Lord Of the Rings recently, and I said that I'd always pictured the two long lost Blue Wizards as looking like Jake and Elwood. And Viola! She drew me this delightful picture! Speaking of delightful pictures, Bridgie has drawn a really lovely illustration for Chapter Seven of "Squib Apprentice." It can be seen here: http:///wizard/firerose/images/fanart.html Notes on my fiction: My kids are the ones who really got me obsessed with the glorious world of Harry Potter and I will always be grateful! (I try to remember how grateful I am when they are making messes in the house and refusing to do their homework... ;-)) I have a menial job at a school, which explains my fondness for a certain grumpy old guy with a cat. My stories are told from Filch's point of view. Snape is another favorite character of mine, who often plays a prominent role. Minerva McGonagall, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Draco Malfoy, Neville, Ginny, Harry, Ron and Hermione appear as well. A "Squib" timeline: Squib Apprentice The Squib and the Cerberus The Squib and the Potions Master The Squib and the Werewolf A Squib Without A Clue Then the (Now AU) fifth-year stories: The Squib and The Death Eaters Squib Doors Squib Wizard (including "To Comfort Gehenna" which happens between chapters one and two) The Way of the Squib To Save A Squib A Squib's Proper Place Squib Puppet Squib Caretaker Squib Summer Squib Guardian |
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Mr Disney Renaissance Pageant Competition by Curlycurlz reviews
It started with Prince Eric's pecs and it ended with Tarzan's iron thighs. 90s-era Disney was a last bastion of masculine perfection, and now they're going to celebrate it with the first-ever, 4-day-long Mr. Disney Renaissance Pageant!
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 2/14/2009
Boromir's Return by Osheen Nevoy reviews
Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete, after nine years as a work-in-progress.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 522,949 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Boromir - Complete
Passages by Gaslight reviews
WIP. 3009, 3rd Age. Boromir brings Myrhil, the daughter of his old arms instructor, to Minas Tirith where the Shadow has already begun to creep over Middle Earth. Boromir&OFC. Later, Grima&OFC. **NO LONGER UPDATED. SEE LAST CHAPTER**
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 180,383 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/19/2008 - Published: 12/28/2002 - Boromir, Grima W.
Not Worth More than Rubies by DJ Caligula reviews
When an ambitious Haradan thief comes to Rohan to steal a priceless necklace, she becomes co-conspirators with the infamous Grima Wormtongue. On hiatus.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,033 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/22/2007 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Grima W., Eowyn
Rumrunner by Nokomiss reviews
Argus Filch has been many things in his life. Squib. Caretaker. Gangster. What was his life like before, back when he didn't stay in the wizarding world? Back when he lived up to the name Manacle?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Argus F.
The Substitute by ColdCoffeeEyes25 reviews
When Hagrid pops the question to Madame Maxime and the wedding date is set for April, the Hogwarts faculty must find a replacement Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Crossover with The Crocodile Hunter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,546 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/22/2003 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Minerva M., Severus S.
What Secrets They Keep by Delaney reviews
In order to save the lives of the Hogwarts students and Staff, Avonell must risk committing the most sinful act any Healer can make.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 63,942 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Severus S.
A'Tiskit A'Tasket A Beltane Story by Darklady reviews
In Ozma's 'Squib' Universe - Flich makes a difficult decision. *grin* Posted with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Argus F.
The Forked Road by Spike Daft reviews
Grima's life under the hand of Saruman. Mostly canon; maybe all canon. Haven't decided..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Grima W., Saruman
Orthanc by bugland reviews
Perspective of Grima Wormtongue, trapped in Orthanc with Saruman (movie & canon). Thanks, Wolfie-thu & the Grima Swooners at Council of Elrond!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2003 - Grima W., Saruman
There Was A Time by Talking Hawk reviews
Treebeard relates to Merry and Pippin a time when Saruman's mind was not bent on world domination. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Treebeard, Saruman
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 979 - Favs: 914 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
Interwoven: The Seamstress and the Lovable Stray by Katinka31 reviews
Britain's last Weaver struggles to finish her first Invisibility Cloak during the year of the Triwizard Tournament. Along the way, she happens to befriend a certain canine that's been lolling about Hogsmeade. (UPDATED JUNE 2004)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,481 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/6/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Sirius B.
The Pointlessness of Living by Eleida reviews
Rated PG for lagnuage, etc in future chapters - only one is up. A squib in a family of wizards meets up with Dudley, runs away, becomes involved n some deadly plots...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Neville Longbottom and the Potions NEWT by Blue Moon Pie reviews
Neville Longbottom studies frantically, even fanatically, for his Seventh Year Potions N.E.W.T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Another nightmare by besnaped reviews
COMPLETE. A short nightmare involving a flash of green light and an unexpected twist. Please, read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/6/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Her, Amid The Slytherins by Demeter1 reviews
Belonging to Slytherin does not automatically make an innocent child evil. Black and white are only two colors... and Pansy Parkinson is all the shades of gray. Part Three: Time Will Tell
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,266 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/25/2002 - Published: 1/24/2002 - Severus S.
