HELLO !!

Name: Mary

Nicknames: Mary, Gracie, Girly, that kid, Salvini

Hair color:black

My current obsession: Ramin Karimloo, Love Never Dies, Les Miserables

Eye Color:dark brown

OH YEAH! Apparently I don't walk I strut.

STUFF TO COPY:

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (Lets c, there was Phantom, Criss Angel, ATS, BTVS, Ugly Betty, Leverage, Ewan Mcgregor...)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile(I am obviously crazy.)

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. (ALL the time)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. ( I'm like all the auditioners on American Idol)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (You can only take so much valley girl talk)

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile. (Yeah I admit it)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.(OBviously)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.(Many times)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.(Way too many to count. Even did it during finals.)

IF YOU WORSHIP ERIK LIKE A GOD, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. (Okay maybe not like a god but something close.)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.(That's a very long list)

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.(Always should be doing something else)

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (All my friends are insane)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. (I kno... it's a talent)

If you and your friends are the weirdest people in any world out there, copy this onto your profile. (It's argueable)

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile (who doesn't agree there. They're probably in cahoots with Barney the purple dinosaur.)

If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile. (It happens when you're in a school musical.)

If you are of the personal opinon that Gerard Butler is God's gift to all womankind, copy this into your profile.(One of god's gifts to woman kind. Then there's Ewan McGregor and Jensen Ackles...)

If you think Christine should be slapped upside her head for choosing Raoul over the Phantom (who we all know is clearly the better choice), copy and paste this into your profile. (SMACK there I did it)

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list; Akira'kitana, frodoschick, Swirk, Summer, BrideofPhantom, TheatreAddict

If you have seen a movie so many times that you have memorized almost all of the lines, and youstilllaugh at every punch line, copy this onto your profile.(Moulin Rouge...sigh)

If you have no idea why you're reading this profile, copy and paste this onto your profile (Yeah...)

If you are hopelessly and irrevocably in love with Ewan McGregor, copy and paste this into your profile. (Yeah, I admit it. I mean come on he's a jedi and an amazingly romantic, singing, penniless poet.)

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (Harry Potter, a whole bunch of mangas, and alot of books that I don't remember the titles of.)

If you utterly loathe and dispise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, TheatreSlave

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. (Yeah...alot)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, Jedi Knight of Middle-Earth, PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan, ObiBettina7,EwanLuvr4Ever, TheatreSlave

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile. (All of them pretty much. But if I do start writing it I suddenly get writer's block. Oh cruel Fate)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (especially when I'm totally confused.)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (it tends to worry my friends)

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer. (exhibit A )

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Fav Quotes:

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot... But what of the man? I know his name was Guy Fawkes and I know, in 1605, he attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament. But who was he really? What was he like? We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught, he can be killed and forgotten, but 400 years later, an idea can still change the world. I've witnessed first hand the power of ideas, I've seen people kill in the name of them, and die defending them... but you cannot kiss an idea, cannot touch it, or hold it... ideas do not bleed, they do not feel pain, they do not love... And it is not an idea that I miss, it is a man... A man that made me remember the Fifth of November. A man that I will never forget.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villian by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. (he carves a "V" into a sign) The only verdict is vengence; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. (giggles) Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Who ever said: "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me." Never got hit with a dictionary.

I'm up and out of bed what more could you want?

My family has issues

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid i'd take over.

"I must admit, you brought religion into my life. I never believed in Hell till I met you."

"I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you

"We don't really have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us."

Before insulting someone, always walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

"It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an airplane, and everyone joins in."

If you see a button that says, DO NOT PUSH, push it and run like hell-

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.

I’m 21 and legally old enough to do all the stuff I’ve been doing since I was 13

We are the people our parents warned us about

“Ah shit, you’re gonna try to cheer me up, aren’t you?”-

“Too bad ignorance isn’t painful.”-

Suicide Hotline...please hold

Ignore me, i'll love you for it

I can walk through walls. OUCH! No i can't.

caution i drive as bad as you do...

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

I do whatever the voices tell me to. It depends on who yells the loudest.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

i like poetry,long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick...

my day is not complete till i have terrified a complete stranger .

stop following me, i don't know where i'm going.

strange things happen to me.

Why suffer from insanity when you can enjoy it

Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic and say "Who do you think you are?

Stupidity should be painful

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me beautiful, what the hell happened to you?

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying

Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.

I looked up the word "politics" in the dictionary, and it's actually a combination of two words; "poli," which means many, and "tics," which means "blood-suckers."

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits

I am me whether you like it or not.

Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.

I lost my shoe.

I'm batman. :D

It's like a reflex, I see you and I start defending myself.

You are a mouse.

Do you hear that. It's the sound of ultimate suffering.

Dear god what is that thing.

This is the way the world ends, not with a bang, but a whimper.

today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

War doesn't determine who's right. it determines who's left standing.

Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people. So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

When in doubt, make up words!

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!

The statistics of insaniy is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...

Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.

Yes, I do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear. Thank you very much.

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!

Welcome to the internet, pants optional.

Whoever said, "Nothing's impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

- I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!"

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others.

do or do not... there is no try

in my experience, there is no such thing as luck

May The Force Be With You

You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You can't be sure where it will take you. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be together.

And lastly I'd like to thank all other authors whose profiles were read and copied to compile my own, very long profile. Je vous aime (ILOVEYOU)