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Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

FFN seems increasingly glitchy. Every story I’ve shared here, and more, is also on Archive of Our Own, where I have the same username. I recommend switching to that site. I plan to finish my works in progress on both sites, but all my new stories will be AO3 exclusives.

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Sirius Black and the Girl With the Terrible Hair by JellyBellys reviews
Sirius Black's life has gone completely haywire. Disowned. Related to Death Eaters. His brother hates him and his best friend is a stalker. Lucky for him, he's never had problems with a girl. Until now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,941 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 4/1/2019 - Hermione G., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Bureaucratic Error by Iniga reviews
After his death, Remus finds himself 5 years in the past, having undone Voldemort's defeat and Teddy's birth. He's going to need his old friend Sirius to help him with this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 83 - Words: 360,833 - Reviews: 1444 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., N. Tonks
What's Her Name in Hufflepuff by ashez2ashes reviews
There's still a lot to explore and experience in a world full of magic even if you never become a main character. In Hufflepuff house, you'll make friendships that will last a lifetime. Also, we have a table of infinite snacks. Gen/Friendship. First Year Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 190,616 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 1,706 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Susan B., Hannah A., OC, Eloise M.
Grow Young with Me by Taliesin19 reviews
He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 242,170 - Reviews: 1881 - Favs: 4,949 - Follows: 6,122 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Harry P., OC
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,290 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 3,785 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A History of Soul Bonds: by Filius Flitwick by Marion Hood reviews
Sirius Black and Harry Potter went into seclusion in November of 1981. Albus Dumbledore had lost his chosen one. But the wizarding world still needed a hero, when Voldemort rose again. In fact it needed three. FW/HG/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 219,150 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 2,961 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Hermione G., George W., Fred W.
Two Things Are Infinite by Solanales reviews
AU Time travel fic. Rated M for language and sexual content in later chapters. "That could not be James Potter. It simply could not. And that, that man, pointing his wand at Hermione, with grey eyes and black hair, could not be Sirius Black. Oh, no. This was a hallucination." HG/SB pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 126,775 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,381 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 2,017 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
101 ways by The madness in me reviews
101 ways to weaponize potions previously thought to be harmless. As discovered by Neville Longbottom and compiled by Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 2/2 - Severus S., Neville L.
Time Immemorial by FawkesyLady reviews
Hermione loses it after the Battle of Hogwarts. Unfortunately, she still had that time turner and she uses it, sending her back in time, a mystery for the denizens of Hogwarts, circa 1976. OC's are important. Please note, chapters 21-26 could be considered crossovers with JRR Tolkien's Return of the King. In for long haul, y'all. Nominee for Marauder's Medal 2018, Best WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 237,824 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 5/19/2017 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A prank gone too far by StormyCloudZero reviews
April Fools Day. Fred and George pull the ultimate prank on all of Gryffindor tower. One-Shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19 - Harry P., George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Ark in the Storm by IrishIris reviews
With the wizarding world destroyed beyond repair, Hermione would do anything to fix it. In her case, 'anything' will include time-travel, monthly moon symptoms, and breaking all the rules with a certain group of troublemakers from the past. AU Marauder era. RL/HG. Rated M for language, violence, and adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 100,172 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/8/2016 - [Hermione G., Remus L.] Sirius B., Lily Evans P.
Like Brothers by Colubrina reviews
Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potters are murdered and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - well, almost everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 113,415 - Reviews: 10920 - Favs: 4,934 - Follows: 6,785 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
Saved By The Boggart by Right What Is Wrong reviews
[AU] Boggarts behave a little differently than in canon, and matters go south very quickly for a certain treacherous rodent. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/4/2019 - Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
Five minutes by Alternatively reviews
If they hadn't been sacrificed for some narrative symmetry, and because it really is unusual for things to move that fast. A brief alternative Lupin-and-Tonks relationship arc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/19/2019 - [Remus L., N. Tonks] - Complete
Force Interrupt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In which canon scenes are interrupted, and matters progress... in an alternate manner. In this chapter: Sirius and Remus do a better job of making sure Pettigrew isn't going anywhere in a hurry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 55,213 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 12/29/2017 - Harry P.
The One Where Harry Potter is Accidentally Super Racist by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry is always thrilled to see Griphook when he visits Gringott's. Unfortunately for Harry, things are not always as they seem... One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Harry P., OC, Griphook - Complete
Expellitournamentus! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Birds of a Feather by babylonsheep reviews
In 1935, Hermione Granger meets a boy who despises fairy stories, liars, and mediocrity. He offers her a deal of mutual convenience, and soon a tentative friendship forms—if Tom would ever lower himself to call anyone a "friend". But whatever they have, it's something special, and if there's anyone who can appreciate Specialness, it's Tom Riddle. (1930's Childhood Friends AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 417,729 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 11/9/2019 - Published: 10/26/2018 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Albus D.
