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 Author has written 19 stories for Twilight, Midnighters, Artemis Fowl, Phantom of the Opera, Phantom of the Opera, Matrix, and Firefly. Hey :) I hope you like what you find here. If you want to ask me something, feel free to message me. I don't check my messages too often, but I do reply (eventually!) Also, I've just un-hiatused for the first time in what must be two years, and am now continuing the My Immortal/Phantom of the Opera monstrosity I created a while back. It's enormous fun to write. Check it out :) Current fandoms that I love but haven't written for yet (but will!): Big Bang Theory, and Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex. |
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Cracked! by nosleep3 reviews
If Twilight sort of didn't make sense to you before, it really won't make sense to you now. A recharacterization of Bella and a satire of all the things that made you go, "Wait, what?" Dark humor, drama, and snark.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,434 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 6/11/2010
The Devious Diary of Mlle Daae by Beth Poppet reviews
Christine has but one desire: to own the world renown Opera Populaire. She feels no love except for music, and the hope that one day her quiet persistence will earn her the prize. Her only interest in the Viscount or phantom is what unwitting aid they can bring to her schemes. Will she win their love with her deception? Or will she be bested by feelings no woman could deny?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,522 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Christine, Erik, Raoul - Complete
But sometimes it's a good hurt by Kitsune Heart reviews
VERY dark one-shot. Fowl and Short's relationship has progressed, but something is utterly wrong. Only an outsider could really see what was going on, and he realized what was happening only when it was far too late.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fowl Shorts by Kitsune Heart reviews
A collection of humorous stories covering: the use of lotion, violent Holly, hormone-addled Artemis, swear toads, fairy cuisine, public singing, memes, sexy dancing, sports cars, innuendo, female "purity," rockstar anatomy, babysitting, gods, and romance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Twilight in a Nutshell by Mits reviews
Parody summary of the Twilight Series.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Vixen by Darkly Dreaming reviews
"I think you just like to make me wait."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 13002 - Favs: 8,656 - Follows: 6,373 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Healer by EllaRose00 reviews
The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,327 - Reviews: 3138 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Frisson by tripodion reviews
You missed it didn't you? The frisson. The feeling of falling you get during the Kick. The feeling you got when you kissed her. The rush of a heist. Gets addicting doesn't it? But beware, because it will kill you someday. And that day is getting closer.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,052 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Ariadne, Arthur
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly by SpaceAnJL reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Haunted by Bloody Crying Wrists X666X reviews
Bella is a talented and beautiful and gothic singer at the paris opera house that gets the phantoms attention. He falls in love with her instead of with Christine which has dramatic and tradgic consequences!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Erik
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
The Worst Shenny Fic Ever Written by Concupiscence66 reviews
My fangirl life has lead to this moment. No cliche is left unused. Any resemblance between the characters in this story and the one's you know and love is purely coincidental. POV? What the hell is POV?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,661 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Revenge Against Term Papers by zrose reviews
Precisely what the title says. A parody of the life of James Gatz and Nick Carraway's summer in epic scale. Beware of OOCness, seals, and Big Faults. I don't own anything that you recognize. You have been warned.
Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,892 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
The Vessel by Inkspace reviews
Concerned for Christine's deteriorating state, and hunted by the law himself, Raoul flees with her to the house in Perros. But as he struggles to come to terms with his ruined life and to save the woman he loves, he is visited by a specter of the past.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Raoul, Christine
Defying Gravity by A Mad Man With A Box reviews
The Doctor always seems to have amazing hair - styled to utter perfection. It must take him hours to create it. So just what to his companions think about that, as they wait to go on an adventure? And wait. And wait...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2010 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
This Lullaby by Kchan88 reviews
Young Raoul comforts a grieving Christine after her father dies, the night before she leaves for the Opera. A song fic set to the lyrics of Emmy Rossum's "This Lullaby." ALW Musical based with hints of Leroux. An R/C one-shot
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Christine, Raoul - Complete
Salvation by Dollfayce reviews
The biggest myth of all--that someone could save you. That you indeed could be saved at all.
Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Nick
Wait, What? Love Never Dies? by LadyBastet92 reviews
The characters of the Phantom of the Opera find themselves in the foyer of the Adelphi Theatre to watch an exclusive performance of PotO's new sequel, Love Never Dies. Find out how the original characters REALLY feel about the sequel...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Phantom of the Opera Explainatory Ending by FluffyFluff reviews
What is the real reason that the phantom decided to let Christine and Raoul go? Some will say true love, but I have a way funnier theory... and it involves Raoul in a dress!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Drabbles by nikkiRA reviews
Because stories this short don't deserve their own story. All Twilight drabbles, contained in one big story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Jacob, Leah
Running Up That Hill by SpaceAnJL reviews
Er, well, yeah, so...This is a dark-bunny that has been hopping around in my head for a while. Very, very AU. Slightly less dark than it could have been. Almost certainly a one-shot. Apologies to; Peter Hamilton and Martin Caidin.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
In That Moment by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
As Jake pulled the veil over my head my eyes snapped open, half wanting to see a different pair of eyes staring back at me. A golden honey coloured pair of eyes.. because no matter how much Jake may love me, I could never properly love him back.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,899 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella
The Callipygian Exposition by SpaceAnJL reviews
TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 74 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Stupid ballgown by Daria234 reviews
What happens when your fairy godmother seems to insist you make some unexpected fashion choices? Rated for language.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Bittersweet Goodbyes, and Promises of Future by BrownEyes11 reviews
One-shot. Emmett's goodbye to Rosalie as he leaves for the battlefield. I think it's beautiful. All human, total OOC. Title may change.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
After the Movie: A Spoof by GlassAngel reviews
Post-2004 movie. A general spoofaloo of all those EC phics where Christine has an epiphany regarding her Angel...What lengths will Christine go to in order to win Erik back? And why is everyone speaking English in Paris?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Erik, Christine - Complete
You Grew Up In The 90's If by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
An Awful Lot of Trouble by snowstargirl reviews
Edmund comforts Lucy after she is slighted by a boy. Ed and Lu bonding post VDT; no pairings.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Beloved Country by mokatster reviews
Susan mourns for Narnia. PC movieverse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Time and Again by WingedFlight reviews
Caspian is using the horn to call Susan back into Narnia time and again, and she doesn't like it. A clash between movieverse and bookverse, with Suspian parady!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
In Her Own Way by snowstargirl reviews
Perhaps there is hope for Susan yet. LB, no pairings.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Aslan - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1445 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
This Is Home by Lirenel reviews
*Challenge 32: Earth* What is home, and where do you find it? Each of the Pevensies search for that answer. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A new acquaintance and a gift by Jennie J reviews
The dressing room with the mirror has a new occupant. Erik is intrigued.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Erik - Complete
Canon by SideKick55 reviews
The problem with living forever is...your secrets do too. In the year 2149, Ethan Powell moves to Forks and wonders just what the heck is going on with that Bella girl across the cafeteria. Mayhem ensues. This is probably the most peripheral Twilight fanfic ever. Give it a try, you might like it anyhow. Yes, the Cullens are in it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,528 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Linger by Coshie reviews
Nature itself seems to be mourning his death, when no one else can manage it. --Somehwat of an alternate ending to Fitzgerald's wonderful novel.
Great Gatsby - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Flawed by Livily reviews
We all have flaws: rage, greed, jealousy, pride, doubt, selfishness. Narnia's Golden Monarchs are golden not for their perfection, but the grace of their King.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Aslan - Complete
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
9 Crimes by Brynna reviews
A character study of Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Rosalie - Complete
Do You Lufffff Me? by Now Look What We've Come To reviews
One shot. Foaly learns something about letting Holly test his inventions. Attempt at Holly/Foaly fluff. R&R.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Holly S., Foaly - Complete
Life by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, Dramione/ 'She’s more book smart than anything and he can’t help but wonder why she’s in Gryffindor instead of Ravenclaw, but then he thinks back to that time when she punched him in the face and he thinks maybe he knows why.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
EDWARD CULLEN:Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Mits reviews
So you've finally purchased the much desired EDWARD CULLEN unit. Just read these following instructions, and you're sure to enjoy your new unit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Edward - Complete
First and Last Kiss by Strange.x.And.x.Beautiful reviews
“Let me have a first and last kiss with you? Call it something to remember me by.” Jesse returns the day after Winnie's seventeenth birthday to discover she's decided on a mortal life. Oneshot. Bookuniverse. WinniexJesse
Tuck Everlasting - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Jehovahjirah by Lirenel reviews
Peter is forced to make a devastating choice: family or duty. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Roses In December by Lothloriel reviews
One-shot, LB. A series of moments in Edmund Pevensie's life, leading to a decision at the end of it.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Prompt Dying by ellaa reviews
A serious of one shots based on Dying. Bella / Edward/ Jacob/ Sam / leah/ Jasper / Alice ALL YOUR FAVORITES!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009
Lethal Raptures by Phantomrose93 reviews
Poem. Dark. Christine is suffocating in Erik's undying devotion. Please read!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Christine, Erik
waiting and better days by thunder skies reviews
Huilen, and her relationship with Nahuel, after she was changed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Huilen, Nahuel - Complete
Spider Loves Butterfly by nosleep3 reviews
You always think that because you read minds, you know everything." Edward/Bella, one-shot. A description of what it might have been like, had Edward had his way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to Feel by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, LeahJasper friendship/ 'He opened his mouth to lie, and instead the truth came out. “I’ve been feeling everybody else’s emotions for so long, I forget what my own feel like.”'
