The Lemon Collection

As the title suggests – this is collection of my lemon and lime Hiccstrid oneshots, ficlets, and other kinds of drabbles in one neat-o package. First up is the smut version of my deviantart drawing of the same name.

Part two will be uploaded tomorrow!

THE LOVERS AWAKEN (PART ONE)

Hiccup woke up with the sunshine in his face and his young wife asleep in his arms. He smiled faintly, the tranquil morning air settling on his skin. He watched as dust floated down from the ceiling, shimmering in the light of the early sun.

Everything, it seemed, was right in the world. He reverently swept a hand down her back, mapping the dusting of freckles on her skin in the pale light of dawn. Her hair was tousled everywhere, and he reached over to lovingly brush it away from her face and over her shoulder.

Ever the light sleeper, Astrid stirred and opened a bleary eye. Her eyebrows knitted as she squeezed her eyes shut once more, repositioning her body so that she was snuggled more comfortably against him. He scooted closer to her and wrapped his arms around her form, happily pulling her warm body flush against his. He buried his nose in her soft tresses and inhaled deeply.

"Good morning," he murmured.

Astrid mumbled sleepily. Hiccup smiled, softly running his hands up and down her arms as he brushed his lips across her naked shoulders, up her neck, across her shoulders again…

Astrid twitched as his stubble tickled her skin. She mumbled incoherently once more, weakly pushing him away. He pressed her closer to his body and kissed her behind her ear. He heard her sigh as she grumpily looked at him over her shoulder, and he was about to lean in for a kiss when she promptly turned away.

"Hiccup, please, I just woke up."

"So what?"

"I have dragon breath. Go away."

He laughed quietly. "Who cares? I do too." He leaned over and pressed a kiss on her cheek. He kissed her again because he liked the smacking sound it made. And then kissed her again when he saw her begin to smile.

"You're so adorable when you sleep, you know?"

She groaned and buried herself face-down on the pillow, and Hiccup knew that she was blushing. His arms were still around her body, and he slowly rode one hand up, brushing over a breast, going back down to her hips, before slowly caressing her legs in smooth and gentle circles.

Astrid finally fully turned around and wrapped her limbs around him. "Let me sleep, please?"

"But I'm awake," he protested.

"Well, go make our breakfast."

"I don't feel like it."

"Then get our dragons their breakfast."

"… they can wait."

"Lazy."

"Sleepy head."

She sighed. "Yes, so can't you just let me sleep?"

"But-"

"Just five more minutes?"

He grumbled. "You shouldn't even be able to sleep when there's this much raw Vikingness lying right next to you." When she didn't respond, he looked down at her and saw that she had closed her eyes once more, her limbs still half-clinging to him. He sighed. She was obviously still too drowsy for him to tease. He kissed her hair and was about to get up when he felt her arms tighten their hold around him.

"Mm fngo," she mumbled.

"Huh?"

"I said: Don't go."

"But I'm going to make breakfast."

"Stay a moment longer."

"But you just said –"

"Please?"

She looked at him through her sleepy lashes, and he knew he had lost to her again. He settled back in bed resignedly and she happily arranged her arms and legs around his body once more. She nuzzled her face against his shoulders and let out a contented sigh.

Hiccup lifted an arm above his head as he stared at the ceiling. No doubt Toothless would be jumping up and down that ceiling in a very, veryshort while. He probably should get out of bed before he does that, but then he would be lying if he said he didn't enjoy the feeling of Astrid cuddling him contentedly.

Perhaps five more minutes wouldn't hurt anybody.

He stared as dust floated down from the ceiling, riding the air through the slivers of sunshine that escaped from the shutters.

He jumped slightly when he felt her hand drift down his stomach from beneath the sheets. He looked down and found her faintly smiling while her hand kept travelling down until it reached his manhood. She started playing with it.

"Uh… Astrid?"

"Hmm?"

"You're… you're awake!"

She lifted her head, her blue eyes glittering mischievously amidst her tangle of hair. "How can I fall back to sleep when there's this much Vikingness lying right next to me."

Hiccup smirked.

"Besides," she continued, "how can I ever go back to sleep when you're being so annoying?"

He frowned. "I'm not that annoying!"

"Yes you are," she said playfully, then gave his hardening member squeeze, causing a groan to escape his lips. "This one is especially annoying."

Hiccup laughed breathily. "Eh... You're welcome to do that any time it annoys you." He ran his hand up and down her back, his mind conjuring up all manner of wicked things that he would like do to her once she's had her fun with him.

She smiled at him before diving underneath the covers. Excitement rushed through his loins as he felt Astrid's hair brush his stomach, the bed shifting with her movements as she went down his body. Once settled, she pumped him twice and, without warning, kissed the underside of his shaft before licking him slowly from base to tip. He couldn't help but jerk up in surprise.

"Oh, come one," he hissed, and he heard Astrid's muffled giggles. He swept the blanket aside so that he could see what she was doing this time. She looked at him as she rubbed him, smiling before she lowered her head to lick and gently mouth him. Hiccup moaned as he tangled his fingers through her hair. She slowly worked her way up and down, writing runes upon his skin with her tongue, not yet taking him in fully, enjoying the torment that he was in.

