A collection of ficlets/one-shots, some based off tumblr requests. Rating/content will vary, but all will be USUKUS. You're probably better off reading this on tumblr or AO3, where all chapters are included. Many chapters are left out of this version because of the ever so annoying individuals who take it upon themselves to whine about ratings despite individual chapter warnings.

Beast Boy and Raven have never gotten along with each other, but when the two magically switch bodies, they must learn to live in each other's shoes and deal with each other's problems. True feelings are revealed as they gradually understand each other, but will a tragic mistake destroy their budding romance?

Alfred F. Jones is a student model who loves the attention his job gives him. What happens when a certain person in his new school not only doesn't fall for his charms, but finds him irritating as well? AU USUK

Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

The brat loves him only as a little boy can: clumsily, and with all his heart. Perhaps, of all the boy's different skins, Rivaille is most fond of this one. [platonic]

Track and Field!AU- Arthur and Alfred are roommates and teammates at World U. As if school wasn't hard enough, they also have to deal with skin-tight uniforms, two hour long practices, classes, bus rides, and, oh yeah, falling in love with each other.

Life is full of strange decisions, and Alfred is left to reflect on his. The strangest, he decides, is falling in love. USUK. One-shot.

Alfred Jones is the most popular guy in school and also extremely homophobic. This is why Arthur is his new favourite 'victim', but Arthur has no intentions of grovelling in the dust for him. Punk!ArthurxJock!Alfred, past FrUk. Sorry this is on hiatus.

Adventures of Fran's secret night life, and how it becomes intertwined with his day life. Rated M for swearing and mentions of sex. Mostly fluff and drabble, I have an odd sense of humor :

Arthur Kirkland is a man content in life, a man who can see beauty, even if his eyesight was never there. Alfred Jones doesn't understand Arthur's sense of beauty whatsoever, but he's willing to learn.

Prince Alfred, with the help of his companion Arthur, has a month to scour the globe and bring home a bride so he can become king. Will he succeed, or will the crazy monarchs he meets on his journey thwart his quest for the the throne? USxUK

Take a glimpse at the lives of Arthur and Alfred, and what do you see? A collection of USUK oneshots. 34: It's never too late to tell the person you love that you're sorry.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

USUK. Alfred answers an ad in the paper and ends up housesitting for some crazy British man he's never met. As the days pass by, though, he starts to get more attached to the cats – and curious about their owner. Oneshot.

The forest was his home. It was where he belonged. So, why did he always feel like something was missing? UsUk. Mature content. Co-written with Tenkuno.

UKUS. "Hey, Arthur," Alfred whispered low next to Arthur's ear, "we look great together." Extra fic which follows the events of the English-language doujinshi 'Rockets' by Hakuku and I.

Alfred overtakes Arthur one night while he is drunk, but Arthur doesn’t seem to remember a thing. When will the guilt be enough for the secret to come out? USXUK

AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.

USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.

When Arthur visits the penguin exhibit at his local zoo he is very quickly taken with the blue-eyed zookeeper there. Though the reason he keeps returning is surely the penguins... right? USUK Arthur's POV

Alfred is convinced Arthur has a rainbow over his head that needs to fill his heart with color. But who will shoot it through his veins? Multiple pairings, not just USUK.

USUK, AU. Alfred is a cowboy, a bounty hunter, whatever pays - but he always does what is right. When a man named Arthur saves his life, Alfred finds himself indebted to a stranger. Sometimes, what is right is not so clear.

Angels and Devils AU. In which Alfred and Arthur are the shoulder devil and angel to a boy named Francis. Chaos ensues. Rated T for language. Might go up to M in the future.

Mermaids like things that are precious and beautiful; jewels that glow in the right light and gold that shines. Alfred, however, finds beauty in much different things; laughter and green eyes, to start with. AU, Merman!Alfred, UkUs

Late Hetaween 2011 fic. As the party ends its peak, a certain superhero thinks that it's about time that he and his sidekick get a little one-on-one. USUK in that order. RP with Tenkuno.

Originally written for the LJ USUK holiday exchange. When America accidentally catches England & France on a holiday shopping date, will it totally derail his own plans to spend the holiday with the person he loves most?

Detective Arthur Kirkland has spent his entire career hunting after the fabled assassin General Winter and his underlings. So, what happens when one ends up at a hospital in France, demanding the chance to be the hero? Human AU with human names.

In which Bel wonders what the heck he's supposed to do when his kouhai is having a wet dream about him, in the bed beside his in their shared room at Varia HQ. Rather loudly at that. B26 oneshot BelFran BelxFran

Alfred and Arthur are having a little conversation over Facebook, when suddenly... Rated for swearing.

