Self pity only brings you down...

"In the world of love and dating... I'm lost. Get me a GPS." -Unknown

"All is fair in love and war. Especially war" ~Marie Elaine Cullen(Fanfiction writer)

"When life gives you lemons, turn them into apple juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it." - Unknown

"Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, came back." -Unknown

"So you see a ghost, or think you do, and that is what has you scared half to death?" "I'd prefer it if you didn't use the word 'death' but yea..." "Well if I said 'scared half to
watermelon' it wouldn't make sense." -Christian, in the fanfic 'A Ghost Seeing True Love'

"As I walk through the valley in the shadow of death I fear no evil…"

(For I am the baddest mother trucker in the land.)

"When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird." ~Marie Elaine Cullen(Fanfiction writer)

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." - Doulas Adams

"It is surprising that history should be so dull considering that so much of it is invented" - Jane Austen

"When you see doors of opportunity, run up to them and pick the lock." -Unknown

"Don't upset me I'm running out of places to put the bodies." - Unknown

"Life is but a mystery, but there are way too many villains!!" ~Marie Elaine Cullen(Fanfiction writer)

"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -Unknown

"Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over." -Unknown

"People yell, people scream, and some people never realize that life isn't sacred unless you make it so." -Unknown

"When people insult people you love, ignore them. When they insult a book you love, fight them till the death" -Melanie Peterson

Here's to the crazy ones The misfits. The rebels. The trouble makers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them. Disagree with them. Glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can't do, is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see geniuses. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. ~Marie Elaine Cullen(Fanfiction writer)

Best Friend Oath-
I promise to think of You
Each time I trip because of laughing
And I promise to bring you
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to not obey traffic laws
When you call me all upset
And I promise to punch you
When my lungs cant fill with air from laughing our butts off
I promise to blame you
Whenever I am in the emergency room for trying to kick the crap out of the guy that broke your heart
And I promise to let you have the RIGHT side of the bed when you sleep over...Maybe
I promise to support you
Through all of the nuttyness
And I promise to bring the bat when you call because your crazy stalker broke in
I promise to see if you are ok when you fall down the stairs BEFORE laughing
And I promise that I'll get somebody to bail You out of jail... after youve learned your lesson
I promise to take your keys when your drinking
And I promise to let u in on my plans of world domination
I Promise to pull you away from stupid fights
I'll always be there for you
We may fight,
We may act stupid,
We may get sick of each other at times,
But I'll always be there for you,
At the worst of times,
And at the best of them.
I'm here.
Just call,
And Ill be there with cop cars on my tale.
Because I wont stop,
Until I get there to comfort you.
This iz the promise I make to you
My bestest friend.. Scratch that
Sister
~ME

Some people may think i'm stuck-up;
I'm just extremely shy.
Some people may think I'm dorky;
I know I am.
Somw people may think im a brat;
Only if your one to me first.
Some people may think I'm ugly;
Look a little deeper.
Some people may think I'm quiet;
The people that know me wish I was.
The point is this:
If you don't know me,
Dont be a brat.
'cuz it WILL come back to bite you in the butt.

I got this from 3 Brother's profile.

What a Boyfriends SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Don't put her over your friends.
Show her that you value your family
Because face it. That's all friends are.~ Me

not all girls want a perfect boyfriend, and the ones that do will be eternally disappointed, because some things are just too good to be true, and thats one of them. Some of us just want someone who tries, loves us for who we are, and one that tells us the truth straight up, not sparing our feelings.

I got this from 3Brother's profile, and he got it from his sister's. or his profile says he did. Idk really... anyways... moving on.

I'm worse than evil, I'm the author.

Last night I was looking up at the stars, when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed than to open it and prove it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird and say "Bite me".

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews?

If I were a girl, I would despair. The supply of good women in the world far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

Friends: will come and bail you out of jail

Real Friends: will be sitting next to you saying "Man, we fucked up big time, we got caught... let's do it again!!"

If you want to "La Push" Jacob Black off a cliff, post this in your profile.

Team Apple all the way!

Stereotypes suck. Here's all the categories I fall under.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue.

If you hate stereotypes and fall under any of these post it in your profile.

All of them are untrue. Every last one.

I am the girl that you see helping the girl who got her books knocked out of her hands by the jerks.
I am the girl you see calming down the little three year old that lost its mother at the store.
I am the girl that knows it's wrong to tell some one that their ideas are wrong.
I am the girl that will stand up for what they believe is right.
I am the girl that all of the parents love.
I am the girl that will sit down with the kid that is all by themselves and start to talk to them.
I am the girl who knows who her real friends are.
I am the girl who will not leave her friends because something is said about them true or not.
I am the girl who knows what it is like to be made fun of.
I am the girl who loves with all of her heart.
I am the girl that will not walk away when someone is hurt.
I am the girl that will not stand by and watch someone else get hurt.
I am the girl that say "OK, there's nothing to see here move on" and help the person.
I am the girl on the outside looking in.
I am not normal because I am these things, but I am also the one you see being thanked.
So I don't think that I am missing that much by hurting people.

Harry Potter Survey! Yay!

