AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!

Based on the song 'Paparazzi' by Lady Gaga. “I'm not with you Edward. All we do is sneak around. We aren’t…a couple,” I explained.“This isn't real,” I told him as I brought my arms to my sides, “This,” I paused, “Us…we’re just a fling. That’s it.”

Sam has a little sister. She is dumped on his doorstep and he is stuck with a fifteen year old girl.

Her Grandmother died, she was place in the Curtis's custody. She's been home schooled, doesn't have any friends other than Soda, and she's a mute. Then she was introduced to Dally Winston, and she realizes that her problems have just begun.

What happens when the Edward, Nessie, Emmett, and Jasper take thier pranking a little to far? This is the same story i deleted i just fixed it a little.

Rachel gets an unexpected interruption to her ballet practice, one that turns her life upside down.

"The amount of lines on your hand are the amount of people in the world that love you, and I love you the most." When Katie doesn't see those lines, can Kendall help her?

I'm Logan Mitchell's Little sister, Pregnant with Kendall Knight's baby, Dating James Diamond and Carlos Garcia is my best friend! I wanted this to be the tittle but it's long. Message & Review please

She stood him up at their high school prom because she was afraid of getting hurt. But, it turns out to be a misunderstanding on her part. Will she be able to let her guard down just once to give him a chance?

Ever wonder what BTR would be like if there was a girl in it? Well in this story they're five members in BTR. The gang are now in LA trying to make has a band. But there are a lot of bumps ahead in the road causing love and friendships to hang in the balance. Ratings vary for each chapter.

For years she had called the shots, but all that was about to change? Based loosely on the Sugarcult song. GleeTwilight crossover. Quinn. F/Emmett. Note: Set around the time of New Moon, with some changes made by me.

100 moments between Kendall and Katie.

When two girls suddenly turn up in Gustavo's life with huge weights on their shoulders, how will the four BTR boys help lift those weights and make their lives literally a Big Time Rush? I suck at summaries! Kendall/OC James/OC - My friend's OC

Edward and Jacob argue about sparkling, intimate biting, and various other subjects. Funny drabbles.

One shots of our favorite boys pre-series, starting in pre-school when James and Kendall first met. WARNING: THIS IS GONNA BE CUTE. No slash, just friends. And I don't own Big Time Wush, err, Rush. Rating may, might, possibly go up as they get older.

Maya is forced to move halfway across the country for her dads job, who manages Justin Bieber. She can't stand him but he has the biggest crush on her. What happens when she gives him a chance? Will he ever change the way he is?

Ever wonder what BTR would be like if there was a girl in it? Well in this story BTR has five members. Five best friends are just trying to get through teenage life but when a music producer comes into town their worlds turn upside down.

Katie finds out that she has leukemia, and the boys plan to do their best to make Katie's last days ones to remember. Rated T, just cause.

He paced the waiting room like an expectant parent. He felt like one, too. They all loved Logan and Camille more than anything, this baby was about to be just as much a part of their family as it was the happy couple's. Jagan. PG-13.

When the guys get sick...it's up to Logan to take care of them! He happily does so, but will it run him down? When Logan becomes sick and doesn't tell his friends...bad things come. Will their friend be ok? Or is it too late?

When the boys go to Logan's aunts farm, what kind of hilarity insues? My first story!

Cinderella.Bella's dad has just died and now she has to live with her stepmother Victoria and her daughters Rosalie and Alice.She is abused and is forced to be a slave.Will she get her story book ending? read and find out.

Unable to resist a free vacation Puck agrees to take Rachel down to Florida for spring break. He just had to survive the car ride down there but ditching her as soon as he hits the beach was not going to be as easy as he hoped ; does he even want to? ATTENTION this story is temporarily on Hiatus. I am sorry but I'm blocked and want to focus on other stories, and try again later!

What happens when Alice and Jasper sign the entire family up for Wife Swap? Post BD. All vampires, includes Nessie and Jake. Read if you want a good laugh!