America and Canada claim what rightfully belongs to them. US/UK Canada/France

I didn't think much of it when I scribbled down a poem and handed it to a lonely boy on Valentine's Day. As a 6-year-old, it didn't seem very important, I thought I'd forget. But how can you forget the day you meet the person you'd fall in love with? USUK

A series of drabbles/oneshots with your favourite hitman manga, Reborn! Warning: May contain extreme stupidity, idiocy, and randomness.

Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.

Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK

Arthur's not pleased when he gets a phone call from Alfred at 3 in the morning telling him to catch the next plane to the US. He's even less pleased when he finds out the reason he was called over was a lie, & Alfred actually has a surprise in store. USUK

After an incident involving America, Sealand, & England, the rest of the countries notice how... similar Sealand looks to the two English countries... No Mpreg, USUK

America tries to rationalize the existence of England's fairies. He fails.

modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.

Canada wants to know why America loves baseball so much. England deviously decides to get America to explain to the public if he is a 'pitcher' or a 'catcher.'

Alfred comes home after being held as a POW to learn his lover has married another. He goes into hiding, adopting a child named Anna, who 15 years later is employed under a Mr. Kirkland, who thinks his lover is dead. Will they see the truth from lies?USUK

They were marked by fate to rule the Kingdom of Spades together, but while Alfred accepted his role, Arthur rebelled against it. Now Alfred is searching the kingdom for his queen, and when he finds him, he also finds himself falling in love. AU. USxUK.

It's their wedding anniversary, and England has a meaningful surprise for America.

Alfred has a proper way of thanking Arthur for looking after him when he's sick. Fluff and stuff. USxUK

England receives a strange delivery one morning; America convinces him to make the best of the situation. For the Spring Fanworkathon at the USUK LJ comm.

"I love you, Ivan" Raivis whispered, staring at his lover, refusing to let his tears fall, spilling his feelings to the Russian, even though he already knew the answer. He might as well of screamed his thoughts out loud; I have no feelings for you.

A newly dating America and England show each other affection in their own ways during a World Conference.

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you've never been hurt before. Sing as though no one can hear you. Live as though heaven was on Earth. Fourshot of four couples. 4. Italy lives for now, then, and forever, always with the same smile.

Alfred has always found it fun to tease his school's student council president. But when one day he discovers Arthur swamped with work, he starts to realize that life's just no fun without Arthur around.

Short fluff scenes for RussiaxLatvia :

Five times America shows England just how much he loves him in ridiculously sweet ways

America x Burger :3 England is there too! haha xD this makes me giggle every time!

Poor unexpected Alfred, turning 21 and getting his first enjoyable drink from a bartender that would rather look at his ass than his face was not a good surprise. UK/US. Smut.

...and the consequences thereof. Slight USUK, a bit explicit. Oneshot.

My attempt at the 100 theme challenge all revolving around the Hetalia pairing USUK!

USUK. America wants England to pledge allegiance. Or else he's not getting any. It's smut so enjoy, you perverts.

Arthur is a guardian angel who feels as if he's at the bottom of the heavenly ladder. Alfred is Freedom Star, a young superhero at the top of his game. When their paths cross, Alfred's life and Arthur's afterlife... will never be the same. USxUK- AU.

Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.

America likes to play with his food. He also likes to create things with his food. England reacts. AmericaxEngland.

7 days of USUK drabbles done for the USUK Sweethearts Week on Livejournal. Rating will change once mature content is reached.

John Watson spends seven years at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where he meets the boy who will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Eventual John/Sherlock.

"That, my dear boy, is what you so cleverly refer to as a 'tramp stamp.'" Oh dear God, no.

Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.

America gets to see first-hand just how much of a BAMF England can be. Kink meme de-anon

America is supposed to bring dessert for his dinner with England. Being the awesome boyfriend that he is, he decides to ask England what he wants. The answer is quite unexpected. USUK

Xanxus and Squalo are argueing over dinner- Xanxus wants steak, but Squalo wants fish. Does the solution lie with Belphagor? Oneshot.

Fran is seeing Frogs, and he thinks he knows who's behind it. Twoshot. Ooc-ness.

Valentine's Day is full of chocolate, flowers, and love. If that's the case, Alfred F. Jones should have no trouble proposing. USUK Valentine's Day fic

A compilation of cracky goodness, centric around a world where no one can behave like a functional family, and experiments are done on Latvia.

Tired of being lonely, Alfred F. Jones decides to adopt a cat; though he gets a little more than he bargained for. USUK Fluff featuring Americat and Englandcat

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

It's never too late to ask someone to the Yule Ball. AmericaxEngland. Harry Potter AU oneshot

'W-would you stop taking off my shirt Alfred…'Dude, I'm doing an example right now.' Or, when Alfred explains to Arthur what are the 6 steps to follow when you 'molest' someone. Humour here, nothing violent

Arthur has waited 25 days for Christmas. Now Alfred's here. Now he's happy. Now he's in for a surprise. This is the sequel to my story "The Advent Calendar." Again, it's pretty much exploding with USUK fluff, so do enjoy! :D

In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody

America decides to give England an advent calendar full of reasons why he loves him. Slowly Arthur counts down the days left until Christmas. Tons and tons of USUK holiday fluff. Happy Holidays!

A short BF one-shot consisting of four and a half drabbles. Made for lalalovekhr.

Russia seems to have some odd ways of doing something, due to his dual personalities... Human/Nation names used. Russia's childish side was overly emphasized.

Liechtenstein looks in on a surprisingly tender moment between her big brother and Austria. Switzerland/Austria.

America comes up with a cliche game to fill the time. Who will last in an hour of extreme sexual awkwardness! Spoiler: There is really awful sex at the end. US/UK, France/Prussia, Spain/Romano, Sweden/Finland, Germany/Italy, Russia/Liet.

It had started out as a simple ritual to escape from the stresses of work. It was just a park bench, really. Nothing special about it. At least, not until a certain American wormed his way in and threw peace and quiet out Arthur's window.

There's not much you can do when confined to a hospital bed. All you can really do is sit there quietly brooding and hope to any divine being up there that you won't become attached to the charming American across the way.

Ivan and Raivis contemplate Raivis' appearance, and come to two very different conclusions.

In a world where your heart is visible, would you be vulnerable enough to show yours? Oneshot, USUK, Human names used. Better than it sounds, trust me.

There are many ways to make someone fall in love with you. Running them over with your car is not one of them. BelxFran

He shook his head. Of course England would say yes. He was a hero, and heroes shouldn't be so worried about saying four simple words and holding a ring out! England loved him, and he loved England. There was no reason for him to say no... right? USxUK

In which Xanxus finally tries to prove how much of a woman Squalo could actually be.

Wondering how Squalo's hair can be so infinitely pretty should not amount to this many sleepless nights and this much level of insanity, but unfortunately for Xanxus, it does. Crack fic.

America doesn’t know how long he’s had these urges, but if they aren’t fulfilled, he’ll go crazy. America/Hamburgers.

Follow Alfred's and Arthur's messages as their relationship develops over time. AU. — US/UK.

Day 7 for the USUK Valentine's Week challenge: Valentines Day, on livejournal! Alfred's not the biggest fan of Valentine's day...but his secret admirer has 14 days to change that. How much can a bunch of flowers say?

While on their first vacation together as a new couple, England's insecurities come to light. America is not okay with this, and he takes it upon himself to show England exactly the way he sees him. AmericaxEngland

Chix Verbil asks out Holly Short. Pretty much self-explanatory.

Latvia asks the question in the title to Russia, really making the man think, which leads to some....interesting results. Rated T for boyxboy.

Do you know how we keep warm in Russia? Russia/Latvia.

Short two-shot. Humour/romance. Holly is running from Artemis, trying to keep something safe from him. Will she escape? Or will he capture her, as he always does?

It's Holly's 87th, or 90th, birthday. However, she isn't really looking forward to celebrate her day of birth. Foaly brought here a present that could change her mind. Her birthday starts a new chain of events. Now a series!

If only Ravis saw the laced smirk that snuck onto his flushed skin. RussiaxLatvia Human&Country names used, Rated T for the mentioning of alcohol and slight language.

Is not a kiss the very autograph of love? Henry Finck. A/H oneshot.

England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.

Artemis tries to explain to Holly how the Opals are possible. Holly accidentally lets something slip and chaos ensues. Rated for a kiss. Oneshot A/H R&R please

Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.

Artemis deals with a clingy Minerva. A/H, of course, and it's flufftastic. Caution: Minerva fans will be offended. Serious Minerva hating going on here. Based on a song, but not really a songfic.

...and let life wonder how the heck you did that. The Titans' thought it was hard work battling Slade, oozing monsters, and obsessed fans, but not one of them even dared thought about what would happen when they had kids...pairings are inside

Okay, so this is the “real” Twilight script of the movie. Trust us, it’s really funny. This is pretty much what happened in the movie. Sorry, the spacing is all screwy, but you’ll just have to deal with it.