He nearly sobbed with want.

When she sat back and licked her lips, Hiccup's breath shortened. She crouched back down, swiping her tongue all around the head before finally closing her lips around him. His eyes dilated as he watched her slowly work her way down. He tangled his fingers through her hair, enjoying the wet and warm vibrations as she moaned into his flesh and... oooh! Whatever she was doing with her tongue... right... now... fuck! ... was sending his mind into a frenzy. He was just really starting to get lost in the moment when, suddenly, something big hit their roof, making them both jump. Astrid withdrew her mouth from him with a wet pop and looked curiously up at the ceiling. The roof shuddered once more before Toothless belatedly identified himself with a happy growl.

Hiccup gave out a growl of his own as he shouted: "Not now, Toothless!"

The dragon jumped on the roof again.

Astrid laughed, wiping her mouth on one hand and stroking him with the other. "If you've only done what I told you and given the dragons their breakfasts, he wouldn't be interrupting us right now."

"He'll go away," Hiccup said, then winced when the heavy dragon started jumping up and down the roof again. "Toothless, please, just give me an hour? I'm a little bu – Ohhh!"

His hips involuntarily lifted up when, without warning, Astrid took him in her mouth once again. She began working her way a little faster. Her hand that was not busy stroking him began to squeeze and play with his balls. She moved up and down, her wriggling tongue against his sensitive flesh adding to the white hot sensation that was threatening to overcome him with each rise and dip of her warm, wet mouth...

He felt himself tipping over the edge. It was too much, too soon.

"Stop! You're making me… oh gods…"

Astrid slid him out of her mouth before he lost control, a trail of spit connecting him from her. She watched him run a hand through his bed-swept hair as he tried to keep himself under control, his chest heaving. She loved the fact that she got him in this predicament in such a short amount of time.

Toothless called once more, a hint of irritation now evident in his voice.

"You really need to train your dragon better," Astrid remarked.

"Which one?" Hiccup muttered, and then his eyes widened. "Ohhh gods, I didn't mean to say that one out loud."

Astrid smirked, but said nothing.

"Can we take care of one thing at a time please?" Hiccup hissed. "I'm not really very good at doing more than one thing at a time."

"Yeah, I can tell," Astrid said amusedly. "Why don't we take care of that dragon first," she nodded to the ceiling, "and then we'll take care of this one."

Hiccup blinked, then sighed disappointedly as he prepared to get out of bed. "Fine. I'll get Toothless off the roof."

Astrid put a firm hand on his shoulders and pushed him back down. "You're not going anywhere."

"But…"

"I'll get him off the roof," she said smugly. "Watch and learn."

She cupped a hand over her mouth and loudly called a Nadder's trill. It was long, and low, and Hiccup honestly didn't know what it was meant to do to a Night Fury.

"Huh?"

When they heard Stormfly's reply, Astrid called out again before turning back to Hiccup. Hiccup could only blink back in confusion.

"… what…?"

Stormfly suddenly squawked somewhere nearby, and Toothless stopped his incessant jumping and answered her call. They heard her squawk back, heard Toothless' rumble, and then, miraculously, they heard him jump off the roof with a sneeze.

Hiccup was too stunned to speak or move.

"Thanks, Stormfly," Astrid yelled before turning back to Hiccup. "Now where were we?"

"Wait!" Hiccup sat up. "Wait wait wait, what just happened?"

"I'll tell you after, right now we–"

"No, no, you have to tell me now. That was amazing! What happened?"

"Nothing! Stormfly just told Toothless to leave us alone! Now –"

"But… how? You taught her? How?"

"Hiccup, are we doi-"

"I wonder if the other dragons can be taught to leave things alone with a call."

"It doesn't work that way Hiccup!"

He stared at her confused. "Why not?"

Astrid growled up to the heavens.

"Just tell me, Astrid." He ran a thumb over her cheek and tucked her hair behind an ear. "Please?"

Astrid huffed. "Why do you need to know?"

"Because it was amazing! And I wanna put this in the Book of Dragons."

Astrid rolled her eyes. "You really wanna know what that call was for, right now?"

"Yes!"

Astrid blushed to the roots of her hair. "Fine!" She yelled. She bit her lip. "It's a Nadder's call," she began to explain, embarrassed beyond belief. "Stormfly told Toothless to leave us alone because... it's the sound that a Nadder… you know… makes… when they're… you know… going at it?"

"Oh," Hiccup murmured. Astrid could almost see the gears turning in his brain as he worked it out, and suddenly he looked up at her when it finally clicked. "Oh!" His eyes widened, and then he blushed. "Oh…"

Astrid blew hair away from her face, utterly embarrassed. "Yeah…"

"So that's why Toothless left us alone," he said sheepishly, and it earned him a murderous look.

Needless to say, Hiccup knew that two very painful punches to the arm was not common practice in love making.