Author has written 9 stories for Vampire Knight, Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Elsword, Diabolik Lovers/ディアボリックラヴァーズ, Anime X-overs, League of Legends, and Mythology. Yo. I've been an otaku for about 6 to 7 years. I've been telling stories all my life. I write less than I wish I could. Thank you for taking a gander. Story Status: The Dragon and the Crystals The Aftermath Clockwork Fist Love Academy First Comes Love Diabolik Lovers: The Tsundere Edition Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then she had planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached an alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security rapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could've been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer had thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they could ask the man one question. Diane was curious to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...Yes there are many people in the world. But God walks beside you always. I'm a Christian and Proud! You don't have to be one either to believe in God! Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. Ways to annoy people on an elevator 1) Open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask, "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - And back away slowly. 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, and then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out, "Group hug," then enforce it. "A friend will visit you in jail, a good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the cell sitting next to and say, 'That was AWESOME!!! Let’s do it again!!'" - Unknown "There will come a time when you have the chance to do the right thing." "I love those moments. I like to wave at them as the pass by." - Elizabeth, Jack (Pirates of the Caribbean 2) "Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to." - Unknown "Of course I'm out of my mind; it’s dark and scary in there." - Unknown "Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you." - Unknown "A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, 'It’s because your gay isn’t it?'." - Unknown "She's the kind of best friend that if my house was on fire she'd be making smores and hitting on the fireman." - Unknown "Friends are God's way of apologizing for family." - Unknown "What are three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.'" - Unknown "Life's not passing me by; it’s trying to run me over." - Unknown "When you need something said, ask a man. When you need something done, ask a woman." - Unknown "When I was younger, I hated going to weddings cause all the grandmothers would say, you're next. That quickly ended when I started saying that to them at funerals." - Unknown "I can’t believe a little girl like you is so tough." "What? You think only big guys can be strong?" *girls glare* "Well?" "Um, no." - Cy, Kole, Star (TT Kole) "I'd tell you to go to Hell but I work there and don’t want to see you every day." - Unknown "You wanna know why God created men before women? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft." - Unknown "Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies." - Unknown "If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill themself is it considered a hostage situation?" - Unknown "Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn around." - Unknown "All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy." - Joker (Batman) "I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love." - Unknown "Even if the voices aren’t real, they have some good ideas." - Unknown "I'm not as dumb as you look." - Unknown "You can fool some of the people all the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can never fool mom." - Unknown "I love my kids. I love my kids. I love my kids...I keep telling myself this so I won’t attempt to sell them to the highest bidder on EBay." - Unknown "I ask for patience to deal with the stupid people and courage to tolerate their ignorance because Lord knows if I ask for strength I will beat them to death." - Unknown "Family is not about whose blood you have, it’s about who’s always been there for you and who loves you no matter what." - Unknown "A good friend will be there to calm you down when you're mad, but a best friend will be holding a shovel asking, 'Do you think the hole is big enough?'" - Unknown "Just remember, everything happens for a reason. So if I smack you upside the head, remember...I had a reason." - Unknown "I got pulled over by a cop today and she said 'Papers.' and I said 'Scissors, I win!' then she made me get out of my truck and do a bunch of tests. Sore loser." - Unknown "These kids with their attitudes! I may not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I can sure beat the heck outta one!" - Unknown "How ironic would it be if someone chocked on a life saver?" - Unknown "You are evil, and you must be destroyed." "Mother Nature's taking care of that faster than you could." - Ouiser, Clairee (Steel Magnolias) "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...it’s a shame you won’t be around to gloat. Where’s my shovel?" - Unknown "Um, yeah...we couldn't run an add that said no Portuguese, but uh...no Portuguese." - Stewie (Family Guy) "It’s been ten years SpongeBob. You're never getting your driver's license." - Unknown "If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn’t be at your funeral cause I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you." - Unknown "Oh Sokka, you saved me! *kisses Suki on the cheek*" "Actually, it's me." "Oh...well...You can go ahead and let me drown now." - Toph, Suki (Avatar: TLA) "If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed." "But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula." "Earth Kingdom it is." - Zuko, Iroh (Avatar: TLA) "I don’t trust the new positive Sokka. Long Feng brainwashed you, didn't he?!" - Toph (Avatar: TLA) "I am not Toph! I am MELON LORD!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!" -Toph (Avatar: TLA) "Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it just tastes like sand. I never thought I would miss the taste of mud so much." - Toph (Avatar: TLA) "Yeah! Let’s break some rules!" - Toph (Avatar: TLA) "You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time!" "Um, yeah. I think your friend just said that genius. And since you can't see, I should tell you I'm rolling my eyes." "I'll roll your whole head!" - Toph, Azula (Avatar: TLA) "You been hitting the cactus juice again?" "I'm just saying, weird stuff happens to us." - Toph, Sokka (Avatar: TLA) "The king is having a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear!" "You mean platypus-bear?" "No, it just says bear..." "Certainly, you mean his pet skunk-bear." "Or his armadillo-bear." "Gopher-bear?" "Just...bear..." *silence* "This place is weird." - Katara, Aang, Sokka, Toph (Avatar: TLA) "What are you doing?!" "Saving the jerk that dumped me." - Fire Nation guard, Mai (Avatar: TLA) "Sokka, you're a genius!" "Wait. How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work!" "Come on Aang. Let her dream." "You're right. Sokka's plan didn't work. But it looks like it did." "Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last hundred years?" - Katara, Aang, Sokka (Avatar: TLA) "Whoo! Toph, you rule!" - Toph (Avatar: TLA) (And she really does! But she doesn’t just rule, she rocks!!!) "Toph, when I was in town I found something that you're not gonna like." "Well it sounds like a sheet of paper but I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper." - Sokka, Toph (Avatar: TLA) "Good work Toph! Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel!" "That's a great idea! Let the 'blind' girl steer the giant airship." "I was talking to Suki." "That would make a lot more sense." - Sokka, Toph (Avatar: TLA) "Well then, what's this? *holds up wanted poster*" "I don't know! I mean, seriously, what's with you people? I'm blind!" - Katara, Toph (Avatar: TLA) Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven. When life hands you skittles chuck them at someones face and yell... "TASTE THE FLIPPIN' RAINBOW!" I did not hit you I simply high-fived your face. Didn't give a damn yesterday, don't give a damn today, probably won't give a damn tomorrow. I'd be a morning person if it didn't start so early in the day. Therapy helps... but screaming obsenities is faster and cheaper. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity. If you can raed tihs, cnorgadulations! You are one or the sarmt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idnivalually, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt peploe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres! Msot good raedres can raed a wrod wehn the frist and lsat letres are the smae and terhe are the smae auomnt of letres in a wrod! 16 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. (Especially at, my dad's house. I turn into an absolute klutz.) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (All the time) If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (The last part is more true for my brother) If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what's wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the few people to say, "where to begin..." Friends stop you to ask if you're ok. Best friends scream, "SHE'S PISSED! MOVE!!" FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. F: Never asks for food or drink F:Bail you out of jail F:Only knows a few things about you. F:Knocks on the door. |
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