Innocence Lost and Found by Iniga reviews
The Dursleys are abusive, but rescuing Harry may mean that Sirius forfeits the chance to prove his innocence and put the war effort in jeopardy. Remus and Sirius help Harry through this rise of darkness as they come to terms with the last one. PreOotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,835 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/25/2001 - Published: 5/11/2001 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
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Squib Apprentice reviews
NOW UPDATED. Filch meets his first cat. A flashback story about Filch's time as apprentice caretaker. Featuring appearances by young Hagrid, Minerva McGonagall and Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,343 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 9/16/2002 - Argus F., Rubeus H.
Squib Guardian reviews
COMPLETE. Now, with Author's Notes added. Sequel to Squib Summer. Snape unintentionally leaves a breach in the Castle's defenses when he creates an Alchemist's Door. Snape and Filch attempt to seal the breach.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Argus F., Severus S. - Complete
Squib Summer reviews
COMPLETE. Co-written with Jelsemium. Sequel to Squib Caretaker. Filch comes to Harry's aid during a brief summer holiday in Muggle London. They encounter fearsome creatures including a Sphinx, a Harpy, and the Dursleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,359 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/9/2002 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
A Squib Without A Clue reviews
Filch finds a Triwizard clue on a narrow staircase and witnesses a confrontation between Snape and Moody. Takes place during Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Argus F., Severus S.
Squib Caretaker reviews
COMPLETE. Students and Professors leave Hogwarts for the summer. Filch discovers that Salazar Slytherin wasn't the only Founder with a Secret. Also featuring McGonagall, Snape and Black. Sequel to Squib Puppet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,417 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2002 - Published: 7/28/2002 - Argus F., Severus S. - Complete
Squib Wizard: To Comfort Gehenna reviews
An out-take from Squib Wizard. Filch attempts to cheer up an injured first year Slytherin girl while they are both in the hospital wing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2002 - Argus F., Severus S.
Squib Puppet reviews
COMPLETE. (Now with Epilogue and Notes added). Filch becomes an unwilling pawn of Lucius Malfoy. Featured characters include Snape, Sirius Black, Draco Malfoy, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Neville. Sequel to A Squib's Proper Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,631 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2002 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Argus F., Severus S. - Complete
A Squib's Proper Place reviews
COMPLETE. Sirius plays a prank on Severus, with unpleasant results for both. Callandra is Sorted. Mrs. Norris's kittens find homes and companions. Filch realizes something new about his own place in the Castle. Sequel to To Save a Squib.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,471 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2002 - Published: 5/4/2002 - Argus F., Sirius B. - Complete
To Save A Squib reviews
COMPLETE. (Now with brief epilogue and notes added.) Filch joins forces with Sirius Black and Severus Snape to save a young Squib from the Death Eaters. Sequel to The Way of the Squib.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,273 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/2/2002 - Published: 4/21/2002 - Argus F., Sirius B. - Complete
The Way of The Squib reviews
COMPLETE. When Mrs. Norris goes into heat, Filch must deal with a host of problems. Other featured characters include Harry, Colin Creevey and Hermione. Sequel to Squib Wizard
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,243 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 4/9/2002 - Argus F., Harry P. - Complete
Squib Wizard reviews
COMPLETE. Filch learns many lessons about the use and abuse of power, and guilt and forgiveness. Featured characters include Snape, McGonagall, Ginny, Neville, and Draco, among others. Sequel to Squib Doors.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,493 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2002 - Published: 3/10/2002 - Argus F., Severus S. - Complete
The Squib and The Werewolf reviews
Filch and Professor Lupin tackle the boggart in Filch's filing cabinet. (Set during Prisoner of Azkaban.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,044 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Argus F., Remus L.
Squib Doors reviews
COMPLETE. Sequel to The Squib and The Death Eaters. Snape faces the consequences of failing his mission. And Filch, Ginny and Neville have a near-fatal detention.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,478 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2002 - Published: 2/24/2002 - Argus F., Ginny W. - Complete
The Squib and The Death Eaters reviews
COMPLETE. Snape learns that some experiments should not be conducted. Filch learns that his power has a price. (Rating changed to PG-13, because of torture and mature themes.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,131 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2002 - Published: 2/11/2002 - Argus F., Severus S. - Complete
The Squib and The Potions Master reviews
Filch follows a trail of blood through the corridors of Hogwarts and finds more than he bargained for. (Set during Harry's first year.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2002 - Argus F., Severus S.
The Squib and The Cerberus reviews
Filch tries to stop Mrs. Norris from discovering what lies beyond the locked door to the Forbidden Corridor. Also featuring Hagrid and Fluffy. (Takes place shortly before Harry's first year.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2002 - Argus F., Rubeus H.