Weaseling Past The Age Line by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Tangled Strings and Technicalities by smallesttabbycat reviews
**2018 Marauder Medals nominee** An unlikely series of events causes Sirius Black, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley and Luna Lovegood to arrive in 1978. The wizarding world is in all-out war. Regulus Black sits poised to take the Dark Mark. Remus Lupin joins the Order. Can they change the fates of the ones they love? Can they save themselves? SB/HG, GW/RL, RAB/OCs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 395,765 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 10/15/2019 - Published: 2/2/2018 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Ginny W., Regulus B.
The Gods Themselves Cannot Recall Their Gifts by Right What Is Wrong reviews
[AU] Upon his bodily dissolution on October 31, 1981, Voldemort discovers that his Horcruxes do, indeed, anchor him to immortality. In fact, they anchor him all too well. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/3/2019 - Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter, Geek of Magic by jlluh reviews
Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,007 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 3,707 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 10/27/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L.
A Year in the Office of Albus Dumbledore by nicnac918 reviews
Harry's first year at Hogwarts as told by a series of ten meetings in Dumbledore's office over the course of ten months. Second in the Honey Bee 'verse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,706 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 3/3/2019 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Your Patronus Is What? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
This Tournament Needs Better Security by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 142 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 151,840 - Reviews: 2221 - Favs: 2,870 - Follows: 3,144 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Anticlockwise by Casscade reviews
Terrible things happen when wizards meddle with time, Miss Granger. Particularly to those caught in their way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 52,598 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Lady Thief by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Framed as a thief and expelled from Hogwarts in her second year, her family ruined by debts, many thought they had seen the last of her. But someone saw her potential, as well as a chance for redemption - and Hermione Granger was all too willing to become a lady thief if it meant she could get her revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 625,619 - Reviews: 1283 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 7/29/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Mundungus F. - Complete
Strangers at Drakeshaugh by Northumbrian reviews
The locals in a sleepy corner of the Cheviot Hills are surprised to discover that they have new neighbours. Who are the strangers at Drakeshaugh? When James Potter meets Muggle Henry Charlton, his mother Jacqui befriends the Potters and her life changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 189,314 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 2,429 - Follows: 2,732 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 9/17/2010 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Things in Common by Colubrina reviews
Ginny's resentment at her family's poverty explodes while shopping for school supplies. Under the cover of her mother's embarrassment, Lucius Malfoy slips a diary into her cauldron and suggests she'd be welcome in his home. Throw in a sorting into Slytherin and let the dark games begin. Slytherin!Ginny, Dark!Ginny, AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 75,851 - Reviews: 3392 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 5/3/2017 - Draco M., Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Realignment by PuzzleSB reviews
The year is 1943. The Chamber lies unopened and Grindlewald roams unchecked. Neither Tom Riddle nor Albus Dumbledore is satisfied with the situation. Luckily when Hogwarts is attacked they'll both have other things to worry about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,230 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 7/26/2018 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Gellert G. - Complete
Blackpool by The Divine Comedian reviews
COMPLETE. When Regulus is five, he nearly drowns in the sea off Blackpool. When Regulus is eleven, his brother befriends a ghost. It's not until Regulus is eighteen and ready to die that the Black family's darkest secret finally unravels. It might, perhaps, change everything. (A coming-of-age story with mind magic, star charting, pink petit-fours, two diaries, and a ghost.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 67,136 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/21/2018 - Published: 5/26/2018 - Sirius B., Regulus B., Orion B., Walburga B. - Complete
seventeen moons by we-built-the-shadows-here reviews
"The scar is small, at least," Pomfrey says, pulling the bandage snug around the cleaned wound. There's a pity in her voice that makes Severus want to throw up again. "It will be easily covered." SS/LE ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
A Slant-Told Tale by Squibstress reviews
Before she was Professor McGonagall, she was Minerva Macnair. After an arranged marriage forces her into an impossible situation, Minerva does what she must to survive. When she makes a new life for herself, her secrets follow and threaten everything, including the only love she has ever found. Award-Winner: Mugglenet Fanfiction Quicksilver Quill Award, 2 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 175,834 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 6/4/2011 - [Minerva M., Alastor M.] Albus D., OC - Complete
Bad at Love by ShayaLonnie reviews
They don't mean to frustrate, but Marauders always makes the same mistakes. — Sing Me A Rare B:Side OS Competition Spring/Summer 2018; Winner: One That Never Leaves You
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/20/2018 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., N. Tonks, Marauders - Complete
Feathered Black by tilly90 reviews