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Logic Fallen Dead by thunder skies reviews
The first time Nahuel met his eldest sister. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Nahuel, Joham - Complete
Bad Habits by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, KelDom/ 'When Neal’s eyes adjusted to the dim and saw the extra body sleeping in his cousin’s bed, it wasn’t that there was an extra body there; it was who that extra body was.'
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Keladry, Domitan - Complete
Familial Food Planning by Lirenel reviews
or Queen Susan's Plan For The Cheering Up Of Her Brother, King Edmund. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Susan Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Becoming Brothers by Andi Horton reviews
He doesn't know how to be a Prince; he doesn't even know how to be a brother. Cor finds somebody who can teach him what it means to be both.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,483 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Sea of Flames by Lirenel reviews
*Challenge 31: Fire* Fire rages through the Narnian forests, and the High King is powerless to stop it. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Bliss by rainbowfish22 reviews
Jacob was happy when he was with Leah. Blackwater drabble.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Jacob, Leah - Complete
The Martyrdom of St Edmund by Lirenel reviews
*Challenge 7: Wisdom* Hwaet! Now we tell a tale of faith and sacrifice. One story told across two worlds. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
The Telmarines Strike Back by Lirenel reviews
Doctor Cornelius never told you what happened to your father… Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Caspian X, Susan Pevensie - Complete
As I Believe the Sun has Risen by Lirenel reviews
The problem with believing the unbelievable, is that belief can become unbelievable. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Susan Pevensie - Complete
A hidden love by Sophia24 reviews
Edward loves Bella, Bella loves Edward, what will the students at school think? one-shot. ExB fluff. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
No Such Gorram Thing by Lady Yueh reviews
There's no such thing as aliens, and no gorram freakish flying box is going to convince any of the crew of Serenity otherwise. Doctor Who/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Complete
Four Seconds And A Half by PurpleMatter reviews
In the book, as Daisy told us, “they simply met one day and were together after that.” What happened the day when Piper met Jonathan for the first time? A drabble.
How I live now - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Complete
In the catacombs by Jennie J reviews
Did you ever wonder how they met? A mysterious concert sets the stage for new introductions...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Complete
Truth Be Told by caffeineaddict13 reviews
Five times Bella Swan lied to Jacob Black. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Redefining Words by Brynna reviews
An Alice and Jasper story about the words that shape their relationship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Lunchroom Diaries by Tragic Alchemy reviews
Random conversations between Edward and Bella at the lunch table. What's the topic for discussion today?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,726 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Hannah Montana Vs Debussy by HollyJane reviews
Edward and Emmett get into a little argument about Hannah Montana and Debussy.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Happy Endings by whitnibble reviews
Claire wants Leah to tell her a bedtime story. Leah wishes she had a happier story to tell. Jacob/Leah
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Leah, Claire
The Last Cullen by Epic the Infinite reviews
The story of Bella and Edward's child. A tale of heart-ripping proportions. DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the characters used in this story. All such characters are the property of their respective owners.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Friday's Child by Lisse reviews
Ten facts about one girl. Sorta-metafic, ginormous Breaking Dawn spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
In Which Howl Contemplates Happily Ever After by kawaiigami reviews
Happily after after" turned out not to be peaceful. Which was as Howl had predicted.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8500 - Favs: 7,769 - Follows: 1,857 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Heartstrings by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Wildwood Dancing. Jenica always thought that Gogu was the best friend a girl could ask for. To Gogu, Jenica was much more than just his unofficial charge, his friend, his gaurdian. She tugged at his heartstrings more and more each day. Jenica/Gogu oneshot
Juliet Marillier - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
Persephone's Fury by Angel Ren reviews
Rosalie didn't take the news that Bella knows about the vampires very well. How did she take the post-Port-Angeles lunchtime table conversation between Edward and Bella about vampire hunting? Language warning, One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Rosalie - Complete
Alice and Renee go to Big Lots to buy Gnomes by LindaRoo reviews
“Spending eternity with a bad flashlight is not something to be taken lightly,” Alice said, her words riddled with cryptic vampirish meaning. “Forever is a long time to be stuck with a cheap LED light, especially when you’re awake at night a lot.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Complete
Of Love and Other Daemons by Ava Caita reviews
Written for the 'Alternative Couples Fanfiction Exchange'. Christine and Raoul say goodbye for the last time in PerrosGuirec or so they believe. Leroux inspired!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Christine, Raoul - Complete
Wedding Day by Exitiabilis reviews
An extremely short oneshot about Christine's wedding day.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Christine, Raoul - Complete
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/21/2006
A Midsummer Night's Dream by Jennie J reviews
Christine can't tell dream from fantasy in this strange tale of midnight wanderings. 2004 movieverse.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Christine - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by sillybella reviews
Post New Moon Edward angst. Charlie arrives while Edward and Bella are watching a movie. Bella has fallen asleep in Edward's lap.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 171 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Complete
Jayne Eyre by Meltha reviews
The great novel Jayne Eyre comes to life before your gorram eyes. The crossover that had to be written. Extremely silly stuff. Now includes very silly slash. Seventh chapter added and now COMPLETE.
