Gender: female

Age: 16

Status: taken

I'm a total weirdo. Deal with it. I'm a no shit gal. But I love to help people out. I try to be my best. If my best ain't good enough for you, then to bad. I'm happy with myself.

Find me on Archive of Our Own: YogisPipHTTYD, quotev: YogisPip, tumblr: YogisPipHTTYD, and Inkitt: YogisPipHTTYD

Just a girl who loves HTTYD. I ship Hiccstrid, Jelsa, and Jackunzel. I love to write, which is why I joined fanfic sites.
Hope you enjoy my stories, and that I can make some new friends here. If you have a story plot, or a request you'd like to make for a one-shot just PM, write a review, if you're a guest, or shoot me an email at howtotrainyourdragongirl1@, just make sure there are no spaces! And if none of you have a protonmail account, it's super easy to sign up. You just need a username and a secure password. You don't need a verification/recovery email, it is optional. At the end, it'll just ask for you to confirm you're not a robot, and signup is complete. So if you want to email me, it's as simple as two little steps!

Just a heads up, most, if not all, of my fanfics WILL by rated M. I let the stories take me to where they wanna be. If they choose to be gory, violent, sexual, profane etc. then I won't stop it from being just that. I should also mention that I am dyslexic. I do edit my books by the chapter, but dyslexia can sometimes make me miss even a really big mistake. So forgive me if I don't catch a couple things; it's not because I don't care, because I love for my stories to be displayed without mistakes, it is just simply a downfall of dyslexia.

My religion doesn't matter. No one's does. What matters is the kind of person they are. Why judge someone on their religion, if they are caring, thoughtful, and will stand by you. That's what makes a friend. A TRUE friend. And a true friend, won't care about your religion.

I hate hurting people so that will never be an intention of mine of my profile. I love to at least try and make people laugh, but I need to work on my humor a bit. I can be sarcastic. Very sarcastic. I am also reeeeally talkative. That's a bit about me.

Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon, Brave, Rise of the Guardians, Tangled, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Treasure Planet and so many others that I can't remember the names to all of them XD. And I like to write my own stories as well.
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Normal vs. HTTYD Fans:

NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."

HTTYD Fans: will say "The Gods Hate Me!

Normal people: Will hear a whistle and ignore it

How to Train Your Dragon Fans: will hear a whistle and scream "Night Fury! Get Down!"

Normal people: see a mini toothless statue and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"

HTTYD fans: view a toothless mini statuette and scream "Oh my god This is the cutest thing I have now!!!!!!!!!!"

Normal people, when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say: a gun

HTTYD fans: a doctor! More than 5 speeds! A shield!

Normal people, when pursued will: call for anyone to help

HTTYD fans: will call for your dragon.

Normal people: do not know the statistics for the different dragons

HTTYD fans: Nadder: speed 8, armor 16. Zippleback: Attack 11, x2 stealth. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

Normal people: What in God's name!

Fans HTTYD: on behalf of Thor!

Normal people: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing him will not know.

HTTYD fans: will know immediately to show them an eel, scratched them under her neck, give them some dragon-nip or reflect light something to leave them behind you.

Normal people: will buy band posters and such.

HTTYD fans: will search all stores for all HTTYD collectibles, clear an entire shelf in his room for them and make a saddle piece and tail for each figurine and plushy toothless they have.

Normal people: See the movie HTTYD once in the film and maybe once at home.

HTTYD fans: watch the movie again and again until they can resite the entire thing, with the correct tones (example : * Changes in Scottish accent * excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!)

Normal people: whistle a popular song while they work

HTTYD Fans: whistling the theme HTTYD while they work

Normal people: do not really care when the third film is released.

HTTYD fans: will count the days until the premiere youtube and check every day for the next trailer (trailer cursed!!)

Normal people: will give what they can to people as gifts

HTTYD fans: never, under any circumstances, carry a Gronckle egg to someone.

Normal people: when telling someone to change their habits, will be good at it.

HTTYD fans: will say, "You have to stop at all ... this"

Normal people, "Doesn't Astrid mean" asteroid "?

HTTYD fans: *Dreamy tone* "Astrid ..."

