You have distilled the essence of fanfiction into one perfect story! Cardboardcutout!Peter is my new favorite characterization.

Poor Hermione though, with only one Marauder. She’s usually more popular than that because she’s so stunningly beautiful.

You had me at "beaming smiles looked more like furious scowls," and now I want a Junior Death Eater League Decoder Pin.

I got interested thanks to Pimp!Remus. Quite a refreshing piece of work

HAHAHAHA *cackling like mad and wiping tears from my eyes* It's even funnier 'cause it's true!

I was reading the summary,
And died at Pimp!Remus and Cardboard cutout!peter

This kills me every time.

This was a very amusing yet pointless waste of time...
Time i could have used to do homework XD

Yup... That pretty much sums up Harry potter fanfiction. I need to go to bed.

ROFL! *laughing tears* that is sooo (into eternity o) HILARIOUS! )
-Phoenix

This was honestly hilarious and perfectly written. I just started my first Marauder fanfiction and I was told to check this out. I'm definitely going to work hard to avoid cliches. :)

I am insulted, but then again... I AM a mouse

i hate my life. i think i will betray Prongs...

"A strong, somewhat ominous breeze suddenly blew in through the open window, knocking the cardboard cutout of Peter over."

HAHA, ONCE I READ THIS LINE I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING.

So true. So true. Props to this whole fanfiction. I know this is only a parody but this holds true for so many Marauder fanfics out there. Yeah, yeah, he blabbed onto the Potters, but because of that he doesn't get to do one thing in any fanfiction with James, Sirius, and Remus. *shrug*

And I love how Hermione was all, Remus VS. Snape. She's usually Hermione/Sirius/James/Remus/Snape, though, isn't she? God, the people that subject poor Hermione Granger to these sort of things... let her stay happily married in canon to Ron for once!

"Although, personally, I'd be way more afraid of the clown."

DON'T MENTION THAT KILLER CLOWN. When I was little that movie scared me more than anything, and tbh, I wouldn't watch that movie again if someone paid me 1 million dollars.

Great crackfic that's not really a crackfit since so many stories have these same plotbunnies!
(Cardboardcutout!Peter, Sexy!Sirius and Angst!James were the best. But Cardboarcutout!Peter was the most in character HAHAHAHA, sad but true unfortunately.)

"In fact, why don't we stop throwing dung bombs into cauldrons? I'm sure we can think of some better prank then that! I'm sick of doing the same thing every single day! The Professors are beginning to set their watches by us!"

Best. Line. Ever.

Hermione forgot Sirius and James, then she'd have the whole set (minus the cardboard of course).

This was funny and awesome crack.

Ridikulus cracked-up hilariousness-ness! Squee!

(Hey, who says my review has to make sense, as long as it's positive right? -FYI it is.)