Crossover - Firefly & Jane Eyre - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,552 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Jayne - Complete
Behind Her Eyes by Lothloriel reviews
A oneshot about Susan, what happened to her and why. Post-PC.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Growing Older by Lothloriel reviews
Peter realises that to become a man he must put some things behind him. Short and sweet oneshot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Cicatrix by Rhiann reviews
Rosalie explains a few things to Bella. Edward isn't exactly grateful.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/23/2006
Untold by marzoog reviews
Remember that words have certain boundaries. It is hard to fit every feeling in them. Remember that often the most important part of a story is the part we never are told. Phillipa Gordon & Jonas Blake.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Enough by Smoltenica reviews
Christine and Raoul have run away from Paris and are living a simple life in Switzerland. As Raoul sleeps, Christine observes him and thinks back on all the happenings in the past year.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
Sauf by marzoog reviews
Hearts are weak, can easily be destroyed, but what is between them can be truly unbreakable. Shamless RC fluff.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Christine, Raoul - Complete
From the Northern Railway Station of the World by The Grammarian reviews
They took the train one day from the 'northern railway station of the world,' states Gaston Leroux. This is a Lerouxbased oneshot, a little snippet of the journey of Raoul, Christine, and Mama Valerius back to the North. Yes, it is vaguely RC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
The Époque's Advertisement and What Followed by The Grammarian reviews
Christine comes to bury Erik with the little gold ring as she promised him she would. Dark, Lerouxbased. Complete!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Christine - Complete
In Which Stuff Happened by Black Mage Leah reviews
A very, very random Garth NixTamora Pierce crossover. Hope you like it!
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/7/2005
Ache by LesMisLoony reviews
Raoul is sad. For Project Vicomte, if you want it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
Ravens and Writing Desks by Meltha reviews
Many years have passed since Alice first visited Wonderland. Now she returns one last time.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
Sanctuary by LesMisLoony reviews
Look, I wrote drabble! Basically a bunch of Raoulyfluff. Because I love the poor dear. Dedicated to Project Vicomte.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Christine, Raoul - Complete
My Life as a Mary Sue by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
It's hard being a Mary Sue, it really is. You wouldn't think so, but it is. I mean, look what I have to go through. Boys chasing you all the time? I mean, sure, the attention is nice, but really. I have a limit. And all these powers...the perfect looks...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Out of the Woods by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
There were no dreams, because there was nothing to fear and nothing to hope for in this place of drugged contentment.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2003
Imaginary Menagerie by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
She keeps trying, even though she can feel the back of whatever wardrobe she is in, flat against her back. Even though she will never feel soft fur around her face. Even though she does not believe in Aslan.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2003
Call Your Name by Flamebyrd reviews
15 year old Chihiro just can't escape the feeling that she has forgotten something. Something very, very important...
