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Author has written 12 stories for Twilight. My o/s Hot Fun In The Summertime got a lovely rec over at the Perv Pack's Smut Shack (adorably filthy ladies). You can read it here http:// /2011/09/ special-edition-boys-on-boards-lemon.html?zx=89d320111d8271f0 THE VALLEY OF YOUR HEART My story, The Valley Of Your Heart, took Hostess Pick in the LoveLikeFire2011 contest. They gifted me a rather fabulous banner, made by MyRobAddiction, which captures my idea of Jasper perfectly. Linky here http : // twitpic . com / 54d88y remember to take the spaces out! ROAD TRIP My story, Road Trip, won the Best Non-Canon category in the ShowersToFlowers (anonymous) contest. I am thrilled obviously :) This is the banner I won http : // twitpic . com / 5807jc (take out the spaces). It's so hotdamn pretty. ALL THAT'S BEST OF DARK AND BRIGHT My story, All that's best of dark and bright, took Host Pick in the VampSlash contest! I'm totally giddy - really, it's kinda disgusting. I have been gifted a banner, made by the terribly talented Vampireisthenewblack vampslash . files . wordpress . com/2011/06/ hostspickvenis1 . jpg WANT YOU TO WANT ME My story, Want You To Want Me, took 1st place judges vote in the Dirty Talking Jasper contest! Genuinely face-achingly smiley (esp 'cos it was judged by a few ficcers whose stories I adore). |
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Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,854 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
The Story of Claire and Quil by Little Pine reviews
Quil and Claire's story, from their imprint to their happily ever after. Written in both perspectives.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/17/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Claire, Quil Jr. - Complete
The Quiet Room by givemesomevamp reviews
So, I'm a little crazy.You're a little dead, but I don't keep throwing that up in your face."I had to admit she made a valid point. I was still wary, but we out numbered her at least. After all, how much trouble could one small human possibly be. OOC/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 192,504 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 12/10/2015 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Headward Cullen, Jizzper Whitlock and Titlight by FrenchCaresse reviews
Headward Cullen, King of pussy and Pornstar Extraordinaire, lands a role in the new XXX movie,Titlight. Accidentally unearthing co-star Jizzper Whitlock's troubled past leads him on a journey of discovery,sexual identity and friendship. AH,JxE,slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,090 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Edward, Jasper
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4943 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Deadly Instinct by Luna Luce reviews
That one little paper cut caused everyone including his wife to turn their back on Jasper. Knowing that he will not be able to resist the call of human blood any longer he returns to Forks to seek out the one human that he feels caused his downfall.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,578 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Breaking Trinity by VvDeadRosesvV reviews
AH/AU ExB Lemon. Mid-Semester, Senior Year. Bella is escaping Arizona and starting over in Washington. An unexpected hook-up at a party in Port Angeles turns into obsession. What happens when desire becomes too much to control? Rated S for Snarling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,871 - Reviews: 6731 - Favs: 5,206 - Follows: 4,960 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Under the Waves by mssdare reviews
Jasper is a haunted soul who hates his vampire instincts and gets off by inducing emotions in the humans that he hunts. One day he meets a young, desperate man and everything changes. HEAVY Angst, M/M, graphic depictions of violance. Would be rated EXPLICIT if ffnet allowed it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,092 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
If I Had A Voice by agggron reviews
AU. A celebration at the house of Batiatus brings together an unlikely pair: one of the lanista's gladiators and an esteemed guest's body slave.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,754 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Agron, Nasir
Dealing With the Pressure by Layne Faire reviews
His secret yearnings for a classmate, fueled by locker room sneak peeks of exactly what's hiding underneath, force Jasper to take matters in his own hands. Getting caught by the object of his obsessions could suck, right? AU AH SLASHY GOODNESS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Jasper, Edward
I Will Help Shoulder Weight by agggron reviews
Following the fall of the house of Batiatus, Spartacus and his army of freed slaves travel Rome to unshackle those still in chains. When the group liberates a villa, the gladiator Agron encounters a former slave named Nasir. The following is their story.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,748 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Agron, Nasir
Volcanoes Melt Me Down by agggron reviews
What is meant to be a simple mission is compromised when Agron's jealousy gets the better of him.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Agron, Nasir - Complete
The Solace of Day Break by einfach mich reviews
Nasir worries for Agron's safety and wonders at the meaning of a certain kiss. Takes please between episode 5 and 6 of Spartacus Vengeance. Slash and Smut.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Nasir, Agron - Complete
On Gryffindor's Sword by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 127 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Courtship of Tigers by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. It began because Draco happened to notice the way that the collar of Potter's robe encircled his neck when he bent down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
