93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe.If you're part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off, copy and paste this into your profile.

You Know You Live In 2008 When You...

1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.)You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have an email or facebook or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you keep reading this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.)And you were to busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

Ok real random but oh well.

1.Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

A: "What the hell?" Tim.

2.What's the last thing you ate/drank?

A: orange juice

3. What was the last thing you thought?

A: What was the last thing you thought?

4. What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOW?

A: cheerios.

5. Have a conversation with the nearest living thing by you.

A: my dog doesnt talk, sorry

6. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, and word 6.

A: "Biting"

7. If you could be anybody from Maximum Ride, who would you be?

A: Fang.

8. Type your name with your elbow.

A: cdhristina2w

9. Stand up. Close your eyes. Start spinning around for three seconds. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A: Guitar hero guitar.

10. Where are you?

A: My house.

11. Look up, now look back. What did you see?

A: A wall.

12. What's your personality like?

A: N/a.

13. Say 'George Bush'. What was the first thing that came to your mind?

A: screw up

14. You have a million dollars. What do you do?

A: Donate it.

15. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? What does it remind you of?

A: Nope.

More randomness

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was
BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?

Huh?

2. What is your favorite possession?

My computer.

3. Do you own a gun?

No.

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

Nothing.

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Not really.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

Idk.

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Orange Juice.

9. Can you do a push up?

Yes

10. Is your bathroom clean?

Yep.

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

blakestrong braclet, dont ask, its my cousin.

12. Do you take painkillers?

Yes!

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

...n/a.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

No.

15. What's your name?

Why?

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

where'd my lacrosse stick go? spongebobs weird. ugh, school...

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

jeans, jeans and... jeans

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Juice, water, lemonade

19. Current worry?

None.

20. Current hate?

homewrok

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

friends house. park. club.

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

n/a...

23. Where would you like to go?

Anywhere.

24. Do you own slippers?

Who doesn't?

25. What shirt are you wearing?

old lacrosse sweatshirt.

26. Favorite color(s)?

Black. Red. Blue.

27.Are you a happy person?

Depends.

28. Do you sing in the shower?

sumtimes

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

the dark.

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

my soccer ones.

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

sprained my ankle jumping on a trampoline

32. Who is your loudest friend?

Lindsey.

33. Who is your most silent friend?

...Me.

34. Does someone have a crush on you?

idk

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

Never seen one

36. What is your favorite candy?

Mounds

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

When you love someone, Brian Adams.

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

Idk.

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

with my friends.

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

"Where'd my sheets go?"

--Favorites--

Color: Blue
Number: 9
Band: My Chemical Romance, Rise Against or linkin park
Music Genre: hmm... pretty much anything
TV Show: House
Movie: idk
Actor: Johnny Depp, Leo dicaprio
Actress: Kate winslett
Kind of Movie: Comedy, romantic sometimes

Cartoon: mm...idk.
Sport: Lacrosse
Fast Food Restaurant: Subway
Food: spaghetti
Ice Cream: cookie dough
Cereal: honey nut cheerios
Candy: Reese's
Drink: hot chocolate
Alcoholic Beverage: hmm im not sure, but probably Vodka
Quote: when life throws me Edward, i throw him back and ask for Fang!

--Do You--

Have any siblings: 1
Have any pets: 1
Have a job: Nope. I'm a student.
Have a cellphone: Yes
Have any special talents or skills: I can run.
Have any fears: No
Have a bedtime: nope
Sing in the shower: sumtimes
Want to go to college: ya

Get along with your parents: Yes
Have any piercings: No
Have any tattoos: No
Swear: Yes
Smoke: Nope.
Drink: Barely ever.
Do Drugs: No.

--Love & All That Crap--

Ever been in love: Yes
Ever cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend: No
Are you single: Ya
Are you in a relationship: No
Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.
Ever been dumped: Yes
Ever dumped someone: Yes

--This or That--

Fruit or Vegetable: Fruit
Black or White: Black
Lights On or Lights Off: Either! Depends on the situation, however.
TV or Movie: Movie
Car or Truck: Car
Cash or Check: Cash
Rock or Rap: Rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
French Toast or French Fries: French Fries
Strawberries or Blueberries: Strawberries
Cookies or Muffins: Cookies
Winter Break or Spring Break: Winter Break
Hugs or Kisses: Kisses

--Have You Ever--

Danced in a public place: Yes!
Smiled for no reason: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried: Yes

Talked to someone you don't know: yup!
Drank alcohol: Yes
Done drugs: Nope

Partied 'til the sun came up: Definitley!
Gotten a ticket: No
Been arrested: No
Been convicted of a crime: No
Been in a wreck: No
Been out of the country: Yep.

