I started writing fan fiction when I was merely 2 months old - my first piece was a heartbreaking angst novella based on the trials and tribulations of one Doogie Howser. This was acclaimed by both the masses and the critics, and it garnered me a "Gold Star for Copyright Infringement".

As I grew older and matured, so did my work. I moved from Doogie Howser to more sophisticated fields of work, ie Pokemon and The Power Rangers. However, it was much latter when I settled down to write fiction for "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and the "Gilmore Girls" was my passion truly ignited.

Recently, the fair people of Japan had their 3rd annual "Serenity Goddess Respect Sparkle Combine!" festival, where more than a hundred thousand aspiring Japanese fanfiction writers gathered to worship and emulate me. The star of the evening had to be Meiko Sugimata, who flawlessly performed a one-woman musical of all my past works, entitled "The Fiction, It is Heart Love!". There was not a dry eye in the house as Meiko danced and twirled her way through an artistic interpretation of my fics. Later, a song from the musical (Sakura Teardrop Surprise) was remixed by famous J-Pop group Fujimoto Sons and became a #1 smash hit throughout Tokyo and Kyoto.