10 year old Emmett and his best friend Jasper Whitlock want to know what its like to kiss a girl but the only "girl" they know is Emmett's little sister Alice...Alice says she will kiss Jasper but whats the catch? He has to marry her first...I own Nada

Bella and Alice go to summer camp and Bella is stuck with the schools biggest player. OOC/BxE M for language and under-aged drinking in chapter 3

You didnt have to kidnap me; you couldve just asked me out on a date like a normal guy." "You wouldve said no." "That's why you keep trying," I tried to think of an example, "like Mike." "And does Mike ever prevail?" "Y... no." "My point exactly." AU BxE

Kendall Knight had the best little sister in the whole entire world. But what if he found out she wasn't really his sister?

Many believe that things happen for a reason, even if the sky is falling down. So when a mystery girl crashes into Justin's world, will he be able to handle it? On top of all the fame and surprises she comes with? *Rape* **Justin Bieber** ***Complete***

A normal lunchtime turns awry when Alice discovers a girl who appears to be secretly cutting herself. What's worse...she isn't the only one. Join the family as they struggle to come to terms with Bella's past, present, and future post New Moon. AR/IN

Eden and Renni are sick of living in the solitude of Forks. They escape from their familys watchful eyes to New York and find themselves wrapped up in the Russo's. Life is safe--for the most part, but everyone has so many secrets. Justin/oc

Santana is left to the mercy of a new school senior year. She is left to the satisfaction of having the students fall at her feet. She is left to the horrible hate she feels for one family. They are beautiful and stunning. But has she judged them fairly?

Cassie Adams Longs For The Twilight Life, Being a twilight fan, she wants to be Bella, But When She Gets A Cold Surprise Will She Actually Want Bella's Life anymore? And can She change the Ending Of Eclipse? Find In WAKING UP IN FORKS

Percy and Annabeth are on a mission to stop a powerful demigod before he destroys the world by accident. His name? Justin Bieber.

Renesmee changes slowly after her mother leaves after a divorce from her father. What causes this attitude against her father? Will they ever get back together? Or will he marry Tanya after all? All Human. Some OOC.

Alice and Rosalie are going to Paris, Carlisle and Esme are traveling, Edward and Bella have to go to Phoenix because Renee and Phil are ill.. Who is left to watch Renesmee? Jasper and Emmett. Nessie is having her period, growing up.. Rated K .

Bella Swan is attending a ball like party, when Mike Newton starts talking to her. Bella, in an act of desperation, grabs the closest guy pretending he is her husband. How will the green eyed man react? ALL HUMAN!More is sure to unfold...

Glee is going to CA for regionals. Cullens Are on vaca there too. Not to mention Bella and Jake are goin too! Full summary inside! Plz read!

Emmett decides to sign up Esme for Wife Swap. What will happen when she switches places with a woman from Oregon? Will the Cullens like their new mommy?

A girl named Courtney has everything...ecxept a guy. That guy happens to be Justin Bieber. A teen pop sensation.

The First ever Forks High School Newspaper! Here you can see what's going on at Forks High School and Emmett Cullen's advice column! Aahh, High School life! ON HIATUS!

Two rival schools, with two rival hunks. Only Bella could get caught in the middle! BXE! Now, Completed! Sequel is up.

One love...One choise...One betrayal...One fall...

takes place after jake runs away in eclipse. him and billy packed up and moved away...now he is back in his old neighborhood -pre-La Push- and him and his old neighbors -now neighbors again- are playing 7 minutes in heaven, no good at summeries...sorry

Everything's cool for New Directions.But what happens when the whole club finds out Rachel and Puck's secrets? And what happens when their are monter hunters to deal with? Secerts will be reveled and relationships tested. FINCHEL and QUICK more inside

Sequel to 'Crimson Tide'. Lots of drama I promise you! Edward left for college and Bella only gets to see him on the weekends. But that's the only start to her problems.. Very sweet story, give it a chance!

The Cullen's are intrigued with Quinn Fabray and why such mystery and interest surrounds her. Two of the Cullen's take a particular shine to her and Quinn's life is about to change in more ways than she could have ever imagined.

Can love blossom in the blistering heat of Devil's Fork, AZ? When Ed Cullen, a gunslinger on the run, meets up with unusual beauty, Izzy Swan, the two join forces to take down the evil Valentine brothers. The Wild West has never been hotter! AU/AH, E/B.

What happens when a certain ambitious brunette moves to Forks with her dads? A tale of friendship. All human characters, I own nothing. Rated T just in case.

Rosalie Hale joins Glee Club and starts all kind of drama. How Far will Rachel go to get her club back?