--Random & Silly Junk--

Are you a virgin: Ya...
Ever TP'd someone's house: Yes.
Ever egged someone's house: Yes.
How many languages do you speak: 1 1/2
Who do you compare yourself to: My friends
Ever regret anything: Sometimes
Do you like being tickled: Yes?
What are your goals: hmm idk.
Are your fingers tired: No
Are you tired of this survey: Maybe
Are you happy: Yes

50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS:

1, What color is your toothbrush?

Blue and white.

2, Name one person who made you smile today:

Brett. He's so sweet.

3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:

Sleeping, lol

4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Eating dinner.

5, What is your favorite candy bar?

Milky Way Midnight.

6, Have you ever been to a strip club?

Nope.

7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

God your so annoying! (Bro was getting on my nerves)

8, What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Hmm...like I said, cookie dough.

9, What was the last thing you had to drink?

Lemonade.

10, Do you like your wallet?

YES

11, What was the last thing you ate?

hmm... spaghetti

12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

yup

13, The last sporting event you watched?

sum golf tournament my dad was watching

14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

The caramel kind.

15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

fritzie

16, Ever go camping?

Yea.

17, Do you take vitamins daily?

ya, parents make me, cant wait 2 b in college.

18, Do you go to church every Sunday?

no.

19, Do you have a tan?

kinda

20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

Hell yes!

21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Depends.

22, What did your last text message say?

crap. get ur lazy ass over here!

23, What are you doing tomorrow?

Sleeping, and soccer practice...

25, Look to your left, what do you see?

wall.

26, What color is your watch?

Silver.

27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?

A hot guy with an accent.

28, What is your birthstone?

Idk.

29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Depends on the day.

30, What is your favorite number?

9

31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

Friend hayley.

32, Any plans today?

nope.

33, How many states have you lived in?

uno.

34, Biggest annoyance right now?

my evil 9 year old brother.

35, Last song listened to?

Down, Jay sean.

36,Can you say the alphabet backwards?

I can try...

37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?

I wish.

38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

My adidas.

39, Are you jealous of anyone?

ya...

40, Is anyone jealous of you?

I don't know...

41, Do you love anyone?

Of course.

42, Do any of your friends have children?

nope.

43, What do you usually do during the day?

school and computer

44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

kinda...

45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

no, id say hey or sum other word

46, What color is your car?

bright blue.

47, Do you like cats?

depends. it it hellish?

48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

Yes...

49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?

Nope.

50, How did you get your worst scar?

when i was 12 bro and i were on bikes, he swerved in front of me, pedal jammed into the back of my leg... yea

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

. FIRST NAME: Christina

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Um, no.

3. SIBLING NAMES: Timmy.

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? soccer game. lets just say i pissed off a larger girl then me...

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? ...Sure.

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Turkey.

7. KIDS? Nope

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? It depends.

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Yes.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? hmm i dont kno... (yes definitley)

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? maybe.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? cheerios.

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? not normally but sometimes.

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? ya i guess.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? how many times do i have to answer this question?

17. SHOE SIZE? 7-8 1/2.

18. RED OR PINK? Red

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? stupid acne...

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? No one.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? ...?

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Honestly? short pj shorts and no shoes

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? spaghetti.

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? nothing at the moment

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? lightish/darkish blue.

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Vanilla.

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? hayley, my friend.

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Teeth.

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Don't know 'em

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Water.

31. FAVORITE SPORT? lacrosse.

32. EYE COLOR? Blue/Gray.

33. HAT SIZE? IDK.

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? No.

35. FAVORITE FOOD? None.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? OO! Scary movies!!

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Old lacrosse sweatshirt.

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Does it matter?

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Depends.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Don't have one.