He Who Dares, Watches by Fr333bird reviews
It starts with a dare on the bus but Edward's reaction to Jasper shocks him and results in a journey of self-discovery. AH, high school fic. Explicit adult content - lots of it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,130 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
First Night Out by verityburns reviews
As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 103 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Times Sherlock Had Coffee by verityburns reviews
...and one time he had John instead. SUMMARY: Overseas on a case with his blogger and friend, Sherlock finds that thoughts which are easily suppressed amid the distractions of London are becoming increasingly difficult to ignore... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 73 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not With A Bang But A Whimper by tuesdaymidnight reviews
When Arthur dies in battle, Merlin casts a spell to ensure the once and future king will one day return. But how long will he wait before he loses hope?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Things You Hide by verityburns reviews
Sherlock and John have been working and living together for nearly a year, each finding the other's friendship to be the one thing they would not risk or want to live without. Until something happens to disturb the status quo... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Deliberation, Determination, and Deviation by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is minding his own business at a lame club when Blaise Zabini sends him outside to check out a very interesting sight. PWP MATURE CONTENT, ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,465 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 157 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lessons Unexpected by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Bella's life has been vampire free for 4 years and shes content with that. That is, until a vampire walks calmly back into her life. Can Bella accept the lessons life is trying to teach her? Or is her life to be dictated by her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,877 - Reviews: 1960 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Strawberries by Lovelybrutal reviews
A birthday gift for E's My Brand of Heroin. Angela needs to tell her friend Bella something ... in private. AH, femmeslash, rated M for language, lemons, underage drinking and peeing in a trash can.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Bella, Angela - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 279 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Straight and Strapped by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur and Merlin meet in the waiting room at 'Straight and Strapped' and Merlin recognises Arthur from Uni. It's all a bit awkward, and Arthur enjoys it a bit too much. Lots of adult content, slightly dub-con and a bit kinky in places. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,610 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Worth the Wait by vampireisthenewblack reviews
I came here out of a desperate need for something different. I expected to feel out of place. I didn't expect to be skipping through the darkened streets of Volterra with a 1500 year old vampire who looked—and acted—like he was fifteen. AU VampSlash NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Edward, Alec - Complete
The Divider by Lovelybrutal reviews
A quickie for RhythmJunkie's birthday. Charming, cocky Jasper meets plain-looking Bella in a tattoo parlor, but there is more to her than meets the eye. AH, M for language. JasperxBella ONLY done just this once, as a favor. *shudder* *ExB4Life*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jasper, Bella
The Taming Of The Prat by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. AU. When Merlin has Uther's son hoisted onto him in an effort to 'straighten Arthur out', Merlin's world is turned upside down by the blonde arse, who makes him confused one minute, want to kill him the next, and reluctantly aroused the next...
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,104 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Yesternight by Pastiche Pen reviews
A trip to Mexico leaves Carlisle and Edward captured by Maria's coven. Edward wants to hate Jasper, the coven's lieutenant, but... emotions are not -his- talent. Slash. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,124 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Outside the Bubble by OvertlyConcealed reviews
Shy and awkward Edward is resistant to change. He dislikes being put in uncomfortable situations and hates forced interactions. Keeping away from the new employee who threatens to change everything is a must. Too bad for long elevator trips. Slash. ExJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,168 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Life Sucks and Then You Live Forever by Charlotte Webber reviews
Nessie's relationship with Jacob matures as she does, but it’s not easy. They must deal with war, loss, prejudice, tribal politics, and the unfathomable mystery of imprinting. A heart-warming saga sure to make you laugh, cry and swear before it’s over
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 223,612 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Drenched by MizzHyde reviews
Drenched: A Song in 36 verses. Here comes the rain again / falling from the stars / drenched in my pain again / becoming who we are. AH / Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Behind Enemy Lines by Taraiha reviews
What was the real story behind Jasper's almost-attack on Bella at the birthday party? And what does it have to do with a mysterious history project? Bella & Jasper eventually, with plenty of Darkward thrown in for good measure. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,096 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Submit by cjmuehlb reviews