It's funny how diehard fans scream his name or even tattoo his signature on their arm. But one thing's for sure; I'm not a diehard fan nor an over-obsessed girl - I'm just Justin Bieber's bestfriend.

It all started when my bestie dragged me to Justin Biebers concert and he pulled me up onto the stage ... now he won't leave me alone!

Jess is just a regular 15-year old girl who happens to be best friends with Justin Bieber. Jess ends up joining Justin on his My World Tour, but does this change the way they feel about each other? Do they fall in love again?

The story of a girl finding her dad, going through life and having a few surprises along the way -Usher Raymond- -Justin Bieber- -O.C- -Famous Characters-

The Gleeks are forced to sing Disney Songs as this week's theme. Will Finn and Rachel finally realize that they're perfect for each other...or will it leave Rachel heartbroken again? ON HIATUS!

Bella gets off of Work to go to the Bank and meets a mysterious and handsome man. But she doesnt expect to become his hostage and then be some one he kidnaps. What will happen to her? COMPLETE!

She has written stories her whole life, posting them on here. Before this Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana. It got tons of reviews too. But who knew that a star loved them? And now that he is famous, he plans to find this girl. Somewhere and somehow.

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Woah! Why do Bella and Edward have mega-phones? Why is Catherine pulling her hair out? And you know that deer out the start of the movie? Who knew, but he's a DI-VA!

You've all heard of Cinderella before. What if Bella is the loyal servant to Prince Edward and the Assistant Fairy Godmother of her small town? Her heart torn apart when she has to help Lauren win Edward's love, will she ever get her Happily Ever After?

Rachel and Jesse are on opposing teams, both very determined that they're going to win. They hate each other. Or at least they thought they did.

A parody of the song "Baby" by Justin Bieber in Jacob's point of view, regarding Breaking Dawn. Know the song? Then give it a try! Play the music, listen, and sing along!

When Alice get an email about what not to do in Wal Mart, she decides she wants to test them out. She brings Em, Ed, Bell, Rose, and Jazz along, and it results in choas! Warning: you will laugh. Characters mostly in cannon!

Sonny in a Kindergarten teacher. Chad is still an actor. Can this little girl bring them back together, after years of separation? Channy. Chad/Sonny.

Sonny hits her head 'cuz of Chad & she gets amnesia. Chad is chosen to help Sonny to remember her old life. When she asks Chad what their relationship is like, he explains himself as her boyfriend. At first it's a prank, but will Chad learn to love Sonny?

"What's it say?" "We have to wait Noah, it isn't like a magic eightball." Rachel and Puck had been trying, hoping that one day their luck would change.

Maybe...maybe it wasn't an acting exercise after all, maybe he was finally learning to play himself. Jesse's thoughts in 'Funk'.

What happens when Quinn finds out that one of her new Glee friends is really part of the Cullen family? And then what happens when Victoria comes to town? Just when Quinn starts to accept what her new BFF is; her siblings come to school. Great.

Let's take a peek inside the mind of the lovable Emmett Cullen!

How much will you give up for love?

16 year old Justin Bieber had everything he had ever dreamed of. With a life millions envied, Justin couldn't ask for anything more. That much is true, he didn't have to ask. The girl of his dreams simply walked right in, unannounced and uninvited.

Kenny was just an ordinary girl who really didn't expect much out of life. Who would've thought that she would fall in love with Justin Bieber? Realistic story, not too cliché. R&R please. I hope you guys enjoy

When 9 year old Renesmee runs away from her abusive father, and all she's ever known, will Edward & Bella be enough to save her? Or will Renesmee save Edward & Bella? JxR AH Abuse, dark themes. No rape.

A collection of Will/ Emma Drabbles. Story 7 up. "Needs, Wants, and Emma Pillsbury" Will does a little bit of self discovery while waiting for cookies to bake.

She's desperate for a home, for love, for the family that she once had, but lost. What will happen when Sam Uley's little sister meets him for the first time and ends up getting imprinted on by one of the pack members? Paul/OC.

The Weasleys put on a play and who's the main character? Voldemort!

It was just a mission. The same old thing I've done my whole life. But falling in love wasn't part of the plan. JUSTIN BIEBER STORY.

Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?

