Rosalimmelislemesperward's point of view

"I'll be right back, I have to poop," I told Emaddie and skipped into the bathroom. I sat on the toilet and strained with all my might, grunting and screaming in the process. My family used to run in screaming "are you okay?" but now they know I'm just crapping. I continued to strain, flexing the muscles in my butt.

"Ooh, lemon cookies!" I squealed in surprise when I turned around to admire my poop. They were, in fact, little lemon cookies, drizzled with what looked like chocolate. I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a plate. I picked up the cookies from the toilet and neatly arranged them on the plate. Tasting one, I happily squealed again at their deliciousness.

I almost ran out of the bathroom, shoving the plate to Emaddie.

"What are these?" she asked, surprised.

"Lemon cookies!" I answered. "Just eat them!"

"Ugh, they smell funny," she said, before taking a bite. "These are good," she said with a grin.

Alice's point of view

I was sorting through my clothes when I sensed a disturbance in the force. I checked the future of my entire family, and all was normal except for one. Emaddie was eating lemon cookies, drizzled in poop.

I ran into the living room and screamed, "STOP!"

"What?" Emaddie said in mid-bite.

"That's not chocolate," I told her, my voice weary.

Sorry, but that's the end of our awesome story. But, GOOD NEWS! We have a SEQUEL, called "There is Something Seriously Wrong with These People." We also have another story, starring US, AS SISTERS OF AWESOME SISTERNESS, titled "Totally Hilarious, Just READ IT!" we were going to name it "We Couldn't even Think of a Name to match the Awesomeness of this Story" but it wouldn't fit. *cry, sad.* SOOOO, Read the sequel, and the other one. AND REVIEW! OR WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND BITE YOUR NOSE OFF IN YOUR SLEEP! Teehee! :)

~Emmy and Maddie~

OH! And I almost forgot, I wrote something called "The Secret Life of the Cullens" all by myself, but I'm not sure if I should keep writing. Read and review the few chapters I have, and tell me if it SUCKED. I just need your honest opinion because I don't want to waste my time on a crappy story.

~Maddie~