Draco Malfoy starts each day at the Dea Caelestis Ward for the Criminally Insane with the same routine. When a new patient arrives, Draco struggles to keep his demons at bay. Quills and Parchment Healer and Medizard Comp Winner; Best Angst, Best Plot Twist, Most Unique Plot, Judges Honourable Mention. Runner-Up; Best Drama, Fan Favourite, Most Creative Injury/Accident. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Puzzle by we-built-the-shadows-here reviews
Three years after Voldemort visited Godric's Hollow, Lily now lives under the protection of loyal Death Eater Severus Snape in a world by ruled the Dark Lord's conquest. But the Order of the Phoenix is not completely eradicated, and two names are beginning to return to her: Harry and James. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 144,097 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/21/2018 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Regulus B. - Complete
For The Greater Goof by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Through the Storm by smallesttabbycat reviews
Remus Lupin is a werewolf, and he's not intending to survive this war. Whatever Tonks says. She loves him, and he loves her, but werewolves cannot be trusted to fall in love. Can he survive his mission to the werewolf packs, and will he ultimately learn that even he deserves love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 87,322 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 1/9/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., N. Tonks, Molly W. - Complete
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8877 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 5,473 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,603 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2694 - Favs: 12,919 - Follows: 7,643 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Demonic Intervention by bennybear reviews
AU, taking place during GoF. How Harry fulfilled the prophecy without ever learning about it: He is given a weapon and gets creative with it. The Dark Lord doesn't know, and never will.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,241 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 2/5/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Cedric D. - Complete
The Weasleys by Brynmor reviews
AU. Harry Potter always wondered about how easily the Weasley family accepted him. Turns out, he wasn't the first child taken in. So yeah, this turned out darker than I intended. Whoops. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/27/2017 - Complete
Play up, play up, and break the game! by Bakuraptor reviews
Oliver has one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup before he leaves Hogwarts, and he's willing to do anything to make sure he does. No, really, anything. Absolutely anything. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Harry P., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Crossing Lines by plutoplex reviews
Taking an aging potion was Fred and George Weasley's backup plan for getting past Dumbledore's age line in GoF. Their initial idea, though... Well, finding themselves 18 years in the past was not part of the plan. Marauders era. No bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,421 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 2/6/2017 - Published: 6/11/2016 - Severus S., George W., Fred W., Marauders - Complete
Exile by bennybear reviews
After the war, Draco is saved by his late grandfather's foresight. With his unanswered questions outnumbering the stars in the sky, he struggles to come to terms with reality. Will he fail yet again? Canon compliant. Prequel to my next-generation-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,697 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
Peter's Choice by Ebenbild reviews
There's a reason why a coward was sorted into Gryffindor. Also, there's always a reason for betrayal - and sometimes the reason isn't what you think it is. Unlikely, but could be canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Peter P., Marauders - Complete
The Boy in the Bookshelf by ShayaLonnie reviews
In the aftermath of war, Hermione retreats to the Hogwarts library to repair her sanctuary and herself. Through broken magic, she's given the opportunity to help fix even more when she stumbles across a friendless first year Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,218 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete
Aunt Marge's Even Bigger Mistake by FloreatCastellum reviews
Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,875 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 276 - Published: 6/5/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Vernon D., Marge D. - Complete
Darkness Visible by plutoplex reviews
AU after GoF. Trelawney makes a new prophecy about a mysterious Half-Blood Prince, and Dumbledore struggles to find out who it's about. Already walking a tightrope between two masters, Severus Snape feigns ignorance while making his own plans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 123 - Words: 181,884 - Reviews: 3136 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 11/20/2015 - Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Toddler-Who-Lived by nicnac918 reviews
No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,758 - Follows: 435 - Published: 4/17/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3751 - Favs: 10,904 - Follows: 12,700 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 419,321 - Reviews: 4714 - Favs: 3,991 - Follows: 4,696 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35539 - Favs: 26,477 - Follows: 19,516 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nuclear Bomb by greatcactus reviews
Very short alternate ending for chapter 113 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Read that first. Then it's time to escalate...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 8,797 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
George Weasley and the Computational Error by pisoprano reviews
Part 1 of The Computational Error Series. George Weasley may be 40 years old now, but he still misses his twin dearly. And when he has the chance to go back to 1989 and see Fred alive again and stop everything from happening, he can't resist. George's relationship with everyone he loves, however, will change in the process. Time Travel. NoSlash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 93,340 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Initiate by MarauderLover7 reviews
