disclaimer : I STILL OWN NOTHING.

"I'm so glad you came shopping with me today Leah." said Emily with a smile. "I've missed you."

"Me too." said Leah with a smile to match Emily's.

"So why the change of heart?" Emily asked nervously.

Leah shrugged. "It gets boring sometimes."

"What gets boring?" asked Emily.

Leah smiled evilly. "You promise not to tell anyone?"

Emily nodded. "I swear."

"Okay." Leah looked both ways and spotted Jacob talking to a blonde. "Here, I can show you better than I can tell you. Stay here." and she walked over to Jacob.

"OMC, ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME!?" she screamed at him. Then she slapped him.

"What?" asked Jacob in confusion.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JACOB BLACK!" Leah burst into tears. "I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU! MEN ARE ALL THE SAME!"

"Leah," he asked, sounding scared, "What's wrong with you?"

"THAT'S RIGHT! THERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME! I'M JUST A MESSED UP BITTER HARPY!"

A crowd of people had started to gather around them.

"Uh, maybe I should go." said the blonde. Jacob didn't notice.

Leah fell to the floor. "I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL! I THOUGHT YOU UNDERSTOOD ME! I HATE YOU!"

"Leah," he said sounding worried, "I do understand you! How could I not?"

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE!" she screamed. "YOU ALL HATE ME! YOU AND YOUR BOYS!"

"Leah, we don't hate you!" he said in a rush. "We're all a big family."

"SO THAT'S THE ONLY REASON YOU CARE?" she wailed. "YOU DON'T LOVE ME, YOU JUST FEEL OBLIGATED TO PRETEND!"

"NO!" he shouted back. "YOU JUST NEVER OPEN UP TO ME!"

"IF YOU ONLY TOOK A SECOND TO UNDERSTAND! BUT YOU FEEL AWKWARD GETTING INTO THE HEAD OF A GIRL!"

"God," said a guy in the crowd. "Can you believe this guy?"

"I know." said another person. "Probably knocked her up."

"NO!" said Jacob to the crowd. "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"

"And you're still not over Bella." said Leah sadly, no longer sobbing hysterically. "I'm just a way to pass the time."

"LEAH!" he groaned. "MUST YOU ALWAYS BRING HER UP?"

"SEE?" she screamed, "YOU NEVER WANT TO TALK! YOU'RE ALWAYS RUNNING AROUND WITH SAM AND QUIL AND EMBRY, AND JUST LEAVE ME BEHIND!"

He sighed. "Leah." he shook his head. "You know that's not true."

"YES IT IS!" she screamed, standing up now. "BUT I DON'T CARE! CAUSE I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!"

"You tell him honey!" a girl screamed in the crowd.

"Yeah!" shouted another one. "YOU DON'T NEED A MAN!"

"MAYBE I'LL JUST RUN AWAY!" Leah screamed, trying to smile at how worked up the crowd was. She loved this game. "YOU DID THAT ONCE! RAN OFF TO ALSAKA, HAD ME WORRIED SICK…"

"Oh he left you?" shouted a girl in the crowd. "GIRL HE DOES NOT DESERVE YOU!"

"Were you really worried Leah?" asked Jacob with a smile.

"I HAD NO CLUE WHERE YOU WERE, WHAT YOU WERE DOING, WHO YOU WERE WITH…GOD! NO CALLS, NO LETTERS…"

"I'm sorry I hurt you." he said hugging her. "I'll never leave again."

"You promise?" she sniffed.

"Of course." he smiled kindly.

"Oh, well alright then. Peace out." Leah got off the floor and skipped back to Emily. She then let out a sigh. "Gosh, life is soooo boring sometimes."

a/n: Another thing found while cleaning my computer. I wrote the last 2 lines after "she sniffed" today, cuz there was no ending, if you can't tell. mostly by the lack of caps. :D CHYEA.