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/2/2003
Ever After by s' old fic reviews
Howl, Sophie, waffy, plotless. Takes place after events in 'Howl's Moving Castle'.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/8/2002 - Complete
Disney's Phantom of the Opera by The Lark reviews
What if Disney ever got its paws on Phantom? *shudder*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/22/2002
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Beauatifull Angle Underground reviews
Goffik? Erik freaking invented the lifestyle! Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way was a total poser: this was where it really began. Featuring PerkyGoth!Erik who TOTES ISN'T A MURDERER GUYZ, and his best friend the Persian, now known as Black Rage. BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT, YO.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Persian/Daroga, Erik, Christine - Complete
Cullenmania 3: Sold Out reviews
Standalone story. When Bella's lullaby becomes a hit, Edward becomes a star. Bella is severely unimpressed by this, so of course Edward goes Emo. To keep the talent happy, Emmett (his self-appointed manager) does some crazy things, and the Cullens end up on tour. In sunny California. What's a sparkly vampire to do?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Complete
After A Nightmare reviews
"Do you—do you regret coming with me?" It was the hardest thing he had ever had to say. - Christine and Raoul deal with their ghosts and find their strengths. 2004 movie-based. Oneshot. RC fluff/angst.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
Twilight Outtakes reviews
Inspired by the 'Outtakes' section on Stephenie Meyer's website. Selected scenes from Twilight are given a bit of a twist. Edward will eat, Jacob will juggle, Bella will blush, and Charlie will cry. And so will you. With laughter...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,612 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Character Death reviews
In which the Twilight characters find love in unusual places, and death in unlikely circumstances. Come for character deaths, stay for the insane plot, review for the heck of it. This literally is Any/Any.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Wolves and Men reviews
Jacob plans the first time he kisses Bella in Eclipse. It all falls to pieces.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jacob - Complete
Darn Kids These Days reviews
River arrives in a big box. Nothing unusual about that, depending on who you're talking to. But this time around, she's not quite so fragile, and the crew of Serenity are finding it extremely hard to deal with...
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/19/2011 - River, Wash - Complete
How I Love You reviews
A series of Twilight drabbles that revolve around the theme of the unhealthy relationship between Edward and Bella. Some are canon-based, some not. I completely creeped myself out by writing this, and so am not doing any more of these.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sky reviews
What happened after the movie trilogy, so extreme spoilers ahead. A bunch of drabble-y sections centreing around Trinity, Morpheus, Neo, the Oracle, and others, that all make up a oneshot. For those of us who like happy endings without sacrificing canon.
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
Skeletons reviews
Edward kills Charlie, forcing Bella to come to some realisations about what she really wants for her life - but the wedding's going to happen anyway. Psychological horror, some violence. Dark, but you may have guessed that. Not OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Far Too In Love reviews
A present-day Raoul and Christine stand atop the Opera Garnier. Medium-level Raoul angst with some RC fluff at the end. Written because I wanted to explore their relationship. And because Raoul needs more love.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,759 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Raoul, Christine
Cullenmania 2: House of Fun reviews
Standalone sequel to Mythical Madness. Rosalie is visiting the Denali coven. Unsupervised, Emmett starts a joke shop, and it all goes downhill from there. Where is Edward's hat? Why is Jasper crazy about green slime? And vampires can't sleep - can they?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,970 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
Lay These Ghosts To Rest reviews
Late one night, Bella reflects on her relationship with Edward and realises she needs to explain herself a bit better. An old attempt at a fix fic, with a bit of Bella/Edward fluff at the end. EDITED.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foreshadowing reviews
The bonfire at La Push on the night the Cullens left. Set during New Moon, obviously. Some Sam/Leah and hints of Jacob/Bella. Not angsty, despite the title. Written because you can't get any more awesome than illegal fireworks. I mean, uh...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Ring and Rose: a work of great canonical import reviews
Many have tried to explain why the rose and ring were left at Christine’s grave at the very end of the 2004 movie. Had the Phantom come to reclaim her? To be united in love with her forever? Or something else altogether? This fic tells the REAL story…
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Complete
What You Want: study of a strange love reviews
Opal Koboi. Briar Cudgeon. Driven by ego and a chilling lust for power, they find in each other allies, and something more.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Cudgeon, Opal K. - Complete
Straddling reviews
It’s been a year. Jessica and Jonathan see each other when they can. But it can’t stay this way forever, and they both know it. Slightly-AU but not in any major way. Bk3 Spoilers.
Midnighters - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Complete
Once In A While reviews
Written for Belwight's Best Non-Canon Couple Contest. AU in terms of what happened after New Moon. Het pairing.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Leah - Complete
Cullenmania 1: Mythical Madness reviews
Bella's gone mildly crazy. Will her love for Edward triumph over her sudden fascination for water? Will Jasper save the day? Why is Edward wearing a saucepan on his head? And how long will it take to calm Carlisle when he sees all that mud on the floor?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
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