Nearly two and a half years had passed since Kreacher had woken up to find Harry Potter asleep on his kitchen floor, and Grimmauld Place had changed dramatically since then. Sequel to "Innocent".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,708 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 1,393 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Digging for the Bones by paganaidd reviews
Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 212,292 - Reviews: 6493 - Favs: 10,718 - Follows: 8,480 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) by proudhousewife reviews
Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 14414 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Innocent by MarauderLover7 reviews
Mr and Mrs Dursley of Number Four, Privet Drive, were happy to say they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. The same could not be said for their eight year old nephew, but his godfather wanted him anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 494,191 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 5,435 - Follows: 2,802 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Exotic Matter by Squibstress reviews
When Hermione is asked to update the National Dictionary of Wizarding Biography, she discovers some surprising things about her favourite professor. An angsty, nerdy time-travel romance. (HG/RW, MM/SS). Winner of 2 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Minerva M., Severus S.] [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
The Exceptional Mr Weasley and His Approximation of Obedience by Realmer06 reviews
Fred and Sirius have something of postmortem chat while Fred considers his afterlife options.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Fred W., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,046 - Follows: 339 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Time on my Side by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
To prevent a pair of werewolf infections on the night of Pettigrew's escape, Harry and Hermione decide to turn their stable time loop into a time corkscrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Funeral of Lily Evans by LiesMiranda reviews
Sirius Black's best man speech, as the Queen of Drama Queens would have presented it
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ending in Thanks by Realmer06 reviews
In which Minerva McGonagall and Remus Lupin discuss friendship, betrayal, love, loss, teaching, learning, and Weasley twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Remus L., George W., Minerva M., Fred W. - Complete
Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug reviews
There's a reason that adults don't usually play hide and seek - especially when they are nothing more than overgrown children.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,731 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 236 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Meet the Teacher by SweetDeamon reviews
In which Remus and Dora receive word from Hogwarts that their son's homework has been completed in a far from satisfactory manner. The subject? Defence Against the Dark Arts. The topic? Werewolves. They've been expecting trouble since the beginning of term...but who feels less prepared? Teddy's parents or Teddy's teacher? Neville has a hunch... AU. RLNT. Rated for mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,364 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L. - Complete
And the Wolves All Cry by monroeslittle reviews
AU. if a certain person doesn't hear a prophecy, does it still come true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,769 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 262 - Published: 12/18/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Remus Lupin, PI by Larry Huss reviews
Remus Lupin didn't graduate from Hogwarts to become an odd-jobs man. He always knew he would be fighting the good fight, he just didn't know on which side of the Law. In the end,he made his own side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,989 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Remus L. - Complete
How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World by the psychotic house-elf reviews
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
The Apprentice by Deborah Peters reviews
In 1998, Severus Snape was given a second chance. In 1976, he has to figure out how to take it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 94,312 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 1,888 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
Century Maker by Emertheawesome reviews
Hermione goes back to save one man - and the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 145 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Guessing Game by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
"Who do you think he is?" she whispered to Lupin, leaning closer to him but peering at the Order, now assembling in the kitchen of Grimmauld Place, her gaze catching each man and scrutinising. "The werewolf, I mean."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Twin Vice Paranormal Detectives by Starkiller reviews
Post DH: Fred is a ghost with a curse on his head. Now in order to save his soul, the twins must solve a series of murder mysteries that will lead them to a dangerous secret stretching deep into the vault of the Founders' history. Fred x OC, George x Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,490 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., George W., Luna L., OC
Shag Marry or Throw off a Cliff by eprime reviews
Hogwarts-Era. The marauders play a silly game.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Truth about Soulmates by Caitlinlaurie reviews
She waits for him to come, just as she always will. "Death cannot stop true love, all it can do is delay it for a while." Hermione/Sirius. Twist on the Marriage Law fics. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Beyond The Portal by Jess Pallas reviews
A repository for short stories set in the Portalverse created for my fic "A Little More Time". Post DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Remus L., N. Tonks
When Moody's Eyeball Popped Out by DragonDi reviews
Remus tries to make sense of a mission gone wrong by asking Sirius about it. Bad idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 10,993 - Follows: 3,293 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 504 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Substitute by BajaB reviews