In which Justin Beiber must save the world. Or die trying. M for mentally harmful.

Life was getting harder for Quinn as her pregnancy went further. She never expected Kurt to offer his shoulder clothed in the best clothing, no less to cry on whenever she needed it. Post-Throwdown and beyond! Kurt/Quinn. COMPLETE.

Quinn didn't think anything of it when both Brittany and Santana were missing from school on Monday, not at first. WARNING: Character death.

The teen pop-sensation has gone way over his head letting fame control everything. Breaking promises, expecting every girl to say "yes" to him...he's already broke his promise. His head goes crazy once he meets Mrs.IDKJUSTINBIEBER. What will happen?

Justin Bieber, teen pop sensation, meets a girl who's totally not interested in him. Will he ever win her love? And if he does, will it always have a happy ending? Rated K for kissing scenes.

Bella is 17 and lives in a horrible home. Her mom is an alcoholic and so is her dad. Her sister, Mia, treats her like dirt. And on top of all that her parents beat her. Sorry Im horrid at summaries. Plz don’t get mad and have gnomes chase after me!

Edward’s a sk8er and Bella does ballet. They are neighbors and both hate each other, but when Edward gets in trouble and has to join the school dance contest. What happens when they get partnered together?

New Moon? Not educational? YEAH RIGHT!

Nessie Carlie Cullen and Justin Drew Bieber A Rare Love Story

Wendy and Alice become friends after their exiting adventures. But what if Alice went with Peter to Neverland and Wendy followed the White Rabbit down the rabbit hole? How will they get home? Rated for future content.

A quick fic. I made while suffering a severe case of boredom. Has Penn, Daniel, Cam, Luce, and Mrs. Sophia

I'm not the only one sick of the OOC-ness on this site—the boys have got somethin' to say about it too. WARNING: Boys will be boys, and their mouths are not censored.

Ness has a day to enjoy all to herself. So, she decides to listen to her MP3 player. With each song she listens to, it brings back a memory from her life...

The school counsellor decides the cullen's anti socialness is getting too wierd and prepares to inflict some pain...... In the form of a BUDDY SYSTEM! SHOCK HORROR! R&R!

Hi you've reached God's personal joke. I'm out making a fool of myself right now, but if you leave your name and number after the beep, I'll get back to you later. Beep. AH, BxE, EmxR, CxE, JxA, R&R!

Bella Swan is homeless in one of the worst winters Seattle has seen. When hope is gone, and things take a turn for the worst a mysterious stranger steps in to help, turning her life upside down. Changing her life forever. AH/AU

Just a short one shot about Bella being to late to save Edward from the Volturi. REALLY SAD! If I do say so myself! PLEASE READ! Thanks!

Shane and Mitchie have a conversation about Justin Bieber.

Chad is having an identity crisis, so he comes to Sonny for help... How might this involve Justin Bieber and chocolate milk? Well you'll just have to read and find out D Channy! Fluff! Fluff! xD

A Binary star consists of two stars orbiting around their common center of mass. And from what I've learned, Fate is like this center mass. As he and I circle it, like the stars, we are always so close and yet just out of reach. Alice/Pre-Twilight.

One Game Show. One Emmett. One Box. Rated T for some language and themes as well as absolute insanity.

Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are clearly in love. But what happens when they are faced with an unexpected pregnancy? How will they react? More importantly, how will they handle being parents at such a young age? Read and find out! 5 reviews per chapter!

Justin loves spearmint gum. And now so does Leslie. *Justin Bieber One-Shot* *Suggestive themes and words*

Bella, her younger brother Jacob, and her dad move into an old house in Forks, Washington. It’s a beautiful house, but it’s also old. And scary. And... haunted? COMPLETE! SEQUEL IS NOW UP!

Single mom Bella is frustrated with life.She's lost her job and decides to follow her dream of opening her own restaurant. She has a ton of hurdles to overcome including her noisy upstairs neighbor.Can she find success and love along the way?AH,AU canon

What happens when Nessie starts getting sick? What will Bella and Edward be like when they find out what's wrong with Nessie? Bad at summaries, hope that it's better then it sounds. T for safty. Don't read if you haven't read BD. OOC/AU. First FanFic...

