Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, It's characters or the idea of note passing. I just thought I'd try it out.

Bella, Edward Mike: Biology

Eddie?

What?

Mike is staring at me.

I'm staring at you, Bella.

Mike's writing on my paper!

It's Edward.

EDWARD!!!! MIKE'S SAYING THAT HE'S YOU!!!!

God. Bella? Lay off the Dew.

Screw the Dew, Mike, I want Edward. NOW!

Fine, Bella, I'll go get Edward.

Edward gets up out of his seat and the whole class watches as he goes over to Mike Newton, taps him on the shoulder, and whispers something in his ear. Mike stands up and sits down in Edward's seat.

Hey Edward.

Bella, I'm Mike.

NO!!!! WHAT???

So…so all this was a lie?!

Er…

Are you really a vampire?

Uh… no?

You're a womanizer, Mike Newton!

Thank God, you think I'm Mike again.

Womanizer-woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer- oh womanizer- oh, you're a womanizer baby.

Mike pounded his fist on the table.

"I'm not a flippin' womanizer!"

The whole class goes silent.

The teacher walks over to their table.

"Would you mind reading your note aloud?" He asked Bella.

Bella jumps out of her seat with the note.

"YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!" She screams. "YOU'RE NOT A SPARKLY VAMPIRE."

Luckily the bell rings.

"Thank God." Edward mutters.

Ha, ha, hope you like it.

I'll post the best review next chapter okay?