How does Carlisle control a coven full of strong willed males? This is a exploration into coven dynamics. Includes scenes of sexual dominance. A collection of ONE SHOTS in this genre. CARLISLE/EDWARD/JASPER/EMMETT SLASH & some Bella. All canon couples ;o
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 79,096 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Carlisle, Edward
Racerback by Zigster reviews
"As I watch him do the breast stroke through the choppy morning waters, I almost want to be in his place. What would it be like to be so alone?" AH/AU Ed, Jas and pot cookies. Written for the High Times Contest. Won 3rd Place Public Vote!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,892 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Wanderlust by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Haunted by the ghosts of his past, Jasper leaves Texas and hits the road, armed with a guitar and his mouth. Tied for Winner of the Judges Vote in the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. AU/AH/OOC. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
A Roll of the Dice by theladyingrey42 reviews
Every time I roll to try to get up the conviction to kiss him, I always roll a one. A botch. Because kissing my dungeon master - my best friend - my Jasper - would be the definition of a botch." M for citrusy, geeky boy-love. For SorceressCirce's bday
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,881 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Racerback by High Times Contest reviews
"As I watch him do the breast stroke through the choppy morning waters, I almost want to be in his place. What would it be like to be so alone?" AH/AU Ed, Jas and pot cookies. Entry for the High Times Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,820 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
I Like Pie by fortheloveofwomencontest reviews
"Well, well, well. I figured you more for an apple pie kind of girl and here you are making my heart all aflutter. No beating around the bush," she cocks her eyebrow when she says bush, "with you. You go right for the big guns."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Persuasion by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Albus Severus/Scorpius, all grown up and trying to be Aurors. I was looking for something else and discovered I hadn't posted this. Whoops. ALL MATURE CONTENT ALL THE TIME.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Monster and I by beautifulyes reviews
A darker romance. Searching for balance and trust, Edward and Bella negotiate a tangled web of sex, blood, secrets, kink, and demons from the past. NOT CANON-STYLE VAMPIRES. Very, very AU. Much lemons, violence, and dark and dominant Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,989 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 1,115 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Undressing Garrett by DazzledIn2008 reviews
SLASH. "Make the Yuletwi'd Gay" present for Lou-la. Riley has a secret crush on Garrett, his college roommate. One cold winter night, after a drunken party, he finally gets him where he wants him-naked and in the shower. Use Edward/Jasper, if u prefer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1557 - Favs: 3,353 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,459 - Follows: 229 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Definition of Want by audreyii-fic reviews
You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. J/B. Set post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Stratagem by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,566 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Random JasperEdward oneshots by Pastiche Pen reviews
New Entry #4: The Kinsey Scale: Edward is madly in love with his roommate-who is not gay. ...or is he? Edward decides he detests pop psychology. A tale of botched seduction, cocktail confetti, subway songs, and dour uncles. AH. Funny porn, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,952 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2933 - Favs: 4,327 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14542 - Favs: 17,011 - Follows: 8,769 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blond Ponytail by intheclosetcontest reviews
'All I can see of him is longish, dirty blond colored hair tied back in a ponytail…' And Edward isn't even mildly interested in the new guy – that is, until he actually sees the guy's face… J/E, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,423 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Where the Road Leads You by intheclosetcontest reviews
Jasper prefers living the life of a gypsy, traveling from town to town, nothing and no one to tie him down. Until he visits Seattle… and finds a reason to stay.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Collision by marie0912 reviews
For the Slash/Backslash 02 contest - "We were best friends for five years. We were enemies for almost fifteen. Will you be my lover for the next fifty?" The card that lay nestled with the crushed bouquet of daisies read. A romantic tragedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Ride the Cowboy by NanaMun reviews
The new boy from Texas and a particularly fast paced senior find themselves attracted and lusting after one another in their AP American History class.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,820 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Calavera by PortiaKhalo reviews
Marrow's Jacob and his Catrina Bella continue their bone-crushing journey toward fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
A Night in Vienna by Zigster reviews
