Will you lick my butt-sausage?

I'm not going to dignify that with a response

Huh? Why? I didn't say anything wrong

Bella, don't even ask, just move on.

Please? It's lonely!

What do I have to do?

Get yours!

-Chokes-

Cummon Eddy!

What am I even supposed to do with a butt-sausage?!

Eat it, silly.

No. I refuse.

Ple-

SAY IT ONE MORE TIME AND YOU LOSE MY LOVE!

You awful twit.

Yo peeps, wazzup?

HMN!

HMN!

What's the matter?

It's all Bella's fault.

IS NOT!

IS TOO!

-snickers- Snot Stew.

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So this is probably going to be the last chapter. Twilight from this-point-on is ruined for me and I am discontinuing all stories concerning it. I will leave them up if I get feedback but they are not going to be getting any attention and updates will be few and scarce between.

Thank you,

Kuran