I'm Whitney, or Windy, whichever you prefer.

Life is good, apart from the fact we're all going to die in 2012.

Yes. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I'm about to be 16, and currently nursing a broken heart, which leads to angst driven stories, I'm afraid. Apologies to those who found me and love me for the magic of Twilight the Musical, I don't think that'll ever be finished, haha. I mostly write Twilight, and ONLY Leah, because she's pimp and I understand her. I may start to write Harry Potter if Chiara ever finds me and convinces me too. Which I doubt she will. So yeah(: I love when people give me requests on what to write. It never happens, but I feel like if someone requested me to write something, I would, haha. So yeah.

I, junkyardspidermonky, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age or anything else.

I have joined the reveiw revolution.

The best bands in the world are: All Time Low, The Maine, Paramore, There For Tomorrow, the Summer Set, Evanesance, and 3OH!3.

My Pairings for Twilight:

Leah/Jacob (Blackwater!)- screw SM, this was totally meant to be.

Claire/Quil- amazingly adorable.

Alice/Jasper- of course!

Rosalie/Emmett- I love it especially when Emmett is dumb.

Leah/ Embry- although Blackwater is the ultimate couple, if I have to be canon, I want her to get Embry.

Edward/Bella- Only because Edward is so in love with her. Personally I think he deserve better.

Yo Momma jokes have revolutionized insults. and they date back to Shakespeare!

Painter: "Y'are a dog."
Apemantus: "Thy mother's of my generation. What's she, if I be a dog?"

Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"
Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."
Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."
Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."

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If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

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If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

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92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you want to be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think those stupid kids shoud just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Cocoa puffs Turkey Bird thing should go the rehab, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

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If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.

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If you don't watch Laguna Beach or The O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't watch them.)

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If you've ever been called weird because you typed OMC instead of OMG copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared of dentists then ever by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (I'm not; my mom IS a dentist. Not my dentist, tho)

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you like Jacob Black better than Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you know what a lemon fly is (for those who don’t, it is a mythical lemon with wings. ha! now you know!!)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!!

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile

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If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD