"There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy." -Hamlet

My name's Rose and I absolutely love to read. (No, seriously. To a fault) I'm a generally boring person who sometimes just needs a happy ending, and that's what fanfiction is for. Well, I guess it can also be a torture method.

One more thing: If anyone ever wants to recommend a book, story on , or wants to talk about a book or movie or pairing, please PM me! (my favorites are below) Thanks!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The newscaster is the person that says "Good Evening", then tells you why it's not.

The trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia means fear of long words.

Favorite Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Sound of Music, Pirates of the Caribbean, Star Wars, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, 2010, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, National Treasure, Never Been Kissed, The Birdcage, Step Up 2, The Tin Man, Alice, Harry Potter, Avengers, Ironman, Captain America, Thor, The Devil Wears Prada, Inception, Doctor Who (Yeah, I know, it's a TV Show), The Impossible, and Silver Lining's Playbook.

Favorite Books:

Lord of the Rings, A Matter of Magic, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Goddess of Legend, Mortal Instruments Series, Black Magicians Trilogy, Faerie Path Series, Mists of Avalon, In Cold Blood, Alice in Wonderland, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, The Book of Love, Guardians of Time Trilogy, Nancy Drew, The Bell Jar, Vampire Academy Series, Practical Magic, Harry Potter, The Devil Wears Prada, The Idiot, Ten Thousand Saints, and Rebecca. (This list will be added to frequently, I promise.)

My pairings: (Most popular in fandom is bolded, OTPs are bolded and underlined)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Jack/Elizabeth, Jack/OC, Will/OC

The Sound of Music: Georg/Maria

Alice in Wonderland, 2010: Alice/Tarrant

Black Magician Trilogy: Sonea/Akkarin (If you're into 'other worlds' and magic, check out these books. Then PM me and tell me what you think. I've never met anyone who's read them!)

Hunchback of Notre Dame: Claude Frollo/Esmeralda (the book by Victor Hugo, not the Disney movie. Though, I have to hand it to Disney. They made a fairytale out of one of the most depressing books I've ever read AND included all the 'no-no' adult themes very subtly *if you don't know what I mean, go watch that movie VERY closely AND had the best villain song ever written. So yeah, kudos to Disney)

Narnia: Susan/Caspian, Aslan/OC, Lucy/OC

Harry Potter: Severus/Hermione, Sirius/Remus, Albus/Minerva (I totally respect him being gay; I liked this couple before JKR gave us the big news)

Step Up 2: Blake/Andie, Sophie/Moose

Tin Man: Cain/DG, Glitch/DG

Guardians of Time: Arkarian/Isabel, Arabella/Lorien (The latter needs a lot of publicity, so if you're looking for a story to write...)

National Treasure: Abigail/Ben, Riley/OC, Ben/OC

Mortal Instruments: Clary/Jace, Jocelyn/Luke, Simon/Maia

Devil Wears Prada: Miranda/Andrea (No questions asked)

Doctor Who: Doctor/Rose (ANY DOCTOR), Amy/Rory, Martha/Mickey, Jack/Everyone

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/OC, Boromir/OC, Elrond/OC, Gandalf/Nienna

The Sorcerer's Apprentice: Dave/Becky, Balthazar/Veronica, Balthazar/OC, occasional Dave/Balthazar(Oh come on, its sweet), and of course Balthazar/Isadora (My OC)

The Simarillion: Morgoth/Luthien (There's so much tension there. Plus I never liked Beren.)

Pellinor: All canon works for me.

Avengers: Tony/OC, Tony/Natasha, Steve/Natasha, Steve/OC, Steve/Tony, Loki/OC, Natasha/Clint (Honestly, I think I could be happy with any pairing as long as it's not butchered.)

Twilight: Carlisle/Bella, Aro/Bella

Star Wars: Obi-Wan/Padme

Fairfarren, Folks... Enjoy!

"Guard the boat, mind the tide...Don't touch my dirt." --Captain Jack Sparrow

"Gentlemen, I wash my hands at this weirdness!" --Captain Jack Sparrow

"Why pursue the endless windows of romance, when you can levitate!" --Balthazar Blake

"Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, 'It unscrews the other way." -- JKR, Order of the Phoenix

"You don't just sit there and watch things happen! You take a stand! You say no!" --Rose Tyler

"I don't want to stay here overnight. I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion'." --Harry Potter and Madam Pomfrey

"It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." --Albus P.W.B. Dumbledore

"Well, usually when a person shakes their head, they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans..." --Minerva McGonagall

"We teachers are rather good at magic, you know." --Minerva McGonagall

"You people are so petty... And tiny." --Thor

"Everyone knows that everyone dies." --River Song

"You do realize we can't keep out You-Know-Who indefinitely."
"That doesn't mean we can't delay him. And his name is Voldemort, so you might as well use it, he's going to try and kill you either way." --Filius Flitwick and Minerva McGonagall

"They're basically gods."
"Ma'am, there's only one God, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that." -- Natasha Romanoff and Steve Rodgers

"Some things are worth getting your heart broken for." --Sarah Jane Smith

"You might have missed a couple things, y'know, doing time as a Capsicle." --Tony Stark

"Dumbledore would have been happier than anybody to think that there was a little more love in the world." --Minerva McGonagall

"You know, in 900 years of time and space, I've never met anyone who wasn't important." --The Doctor

"I am dedicated to the belief that it is God's will that all men should strive for wisdom within themselves, not look to it from some other." --Merlin, The Mists of Avalon

"So what were you and Dorian discussing before?" "Oh. Then. Nothing." "Nothing. Amazing subject, that one. Produces such fascinating reactions in people." Sonea and Akkarin, The High Lord