After finding out the girl he killed was still alive, Levi Samuels sets foot to Grand Prairies, Texas, to discover Willa Johnson; the girl with dreams, lies, and secrets. Love will spur, and lies will unravel in this twisted love story. Nelena

Knowing that it's the only way for her and Nick to stay together, Alex is determined to marry him. But that means losing her magic, and what if her magic is just as determined not to leave? WOWP/JONAS crossover. Sequel to Like Magic.

I love, Jake. I know I do. I have too. We're soulmates. Then why did I say we can only be friends? Why did I ask my parents about Jake's past before he saw me and imprinted? Everything is changing. And, at the end of it all, all I can say is- Why Me?

Actress/Singer Bella Swan is tired of all the paparazzi and all. But sparks start flying when she starts filming a movie with actor Edward Cullen who is known to be a 'player? Is it all rumors, or is some of it real?

Emmett,Edward,Rosalie, Bella, Alice and Jasper all get detention together. Emmett being FUNNY. Alice losing her power? Edward going crazy. Bella the amatuer prankster. Rosalie losing her beauty. Jasper going EMO! FUNNYNESS ENSURED!OOCness

It started like this. "Mom, I want to move in with Charlie and Kylie" my father and twin sister. Little did I know, Kylie was the one to lead me to my love. She led me into this world of myth, and for that, I am in debt to her.

2 weeks after her accident, Bella thought her memory had returned. But even though she's an outcast at her school, the mysterious Edward Cullen won't leave her alone. He keeps asking her why she doesn't remember. But Bella remembers everything now. Right?

Bella has only 6 months to live. There are a list of things she wants to do before she dies-some that seem impossible-and Edward wants to help. But when Edward sees Bella's list, and looks into her eyes, he gets another idea. Canon pairings. R&R!

The Committee decides who imprints on who. One day, an argument makes them force Jake & Leah to imprint on each other. The two set out to find the Committee and fix it before they accidentally fall in love.

Edward is adopted by the Cullen family. This is his story growing up. Contineud until he meets Bella. First fanfic posted on here.

In this story Emmett asks Renesmee a very interesting question. Good if you need a laugh. ONE SHOT! HOPE YOU ENJOY!

It's Nessie's first time at high school, and things seem to be going well. That is, until Jacob meets the school heart-throb; a boy a little to perfect to be human. Who is he, and what is he hiding? Can Renesmee save herself, or will Jacob have to? R&R

Another comedy arrives on FF! The readers of Twilight will enjoy this unusual take on Edward and Bella's story. WARNING unlike other parodies, this one is actually good and carefully written. No spelling or grammar mistakes here!

Everyone in the Russo household is so absorbed with Justin's new girlfriend that they don't notice Alex slipping through the cracks. Nick is tired of his brothers teasing him. So what happens when Alex ends up in New Jersey? WOWP/JONAS crossover.

Story is still up purely because I need to beta.

Spotted: BS sporting an all black outfit, but thats nothing new, not after what happened last.....NO! A silver volvo zipping past the “Welcome to Forks” sign. Could it be? Is EC really back?

It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.

Selena Gomez is one of Disney's hottest stars. But what happens when one day on set a lighting piece falls and hits her head. When Selena wakes up she is on Waverly Place and everyone is calling her Alex. Can she ever go back to being Selena Gomez again?

Upon leaving Bella, Edward manages to stay away from her for a little under a year. To the best of her ability Bella somewhat copes with the loss of her true love. In the midst of that coping the Cullens are temporarily replaced with a new vampire famil

Not your typical regular-girl-gets-trapped-in-the-Twilight-world story. For one, this one isn't a Twilight fan. Actually, she's a hater. So what happens when a Twihater gets stuck in the Twilight world?

Edward leaves bella and instead of falling into a deep depression she thinks she hates him, and makes a realization that she is glad of, something that alters her life.

My thoughts on what Emmett does when his family isn't around. Rated T for mild language. Jacob Black poem now added.

Sam changed his mind about Jacob and Nessie's relationship. He puts Jacob under house arrest to keep him away from Nessie. What will happen when Jacob sneaks away to see Nessie? Will that one night change their lives and cause danger? Regular pairs.RxJ

Being the youngest is always hard because you miss out on things. Renesmee's fully grown in this story and she's starting to get curious about her family and her questions make them feel uncomfortable. T for mild suggestive themes.