Won 3rd Place in the Plot Bunny Contest! Ed, Jas, Seth, and Emmett are in a band that has been touring for months. But Ed and Jasper have been fighting for most of that time. One day, they get left behind and are forced to deal with their frustration.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,404 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
The New Normal by faite-comme-moi reviews
ENTRY FOR THE PLOT BUNNY CONTEST. "Just because he didn't imprint back doesn't mean you'll never be together. You'll just have to convince him how lovable you are. How can Edward resist your magnetic charm?" AU/Slash. Humor,Angst and Romance all in one!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Jacob, Edward
Scintillating Pattern by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has had a crush on his older brother's best friend, Garrett, for years. When he finds himself sharing an apartment with Garrett, it seems he just might get what he wants - but things aren't always what they seem. Written for theladyingrey42.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,425 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
When Strikers Collide by rmhale reviews
When Jasper goes head to head with the new striker from Spain, he has to decide what is more important...what everyone else thinks or his own happiness. Written for the girl I love the most, OnTheTurningAway.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,069 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Dead Battery by vampireisthenewblack reviews
Written for OnTheTurningAway's birthday :D It's the middle of the night, you're in the middle of nowhere and the car won't start. What do you do? AH, E/J, NC-17, slash well, duh .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
How to Woo a Hufflepuff by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,025 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Blaise Z., Zacharias S. - Complete
Imprinted by BellaFlan reviews
It's not easy being petulant demon spawn, especially with an imprint. A darker Nessie and her journey into womanhood. Explores theme of sacrifice missing from Breaking Dawn. Canon ish Fluff/angst. This is a re-write with M rating. canon pairings. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Infuriatingly Hot by Lovin In The Oven Contest reviews
Military precision. That is how I manage my kitchen. Precise. Organized. I may have a slight anger management problem, but that's cool. I deal with it pretty well… until she came in. No assault!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Baby Does It Right by emilyinthetaiga reviews
While getting dressed for Bella's party in New Moon, Alice decides to finally let Jasper enhance their experience with his power. Please review, even if you just tell me one thing you liked/didn't like! plz excuse typos, etc for now, editing again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Sportsmanlike Behaviour by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco are on the same professional Quidditch team. Go Catapults! But Draco's behaviour is becoming increasingly puzzling to Harry. MATURE ADULT CONTENT AS USUAL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 259 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
Marrow by PortiaKhalo reviews
My story for the Obsession Contest. Jacob Black has loved Bella forever. But there's something inside her he wants, and it makes him feel like a real dog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12662 - Favs: 7,486 - Follows: 3,588 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alliance by shadowglove reviews
When Arthur finds out his father is making an alliance with the magical barbarians in the forest, he refuses to marry any of the daughters of Lord Balinor Emrys. But somehow he can't stay away from Balinor's only son, the ethereal Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,810 - Follows: 332 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Undeniable by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
Riddle me this: a werewolf goes on the run with his half-vampire best friend/soul mate. Except said half-vampire has no idea she’s his soul mate and is in love with said werewolf’s beta. How long before he spontaneously combusts? Chapter 64 up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,149 - Reviews: 1639 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Chromaticity by shoefreak37 reviews
Chromaticity: the quality of a color as determined by its dominant wavelength and its purity. Edward finds that compartmentalizing his life in shades of color doesn't make it any easier to live. Slash/AH First Place in the Twislash Unveiled Slash Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
It's Just a Flesh Wound by Zigster reviews
The need for a band-aid can cause a crush. Edward cuts his finger, and a strange, overenthusiastic boy offers to help. Entry for the AwkWard contest. AH/AU Hookahs and spit-takes abound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tell Me What You See by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Geeky Edward has been dating free spirit Jasper for about half a year now. When Edward comes home from BlizzCon and sees Jasper with another man, all his worst fears about himself are confirmed. A Support Stacie story for AmyMorgan. OOC, Slash, JxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Hands on Me by IndependenceIndividuality reviews
What do you do when nothing makes sense anymore? What if you’re forced to figure it out while you’re running for your life? What if the person you’re running with is the person who makes the least sense of all? A Jacob and Renesmee story. NOW COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,420 - Reviews: 4612 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Basic Imprinting by starry-nights88 reviews
Jacob only understood the basics of imprinting, but he finds himself getting a crash course on the subject when he imprints on someone totally unexpected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,040 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Seeing Things by TeamBoyLove reviews
