Hello there, welcome to my profile!

I have been walking around on this beautiful planet for about 16 years now
and I'm in possesion of a vajayay (my goofy way of saying I'm a female) but I'm as flat
as an ironing board. Not that that has something to do with femininity. Not at all.

Anyway, I'm living the life in a country in which it rains all four seasons. It borders the
sea and it's called the Netherlands.

Yes, the country in which it is legal to smoke weed.

I waste my days as a teenager watching too much anime (hummingbird), obsessing over dragons,
sitting in my room, running an unpopular blog on tumblr, reading (fanfiction) and from now on,
writing fanfiction as well.

My pen name is Disperato, which you probably have noticed already. The meaning behind it is pretty simple:
I was desperate to find a good pen name. After playing around with letters for a bit, Disperato came out.
Desperate/Disperato... can you see the similarities? Oh, and at the time I was on vacation in Italy (eating
pizzaaa, lasagnaaa and spaghettiiii. Fun fact 1: my favorite foods are lasagna, sushi and olives) and
Disperato sounds pretty damn Italian.

I consider myself part of these 5 fandoms:

For those anime I am most likely to write fanfictions. Yes, they will be yaoi in most cases because I'm
a creepy fujoshi.
Also, regarding the fanfictions I will write, they won't be longer than about three chapters since I seem
to have the inability to write long stories.

English isn't my native language, so I kindly request the readers to send me a Private Message
or a review when they notice a mistake in spelling, grammar etc. And for the record, I will be writing in English
otherwise this wouldn't be in English either. I hope my English teacher is proud.

To those of you who have stuck around long enough to be reading this: VEEL LEESPLEZIER!