What would happen if Stephanie Meyer was as wierd as us? Here's a sample. Hilarious, easy to read, exciting and unexpected. After this, READ THE SEQUEL!

Bella Is Abused By Her Ice-Skating Coach And Father, Charlie. The Cullens Come To Forks, And She Falls For Edward. But He's A Player. When They Have To Skate Together, Will Bella Learn To Trust Him? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. CANON PAIRS. OOC. RATED T.

Ever wonder how Rosalie Hale's life was BEFORE she became a vampire? Well, here's how everything happened before that horrible night.

As the Volturi attacks, Renesmee Cullen has to face her past and choose between standing up for herself … or letting her fear stand in the way of destiny. In order to save them, … him — she has to leave. But can she do it? Renesemee/Jacob.

I can't love you. I'm so sorry." Alex was content with her life until one encounter led her to loving someone who could never be with her; that some one was Jacob Black. AU Jacob/Alex Taylena

When Bella and Renesmee are killed, Edward doesn't see the point in living. But killing yourself isn't that easy when you are a vampire.*ONE SHOT* Post-Breaking Dawn

Emmett makes a game out of teaching Renesmee naughty things...and pissing off Edward ALL HUMAN rated T for language

Bella Swan is smart, pretty and unnoticed. Edward Cullen is captain of the football team and extremely gorgeous. What will happen when they are forced to work together to take care of a baby for a health project? UPDATE: Chapter 14

After New moon Edward never came back, Bella never jumped but became a successful musician. At her concert the Cullens go.

Charlie starts to question why Edward doesn't eat. He comes to one conclusion: Edward is bulimic?

What happens when the Cullen's adopt a new member of the family, but this member just so happens to be a Vampire Dog. Give it a chance please. My friends say it's really good! PLEASE READ AND REVIEW! One my first fanfics! Won't update without reviews!

Bella lives in Phoneix with Mom Dad Phill she and her friend watch Twilight and shes amazed at how its all the same. as soon as they watch it.Phill get singed and huess what.then off to Forks is it a sign of a coincidence.?

I was really bored so I made a new ending for Twilight. Warning: If you like Twilight, you should not read the following, for you may never be able to read Twilight again. Please review.

“Rosalie? It’s Bella. Please. You have to help me.” I was whispering as low as I possibly could, and speaking quickly; a habit that I had when I was nervous. There was a brief pause on the other end of the line... Book 2 in Breaking Dawn from BPOV.

Sequel to GKOOWM, Alice finds another list... oh no. Join Al, Em, Ed, Bell, Jazz, and Rose as the encounter flirty belly dancers, freedom seeking Elephants, and a monkey named cat! Humorous fun, watch as chaos comes once again!

Its just a thing I'm doing to pass time about Bella and Edward. It's retelling Twilight but differently....

This is a song i wrote based on Taylor Swift's song Love Story. It's a little funny, more cute though. Please also check out my story "Twilight's Sun"! Sung by Jake and Renesmee aka Nessie got it on youtube my user is RenesmeeTheWerepire check it!

Emmett and Jacob are celebrating Halloween together. What can happen when they decide to tease and have a little bit of fun with Mike? One shot.

Right after Johnny's death in the hospital, Dally breaks. This is my take on what was going on in his mind as he was robbing the store and what happened after.

Bella is getting babysat by Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle. And of course Emmett gets bored and decides to prank Bella with Jasper's help. And other Bellasitting tales. Mostly fluff. a series of one shots. BxE

When Nessie is assigned a project for school, she finds herself in need of assistance. Another moment with Nessie and her uncles. One-shot.

All they wanted to do was congratulate him. After all, he hadn't been on a date in a while. ONE-SHOT

When Edward leaves, Bella doesn't know where he's gone at first. However, there's someone on the other side of the country who does. Unfortunately, Jess doesn't know who Edward is. But she puts in a call to 1-800-WHERE-R-U anyway. . .

AH/AU Forced to live together under the same roof by a school assighment. Eight kids, two parents and one very long and crazy month. Better summery inside. New characters included. I am not Stephenie Meyer. I am disclaiming now! Rated T because Im Paranoi

Have you ever wondered what Edward and Bella's wedding would have been like had Emmett officated? Well this is my take on it. I hope you enjoy. Story is from Edward's POV!