Based off the myth of Cupid and Psyche and featuring just about everyone we know and love plus some we don't, as well as aparating!Root, my first ever attempt at older!Artemis, and enough classical allusions to keep even Keats happy.

Raven writes a poem about her friends and herself. Easy to get into rhythm and pretty light-hearted. No bashing at all and hopefully some RaeXBB but just a tad.

Language is a funny thing.

These are the rules, and the rules are everything. Just a short ONE-SHOT

Based on #24 from '100 Reasons'. She had never believed they were meant for eachother... but what does a person do when the marriage of the one they're in love with is failing? How can one help while secretly... hoping? BBxRae One-shot.

In the beginning... she said she wasn't the Hero Type. But, when she takes a bullet for Beast Boy... will that change? Short BB/Rae Oneshot... and it actually has twist! That's rare... :P

Some days were perfect. Others were the complete opposite. Holly was having one of those days and having to go to Artemis Fowl for help was not helping it one bit. COMPLETE

Set several years after the events in The Time Paradox, Holly and Artemis meet for an evening of friendly small talk.

Many many chapters of Raven-y goodness. From her deadbeat sarcasm, to her awesome rants, to her undeniably right statements... this has it all, folks. So prepare to split your sides in laughter! Raven: Literally? -cough cough-

Wally glared. "A map to the refrigerator. Hilarious." Didnt work very hard, but its still funny.

Holly, Root, Mulch, Foaly, and Trouble spend their Christmas week with Artemis Fowl and the Butler siblings. Who knows what will come from intertwining the People with Mud Men during the holiday? HS&AF develops during the chapters

100 ways to piss off the oh-so-piss-off-able!... and of course we mean Raven. :P

Mostly a collection of humerous drabbles.

Artemis Kissed A Fish! O.o For my peeps on EC! It's Holly's birthday! This is going to be interesting! Just read it!

This is the result of a really huge idea when bored. 100 ways to get Robin angry! :D If any of you think any of the numbers need repairing or fixing, review please, I'd appreciate it Humor/oneshot

An arguement between Beast-Boy and Raven causes an ancient curse to be let loose on the Titans,"and the only way to break the spell is through a what?" Hilarity insues as the Titans put on some theatrics and perhaps something more. BBxRae . First story

This is a guide its short, but its on how to make Raven laugh. Enjoy pleaze R&R. For another piece of fun please read The Top Ten New Things. and R&R that to plz. thank u

Kory searches for answers to the mysteries of her past, befriending a Gothic heiress, a prankster, a shopping fanatic, an athlete, and a national heartthrob. Starfire steals to survive, and love catches her unexpectedly. So different, yet...NWxSF RxBB CxB

A collection of holidays at Titans Tower. Now featuring Christmas, St. Patty's Day, Valentine's Day, Labor Day. Chapter 4: It's a relaxing day at the beach for the Titans, but the day holds more in store for Raven than sand in some uncomfortable places.

What would happen if the Titans found a ‘One-word Story’ game on the Internet? Let’s find out! Humor, Minor Rob/Star, Oneshot

Holly reflects on some things and has a slightly awkward conversation with Artemis via the communicator. AH but in a vague way.

Beast Boy and Raven are sent on a mission. They travel to a place named Bad Moon Mountain where horror and romance await them.

SO Sorry for deleting the last one very sorry. So this one is a continue-ation So please R&R

ok this story has some swearing in it. so young people under thirteen. You were warned. Rated T for swearing. trust me on this none of my other fanfics have swearing i promise.

Everyone has an "inner beast" so to speak... but why does it have to be a pervert? BB torture, oneshot, teen humor

Beastboy, hoping she was mostly over her previous anger, spoke in a teasing voice. “You know what they say, Rae, 'Never say never'. Who knows, I might come up with a totally brilliant plan just to prove you wrong.”

So this may sound lame but i don't care. Please R&R. Btw going to be a long while to finish my story Dark Beauty and the Beast. so readers plz be patient.

An Interview with the one and only TEEN TITANS! Written in Summer 06

Ever got tired of your siblings cooing about Dora? R&R to vent your frustrations on her! REPOSTED AFTER EDITING

Sequel to the Aztec Incident. Despite having Holly at his side, Artemis is depressed, he cannot overcome the loss of his genius. Only time can heal him... in both senses of the word. AU

26-year-old Artemis Fowl gets the greatest surprise of his life when Commander Holly Short pays him a visit, pleading for his help. They need to team up to save their son, whose existence Artemis has been unaware of...

REPOSTED!