"By God, woman, how much time could it possibly take to put on clothes?"

"It's not the clothes that take the time," Penny stuck her head out the bedroom door, hair still wavy from the blowdryer, and waved the tube of lipstick. "It's everything else."

Sheldon quirked an eyebrow, crossed his arms and leaned against the kitchen island. "Why do you do everything else if it takes so long? It's not as if you need makeup anyway." He walked over to the bedroom door and murmured, "I think you just like to make me wait."

The door opened again, this time to luscious red lips. Sheldon's eyes went straight to those lips. "For that matter, why are we going out at all?" he breathed. His hands dove into her hair and his mouth crashed onto hers and the evening was lost to them.

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At precisely 7:50pm Sheldon walked through the door to 4A to get his laundry ready for Laundry night. He looked completely composed after his date with Penny, not a hair out of place. Leonard had come to expect nothing less, which is why tonight was an anomoly.

"Sheldon...why is there a kiss on your neck?"

Sheldon stopped mid-stride, eyes wide. His hand went to the back of his neck and his middle finger came away red. His eyes narrowed and he smirked, "Vixen."

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While they were downstairs doing laundry Sheldon went up behind Penny, encircling her in his arms.

"You left a kiss on the back of my neck for Leonard to see." Sheldon swept Penny's hair to one side. "Maybe I should return the favor." He ran his teeth down her cervical vertebrae and back up again. But you have to wear your hair up while you're not at work."

A/N: Hey, look what I found in my completed folder. A tiny Shenny for my tiny fanbase. Every email excites me, if you know what I mean. ;)