So we all know MTV's 'Parental Control? *Evil Minions nod heads* And we all know Charlie HATES Edward? *more nodding* So he's taking control! But who is the contestant pale with the obviously fake moustache? And why does he look so familiar?....

When Edward refuses to change Bella she is worried about him growing tired of her and she marries Jacob. When Bella's world begins to fall apart, and her marriage is on the brink of the end, Bella turns to the Cullen's for help, protection, and more. BXE

All human! Bella is aspiring towards her dream job but when a family crisis hits her, she has to adapt. This means getting a job as a babysitter for a cute little kid. Except there's one little snag: the kid's brother, Edward Cullen. BxE R&R

So, Edna," "It's Edward, sir. And isn't that a girl's name?" "Your point?" "Ah, good one sir." "Yes, I thought so." This is what happens the first time Charlie and Edward meet. Includes an overprotective father and a gun named Lenny. All human. Oneshot.

Set during Eclipse. Emmett concocts a plan to distract Charlie so Edward can steal something from him - which he has every right to steal mind you. Inspired by Charlie the Unicorn. Slightly OOC Emmett - he's really childish.

A spoof of random Twilight scenes, complete with musical numbers! Co-written with Margaritaville01.

“Scarlet?” Mike breathed. “I love you. You... you told me... well you told Mark... that sometimes love isn’t enough. I don’t believe that.” MxS. Alternate/extended 17 Again ending. Film spoilers within.

You know the saying "everybody poops"? Well, that goes for everyone, even fictional characters. Edward isn't use to the human body, how will he react when Bella gets gross? Oneshot; R&R.

Glimpses into Robin and Patrick's future family. Diverges from GH canon March 2008.

Edward decides to teach Nessie how to drive a stick shift, thinking that if she mastered this skill, she could drive anything. She's half vampire, right? Edward learns that he gets more than he bargained for.

Nessie tells Emmett she's bored. Emmett has an idea to have fun, and it involves going to Scotland. What will happen when the boat runs out of gas in the middle of the Loch? Rated T Post BD R&R

50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Cullen Style. You never know what could happen in the Cullen Household. Hilarity ensured for some chapters. Sometimes other people are brought into the craziness...All 50 Things To Do When You're Bored. Now Complete!

Ok so Emmett has an idea to do wife swap because it's summer and he's bored lol I'm crap at summarys sorry. Erm its set after Eclipse and before Breaking Dawn

I hope I never see Dallas Winston again, or else I might fall in love with him." What really happened that day when Cherry visited Dally in the vacant lot when Ponyboy and Johnny were hiding in the church? A DallyxCherry oneshot with some fluff.

What happens when Rosalie gets fed up with Bella being around all the time and decides to take matters into her own hands to get rid of the Human? Problems with occur of course normal pairings a little OOC but not too much! R&R and please leave comment.

Ever wonder what Emmett did when he was bored? Series of one-shots of Emmett. A little bit of OOC. No Renesmee.

The whole Cullen coven goes on a weeklong camping trip! Read about all the fun and trouble they get themselves into! All Vampires! Bella too Includes Renesmee! Very funny!

Emmett discovers a new song, so what dose he do with new song of his? Well i'll tell you that it involves Charlie, Bella, Edward and a window being smashed. Funny so R&R it other wise the Volturi will look like nice harmless kittens next to me. One-Shot

The room is filled with the sweet irony smell of blood, the blood those oblivious humans take for granted, the blood I now crave to taste.

Dallas is spending some quality time with himself in his jail cell until a drunk Two-Bit decides to drop in… And everyone knows that a drunk Two-Bit is way more annoying than a sober Two-Bit. One-shot. Rewritten. NOT SLASH.

Takes place through the entire series. This is what Emmett does when he has nothing else to do. mild language if any.

Its been over a century since Renesmee's birth and they're back in Forks again. After travelling the world, she finally gets together with Jacob. What happens when an unexpected person comes along? Who will she choose? Rated PLETE! Sequel Inside!

Bella is finally a vampire and Emmett hasn't gotten over the arm wrestling loss. This time, he decides to go hunting, and tries to beat her. Will he finally win? Read and find out!