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book?
Prisoner of Azkaban

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie?
Deathly Hallows part 1

Who is your favorite HP character(s)?
Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Tonks, Fred Weasley, and George Weasley. Ther's no possible way to choose.

What house do you prefer to be in?
Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in?
Gryffindor

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite?
Peeves

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best?
Defense against the dark arts and Potions

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts?
Remus Lupin

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch?
Beater

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most?
Beater

Who do you want to make friends with?
Fred, George, and the Maurauders.

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy?
Fred and George, in the regular timelime. The Mauraders in the Maurader timeline.

Why would he/she be your best buddy?
Because they're halariously funny, cute, loyal, pull pranks, break rules, and have possesion of the Maurader's map.

Which character in the book can you relate to?
Neville... I live with my gradmother... and she's strcit... and I definately wouldn't want her coming out of the cabinet as a bogart... although I don't scare easy... and I stand up for myself...

What pet would you get?
Dog. Screw the rules, I'll smuggle him in.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it?

Me in the Maurader's time.

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her?

Yeah. I'd stun the tree, and go in ready for a fight. With Pettigrew.

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction?

Dude, you know you're on the run right? And that if you get seen, You'll be given the kiss? ('Cause he never died the night at the ministry. Nope. I am in denial. And LOVING IT.)
What would be his reaction to your reaction?

He'd say something smart ass, and push past me into my house, then I'd say something smart back, and then run into him and hug him to death. (Not literally, cuz I refuse to let Sirius die, EVER)
If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)?

Fred and George so we could prank people, the remaining Maurader's(Book Timeline)and the Maurader's(Past Timeline)
If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand?

Fred, George, the Mauraders(Both timelines. Im getting lazy. Sue me.)
More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with?

Sirius Black, or Fred Weasley(Pick or choose a timeline.)
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do.

Tonks, cuz at the moment mine is purple.

Post a character that has the same eyes color as you.

Hermione
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned?

Black

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned?

Purple
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned?

Red
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned?

Green
Is this quiz getting boring and too long?

YES!!!!
If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? (Note: it makes you lucky in everything and everything you do won't go wrong.)

I'd save it for the Final Battle, cuz face it, everybody's gonna need all the luck they can get.
Do you like the books more or the movies?

BOOKS!!!!!!!!

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders?

Sirius Black
What would your Patronus take shape in?

Wolf
What would be your Animagus form?

Wolf
What subject do you want to be the best in?

Defense Against The Dark Arts and Potions
This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin?

Sirius Black

Severus Snape or Sirius Black?

Sirius Black

Hermione or Cho?

Hermione.
James Potter or Snape?

James Potter

Hagrid or Snape?

Hagrid

The Marauders or The Golden Trio?

Mauraders. The Golden Trio are too goody goody. They need to learn how to let loose and have fun.

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus?

Animagus
Harry or Ron?

Harry
Fleur or Tonks?

Tonks. I WANNA BE A METAMORPAGUS TOO!!!!!!!
Hermione or Ginny?

Ginny
Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum?

Viktor Krum. 1st off, he doesn't die, and 2ndly, Robert Pattinson is butt ass ugly.

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang?

Luna Lovegood

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist?

Peeves. I think that Dumbledore is a manipulative old fool, who think he knows everything, and needs to be knocked off the pedastool everybody in the books holds him on. Cuz despite what they may think. He;s not perfect, and doesn't have the answers to everything.

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)?

Grawp. Spiders are evil nastly little creepy crawlies that should be squished.
Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes?

Zonko's. What to get for the prank "JAMES, REMUS, SIRIUS, FRED, GEORGE" "You rang" "What do I need to pull operation Snape is a doofus and needs to wash is hair and het his mouth washed out with soap?" "Well" and they start grabbing everything off of shelves and throwing them in my arms.
Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs?

Bertie Botts'. Let's take a risk shall we. "Bet you a galleon that I can eat more than you"

Death Eaters or Aurors?

Aurors. Cuz Death Eaters are cruel, and torcher people for fun. Not to mention that they're all hipocryts cuz they follow and ugly ass wanna be demon, that's half-blood.
Dumbledore or Voldemort?

Dumbledore. I might think he's stupid, but I take stupid over evil any day.
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy?
Bellatrix Lestrange. She's not a stupid woman set in feminist ways. She might be an evil bitch, but she was respected, and knew how to handle herself.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament?

Third. Maybe then I could save Cedric and Harry's asses, and captured wormtail. All it would've took is a 3 way tie, a couple stunners, stealth, and maybe just maybe, Haryy could've helped me bring Voldemort back and hide him in Moody's trunk(After tying him up where it's impossible to touch his arm). There's no way in hell he could've got out of that. And then all we'd have to do is find the Horcrux's, and finally, set up an ambush, get Voldemort to call his followers by force (I meen come on, he's a little bitty baby like creature, take a wand and press it to his arm), let Harry kill him, andwhen the Death Eaters get there,activate an anti-apparation ward, capture them, and put 'em all in Azkaban.

Is this survey fun or boring?
How's frustrating? I'm so sleepy that the words keep running together.

I bid thee a sad farewell... and if I ever say anything like that again... i can will and shall jump under a moving fourwheeler(It's a joke... figurative speech.. yahta yahta yahta)