The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 1,034 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wise One: Book Two: Awakening by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry & Sirius have returned to England to join the Order in combatting Voldemort's rising influence. Harry, in the guise of an unimportant student, struggles for an identity. Can a teenager with a destiny have a normal life, with friends and loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,535 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 1,420 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Carnival of Dark and Dangerous Creatures by DragonDi reviews
Four years ago, Remus Lupin lost his friends to death and betrayal. Now he finds himself betrayed once more, and in a place where death may very well be preferred. Winner of the 2009 Hourglass Awards Admin's Choice Award for Drama at The Unknowable Room
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 173,547 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Remus L. - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6352 - Favs: 17,098 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Little More Time by Jess Pallas reviews
DH Spoilers Was it possible to save two lives without altering history? Was it possible to given them a future twenty years after they had supposedly died? Teddy Lupin thought so...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 123,353 - Reviews: 1602 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Imperius by Jess Pallas reviews
“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 208,480 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 6,085 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the New Neighbour by Losyark reviews
If there was one thing that Vernon Dursley of number four Privet drive disliked more than his good for nothing, scrawny, freak of a nephew, it was NOISE. Like the whine of a moving van, for instance...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,235 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Oblivious by Jess Pallas reviews
What if there were more to Remus Lupin's bite than a badly timed stroll in the woods? Secrets emerge when a feral comes to town...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 180,462 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Just Another Marauders Story by Severity reviews
Poking fun at the cliche Marauder fics. Featuring: Angst!Snape, Travel-through-time-promiscuous!Hermione, Sexy!Sirius, Concience!James, Pimp!Remus, and Cardboard-Cutout!Peter Wo0t! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Severus S., Sirius B. - Complete
You Know Who's on First by Iniga reviews
Hagrid meets Harry during the first book. There is a misunderstanding. Nothing else to say but that I'm very sorry and I truly regret this. One part.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 92 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
The Speculum Curse by Hyphen reviews
It's the day before a big Quidditch game, and James is acting very strangely. Could it be a Slytherin curse? And can the other Marauders help?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,854 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 8/18/2000
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In the Bleak Midwinter reviews
After escaping from Merope in London and fleeing back to Little Hangleton, Tom Riddle had thought he was free of witches. He wasn't expecting yet another witch to turn up on his doorstep. This one seems different, but she too smells of Amortentia. Can he trust her when she tells him that she has brought him his baby from a London orphanage?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 152,309 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 2/23 - Published: 7/25/2018
Combination reviews
I participated in a rare pair challenge and was assigned these two characters at random. This story is very silly, but at least it's short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/21/2019
Prisoner reviews
When a human is captured by werewolves, escape is impossible, but she might be able to accomplish one thing: kill Remus Lupin. He's the most evil werewolf in the pack because he's the best at pretending to be human.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,974 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/7/2019 - Published: 6/15/2018
True Form reviews
Since Ron got a new owl, it's only fair that Ginny gets her own pet. She adopts a big black dog.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/27/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Ginny W. - Complete
Humansplaining reviews
Tonks knows all about werewolves, thanks to her Auror training, so now she can humansplain lycanthropy to this intriguing man she just met named Remus Lupin. That'll impress him, right? These characters are the property of J.K. Rowling, of course. This is the final installment of my planned canon-compliant Employee of the Month series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,690 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/20/2019 - Published: 4/1/2018
The Marauders' Apprentices reviews
Fred and George Weasley are used to pulling pranks with the help of a hairpin and pocketknife, but in their first year at Hogwarts, they find some extra help locked in a drawer in Filch's office. These characters are the property of J.K. Rowling of course, but they're worthy of more stories than she has time to write. Canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 3/23/2018
Bundle of Joy reviews
History would be different if Tom Riddle had been adopted by a loving parent. Wouldn't it? JK Rowling owns these characters, even the time travelers in my alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2018
Amortentia reviews
In a Marauder-era Valentine's Day party in the Gryffindor Common Room, who spiked a snack with Amortentia, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2018 - Complete
Employee of the Month book 1, Hiraeth reviews
Complete! The Christmas of 1981, just after the end of the First Wizarding War, wasn't so merry for all the characters. Who is this guy running from his past, trying to make it in the muggle world? What does he mean by the word "muggle," anyway? Warning: it contains some disturbing stuff. The wizarding world belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/28/2018 - Published: 5/17/2018 - Remus L., Alastor M., Kingsley S., Poppy P. - Complete
Remus Lupin, Werewolf Hunter reviews
Remus Lupin is an anti-werewolf bigot like his father, but Hermione and her time-turner can fix that. J.K. Rowling still owns these characters even in my alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2018 - Complete