James is running back to Forks to start over, and stops in Seattle for a hunt. What happens when he passes by a certain aparment building that holds the sweetest scent he's ever smelled? one-shot, romance related

When Emmett leaves for college Bella is left alone with their not to kind parents. With parents who hate her, A friend who's dad is a doctor, and her brother coming home for a visit, can she handle it, or will her parents break her under the pressure?

Renee makes Bella take photography classes, but Mike is her teacher. What happens when he gives her the first assignment?

Pure fluffy goodness! BxE All Human

Emmet wants a four wheeler but Roasilie said no. so how did the pack and some bunnies get involved? R&R and review

It was summer vacation and bella is enjoying a beautiful day at the beach.What happens when Bella finds out she has an older brother?

WARNING , DONT LEAVE EMMETT WITH NESSY! one shot on how Nessy is the only one that can prank everyone and get away with it , not a good summery but please give it a go xx R&R xx

Uncle Em, what's sex?" Nessie and Emmett spend some time together, and the results are interesting.

Emmett watches over Bella while Edward is hunting. Bella has nightmares. Emmett POV Please Review

Young, Rich and Ambitious...these teens have been blessed with privileged lives. Patrick, Robin, Jason, Nikolas and Maxie finish their high school years and are about to find out what lies ahead for them.

Three crazy fangirls and one Twilight hater all get sucked into the world of Twilight. The girls stay with the Cullens, and the hater stays in La Push with the wolves. Set somewhere between New Moon and Eclipse. T juuuust in case. R&R please?

Takes place during/after New Moon. Bella's POV. A quick one shot about how she was feeling without Edward around. I suck at summaries- check it out!

Nessie and Emmett make valentines for the family. This just pointless fluff, not the best I've ever done but it's cute

Bella had the best, most romantic night of her life last night, but when she woke up, she finds the man she was with gone. The only clue is a small note laying on her bed-side table with a little riddle on it. Now Bella must follow the hints to find him

Breaking Dawn Spoilers! The Cullen family starts singing random songs. Other Cullens are confused by certain songs. Craziness erupts! We suck at summaries!

Twilight meets Cruel Intentions. Edward Cullen is New Yorks elite. He & his stepsister Rosalie Hale are ruthless & his reputation is everything to him. Will he successfully conquer the new girl Bella Swan to advance his rep or will she change him forever?

Harper Mathews is shipped off to live with her dad and half brother after her mom gets remarried. she is forced to do community service at the hospital after robbing and there she meets Dallas Winston. DallyxMary-Sue rated for language

This is what I think of the Snuggie commercial. Please R&R! Flames are not appreciated.

First story! What happens when Emmett And Edward Go The The Grocery Store! I Might Add More Chpters Later! Enjoy If You Are Planning On Reading It! Plz Review If You Did Read!

It's Christmas Eve, and just as things look like they could be slightly normal, Santa shows up to teach Dally the meaning of the season. Co-written by JohnnyCadesChick.

Em’s POV. Em and Jazz are given their first babysitting job alone. Yup and they totally mess it up! What are they going to do and how is Bella going to react? More importantly, where IS Nessie anyway? R&R PLEASE!

Emmett decides he wants to go underwater exploring. He takes his family with him. Anything can happpen. Will Emmett find Atlantis? And what truly is a fruitcake? Rated T just in case :D R&R

Sequel to Do You Like Biscuits?. It does not involve cornbread at all. Instead, it involves folk singing, Project Runway, crappy fashion design, and PUDDING. Be afraid, folks.

Renesmee is an up and coming supermodel in New York. Can she overcome the trials of being a model, as well as being in love? All human, please review!

Part of "Additional Breaking Dawn Moment" collection: Edward is out with Renesmee, who spots a old playground in the distance and starts to daydream about playing on it. This leads to Edward wanting to bring those daydreams to life...

Warning: Another REALLY goofy one. Johnny likes Canadian folk music, Soda likes biscuits and American Idol, and Dally has some allergies. Co-written by the amazing Marcia!

[Sequel to Handcuffs] What happens when Bella signs Jacob and Edward up to be Camp Counselors?

My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY

Emmett tries to enjoy a day alone...'tries' is the keyword [Oneshot]

Charlie feels protective of Bella, and he’s not thrilled with Edward at the end of New Moon. He also remembers being a teenager. It’s time for Charlie to have a chat with Edward.

A new take with new characters.. Interesting