Normal people, when in danger: "We're gonna die!!"

HTTYD fans: "the chances of survival are dwindling in the single digits now ..."

Normal people: will "keep calm and carry on"

HTTYD fans: will "keep calm and wait for How to Train Your Dragon 3"

Normal people: do not really care what they use for a belt buckle

HTTYD fans: never use anything similar to bone. EVER!

Normal people:. Wisest quote - "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow The crucial point is to stop questioning" - Albert Einstein

HTTYD fans: 'If you get blasted, you're dead "- Gobber the Belch

Normal people: will skip this

HTTYD fans: Will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them;) CandyKaty, ZambleTheZombie, SapphireWolf2002, DarknessWolfSpirit346, the Amber Fury, Thearizona, YogisPip

Damn straight!

Ways to keep a healthy level of insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a Diet Water when you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

10. Sing Along At The Opera.

11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:

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Only when I read this, I sooo cried yelling YAAAS!

1. Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something...

2. I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the tables and the chairs and table are bullies and the walls get in my way.

3. Just remember if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.

5. Say no to drugs; Say yes to tacos.

6. "Are you taking any foreign language classes this year?" " Math."

7. If you ever see me smiling on a Monday, you'll know that an alien has killed me and is wearing my skin as a disguise

8. Teacher: Come on guys! You did this in 6th grade!

Me: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night...

1. Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door.

2. Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before.

3.When the going gets tough, kick whoever made it that way.

4. Behind every great man is a woman shaking her head and rolling her eyes.

6. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If you can't kill 'em, you’re screwed.

8. He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke at first.

9. Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!"

10. Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

11. If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it?

12. A mechanic once told someone, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

13. A drunken man once said this to a cop. "Here Officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

14. Ignorance killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

15. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

16. Best friends for life! ...or at least 'till our next fight.

17. Isn't it funny how a heart shape is just two teardrops upside down?

18. I'm only smiling 'cos I have no idea what's going on.

19. I looked up at the stars one night and thought, "Where the heck did my ceiling go?!"

20. People say life's short. I say I'm shorter.

22. What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you realize that you're on fire? Do you remember to stop, drop and roll? Or do you just start running around in circles, screaming, "I'M ON FIRE!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!"

23. I was never anyone's friend in the first place, therefore I can't be called a traitor.

25. Give me a chance to shine and I will blind the world!

26. Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.

27. I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying.

29. War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

30. Come to the dark side, we have cookies!

31. I went to the dark side. Yeah, they lied about the cookies.

32. Dear Dark Side, you may have the cookies, but we have the MILK!

33. I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

34. OMG! THE RAIN'S WET! -I'm not AD--Ooh, look, a butterfly!

35. ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing.

37. God made men first, then he had a better idea!

38. Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

39. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

40. Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.

41. I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet.

42. I'm cute...now give me my cookies.

43. Boys in books are just...Better!

44. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

45. You couldn't handle me...even in your wildest dreams.

46. ADHD writer: Once upon a -- no...There was once a -- no...THE END! .

47. You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.

49. If you make a OC you use your brain for something useful.

50. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.

51. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking too good, either.

52. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.

53. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

54. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak.

55. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

56. "Go to hell" "Only if your driving. I call shotgun"

57. You never noticed the numbers reset.

37 is awesome, 43 is true and 1 is bullshit. For all you gals who've bothered to read this, there ain't no prince charming in this damned world. None are perfect, and most you come across are gonna break your heart. No guy will be your knight. You have to be your own hero. Put on your big girl panties and deal with it. Deal with the fact that there's no Mr. Right, not even the man you know you can spend your life with. Stop trying to look for the perfect man, cause ya ain't gonna find him sweetheart.

And to the men reading this, don't look for a girl with a supposedly perfect body. A girl's love isn't measured by her flexibility or how sexy she is, it's measured by how she makes you feel. Is she supportive? Is she understanding? Does she listen? Does she have just the right amount of sass and spunk to annoy you and make you laugh at the same time? Is she a toughie that can brave through rough times? If so, you better believe she's pretty damn perfect. Not all of us have perfect boobs, or a big ass or wide hips. Deal with it.

I think that's all for now. Peace out people!