Edward makes a startling discovery that sends him running to his best friend...where he makes an even more startling discovery. Entry for the NO BELLA ALLOWED contest. AH/AU/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 59 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper
The More Things Change by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward and Jasper's friendship struggles after a misunderstanding. After finding his parents in a compromising position, Jasper runs to the one place he could always call home. But will he still be welcome there? Collab with bmango for FML contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Red Corvette by hexumhunnie311 reviews
Shy social outcast Jasper has been in love with Emmett, the king of Forks High and his complete opposite, for two agonizing years. Does Jasper have more in common with Emmett than he thinks? Slash, AH. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
The Air That I Breathe by journey2002 reviews
After Bella's catastrophic 18th birthday, Jasper leaves, returning to the one thing he knows he is good at...war. Can he one day find the redemption he doesn't know he is looking for? Jasper/Bella Rated M for language and Lemons later. Drama and Romance
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,416 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Into the Open by avioleta reviews
Entry for the Slash/Backslash Contest. All in all, I’d say I got off pretty good as far as the roommate situation was concerned. Of course, it took me a while to realize just how well matched we actually were. AH/ExJ. SLASH. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Book of Peter by ElleCC reviews
SoaPM-AU Outtake. When Jasper thinks things can't get any worse, with his family or his failed relationship with Bella, he finds comfort in an unexpected place. AU Outtake for LaViePastiche's "Son of a Preacher Man." AH, Jasper/Peter, slash, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5746 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Get Me to You by Chicklette reviews
Winner of Winter 2010 Indie! Pet names and Pop Tarts. Sunday mornings with Etta and Ella. Cibola. Candymouth. You finally realize the truth. What if it's too late? M for drinking, drug use, sex and effing language. ExBxJxAxEm/POV, AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,522 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 1,497 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Come Undone by Lolavella reviews
Edward can't always maintain his control. WARNING: Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
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The Valley Of Your Heart reviews
THIS IS MY ENTRY FOR THE LOVE LIKE FIRE CONTEST. :::HOSTESS PICK WINNER!::: Edward has always been there for Jasper but will Jasper see that? AH/OOC/AU Please note that this is a SLASH story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,374 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Body, remember reviews
Written for the TwiKinkFest, for this prompt - 'Marking with bruises, VampSlash, any pairing'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Demetri, Mike - Complete
And I Am Rebegot Of Absence, Darkness, Death reviews
This was my entry into the VampSlash Hallowe'en Fest. Gore, violence, non-con - I'm not even joking, HALLOWE'EN FEST!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Eric, Edward - Complete
Want You To Want Me reviews
::WINNER 1ST PLACE JUDGES VOTE IN THE DIRTY TALKING JASPER CONTEST:: Jasper wants Riley. Riley needs some convincing. AU/AH/OOC Warnings for perceived dub/non-con and a filthy filthy mouth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,370 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jasper, Riley - Complete
Hot Fun In The Summertime reviews
Nahuel learns a lot in his first summer in America - with Seth's help. AH/OOC THIS WAS MY ENTRY FOR THE 'BOYS ON BOARDS' CONTEST. SLASHY WARNING!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Seth, Nahuel - Complete
Breakfast Cupcakes reviews
Edward, Bella and Breakfast Cupcakes - an AU/AH fluffy little birthday ficlet for the beautiful PortiaKhalo.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First Go's reviews
MY ENTRY FOR THE SPANKTHEMONKEY4U CONTEST! This is unashamed PWP. Also a very clear M rating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Rosalie - Complete
Road Trip reviews
!WINNER OF BEST NON-CANON CATEGORY IN THE SHOWERS TO FLOWERS ANONYMOUS CONTEST! Bella need time away from Edward but he won't let her go without someone to keep her safe. A/U OOC ish :::sorry about the sucky title:::
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
All that's best of dark and bright reviews
:::WINNER OF THE HOST PICK IN THE VAMPSLASH CONTEST:::. How do you blindside an empath? Be Seth. AU/OOC - Please be aware that this is a SLASH story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Jasper, Seth - Complete
Oranges and Lilac reviews
MY ENTRY FOR THE CURVACEOUS AND BODACIOUS CONTEST. Big beautiful Bella has the promise of a bright future, if only she could let go of her past. Rated M for raunchiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Conquer reviews
Edward wants Bella to submit to him and will do anything to make that happen. AH/OOC/AU PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS EDWARD IS VERY DARK, AS IS THIS STORY - DEALING WITH VERY DISTURBING ISSUES. This is nothing like my other stories, please be aware.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,297 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 96 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Edward - Complete
Possess reviews
Alice is a little crazy. She definitely drives all the boys crazy. Maybe literally if what Victoria says is true. Jasper wants to find out. One-Shot A/H OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
