Hey, I'm Annie.

Don't you know to never ask a girl her age?

I love fanfiction (obviously) and have attempted one, tiny fanfic. I have so many more ideas, but that's all they are and are going to be for a while at least. It'll probably be another few years before I post anything else as all the half-done one shots I had were on my laptop... which I spilt water on... and had never thought to back up, so there's that.

I can be a bit of a silent reader and I'm so sorry for that! I know how annoying it is and i still do it anyway -_-

Fandoms:

Harry Potter (who isn't)

Criminal Minds

Castle

Sherlock

Alex Rider

Avengers (and all their individual films)

LoTR

Hannibal

Once upon a time

And many more...

If guns kill people, I should be able to blame mispellings on my pencil."

What idiot put the 's' in lisp?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out of its nose?

Who was the first person who looked at a cow and say "I think I will squeeze those dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

Having the love of your life say "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
If everything seems to be going well, you’ve obviously overlooked something.
Of course I’m talking to myself! Who else can I trust?
Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder

Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study hard - Be evil.

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure."

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

"Out of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most"

"I am currently out of my mind. If I am not back in 5 minutes please send a search party to find me."

"When a single person suffers from a delusion, its called a mental disorder, but when its suffered by many, many people, it's called religion"-?

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no
matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Never knock on Death's door... ring the bell and run away... he hates that.

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Someone's boring me. I think it's me.

Sorry I couldn't make it to church--I was busy practicing witchcraft.

Your face is like the sun--not because it is beautiful, but because I can only look at it for a minute.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.

For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Don’t play dumb with me, I'll always win.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.

There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.

I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes..
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
STRESSED? You think I look stressed! I'm gonna KILL the next person who says I look stressed!
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Any book worth banning is a book worth reading.
When it comes to thought, some people will stop at nothing.

Christianity: The belief that some Cosmic Jewish Zombie will make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. Makes perfect sense.

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny belief

Freya, goddess of Love and War: If you can't lay 'em, slay 'em!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents, despite every effort to teach them good manners.

"There is only one pretty child in the world... and every mother has it." - Chinese Proverb.

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

And ran to save the two dead boys.

And if you don't believe it's true,

Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

Enjoy!